Logan's old partner there is acting more like a jilted lover. #Monsterdon

I hope the credits list the name of every cat.

#monsterdon

And this one's for Jenny and the wimp!

#Monsterdon

"I've seen this face before, isn't he the--Jessica! Jessica?"

OHNOEZ THE CATS ATE JESSICA

#Monsterdon

I did check doesthedogdie dot com and no cats are harmed. So that is good. #Monsterdon

Duncan Idaho going for Jenny Agutter like Beatles fans went for Yoko.....people move on with their lives, get over it folks!

#monsterdon

I have absolutely no recollection of what these last 20 minutes contain. I think it's all downhill from Peter Ustinov.

#Monsterdon

If they'd just called this movie "Planet of the Cats" it would've been much more popular. #Monsterdon

"They're all old men" Yep. That's congress. #monsterdon #LogansRun

and he didn't even bring the synth with him

#monsterdon #LogansRun

@diazona Well they made that movie #monsterdon

oh shit space columbo has one last question #monsterdon

oops, third wheel found us. #Monsterdon

@r343l

Ignoring that cat is how we know Logan's the real villain of the film

#Monsterdon

Do people just, like, know T. S. Eliot's poetry offhand well enough to recognize it here?

#Monsterdon

Come on old man. Invent the catapult!

#Monsterdon

"I want to be this man and eat nuts with cats."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "You can't fight here, this is the war room!"

Logan ignoring that cat is so rude. #Monsterdon

@starkraving666 and it has warp nacelles! #monsterdon

#monsterdon I like this guy- Bob Wheeler from night court in the past in the future, Jerry Garcia at the bottom of a quarter bag... Thurston Howell fresh off a bender, I can't place him though...

All these cats- Jellicle cat?
🎶 Burnt out ends of smoky days
The stale cold smell of morning
A street lamp dies, another night is over
Another day is dawning 🎶

Ah he must have found T.S. Eliot. or Toxoplasma, one.

I saw this movie when it came out in the theater, before CATS was on Broadway (but well after Eliot's poems). I never realized this was all a T.S. Eliot CATS reference.

#monsterdon

"There' a cat!"

"Hit it with a stick"

"NOOOO...sorry, didn't meant to get too heated about it."

#Monsterdon

he just really wants to stay there with all the cats #monsterdon

that cat like, jeez, Michael York, could you quit arguing and bloody pet me! #Monsterdon

"They're covered in BERRIES, got it?" #monsterdon

@diazona

Some lines in here from T.S. Elliot that didn't make it into the musical

#Monsterdon

That was so fun. In spite of good judgment and test, Cats holds a special place in my heart in all its schmaltzy, butthole-less glory. #Monsterdon

Oh look! A medbed #monsterdon #logansrun

I like that he memorized Cats, but couldn't remember the Declaration :P #Monsterdon #OrWhateverHeWasTryingToSay

actually it makes sense that macavity caused the apocalypse #monsterdon

This has taken on the feel of a play in a small town playhouse. There's one good actor who has been in professional shows, and everybody else is just scenery that talks now and then. #Monsterdon

Honestly on the fence about whether i love this guy more than Box, i think i might. #monsterdon

*old man ranting continues* "...and a computer came and removed their bungholes, every last one..." #monsterdon

THIS BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE! #monsterdon #logansrun

it belongs to the people... and the cats. #Monsterdon

@jonny He's literally quoting Cats, just he's quoting T.S. Elliot, not A.L. Webber. #Monsterdon

Ah, I finally have time to read

#Monsterdon

Now I see why this movie is two hours long #monsterdon

@srol DOES THAT WORD HAVE ANY OTHER MEANING BECAUSE IT REALLY WAS #monsterdon

"They're berried? Like fruitcake?" #monsterdon

I'd give you one of my best cats! #monsterdon

So, I guess this guy only knows one book? #monsterdon

but this movie predates Cats apparently #monsterdon

@paco You could do worse TBH

#Monsterdon

WHOA FUCK THINGS REALLY ARE GETTING JELLICAL IN HERE #Monsterdon

OK BOOMER #monsterdon

i would watch "old man yells about cats" as a feature length film

#monsterdon

The old man is another robot, yes?

