Gosh, why so many scenes with this stupid car with this two?
#monsterdon

Billy is better as a monster--his métier. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now we’ll see what makes Christine a bad 1957 Plymouth Fury. It’s Chuck and Froggy.

#monsterdon watching Billy bounce off that van made this whole thing worth it.

Eddie Deezen got a new car!
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Why is the sky so weirdly lit? Like blue with black edges as seen from the "windshield" shot?

#Monsterdon

Wait--wasn't he blown up in the convertible???? #monsterdon

Cruisin' around with Eddie Deezen, cranking the AM radio. How are the chicks able to resist this? #monsterdon

CRAGAR!

#monsterdon #laserblast

It's funny that minutes later people are still processing trauma from the love scene

(it was very, very bad 😂)

#Monsterdon
#Laserblast

Did they just edit two different takes of the same scene into the movie?

#Monsterdon

is this movie also a car commercial? #monsterdon

"Hulk laser. Hulk blast!"
#monsterdon

There was a lot of chewing on skin flaps in that sex scene

#monsterdon

#monsterdon alright, you guys start making out, and we'll shove the camera three inches from your face. That'll look great!

- said no competent filmmaker ever.

is the town locked down now?

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

I'm the only one who's glad we don't see what the aliens are doing, they're creepy as hell

#Monsterdon

Not the pinball machine, Billy! People like pinball. #Monsterdon

Remember y'all. At one point in time, Chevy Bel Air's were just "old cars".

#Monsterdon

This movie has gone on so long. And it has so much longer go to. Time has no meaning when it comes to LASERBLAST

#Monsterdon

Now we're in a much *bigger* town instead of the desert wide-spot-in-the-road.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

YASS!! Froggy rides again! #monsterdon

Blowing up cops didn't make him run, but his girl finding out? That set him fleeing, hard. So manly. #monsterdon

@Taweret

Producer: We need to cut our sound effects budget by 50%. Who’s got ideas?

#Monsterdon

How many nice cars do the sexual assaulters have, anyway? *Oh, insurance.

#Monsterdon

SHUT UP, FROGGY

#monsterdon

Sex scene...I stopped eating my popcorn. yikes. #Monsterdon

Greased LIGHTNIN'! #Monsterdon

they can't even get a competent shot of a car driving by. amazing

#Monsterdon

Wait, what? crazy zombie Billy goes rampage? FINALLY!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon OH SHIT HE"S GOT ONE BUTTON DONE UP. HE MEANS BUSINESS NOW

oh no it's gone all cattywampus now for Billy

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Steadycam be damned!

#monsterdon

I always hated that pinball game

LASTERBLAST REVENGE!

#monsterdon

they took the knobs off that guy's radio because he can't be trusted with them

#monsterdon #laserblast

The POV shots are the collar cam the aliens gave him :collar:

#monsterdon #Laserblast #mst3k

What you wanna be when you grow up?
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
FUCK THE POLICE!
#monsterdon #laserblast

I feel like his hatred for the pinball machine could have been set up much better

#Monsterdon

never go full lasertard #monsterdon

God, I think my parents had that cooler.

#monsterdon

@wohali I think the props people were able to get it for cheap is all #monsterdon

@Taweret They've fallen asleep... #monsterdon

The fact he just holds the sample with his bare hands... #Monsterdon #laserblast

#Monsterdon Poop!Billy is developing Ferengi teeth.

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe The first rule of tragedy is that none of this was inevitable. You could stop at any time.

The second rule is, we both know you'll never do that.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

@Taweret because the sound track knows. #monsterdon

i'm enjoying popping in and seeing everyone's reactions to Laserblast even though i'm doing some synth stuff tonight instead

i've seen it so many times for whatever reason #Monsterdon

Why doesn't he blast something useful, like an exploitative Fortune 500 country headquarters or something? #monsterdon

No one is playing the Pinball machine?!?

Uh... this was NOT made in the 70s.

