@Blort wow you were right

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

What you NEED, is to stop being distracted by talking to these other doofuses.

#Monsterdon #Kraa

Ooh, parasitic psychic plot line, what?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Curtis sent Kraa her migraine #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Really appreciating the out of context madness that is the monsterdon hashtag tonight. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

"I've never tried sending my powers that far, I don't know if I can"... help people in an entirely different movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

PP Powers Activate!

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Blowing up would help *us* in the audience

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

PP girl can't have a chair?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

Don't worry. They'll save the day with the power of friendship and hair gel!

#Monsterdon #Kraa

I'm surprised Bobby doesn't know Kraa-v Maga

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

The government version of "I'm rubber you're glue"

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@plaidtron3000

But they'd lose the vital teenager audience!

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

@plaidtron3000@jorts.horse Maybe they were out of miniature destruction budget and needed more filler?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@Crazypedia Unfortunately the movie seems determined to make that difficult for us

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

@cptbutton@dice.camp an excuse for exposition I think. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@paco Kraa strikes me as a hoarding-cash-under-the-mattress kind of fellow

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

"Speed would be good" anyone else unsurprised that the alien has a meth addiction? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Has PP girl done anything psychic yet?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

@diazona@techhub.social I was trying to forget about them too.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Oh right, I forgot about the Planet Patrol teens

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The core will be hypercritical, nothing you do will be good enough.

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

They've got masers at home, cute. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

Kraa, as I recall, is a planet wrecker "for hire." How do you suppose they pay him? Paypal? And who do you think Kraa banks with? And what does Kraa spend money on? How does Kraa "shop"? Does he shop by phone?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

Kraa used Dodge! Its super effective!

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Is that Lego?!

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

The Suite Life Of Planet Patrol #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

@strangefour I was just impressed by the scale, honestly 😀

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

I like how the power lines are clearly just high test fishing line.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Apparently not that bothered by 10,000 volt Three phase either. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

"Break out the sidearms."

Yeah, your little handguns are definitely gonna stop a 50-foot-tall kaiju.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Right dumbass, cause this giant monster that's been tearing apart your buildings and infrastructure is going to be bothered by your 9mm
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

So biker dude who stopped to get a cup of tea, ends up in front of super duper top secret military weapons or something, and just knows what to do?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

So our hero is Jesse "The Baldcap" Ventura? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

I Kraa-n't Believe It's Not Godzilla

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

That control panel probably required about as much of the budget as the Kraa costume did.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

I like how every character knows exactly what every other character is doing even though they're light-years apart

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

"Can't you find it Bobby?" I mean your full name is Little Bobby Tables after all #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Mogyar knows how to phone freak?
#Monsterdon #KRAA

The biker dude shaved his head and his beard to be harder to spot. But he didn't change his costume.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

Bearded biker guy has been turned into Temu Bulk without Skull.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

on site what?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

@diazona No clue. I found it on IMDB. And also discovered that someone is maybe making vinyl figures of Zarkoor and Kraa, maybe? But it looks like their other vinyls run about $200. Toy's of these silly things as a joke aren't worth that much.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

Brains? In this movie's economy?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

BONZAIIIII!!!!! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Hopes were too high. Special effects should be better than illustrated video game. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

The difference between the CGI in this and a PS1 game is that this movie has perspective correct texture mapping.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Curtis, taking notes: "Do the mission, then do myself" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Subtitle: "(epic music)"

Actual sound effect: monster burp

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couldn't even afford to make blinking eyes smh

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Kraa rethinking life choices.

#Monsterdon #Kraa

Joke's on them, Kraa has the best warranty of any brand, at least 10 years or 100,000 bonks #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

I've heard of pyramid power but that's just silly

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Did the mothership just bounce off of a flimsier satellite that wouldn't have survived re-entry on its way in?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@paco Should've bought the extended kraa warranty. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

THE FRAME COUNTER AT THE BOTTOM I JUST CAN'T

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

WHAT'S WITH THAT TIMECODE

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

What was the budget on this movie? $100 and pack of rare Garbage Pail Kids cards, complete with gum (pre-chewed)

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@strangefour oh that's cool, where is that?

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Wait, he has not powered the laser beam, but fuck that we're gonna blow up the ship in a less effective manner?
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

There they are.

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

Oh yeah, remember how in the 1980s there was a giant sewer tunnel entrance in every park, right next to the park benches.

#monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #monstermiru

or rather, peeKRAAboo

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Dollar Store Hagrid is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this movie. Literally and figuratively.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Hey paisanos! It's-a the Super Miru Super Show!

Swing your smarms, from side to side
C'mon, make a funny toot, do the Miru!

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

peekaboo

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

What happened to the rest of the Planet Patrol?

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#KRAAseamonster

Kraa can work it. Slay.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

BEHOLD THE POWER OF STOCK MONSTER SOUNDS

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Kinda feels like they just filmed Kraa on the way to his first day on set #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

So much of this movie happens off screen

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Creature from the Black Lampoon

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Mogya-touille #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Kraa! Kraa! Kraa!
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

At this point that accent makes *me* want to dissect him.

#Monsterdon #Kraa

Mogyar McClane

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Funny how the government office complex is more explosive than downtown industrial buildings

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For whom doth the KRAA smash?

IT SMASHES FOR THEE

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Mr Kraa, were you in the Guyver? Have you met Mark Hamill?
#Monsterdon #KRAA

@diazona@techhub.social not even important enough to wait for confirmation. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

I need priority one evac from this movie.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Italian Moya Pilot hiding the vent there

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

I like how in the movies "priority 1 red alert hurry up" is a complete set of instructions

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Kraa is an environmental extremist attacking the fossil fuel industry to save us from climate change.

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

From the makers of Atomic Breath, it's

SONIC WHEEZE

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

"yeah? how come I feel like crap?"
because you're in this movie?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Dude, I'm ready to "depart the premises on a 3 minute notice" every working day.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

I should make some tea.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

That reporter had the most realistic acting so far this whole movie.

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@crowbriarhexe hair (scale?) of the KRAAog

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

"What's the matter with those Washington people" it's the legal weed #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MonsterMiru
#Kraa1998

@paco Very tempted to watch Men In Black after this as a recovery

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

...was that the same "news anchor" footage as Zarkorr?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Kraa looks fine. A little better than Zarkorr. Zarkorr's suit wasn't bad. But the movie was bad bad.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

I have a feeling Kraa was a runway model in a previous life, he's got the poses down

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Kraa never skips leg day.

#Monsterdon #Kraa

KRAA NEED BEER

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

OMG. This is basically just Men in Black, but with a bit of dude-in-a-rubber-suit special effects.

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

"Your future is going to consist of small rooms with no windows" ooh a career in Big Tech #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MonsterMiru
#Kraa1998