#Monsterdon

Asparagus, but that's such a fuss...to pronounce. We just call him Gus. #Monsterdon

Peter Ustinov in all his roles is so great at looming in a way that is simultaneously unthreatening. #Monsterdon

"My mother! And my, you know, um... you know... he went out for milk."

#monsterdon #LogansRun

@apLundell@octodon.social A bold move in any case!

#Monsterdon #LogansRun

Awww. I love it when cats say "Hewwow" Two at once welcoming visitors is adorable.
#Monsterdon #LogansRun

he's just this guy, you know. #Monsterdon

WHICH ONE IS RUMPLETEAZER?????
#monsterdon

I can't decide if this old guy is great or annoying. #monsterdon

Wait wait wait ... are things about to get ... jellical? #Monsterdon

...remember when I said the thing about the Heaviside Layer earlier? #monsterdon

Oh no, this is me, they found me in the ruins. #monsterdon

Welcome to the Heavyside Layer?
The Library of Cat Pets?
#Monsterdon #LogansRun

The crystal it's clear what does it mean?

In room "You can use waterproof glue?"

#Monsterdon

NO NOT CATS #monsterdon

"CATS, y'dumbass!"

#monsterdon #LogansRun

He’s been alone for quite some time. Of course you can touch him, Jenny Agutter. #Monsterdon

FANCY NAMES #monsterdon

Andrew Lloyd Webber survived the apocalypse and he's still ripping off T.S. Elliot. #monsterdon #LogansRun

@forward I'm just skipping 30 seconds forward every time it looks like the action is stalling #monsterdon

"Cats!" With fancy names. They predicted Mastodon, too. Very prescient, this movie. #Monsterdon

The cats have the best dialogue. #Monsterdon

Now that you discover the first "old" person you meet is totally bonkers, do you really want to be old? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Oh, *Cat* Sanctuary. We're a cat cafe. Haven't seen much business, though. Well, pull up a seat. Pet me? Look, young lady, don't you want to pet the cats?"

"I'm as old as I am, I suppose." That's sensible. Dude doesn't have much use for dates, I imagine.

#Monsterdon #LogansRun

When do the cats start dancing?

#Monsterdon

"Are you alone here?" "Hardly, I've got all these cats"

This is what the Fediverse is like

#Monsterdon #LogansRun

In today session we discuss the catnip shortage
(crowd mumbles in worry)
#monsterdon

what kind of apocalypse could leave behind a survivable computer paradise but also have eradicated all humans fast enough that nobody would have fucked around with lincoln's head and stuff #monsterdon

"Hey, it's that guy from the chair back there!" #monsterdon

His Face. His Hair. His Smell. Is that what it is to grow old?

#monsterdon
#LogansRun

We have now reached a #monsterdon/#CatsOfMastodon crossover!

Kudzu really got out of hand here #monsterdon

Elderly catboy librarians of the future!

#monsterdon

is this the uh. uh. big archive place. National Archives?? #monsterdon

It’s a cat sanctuary! #Monsterdon

yes I'm still on this, no i didn't take this photo #monsterdon

Ok, I am lolling at this place that was established next year #monsterdon #logansrun

I can instantly relate to this Ustinov like dude

#monsterdon

CATS. #monsterdon

Imagine you’re about to turn 30 and this is the first time you’ve seen a cat in your life #monsterdon

@Configures @moira Yeah but it's more that numbers seem more interesting than last names

I wonder what that says about me lol

#Monsterdon

@forward

Some part of me appreciates how #monsterdon becomes more and more out of sync as the movie progresses

Hey, they found Newt Gingrich! Still Speaker after all these years. #Monsterdon

hell yeah cat grandpa #monsterdon #lifegoals

If only that rip in her dress would drop a little lower

#monsterdon

"Oh he's so cute. It's a little alligator lizard"

#monsterdon

Annnnnd, it's Mungojerrie and Rumpleteezer!

#Monsterdon #LogansRun

Where are the morlocks?
#monsterdon

OMG! This was the Planet of the Apes all along!
#Monsterdon #LogansRun

With these clothes and sets, there should have been a landing party from the Enterprise by now.

#Monsterdon

The cat's happy someone's finally there to feed them. #Monsterdon