#Monsterdon

dude this motherfucker is ZERO fun what a sleepy asshole
#monsterdon

OK, what else can we blow up that no one wants in this town?

A broken pinball machine? Sure.

#monsterdon

So the effect of the pendant is explored more fully in District 12. The prawn tech is gene-locked, so the weapons can only be fired by a prawn. Or by a prawn arm. The turtlemen have firmware developers about as good as ours, so instead of there being a trigger interlock, the pendant just changes the DNA of whoever wears it into turtleman DNA. There's a Jira ticket open. Should be fixed next release. #monsterdon #laserblast

Weedhead, less-terrible, cop lives.

#monsterdon

why the fart noises on the sound track?

#Monsterdon

Poor pinball table :(

#Monsterdon

honestly - completely honestly - the Sitting Up Green surprise moment was almost competent.

#monsterdon #laserblast

It would have been quite the disaster if we had to watch her run away naked

#monsterdon

When is Pat Sajak going to reveal the puzzle?

#monsterdon

Was she injected with Demon Seed?

#Monsterdon

Aw Billy... not the pinball. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

He knows him from TWO WARS AGO!?! Is the suit-swapping government guy somehow slow-aging?

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

noooo not the pinball machine fuck
#monsterdon

So all of the allosexuals on #monsterdon agreed with me there. Good to know I guess?

Finally, a whole bunch of laser blasting! As promised.

#Monsterdon

I'm glad we're getting some character development for the grandpa, that is exactly what LASERBLAST was missing

#Monsterdon

Wow, a reference to Hobson's Choice.

#monsterdon

WTF was with that random Mojo Interlude STOP we need LESS MOJO INTERLUDES! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh no, not Roddy McDowall!

Terrible sex scene or genius cinematography in capturing the awkwardness of teenage sex? #monsterdon

This flick spend it's whole budget on gasoline explosions and Roddy McDowell.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Mmm. Skin folding.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

i hope the turtle people didn’t have to see that #Monsterdon

Billy's been bogarting the alien necklace all this time? Yeah, that's run away screaming time!

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#monsterdon Squicky Stardust.

I wonder what the aliens are up do

#Monsterdon

Billy Zombie hitting the van = BEST SCENE EVER! #monsterdon

Yeah, if you're gonna laserblast a gas station, gotta start with the toilet #Monsterdon

I... What

#Monsterdon

Bonk.

#monsterdon

Serious carbon monoxide poisoning right there

#Monsterdon

I literally could not even watch that super-zoomed makeout scene, NO THANK YOU

#monsterdon #laserblast

“Billy, question?”

Billy: “Of course not.”

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

Don't worry. The mushy stuff ends in disaster. #monsterdon

Shazam says this music is "Billy and Kathy Make Love"!

#Monsterdon

Faceplant...nice #monsterdon

#Monsterdon So we’ve got playful horny. Fine. Well, perhaps-horny.

Old BSA uniform 👀👀👀

#Monsterdon

Lmao I forgot the horrible yet bizarrely chaste sex scene

#Monsterdon

This love scene is revolting

🤢
#Monsterdon

All Cops Are [Laser]Blasted #Monsterdon

Anyway, time for the obligatory sex scene.

#Monsterdon

I don't even want to contemplate the amount of hydrocarbons burned in this film.
#monsterdon

Oh gosh, here we go to the sofporn part of the movie.
#monsterdon

These are very close shots. Too close, camera person. Back up. Give them some room.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Fuck the police.
Then fuck your girlfriend?
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Oh wow, this sex scene is so not sexy (does the ace person find anything sexy? a philosophical question left to the reader...)

#Monsterdon

how did they make fucking look this unappealing, this is incredible #monsterdon

not a skin flick

#monsterdon

(cut to aliens watching the movie on their spaceship screen)

"What strange Earth custom is this, Gorblat?!"

#Monsterdon

Science sciencing!

#monsterdon #laserblast