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All random land areas come complete with perimeter sectors. This is widely known. #monsterdon

Poor Billy. That costume looks excruciating.

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It's Monica! she is not a chef yet.
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Was this movie made before or after the term "master(s) of universe" became a reference to a certain type of white man who worked in finance?

Also in the obscure reference to more modern materials category: any chance Jaqueline Carey saw this movie before writing Dark Currents in the Agent of Hel (yes that's spelled correctly) trilogy?

(why no, I'm not actually paying attention to this movie, why do ask?)

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@ramsey oh God yeah it was. I grew up on 80's cartoons even as a 90s kid. #Monsterdon

RUN

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fuck it's giant ALF

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@jonny "portkey" from the books that shall not be named makes me think that there is some alternative society out there where "key" means something different than I'm used to

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Teela had a real problem pronouncing "Ferflary warblat" or whatever she was trying to say. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"All I have to do is hit the energizer switch, and, uh..."

unfortunately, he only has duracell

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Film Theory: There were two Grildo of Feener puppets. A "wet" Grildo of Feener and a "dry" Grildo of Feener. #monsterdon

"I had no time to [WHAT?] the coordinates" ?

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Has anyone seen the cartoon before? Oh well that doesn't matter for the plot.
Are you familiar with Jack Kirby's Fourth World? That is important to the plot.
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Wow I'm glad there are commercial breaks; I kind of need them. This movie is too hawt.
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All we have to do is punch the Energizer switch and it'll keep going, and going, and going, and...

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To do WHAT to the coordinates??

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#Monsterdon "I dare anything! I am Skeletor!"

... He-Man makes some sexual innuendo about their enemies to lovers arc.

@moira Then gave up on the little troll guy #monsterdon

Meanwhile, Harry Kim's "Sliders" recreation gets mixed up with Tom Paris' "Master's of the Universe" program.

And we're just gonna have to suffer through it.

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So inventor dude accidentally made a key that let #skeletor in the back door and now there he captured the priestess of gray skull and they're fighting their way out. And LOL the #MacGuffin #gizmo

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#Monsterdon Spectacularly accurate grappling hook capture for the save!

@lorgonumputz That’s your line? #Monsterdon

"I must possess all or I possess nothing." Common refrain with the powerful and ambitious.

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Skeletor? Capitalist. #monsterdon

Not loving how He-Man's main weapon so far has been a blaster #monsterdon

bro you can't call a teleportation machine a "key," like technically sure it gets you through locks, but that's like saying you don't need to add milk to your coffee because it's actually gatorade #monsterdon

Okay, the grappling hook retrieval bit was too much.

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Are they in Oz now? #Monsterdon

Why is the Skeletor palace reminding me of a RuPaul’s Drag Race stage? Can we have a lipsync battle soon? #Monsterdon

See, in this movie, the Everything Bagel has a butthole, too.

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the makeup guy worked _so hard_ to make skeletor's lips move. _So_ hard.

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convenient claw game #monsterdon

Grappling hook for the win! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are we watching Masters of the Universe or Sliders?

Well at least that wormhole is stable

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With my particular set of interests, I've seen a lot of butthole portals in my day. But I've never seen one this caked up before. #monsterdon

Is Skeletor wearing a black banana hammock over his grey tights? Dare he do that fashion faux pas?
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Jumping through the giant anus energy portal and taking their butt plug with them
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The sorceress is protected by ray shields! Wait... wrong movie.

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@Agrippa A 90s He-Man kid? What He-Man was on in the 90s? #Monsterdon

@wohali _That's_ what I wasn't getting to, dang

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yeah! get in the hole! wait. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ Chekov's musical instrument #monsterdon

@moira not the Everything Bagel? 😂

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#Monsterdon run Dolph get to the far gate

BATARANG!!! #monsterdon

WOops, director said to block that shot right don't forget

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Evil-Lyn has *quite* the bra on. 😆

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I’m sensing we’re not going to get one of those adorable Skeletor laughs.

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Quick! Everyone into the visual effect! I can only fend off so many lasers with my sword! #Monsterdon

Little dudes key thingy sounds like Windows Me booting up or something I am amused #Monsterdon

If I could say to my grandchildren, "I starred in Masters of the Universe," it would be the proudest moment of my life.
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"I won't leave her!"

"You must!"

There's more than an hour of movie still to go! #Monsterdon

So Wildor didn't think his universal key would work? ok, Doc Brown. #monsterdon

@anne

There are no accidents.

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Oh, there's The Goonies influence too, with that grappling hook....

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#Monsterdon Get in there. I don't care what you smell!

Faux crystals were big for a while. #Monsterdon

The hair! Watch the hair! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

The Skeletor makeup makes him look like Jack Palance.
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Grildo of Feener Figures Out His New Phone #monsterdon

Frank Langella, the actor that plays Skeletor is awesome! As a 90s He-Man kid this movie was gold. #Monsterdon

I mean, these guards *definitely* trained with the stormtroopers. #monsterdon

Stargate open! #Monsterdon

That's got to be reaction gif

#IAmSkeletor

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the craziest episode of Sliders i've ever seen. #monsterdon

This is the worst he-man sword handling ever!
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Gwildor and Annikin are friends.

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that's once fancy gadget. look at all 'em moving parts #Monsterdon

He's opening a portal to Disco! #monsterdon

Skeletor is a bit chatty. #Monsterdon

Having trouble mapping cartoon with movie. #monsterdon

has soft skeletor ever been tested for rickets? #Monsterdon

@JamesAkers they actually put some effort into the sets and costumes and props for this thing!

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That's a very impressive harmonic tuning fork, i have to admit

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when does he sing the hey ya song i thought that was canon #monsterdon

#monsterdon 13:30 into the movie and we already have Inspirational Skeletor @skeletor

Evil Lyn looks like she would go on to star in Robert Palmer videos. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Christina Pickles (the sorceress) was in Friends along with Courtney Cox, right? Is this film how they connected? #monsterdon

Is the dude with moustache supposed to be Adam? #monsterdon

I love the light FXs. So good - so very prismatic!

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reminder that Frank Lagella, who plays Skeletor, is an Oscar-nominee. #monsterdon

mm, a sword AND a pew pew pistol. aspirational. #monsterdon

@strangefour omg I thought I was missing something. Justice for Orko!
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:skeletor:

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"It's always been between us!"

Yeah, I'd say you should just kiss, but one of you hasn't got any lips. #Monsterdon

And Jon Cypher is spot-on as Man-at-Arms. #Monsterdon

Trivia: the guy portraying Skeletor is a method actor and cut off his nose irl #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@Louisa I'm glad to hear it because I am quite confused.

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I like how He-Man always looks sweaty.

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I'm a little disappointed that Skeletor isn't doing the voice.

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Yeah I didn't understand what she said there either, Skelly

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"How did I know she was gonna be evil. She was beautiful!"
Gwildor maybe if you just let the evil woman in black leather from another planet have her way, ya know things might have worked out for you.
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“I don’t like adventures” Oh, he’s fully a time traveler from some version of the Hobbit #Monsterdon

Skeletor has some real Jack Palance energy.

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Heman: "Let her go!"
Skeletor: "Well since you asked me to, I guess I have to now."
He releases her. Roll credits. #Monsterdon

EVERYONE wants you Dolph! #monsterdon

Ugh, pluto has ads, had to switch back to tubi ("search is down due to the superbowl" but if you just use google the page for the movie comes up fine)

(also I may have missed a crucial 2-3 minutes there...)

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