is that a pendant or a pair of truck nuts

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#monsterdon The Gods Must Be Angry

More appropriate titles:

Hedge Destroyer

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You know if he had successfully zapped the cameraperson, like he was trying to do, he could have saved us all a lot of pain

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Please button the shirt
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'Because "Cursed Object" stories aren't just for fantasy.'

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laser blast count: 8

chest scrotum count: 1

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If #Monsterdon has taught me anything, it's to avoid venturing into the desert.

Sound effects budget ran out. We're down live voiced sfx.

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He's pointing the business end at his chest I'm just thinking "please, PLEASE, movie."
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#Monsterdon how old is billy? I feel like he should have an adult with him…

Uh oh... #monsterdon

I think they thought that he was mistakable for {Mark Hamill}-like.

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see this scene would make so much more sense if this guy both was supposed to be 15 and actually did look 15.

100% serious here.

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@Taweret exactly my question, how is he old enough to drive

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Should an individual this immature be allowed to drive vehicles, look at him ffs...

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They modeled this after an 8-track #monsterdon

Am I seriously gonna have to stare it this guy's face over and over?
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which way is uprange?

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Chekhov's Laserblaster

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Now he finds the giant phallic symbol, after establishing he really needs it #monsterdon

The number of people I want to survive this movie currently stands at zero.

Unfortunately, at least one of them probably will.

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Wait, Billy is being bullied by this guy in the glasses?

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I cannot deal with this town being so small that Mistah Potata Head is one of the _cool_ kids. I can NOT deal with it.

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Pause for Coke ad pose. #Monsterdon

What's Billy's mom supposed to be, an elite level sex worker? Because that seems like the implication

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i do not believe deezen warrants this music. #monsterdon

When is this movie gonna start?

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Did nobody teach this layabout how to wear a shirt?

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I wonder what the aliens are up to? Or the cops?
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#Monsterdon Vaguely guilty of maybe weaksauce vehicular manslaughter.

riveting vending machine scene

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Pontiac Down!

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Ive lived in a small town all my life; the cops tend to ignore the locals & go after the out-of-towners who won't wanna come back to fight a ticket
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wait

is this the origin story of Fred from Scooby Doo?
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Cannot be doing with more of this creepy young man's dull day in the hot sun

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@sean The hell it was. If they'd done it, it'd've been good.

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NEW
ARCOClear
Unleaded

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Feel like a lot of the budget just went into that joke

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If the film was REALLY made in the 70s that car woulda blown up. #Monsterdon

DUI hire

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Okay, I laughed at that
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cops figuring out who it is before deciding to persue is peak small town cop energy

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How's your momma? #monsterdon

That was pretty good animation!
Critics who were not comatose after viewing this movie agreed the animation was the best part.

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Billy's supposed to be, what? The kind of dude who whines at his mom, but he won't stop for the keystone cops? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now they start with the silly music. The cops are bastards obviously, but also apparently high and stupid.

Look! Bigfoot walked on his van!

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What even is this music? #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Everyone in this damn movie is a character actor

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awwww 5 0 got a cute smile tho #monsterdon

Cop #2 touches the joint and immediately begins coughing. Laced with fent, I guess.

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It's okay, partner. It's *stolen* weed. #monsterdon #laserblast

"What do you keep smokin' that stuff for?"

"Shit!"

?????

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If dude is in high school, he's some 30-year old creeper trying to get laid by teens #monsterdon

Nice to meet you too Colonel Sanders

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Took him half an hour to put a shirt on for nothing. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

If I may offer this guy a suggestion:

hush hush

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Operation Sandust, hush hush!

Everybody connected with it, hush hush!

Now you get away from that motorcycle I knocked over that is spilling gas and oil all over the ground!

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It’s me colonel, Dime Store Mark Hamill. #Monsterdon

So the password is "It's me, Billy" Good to know!
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This is the jazz fusion soundtrack that Yeti *should* have had!
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#monsterdon Our hero sure is angry that his mom got a free trip to Acapulco.

Oh thank god, he does own a shirt.

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LOL at all the shirt (or lack thereof) commentary

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I keep expecting something to run out into the road while he's driving. This is so anti-climactic!

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I, for one, welcome our new claymation alien overlords

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Wardrobe! Can we get this guy a shirt? #Monsterdon

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Mom's extra snug white waist-high pants were a stylistic error common in the late 1970s

What's the age gap between mother and son here, seven years?

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i do not remember this movie having massive eerie gaps in between dialogue where the lead just stares

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Mother or Mrs. Robinson? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yer mom's a player, bro. respect the hustle

I love them so much they should have action figures.
Okay eventually they did get figures but the are small and not that articulated.
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Wait is that his mom? I'm so confused.

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that lady looks like an alien. is this foreshadowing? #monsterdon

My parents had this exact luggage. It was always really satisfying to snap the clasps closed. #Monsterdon

Less humans
More aliens!
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There's something very Gates McFadden as Crusher about her performance.

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Her pants are painted on. Owch! #Monsterdon

These guys are amazing.

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I can just feel the cheap plastic texture of that luggage thru the screen.

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The stop motion aliens are FANTASTIC they pair well with the grainy print of this #Monsterdon film

Yeah I hate it when I'm late for my next flight because I just lasered a guy

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yes, please, put on your pants. #monsterdon

Why is his face green but his hands are white? Are we not supposed to notice that?

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Oh no! Not the everything except the necklace disintegration ray!!
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Perfect landing!

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The initial dialogue in all the best movies consists of quacking. #monsterdon

Lots of untranslated alien dialogue, à la the Chewbacca family in The Star Wars Holiday Special—and just as unriveting #Monsterdon

Give "Tortoise without it's shell" please

No exposition, very bold

LASER BLASTS!

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Is that Pazuzu’s brother

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Eddie Deezen....#monsterdon

Enjoy the claymation, kids, it's the only good part of the movie.

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Omigosh the stop motion! I love it!

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The spaceship and aliens are *the one and only good part* of this film.

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#Monsterdon "yeah, it's me, laserblast. i guess you're probably wondering how i got into this mess"

Our air was too polluted for the alien to blast his laser

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Mad Max: Vague Irritation Road

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Is this fellow Laserblast?

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