Can we get back to the aliens?
#monsterdon

jumping from "blow up attempted rapist" to "blow up cops." Yeah, that's an obvious progression in two days. #monsterdon

Porn girl learned the word “provoking” last night and ad-libbed that line. #Monsterdon

Right in the belly, Billy. #Monsterdon #laserblast

@trixter I always figured that
A) yes the gun is haunted and takes over a host to go shoot stuff for fun or
B) it's a mass produced alien weapon from a possibly dead civilization that turns creatures that pick it up into living weapons.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Did he say he could use some coke? #monsterdon

Handy that the disc was bought to the guy Dr. Mellon was going to see.

#monsterdon #laserblast

Reading material. Someone’s planning on being in there a long time…💥…or…is never leaving now, I guess.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

I wonder if she prefer zumbi-face Billy to normal Billy
#monsterdon

This film is god's way of saying heterosexuality is bad

#monsterdon #laserblast

Even though Billy now wears a shirt, he now wears very tight pants. Always a tradeoff. #Monsterdon

Unnecessary love scene.

#monsterdon

Eeew ... she wears a wristwatch during sex.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

A classic “Dr. Billy and Mister Laserblast Zombie” story

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The laser blaster is very impressive, of course.

But it's not like it's magic. It's ultimately just a gun. It's not like this is an unstoppable rein of terror.

Was that a 'Spectre' ring?

#Monsterdon

You're provoking! You're absolutely positively provoking.

I expect an honest debate now with pros and cons

#monsterdon

TOO CLOSE 😭 Too much Laserbackfat #Monsterdon

@grendel84
Firecracker was just out of control!
#Monsterdon #LaserBlast

"Have you found anything to destroy it" he asks of the guy who's had a few hours at best to analyze the metal, and ... like, why would he have even tried that?

#monsterdon

blerg #monsterdon

It's ok everyone, outhouses just do that sometimes

#Monsterdon

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Pretty sure this is the worst-edited movie I've ever seen

#Monsterdon what is this, Skinemax?

The last two minutes would have been the best Coca Cola commercial ever.

#Monsterdon

Ah nothing like post-laserblasting sex. #monsterdon

These humans are gross #monsterdon

From a distance, it's hard to tell them apart #Monsterdon

He looks like the "I like turtles kid" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y #monsterdon

billy ain't asleep, billy's dead

#monsterdon #laserblast

GET YOUR OWN DAMN COKE #Monsterdon #LaserBlast

Everyone in this movie is an idiot. #Monsterdon

Gon' take a big ol shi....
boom!

You've been lasterblasted!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE SHERIFF FROM MURDER, SHE WROTE!

The stalker shots are cool.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

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More shit blowed up! Literally!

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#Monsterdon “Shitters Full!”

Kind of typical, the sheriff isn't so bad, it's his underlings that are responsible. (Lots of people in the U.S.S.R. thought exactly that about Stalin.)

I guess it's a comforting thought, the guys at the top are o.k., and if they just knew….

#monsterdon

Apparently Teslas are weak to Lazer Gun™

#Monsterdon

I swear the SFX guy is just recording himself go "WITCH-EE-AH" for the laserblaster. #monsterdon

If you sat through Laserblast for 58 minutes, you'd want to blow up the movie too if you could.

#monsterdon

He blew up a AMC Matador?!?

Yeah, I don't blame him.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon FOR IKARA

I guess the green skinned blaster guy is just one of those teens up to their usual mischief #monsterdon

I realize billy just blew up a cop car and yet I still don't like him

#Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's Son of the Mask!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon If the G-Man dude had just went another 10 miles up the road he could have been in Bee-Girl-Ville where it's nothing but straight Ballin' 24/7/365 #laserblast

YEAH blow up the oil companies and cops

LETS GOOO

#monsterdon

laserblast count: 15

blown up car count: 2

blown up gas station count: 1

#monsterdon

I forgot that Billy changes back and forth between aliened-up mode and regular mode

Which isn't saying much. I forgot almost everything in this movie because so little of it is worth the energy it'd take to remember anything other than "wow, what a stinker; loved the aliens tho"

#Monsterdon

is the laser blasting a metaphor for drugs? or what. like all these kinds in the 70's getting hopped up on goofballs and blowing up cop cars #monsterdon

Yikes, I would not want to be within fifty miles of that explosion #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial
It takes a minimum amount of salary to maintain that.

#Monsterdon

oh, look. we dredged up an even older coke machine. #monsterdon

Is the laser gun haunted, is that what's going on here?

#monsterdon #laserblast

So this science stuff is all well and good but why does the arm cannon control pendant cause these weird side effects

#Monsterdon

@socketwench True story

#Monsterdon

Yeah, Billy! Laser 12! Zap 'em! #monsterdon #laserblast

Dude looks like Dolph Lundgren when he has the green makeup starting

#monsterdon

Uh oh. I sense another Funny Part™ :/

#Monsterdon

@helianthropy I still do it, but just cause my car sucks 😄
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#Monsterdon they better not kill these deputies, they are the comedic relief we need

oh no he left the cooler open

yep that's punishment by laser blast

#monsterdon

We still have 25 minutes, folks.

We all look like Billy does now.

#monsterdon

Oh-oh, he's got his 'gonna blast em' makeup on.

#monsterdon

EMERGENCY ALERT ONE

Now we mean business. #monsterdon

Sponsored by the Coca Cola company #monsterdon

@diazona I thought it was science because of the printer with the dots on the side, that you squint at without removing it from the printer

#Monsterdon

where are the gloves, mr lab man?
#monsterdon

Focus! Fo-cus!

#Monsterdon

y'all should consider gloves and maybe not touching your mouth immediately after handling the alien disk with your bare hands #monsterdon

But what can you use the coke _for_?

#monsterdon #laserblast

ah yes put the vial of growing alien metal in the suitcase. very good idea

#monsterdon

We're gonna need a montage~~ FOR SCIENCE!
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

we're going to the lab and doing things. We might learn something! And what will we do with the information we uncover? #monsterdon

I can't accept Tony Craig as belonging to a three letter agency. It's the pompadour #monsterdon

Beakers and microscopes mean it's actually science

#Monsterdon

Everybody knows Mike. #Monsterdon

So, I guess the doc got laserzapped on the way *back* from dropping the Alien Disc off at the lab.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

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Lizard dudes were like,

"He killed Roddy McDowel!"

They forgot to subtitle the aliens. #Monsterdon

[Billy shows everyone his chest cyst]
[everyone]: "I never seen anything like that!"
[people do science, shake their heads]

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

what the hell, the sample survived the burning car? now THAT s science fiction
#monsterdon

Wow, that's a lot of overly large Erlenmeyer flasks!

#Monsterdon

The movie is reading negative zero one six on the quality scale

#Monsterdon

Scientists are dispatched to examine Laserblast for even a *quanta* of plot relevance...

#monsterdon

In the script the suit guy was supposed to always be carrying a Perrier and a jar of Grey Poupon.

#Monsterdon

@darrenmorin

That could be #Monsterdon's Mystery Machine

Microscopes for metallurgy! Sure!

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Science montage!

#monsterdon

"Well it's still an 1874 silver dollar, mister, no matter how many times we X-ray it"

#monsterdon #laserblast

#Monsterdon science montage!

"that's weird, and I'm looking for weird things. Okay, you can go, because... because... oh fuck it." #monsterdon

I sure hope that interferometer is calibrated

#monsterdon
#Laserblast

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This is suit-guy's second three piece suit fwiw

is billy a real person? I've owned tamogachi's with more personality

#Monsterdon

Sure, just let him walk away.

#Monsterdon

"What do you think?" the Sheriff asks. How Mr Craig's answer isn't "I think you did a piss-poor job of sealing the town, Sherriff" is beyond me.

#monsterdon

'Dr Mellon,s dead, murdered—and SOMEONE’s responsible!'

#monsterdon