noooo not the pinball machine fuck
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So all of the allosexuals on #monsterdon agreed with me there. Good to know I guess?

Finally, a whole bunch of laser blasting! As promised.

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I'm glad we're getting some character development for the grandpa, that is exactly what LASERBLAST was missing

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Wow, a reference to Hobson's Choice.

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WTF was with that random Mojo Interlude STOP we need LESS MOJO INTERLUDES! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh no, not Roddy McDowall!

Terrible sex scene or genius cinematography in capturing the awkwardness of teenage sex? #monsterdon

This flick spend it's whole budget on gasoline explosions and Roddy McDowell.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Mmm. Skin folding.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

i hope the turtle people didn’t have to see that #Monsterdon

Billy's been bogarting the alien necklace all this time? Yeah, that's run away screaming time!

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#monsterdon Squicky Stardust.

I wonder what the aliens are up do

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Billy Zombie hitting the van = BEST SCENE EVER! #monsterdon

Yeah, if you're gonna laserblast a gas station, gotta start with the toilet #Monsterdon

I... What

#Monsterdon

Bonk.

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Serious carbon monoxide poisoning right there

#Monsterdon

I literally could not even watch that super-zoomed makeout scene, NO THANK YOU

#monsterdon #laserblast

“Billy, question?”

Billy: “Of course not.”

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. #Monsterdon

Don't worry. The mushy stuff ends in disaster. #monsterdon

Shazam says this music is "Billy and Kathy Make Love"!

#Monsterdon

Faceplant...nice #monsterdon

#Monsterdon So we’ve got playful horny. Fine. Well, perhaps-horny.

Old BSA uniform 👀👀👀

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Lmao I forgot the horrible yet bizarrely chaste sex scene

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This love scene is revolting

🤢
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All Cops Are [Laser]Blasted #Monsterdon

Anyway, time for the obligatory sex scene.

#Monsterdon

I don't even want to contemplate the amount of hydrocarbons burned in this film.
#monsterdon

Oh gosh, here we go to the sofporn part of the movie.
#monsterdon

These are very close shots. Too close, camera person. Back up. Give them some room.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Fuck the police.
Then fuck your girlfriend?
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Oh wow, this sex scene is so not sexy (does the ace person find anything sexy? a philosophical question left to the reader...)

#Monsterdon

how did they make fucking look this unappealing, this is incredible #monsterdon

not a skin flick

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(cut to aliens watching the movie on their spaceship screen)

"What strange Earth custom is this, Gorblat?!"

#Monsterdon

Science sciencing!

#monsterdon #laserblast

Can we get back to the aliens?
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This is the unsexiest make-out scene ever.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

jumping from "blow up attempted rapist" to "blow up cops." Yeah, that's an obvious progression in two days. #monsterdon

Porn girl learned the word “provoking” last night and ad-libbed that line. #Monsterdon

Right in the belly, Billy. #Monsterdon #laserblast

@trixter I always figured that
A) yes the gun is haunted and takes over a host to go shoot stuff for fun or
B) it's a mass produced alien weapon from a possibly dead civilization that turns creatures that pick it up into living weapons.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Did he say he could use some coke? #monsterdon

Handy that the disc was bought to the guy Dr. Mellon was going to see.

#monsterdon #laserblast

Reading material. Someone’s planning on being in there a long time…💥…or…is never leaving now, I guess.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

I wonder if she prefer zumbi-face Billy to normal Billy
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This film is god's way of saying heterosexuality is bad

#monsterdon #laserblast

Even though Billy now wears a shirt, he now wears very tight pants. Always a tradeoff. #Monsterdon

Unnecessary love scene.

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A classic “Dr. Billy and Mister Laserblast Zombie” story

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Eeew ... she wears a wristwatch during sex.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#monsterdon The laser blaster is very impressive, of course.

But it's not like it's magic. It's ultimately just a gun. It's not like this is an unstoppable rein of terror.

Was that a 'Spectre' ring?

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You're provoking! You're absolutely positively provoking.

I expect an honest debate now with pros and cons

#monsterdon

TOO CLOSE 😭 Too much Laserbackfat #Monsterdon

@grendel84
Firecracker was just out of control!
#Monsterdon #LaserBlast

"Have you found anything to destroy it" he asks of the guy who's had a few hours at best to analyze the metal, and ... like, why would he have even tried that?

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blerg #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👦 🔦 🚀 💥👽 🔦 🚀 💥👾 😱

Pretty sure this is the worst-edited movie I've ever seen

It's ok everyone, outhouses just do that sometimes

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#Monsterdon what is this, Skinemax?

The last two minutes would have been the best Coca Cola commercial ever.

#Monsterdon

Ah nothing like post-laserblasting sex. #monsterdon

They have their serious science faces on. #monsterdon

These humans are gross #monsterdon

From a distance, it's hard to tell them apart #Monsterdon

"Billy, you asleep?"

I can never tell.

#Monsterdon

He looks like the "I like turtles kid" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y #monsterdon

billy ain't asleep, billy's dead

#monsterdon #laserblast

GET YOUR OWN DAMN COKE #Monsterdon #LaserBlast

Everyone in this movie is an idiot. #Monsterdon

Gon' take a big ol shi....
boom!

You've been lasterblasted!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE SHERIFF FROM MURDER, SHE WROTE!

The stalker shots are cool.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

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More shit blowed up! Literally!

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#Monsterdon “Shitters Full!”

Kind of typical, the sheriff isn't so bad, it's his underlings that are responsible. (Lots of people in the U.S.S.R. thought exactly that about Stalin.)

I guess it's a comforting thought, the guys at the top are o.k., and if they just knew….

#monsterdon

Apparently Teslas are weak to Lazer Gun™

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I swear the SFX guy is just recording himself go "WITCH-EE-AH" for the laserblaster. #monsterdon

If you sat through Laserblast for 58 minutes, you'd want to blow up the movie too if you could.

#monsterdon

He blew up a AMC Matador?!?

Yeah, I don't blame him.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon FOR IKARA

I guess the green skinned blaster guy is just one of those teens up to their usual mischief #monsterdon

I realize billy just blew up a cop car and yet I still don't like him

#Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's Son of the Mask!
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#monsterdon If the G-Man dude had just went another 10 miles up the road he could have been in Bee-Girl-Ville where it's nothing but straight Ballin' 24/7/365 #laserblast

YEAH blow up the oil companies and cops

LETS GOOO

#monsterdon

laserblast count: 15

blown up car count: 2

blown up gas station count: 1

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I forgot that Billy changes back and forth between aliened-up mode and regular mode

Which isn't saying much. I forgot almost everything in this movie because so little of it is worth the energy it'd take to remember anything other than "wow, what a stinker; loved the aliens tho"

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is the laser blasting a metaphor for drugs? or what. like all these kinds in the 70's getting hopped up on goofballs and blowing up cop cars #monsterdon

Yikes, I would not want to be within fifty miles of that explosion #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial
It takes a minimum amount of salary to maintain that.

#Monsterdon

oh, look. we dredged up an even older coke machine. #monsterdon

Is the laser gun haunted, is that what's going on here?

#monsterdon #laserblast

So this science stuff is all well and good but why does the arm cannon control pendant cause these weird side effects

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