OK, now he's just blowing things up indiscriminately. Dude that does not justify a victory dance!

#monsterdon

"Ain't nothin' out here but rattlesnakes & turtles"

You have NO idea.

#Monsterdon #LaserBlast

7 minutes to go! I believe in us!

#Monsterdon
#Laserblast

How did we end up in NYC? #Monsterdon

Billy's attacking the backlot at Universal Studios! #Monsterdon

I know Billy's psychology is kinda messed up now, but that was a rude way to treat a hippie giving you a lift. Good thing the driver wasn't necessary for a smooth ride #monsterdon

#monsterdon was… was that car made out of napalm?

this movie is gonna end eventually right?
#monsterdon

Oh yeah I forgot about them... #monsterdon

#monsterdon So why did the space lizards even build a gun that turns the shooter into a zombie?

What was even the plan?

We no longer have Star Wars sign

#Monsterdon

shit, that music from when Froggy and whatshisname were driving that Chevy got stuck in my head

#monsterdon

The most sympathetic character in the movie is the hippie driver who picks Billy up. #monsterdon

Take that, STAR WARS

#Monsterdon

Turtles are cold on the trail.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Star Wars sign! lol~!

#Monsterdon

Take that, Star Wars!

#Monsterdon

I remember my first orgasm. #Monsterdon

I guarantee you that whoever designed the aliens had a box turtle as a kid that they loved very, very much

#Monsterdon
#Laserblast

he sure looked more creepy and less stoned than zombie when he got into that van

#monsterdon

Shellless turtles finally arrived
#monsterdon

"...hey, is that the idiot's car?"
"dunno, maybe"
"should we check it out?"
"nah, I'm hungry, lets get some tacos"

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

I guess that chopper sniper never heard of the confirmed part of confirmed kill.

#monsterdon

Billy doing the possessed green man could really use a little more guidance from the director.

…and we're back to orange car.

Honestly I'd have blown up the car myself at this point.

#monsterdon

I always wondered if they had Billy saying things when he was Greenface Laserguy and changed their minds and muted it later, or if he's just mouthing words for no reason

#Monsterdon

@paco I remember this scene from Falling Down

#Monsterdon

It happens sometimes. Froggys just explode. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Now there's one person with a crash helmet driving the burning car, and a stiff mannequin in the passenger seat.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#monsterdon "Hey kids this is Petey the Plane always remember to never pick up cursed alien artifacts in the desert and then let them turn you into a feral green turd who shoots at light aircraft okay By...WHOA WAIT /explodes

(while typing) Imagine being the person who spends maybe a decade restoring a sweet '55(I think) and then you lend it to a production and you get it back rolled and exploded, and get to do all that work all over again.

What the hell was the explanation for the plane? That whole sequence came out of nowhere. Yeesh. #monsterdon

Oh come on that laser blast wasn't even aimed at the car

#Monsterdon

Yeah Billy I had about enough of Greased Lightnin' too #Monsterdon

Slow-mo car fire scene would make a great album cover

#Monsterdon

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The dude: "one minute they're in low desert, one minute they're in chapparal..." and it's 100% true

Good thing those creeps put on their helmets

#Monsterdon

devilgirl.jpg: "Give the bum a ride he'll never forget"

#Monsterdon

Okay. How did we progress to an air to surface fight?

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

#Monsterdon

He shot a pinball machine.
Even as an alien zombie, he's a douche.

@Bluedepth this movie makes me want to try Quaaludes. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon did they.... explode the plane off-screen to save on fx?

It's interpretive dance with laser gun while wearing some extremely 70's jeans!

#Monsterdon

Perhaps it's me being a nerd but that's a nice fucking gun. #monsterdon

Wait did I just notice he's wearing bell bottom jeans for this rampage?

#monsterdon #Laserblast #mst3k

Don Howard? #monsterdon

@socketwench I think the plot is that no one appreciates Billy's innocent, non-toxic masculinity and everyone bullies him and then his pain turns him into a laser-shooting monster.

