@raederle I suppose to be fair this plot has more holes than an ant colony

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Thanks for another #Monsterdon
@Taweret , @ryan , @paco (looking forward to stats tomorrow), @joewynne & @CactuarJoe for the poll

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"Planet Patrol and Lord Doom segments" aka "Entirely Different Movie" directed by #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

@diazona something something plot hole. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

BTW this crew is what all Star Trek past Voyager looks like to me

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@raederle Swiss cheese is delicious and deserves better than to be associated with this movie

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One time passwords are your friend.

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#KRAAseamonster

I'm circling this movie in red pen and I'd like to see everyone that voted for it after class

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OH my god

The runtime on the SFX footage

We have cinema at home

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To be fair I'd rather watch this than get stomach cramps from watching Matthew Broderick drive a car

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I hope whoever made these movies is stuck watching something stupid that I've done

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Who does this Planet Patrol work for? Why are they humans who have never heard of Earth until today?

Why didn't they get actors for this?

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@diazona "Let nothing stop us in our quest for warmth!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

@diazona and Swiss cheese #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Kraa1998

Wait so Mogyar and the Planet Patrol were friends all along and he never learned to speak English until he met Bobby and Alma? yeah sure why not

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KRAA: [mogging]

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I feel like I'm watching Eureeka's Castle

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(it's not)

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Damn and I thought Guyver aliens had cakes

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He's destroyed our most expensive model train with a mild blur effect. Sir. Sir?

SIR WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

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This looks just like the remastered Matrix movies

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It's always the terrible movies that can't resist mentioning better movies. Uh, which by definition is almost any other movie #Monsterdon
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#Kraa1998

We're only going to see Alien Mario in close ups, because they didn't want to build the rest of the puppet.

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Super Mogyar Kart

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@Lazarou I know right

Not a single piece of pasta in sight

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Kraa! https://miru.miyaku.media/ #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

And so we end by debating what the best metaphor for the size of the plot holes is

Good times 😂

Thanks as always @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!

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Thanks again Miru!

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#KRAAseamonster

Thanks for the monster movie night @Taweret & @ryan
Maybe next week we'll get good movies, or movies so horriific but in good riffably bad ways.
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So this was edited and remixed from Zarkorr The Invader, which I know I watched but have virtually no memory of. So memorable!

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I can't wait to watch Kraa 2: Yar's Revenge!

Thanks to @ryan for the bonus stream!

I'm going to go shave and put on a lab coat.

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@Blort

Kraa got zapped by the giant laser*, Doom is in a cage. For now.

* Based on the work of the noted Cambridge physicist, Dr. Parsons.

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#KRAAseamonster

See... I don't even know what tf I just watched?

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Alright, goodnight, y'all. lol

Apparently, the full title is "Kraa: The Sea Monster" which is wierd because he never even comes close to a sea.

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gosh I'd love to have a credit of "voice of doom"

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Well, that sure was some 90s direct-to-video stuff.

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So we end as we began. Speaking Italian.
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"I don't think this is remotely amusing" well that makes two of us #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

"Doom is mine" is something you don't hear every day

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Spacer Kung Fu!

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Is he Doom 64 because I can't see 💩

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Haha, Temu Skeletor is kinda growing on me

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You can make out the individual polygons on the sphere ❤️ #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #kraa

1. Introduce main character
2. Change their appearance completely
3. [Italian]

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What is the point of the Planet Patrol scenes? They don't add to the story, and they're pretty bad. Seems like they could've saved $15 on actors just by cutting those three and the CGI out.

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Meanwhile on an erect-a-set crane model #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

@diazona It sucks trying to make contact with your handlers and fixers via collect call.

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US government secret agencies using 1-800 numbers, of course

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That's a real creative Hollywood number you came up with there.

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Explaining landlines to milennials.

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500 pounds of Argon 31?

(which would pretty much all decay in less than a second)

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@paco That's a great line though, it showcases Dale's pragmatism and hahahahahaha I can't keep a straight face Ima shut up now

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@WastelandWandrr A hard-working agent of alien destruction needs a break now and then

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The last time a Secretary of State got a call about a misplaced alien in the '90s, Elian Gonzales got a gun shoved in his face #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Mirudon #Kraa1998

"There's a whole planet of people depending on us" was pretty bad. But not as bad as my favourite bad movie line from Flash Gordon: "Flash! Flash! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"

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Be Kraa-reful

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"This is Alpha Yuma Indigo 33 Bravo and I just saved a lot on my car insurance!"

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Door.creak.WAV

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"it's coming through the crypto now"
"my god, the bitcoins! they've taken all of them!"

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The Season 1 MST3K Gizmonic Institute exterior models were better than this but given this is 1998 I can't tell if this is chronic lack of budget and talent or arch post-modernism #Monsterdon
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I wonder what Tiny Teenage Mall Tramp is doing right now... :thonk:

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Kraa seems to be taking his sweet time getting on with destroying Earth

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Sir, Mogyar's being held prisoner at the country club the director works at

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You know, that #PlanetPatrol ship looks familiar. #mst3k

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I think the soundtrack and the plot have had a falling out and stopped talking to each other

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Holy shit these production values are through the roof!

The roof of a very small model. Which is also on fire.

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CORRECTION: Tire King

#WrongDunwichHorror
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That truck driver was clearly driving out of control before he saw the monster. The monster just ruined his day, is all.
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"He's speaking with an Italian accent!"

"Shut up and don't listen to him!"

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It's-a meeee Alien Mario

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@Lazarou

Oh, thank goodness. I thought my Spanish was failing me BAD!

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So the Guardian Angels circa 1983 are hunting UFOs now?

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this shit is KRAAAAAAAA-zy

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Is this the neighborhood watch?

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It's an Armenian spy satellite
#WrongDunwichHorror
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Aliens are real and they speak Italian. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Yep, lady. A UFO. An Uninteresting Fallen Object.

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my god

HE'S ITALIAN

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Flunked Bigfoot Medical School

#WrongDunwichHorror
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Zarkorr The Invader on the theatre marquee nice, learning from Bert I Gordon #Monsterdon
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Zarkorr marquee?

ZARKORR?!

(starts breaking set items made of spray painted foam)

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That spinning chair has a lot of character

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Their leader.. He's... He's a heavy metal album cover. And not a good one.

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Is the ship's computer going to teach Luke Skywalker how to deflect lasers with a lightsaber

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So all these actors are, like, half the age of the usual “teenagers” on WB shows

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OH GOD. A DOUBLE P SPECIALIST.

I nearly choked on my popcorn.
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Emperor Skelevader

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Here we go - this will be even better

#WrongDunwichHorror
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(epic music)

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I can see the roof of the sound stage 🤦
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@strangefour

He sang us the song of his people?

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OH RIGTH ZARKORR HAD A SONG! The movie was so painful I forgot about that. I'm not gonna bother looking it up. Not worth it.
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I want paying attention at all. Which team are you?

Edit: sorry, forgot options

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It's kinda shocking the sheer number of people involved in this film. And then you have the actor who played Doom also credited with fight choreography. Like, you had entire positions like "vault supervisor" but you doubled up on fight choreography?

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@raederle@masto.nu @diazona@techhub.social The plot holes big enough to lose a spaceship in. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@JigmeDatse @raederle 😂 accurate

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@aburka@hachyderm.io yes ​:100a:​ ​:acab:​ #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

yeah no this ain't no ZARKORRRRRRRRRRRRR theme

disappointed.

Anyway, KRAA fucks off to atoms or something and the space cops lived happily ever acab and ain't nobody buying that sequel bait, doom.

Thanks everyone!

IA IA
GOOD NIGHT

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More Kraa, more just stuff going on, this was better than Zarkoor. Not good. But better.
Third rate Skeletor was kinda amusing which balanced out me hating the space patrol kids.
Will I rewatch this? No. But unlike Zarkorr I would not run from a rook if someone else puts this on.
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@diazona

Ah, ok. I saw Doom getting the key to get out, but missed the Kraa-splosion.

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