The ancient species called republican decreed that small government meant that we never pay for public upkeep of public space. This was their utopia. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wondering if I should pause a few minutes to let you Tubi folks catch up.

This scene was filmed right after January 6th.

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Caaaaaaaat!

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this movie starting: yes. yes. hell yes.
this movie still going on: ow. what the fuck. this fucking sucks.
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Honestly it's like six or seven movies all in one. I had forgotten about the cats! #Monsterdon #LogansRun

JFC It’s Washington DC, not friggin Tomb Raider. #Monsterdon

"This is the future Millenials want."
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This is the future the Progressives want #monsterdon

They'll get to the Capitol and find the REAL reason the world ended! Yes, it's true, THEY NEVER REPEALED THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX!!! D: D: D: #Monsterdon

What cemetery is between the Lincoln Memorial and the capitol? #monsterdon

please don't tell me the next 40 minutes are going to be them wandering around making ironic comments #monsterdon

#Monsterdon You're in a dangerous situation and a cat appears. Do you:
a) shoot
b) pet the cat
c) dialog

“I wonder what they were like” well it’s DC proper so more Black people then you’ve ever seen in your life. #monsterdon

Well anyway, now it's time to talk about T.S. Eliot.

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that's an episode of station eleven tho #monsterdon

@ryan Life size statue of Abraham Lincoln. #Monsterdon

OMG. Columbo lives to make it to the 23rd! Yay

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What's the problem, guys, a tour bus is bound to come by at any minute. Can't throw a rock without hitting one. #Monsterdon

too bad they didn't find the statue of abraham lincoln in my neighborhood where he's a barefoot twink #monsterdon

Well if I knew the movie was set in DC, I would've recognized the city earlier as the Bethesda, Maryland metro station. #Monsterdon

can someone bring back the synth player i mean this soundtrack is fine but

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"I wonder what they were like!"

"Judging by this statue, frigging enormous!"

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Water? I bet they're getting naked again!

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I love seeing all the posts from you guys watching this #LogansRun for the first time!!
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“They were huge!” #monsterdon

"That must be the look of...being old." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I saw this and had a hunch, looked it up and it's the same place- The MAC & ME wheelchair over the cliff into the water set! Apparently this location (Malibu Creek State Park) was also used for M*A*S*H and has a dedicated trail going through where the sets were.

edit: (where the M*A*S*H sets were. It looks like they might have a panel-truck ambulance or three rotting out there, returning to the earth.)

Not buying this romance, sorry #monsterdon

Abe Lincoln, you are soooo Old!!
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To be fair, Lincoln was a weird AF looking MFer. #Monsterdon

And they called him Ivy Abe.

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Lincoln DISAPPROVES. #Monsterdon

Lincoln like "Hi kids!" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon If there are no mosquitos they'll live a long happy life.

People went nuts at the end of Planet of the Apes so the more abandoned American monuments you can squeeze in to a scifi movie the better it is. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Hey, be nice to the wetlands! They're such good filters, and they're teeming with life.

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It would be hilarious if it was the Ape Lincoln from the bad Planet of the Apes
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Do you ever watch a movie and find yourself thinking, "Man, I could go for the sensible, level-headed, and totally not problematic or campy performance of Battlefield Earth"?

Yeah, me either.

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oh abraham l-FUCK OFF #monsterdon

You wanna know what's really strange? Michael York in a turtleneck was doing nothing for me, but Michael York in a slightly-ripped turtleneck well hello there 👀 #Monsterdon

“You finally, really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!” #Monsterdon

They looked almost like us. #Monsterdon

"They should have just swapped clothes, that would have been better."

"But then her tittie would have been out."

Me (oblivious): But he has a shirt?

"It has a giant hole in it!"

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@apLundell i always enjoy a good post apocalypse dystopia

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Now we're going to show off our matte paintings while the synth player takes a break.

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yes, with the torn garments and the dust on my face! #monsterdon

I'm sure it's gonna be a dead city but like. Imagine if they got to DC and there were people, would Logan become a cop again? #monsterdon

"The life clocks have no power outside."
So they are out of wifi range of the distopian AI super computer.
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SCOTUS

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They walked all the way from California to DC? #monsterdon

@steter We saw the ACAB YMCA like an hour ago. #monsterdon

I wonder how they learned to swim? I guess there must be pools in the dome but there didn't seem to be a whole lot of space for them

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ohhhh. THAt i didn't remember at ALL

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YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

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Oh it's the fucking Washington Monument jesus christ #Monsterdon

if i remember right, a significant portion of the final act is just a guy reciting ts eliot

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this is, with no exaggeration, exactly how i'll be when the revolution makes chocolate a difficult to obtain luxury #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe it is trying to decide between rite of spring and holst's the planets #monsterdon

When do the ape people show up?

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Wait... They know how to swim?

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I bet those life clocks get caught on stuff. 30 years of trying not to pick at it.
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#monsterdon If you love something, set it free and it will have sex with you in the water.

the smack-in-the-face obvious symbolism of them saying 'we're free!' while swimming naked #monsterdon

So how long y'figure until our girl here dies tragically? #Monsterdon

there really is a lot of nudity in this film, isn't there... #Monsterdon

i miss the ice walrus tbh, best character so far

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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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what do you want what do you want what do you really really want

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I love how everyone is noticing how much is left of this movie.
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The wifi doesn't reach that far, Logan #monsterdon

they went life crystal to mouth :o #monsterdon

OTOH she panics when the lizard tries to crawl on her. Which is silly of her. OTOH she presumably has never seen a lizard before. #Monsterdon

I think they're on the wrong page of their scripts. #monsterdon

@msh @apLundell Maybe they felt they had to shoehorn the entire novel in #monsterdon

#monsterdon in a utopian future, apparently consent is still poorly understood especially by the powerful.

jeeeezus this is a long movie

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PSA: do NOT jump into water that you cannot see into, ESPECIALLY if you do not already know its depth.

A significant fraction of my high school's graduating class has died this way.

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placing bets that the computer is just sending him out there to come back and tell everyone because it just wants everyone to go the fuck outside #monsterdon

Soundtrack's going all Rites of Spring on us #Monsterdon

and then they fell down and there was no insta-healing and they both died. the end.
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They would both later die of dysentery. #Monsterdon

"Logan, look!"
"Water!"
"And diphtheria!"

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and then they drank salt water and both died. the end. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Was the nonconsensual orgy with drug music not weird enough

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@apLundell Wild eh? Usually with #Monsterdon it's like "there are only 10 minutes left but barely anything has happened How?"

who did the plastic surgeon get the call from to trigger him trying to slice up the cop? he was also using an ice blaster which overpowered the electricity spark blaster, and the only other ice blaster is the sanctuary robot. THERE IS SOMETHING FISHY HERE #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I hate outside! I hate it!” Scared cat energy

[getting touched by a lizard] "Ahhhh, AHHHHHH, I hate outside!!!"

Hell yeah big mood #Monsterdon

@diazona

This is like the end of WALL-E in that I'm certain all the humans are going to die.

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"I have no idea how deep that water is- let's jump in!"

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to be fair, if i sat on a rock, and then some lizard tried to crawl up my skirt, i'd hate that a lot too. rude lizard. #Monsterdon

"my birds! my birds!" - me when my shelf of bird figurines falls down

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As a kid this is where the movie got boring. As an adult it is the better half.
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@CardboardRobot @Taweret You can always figure out how much time has passed since the starting time and just jump that far forward in the movie if you want to be in sync with the people watching without ads (and I don't think you'd be that far off from the people watching with ads either)

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Why yes, Mr Box the Robot, you are too removed from my ken, thanks for asking!

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@amyfou In like 20 seconds inside Box's cave before he showed him all his popsicles

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If they wonder into the film Phase IV, I'm going to watch that instead. #monsterdon

I just realized there's like half of the movie left? #monsterdon

Yay, global warming for the win #monsterdon