#Monsterdon

It's still got the fuckin stickers on the back window #monsterdon

Yeah the airplane guys are so dating

#Monsterdon
#Laserblast

Of course the score has to go all militarist on us. Of course #monsterdon

70s Porn Stache For.The.Win! #monsterdon

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Again I am forced to ask: why are we learning the information in this scene?

Yep. From the air the town's still a shithole. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Ah back when renting a C172 for the day cost a bag of peanuts and a six-pack.

#monsterdon

This soundtrack is the most dissonant thing about this movie.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

We could be watching 82 minutes of laser blasts flying around set to blues music and it would be way better

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe getting their money's worth there, who cares about pacing

#Monsterdon

Froggy, he's just not that into you. #monsterdon

Is Billy in that plane?

#Monsterdon

Colonel also doesn't know how to button his shirt. Billy's clearly the perfect match for his granddaughter.

#monsterdon

"And I can't believe I'll be in more major motion pictures than everyone else in this movie combined!"

#Monsterdon

Why is the first person camera running through the weeds a foot high? Are they trying to tell us he was slithering through the grass right after running?

#monsterdon

Not the pinball machine! Anything but that.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The soundtrack took Quaaludes.

RIP local arcade.
. . .
Why is the soundtrack farting?
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

cc: <“crickets chirping”>
me: “Yup.”
#monsterdon

So much nothing happened! #monsterdon

Kathy Farley: Girlfriend Detective.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

#monsterdon Oh no! Not the pinball machine!

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OMG scary alien-Billy gets up to chase the girl, instantly runs into the front of the van, and topples backwards - defeated

one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen thank you movie

This is why you don't put on other peoples' jewelry

#Monsterdon
#Laserblast

#Monsterdon Looks like poop necklace Billy has a oh-face reflex problem and likely premature ejection. *gulp*

Unnecessary extreme close-ups

#monsterdon

yep. have sex, get punished. Pure 70s. #monsterdon

omg... Billy, the lighting is so bad for you... #monsterdon

#monsterdon Looks like Troop 66 is missing a Boy Scout uniform.

oh the colonel lets HIM in, eh?

#monsterdon

HO HO HO

DEAD GIRLFRIEND

oh wait she got away okay

#monsterdon #laserblast

You could put jaunty strings over that lovemaking scene and you could mistake it for the focaccia episode of The Great British Bake-off. #monsterdon

girl, go find that girl with the pool and a whole cake to her name, that would be a much better choice. #monsterdon

Okay, so he's only green at night? It's like a were-hulk thing?

#monsterdon

CAthy's mood ring is still not into it. #monsterdon

@rebeld To be fair pretty much all these scenes are unnecessary

#Monsterdon

"oh billy, that open wound on your chest gets me so horny...."

#Monsterdon

STOP. THIS. NOW

#Monsterdon

oh god that super-close-up kissing my EYES

#monsterdon #laserblast

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Come on, unnecessary jump cuts where the heck are you when we need you???

@Lazarou I'm on her grandpa's side now #monsterdon

Might want to dial back that zoom lens a bit.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#Monsterdon Billy looks like a loaf of bread you forgot in a breadbox for too long. That green cast. Just like bread growing mold. Just the same amount of acting chops too.

ew ew ew, do we really need to see their lips that close??? like, ew. #monsterdon

EWWWWWWWWWW

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is the uncanny valley of sex scenes

Too close! Too close! #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Are those white power symbols on those rings?

#Monsterdon

ma'am, you can really do better. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

'Living in a van, down by the river!' Chris Farley

#Monsterdon

"I can use a Coke" was a little-known advertising campaign for Coca-cola in the late 1970s.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

@helianthropy my car has a fob and key entry. It's bisexual. #Monsterdon

If all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail, amiright? #monsterdon

Billy's all green and stuff is he turning into a Space Turtle?

I hope he is becoming a Space Turtle we need MORE SPACE TURTLES!!! :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon