Kraa seems to be taking his sweet time getting on with destroying Earth

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Sir, Mogyar's being held prisoner at the country club the director works at

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

You know, that #PlanetPatrol ship looks familiar. #mst3k

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

I think the soundtrack and the plot have had a falling out and stopped talking to each other

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Holy shit these production values are through the roof!

The roof of a very small model. Which is also on fire.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

CORRECTION: Tire King

#WrongDunwichHorror
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

That truck driver was clearly driving out of control before he saw the monster. The monster just ruined his day, is all.
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

"He's speaking with an Italian accent!"

"Shut up and don't listen to him!"

#monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #monstermiru

It's-a meeee Alien Mario

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

@Lazarou

Oh, thank goodness. I thought my Spanish was failing me BAD!

#Monsterdon #Kraa

So the Guardian Angels circa 1983 are hunting UFOs now?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

this shit is KRAAAAAAAA-zy

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Is this the neighborhood watch?

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

It's an Armenian spy satellite
#WrongDunwichHorror
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

Aliens are real and they speak Italian. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Yep, lady. A UFO. An Uninteresting Fallen Object.

#monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #monstermiru

my god

HE'S ITALIAN

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Flunked Bigfoot Medical School

#WrongDunwichHorror
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

Zarkorr The Invader on the theatre marquee nice, learning from Bert I Gordon #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MonsterMiru
#Kraa1998

Zarkorr marquee?

ZARKORR?!

(starts breaking set items made of spray painted foam)

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

That spinning chair has a lot of character

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Their leader.. He's... He's a heavy metal album cover. And not a good one.

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Is the ship's computer going to teach Luke Skywalker how to deflect lasers with a lightsaber

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

So all these actors are, like, half the age of the usual “teenagers” on WB shows

#kraa #Monsterdon

OH GOD. A DOUBLE P SPECIALIST.

I nearly choked on my popcorn.
#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature

Emperor Skelevader

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Here we go - this will be even better

#WrongDunwichHorror
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature

(epic music)

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

I can see the roof of the sound stage 🤦
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@strangefour

He sang us the song of his people?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

OH RIGTH ZARKORR HAD A SONG! The movie was so painful I forgot about that. I'm not gonna bother looking it up. Not worth it.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

I want paying attention at all. Which team are you?

Edit: sorry, forgot options

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

It's kinda shocking the sheer number of people involved in this film. And then you have the actor who played Doom also credited with fight choreography. Like, you had entire positions like "vault supervisor" but you doubled up on fight choreography?

#monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #monstermiru

@raederle@masto.nu @diazona@techhub.social The plot holes big enough to lose a spaceship in. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@JigmeDatse @raederle 😂 accurate

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

@aburka@hachyderm.io yes ​:100a:​ ​:acab:​ #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

yeah no this ain't no ZARKORRRRRRRRRRRRR theme

disappointed.

Anyway, KRAA fucks off to atoms or something and the space cops lived happily ever acab and ain't nobody buying that sequel bait, doom.

Thanks everyone!

IA IA
GOOD NIGHT

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

More Kraa, more just stuff going on, this was better than Zarkoor. Not good. But better.
Third rate Skeletor was kinda amusing which balanced out me hating the space patrol kids.
Will I rewatch this? No. But unlike Zarkorr I would not run from a rook if someone else puts this on.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

@diazona

Ah, ok. I saw Doom getting the key to get out, but missed the Kraa-splosion.

#Monsterdon #Kraa

So is this part of a franchise or something? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

@Blort They blew up Kraa and locked Doom in a cage. (for now? classic sequel bait)

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

So wait - did I miss something, or did they never actually get around to defeating Kraa OR Doom?

#Monsterdon #Kraa

69 minutes and done. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #nice

That’s it? That’s it. Huh. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #kraa1998

Fuck you specifically Dave Parker, that was bad. 😂
#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Well, I for one am glad it's over.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Is the moral of the story to have remote backups in more than one location?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

oh, sorry, not PIlot. Rigel. :3

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Space Flea needs to get to a gig with the Space Red Space Hot Space Chilli Space Peppers #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Lol small cell

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@crowbriarhexe yeah I ran out of funny steam

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

Space Skull couldn't even afford a blaster. Amateur hour over here

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Dollar store Skeletor was once Lord Zedd's towel boy.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

@combatwombat Very spherical

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

*amok time music intensifies*

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

I do kind of like space skull,his commentary is funny

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

I hate these guys but I'd buy their album

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

That cheap CG computer core sounds like someone doing a decent Steven Blum impression.
#Monsterdon #KRAA

All your BASE are no longer belong to us

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

what a load of KRAAp

#monsterdon #monstermiru #Kraa1998

@paco Oh it was the *most* pointless technobabble, it was almost impressive

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

No that's ok, it happens to all masers sometimes, we can just cuddle #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

I thought they were 14 light-years away, how did they shoot Kraa?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

I stepped away a minute to get a pretzel. Did I miss any gratuitous explosions? Any pointless technobabble?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #mosnterdondoublefeature

I'm glad they're explaining this

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

Hero

#Monsterdon #zarkorrTheInvader

wut

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

1.21 JIGAWATTS!! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

I hope he ends up dead, “be a good girl”!?!? Seriously? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Gilligan's Island knockout rules apply

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

@paco Maybe that's explained in the series. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

Kraa still striking a pose

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

"no time don't ask" the movie trying to evade the audiences very pointed questions #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

We're going to save the day by the power of holding hands and wishing really hard.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

a young Garth Brooks

#Monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

"And by 'psychic energy' I mean 'bad haircuts'" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

@Blort wow you were right

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

What you NEED, is to stop being distracted by talking to these other doofuses.

#Monsterdon #Kraa

Ooh, parasitic psychic plot line, what?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Curtis sent Kraa her migraine #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Really appreciating the out of context madness that is the monsterdon hashtag tonight. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

"I've never tried sending my powers that far, I don't know if I can"... help people in an entirely different movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

PP Powers Activate!

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Blowing up would help *us* in the audience

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

PP girl can't have a chair?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

Don't worry. They'll save the day with the power of friendship and hair gel!

#Monsterdon #Kraa

I'm surprised Bobby doesn't know Kraa-v Maga

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

The government version of "I'm rubber you're glue"

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

@plaidtron3000

But they'd lose the vital teenager audience!

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

@plaidtron3000@jorts.horse Maybe they were out of miniature destruction budget and needed more filler?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@Crazypedia Unfortunately the movie seems determined to make that difficult for us

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

@cptbutton@dice.camp an excuse for exposition I think. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@paco Kraa strikes me as a hoarding-cash-under-the-mattress kind of fellow

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

"Speed would be good" anyone else unsurprised that the alien has a meth addiction? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

Has PP girl done anything psychic yet?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

@diazona@techhub.social I was trying to forget about them too.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Oh right, I forgot about the Planet Patrol teens

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

The core will be hypercritical, nothing you do will be good enough.

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#KRAAseamonster

They've got masers at home, cute. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

Kraa, as I recall, is a planet wrecker "for hire." How do you suppose they pay him? Paypal? And who do you think Kraa banks with? And what does Kraa spend money on? How does Kraa "shop"? Does he shop by phone?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature