Awkward!

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Damn it, not Woody! #Monsterdon

IT'LL KILL COLBY IF YOU DO THAT GET IT

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That horse's side-eye OMG #Monsterdon

is her name burt? #monsterdon

His truck was stolen by a mummy?!?!?

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That looks like old Ben Gardener’s truck. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon My stupid DDT? /pulls out a highball glass full of DDT and takes a long draw. Well who's stupid NOW?

Oh, Colby had the skin-tightening procedure! Lookin' good. #Monsterdon

Come on girl, listen to the horse!!

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I'm with @jonny -- this subplot of Shatner shackin' up with his sister-in-law while also putting the moves on the entomologist while also babysitting his niece is weird

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It really bothers me the way he pulled up on the cop car's right. No one would ever park like that. Imagine reversing into traffic with that horse trailer? #Monsterdon

All working below the line, of course. But still.

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So, did our heroes not inform the local authorities about the killer spiders?

In hindsight, that seems like an oversight.

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@paco Is it Bojack? #monsterdon

How do they know he was "driving erratic"?

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Whew. This little girl can grow up to live on a planet around Rigel now #monsterdon

@renegadejade

Plot? In a #Monsterdon movie?

I choose to believe this increased aggression is because the spiders are seeking VENGEANCE. #monsterdon

Well, it is the champagne of bottled beer…in a can #KingdomOfTheSpiders #Monsterdon

HAH! The horses are more concerned about the little girl than Shatner and the entomologist.
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why the siren

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Horse has facial expressions and emotion easily as good as shatner. #monsterdon

In reality, the tarantula's-eye view would look like shit, the things can barely see. Possibly some of the tree-climbing ones can see better, but not burrowing ones like the ones they've used throughout this movie.

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Technical glitch so resetting movie. Guessing too many of us watching the movie as one group. Good on us helping stress test the software. #monsterdon

big fuzzy deserves pets

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Movie if you kill the little girl I will forgive... some of Shatner's character being a horrible womanizer. Any horror movie with the balls to kill a child gets an extra star.
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That spider took the cinnamon challenge.

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The plans of the spyder (spy spider) have been thwarted by the little girl's clumsinesss. #Monsterdon

You're losing your feminism points, science lady... 🤨 #Monsterdon

you know, i originally kind of worried about the spiders, but I'm definitely more scared about the people in this movie now #monsterdon

O.o #monsterdon

Psycho spidercam

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#monsterdon you can tell it's a small town because the hearse doubles as the police cruiser. I guess here it's mighty convenient.

I don't know many horse people who wouldn't be trying to figure out what's SPOOKING THE FUCKING HORSES. #monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

I like the spider cam pov.
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This little girls momma sounds horrible. #Monsterdon

Don't worry, there's no pressing current events that would make it a bad idea to leave a small child unattended outdoors. #monsterdon

No, not the little girl! #monsterdon

sorry kid, you're too cutesy for this movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon the horse is concerned

This romance is destroying my red corpuscles too #monsterdon

@moira @amyfou It hadn’t yet sunk in that birth control means you have to be more careful with the few you have. #monsterdon

That horse keeps tapping out "shut up kid!"

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Spidercam, spidercam, doing whatever a spidercam can.

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no one is rooting for this relationship

can we please get back to spiders?

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Have they explained why the spiders are biting the livestock and the Racher of Color but not the entomologist who keeps handling them? #Monsterdon

I was hoping some big spiders like the ones done by the other Notorious B.I.G (Bert I Gordon) #Monsterdon

Along came a spider, and was a hitchhiker

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I’m too comfortable laying here amongst the tarantulas, fire ants and cactus to get a beer. #Monsterdon

The old spiders-in-the-sun-visor trick.

Why is she developing *any* sort of relationship with Shatner?

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Damn spider hitchhikers! Killed the first human of the movie because they wouldn't provide ass, grass, or gas.
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i'm just gonna leave this here https://i.imgur.com/AUjx8uf.png

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These are not poses anyone has ever made in front of someone they've known for less than 24 hours. #Monsterdon

Why can nobody in movies open a beer without half of it spraying out?

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I’ve got a bad feeling about this picnic blanket

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Ask me to get you a beer without asking me to get you a beer.
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@sean I would settle for a half-man half-tree #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Because "Rack" is the author insert character?

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#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch says: Less beer, more coffee!

My mom predicted the misogyny of the whole "get me a beer, woman" shit.

UGH. Men are gross, and I AM a men.

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I guess spider lairs are like rabbit lairs. There have many access points.
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Burn in hell reference was kinda too on point.

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lady should have opened that beer and then drank it herself. #monsterdon

@amyfou it's the 70s, nobody gives a shit about the kids, if they die they die

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Shatnerphobia: Prequel to Arachnophobia #Monsterdon #kingdomofthespiders

#monsterdon this child seen shit.

@sean Honestly I'm torn about whether I would prefer Godmonster or spiders

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien You dirty rat, you killed my brudda #monsterdon

"Great thing about this part of the country. Everybody knows everybody. Biblically I mean. I've slept with half the county."
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Little girl, carrying forward intergenerational trauma. Thanks 70s. #monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

lmao spider in the sunvisor

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If feel like, if I were in this situation, any time I entered a room or vehicle, I would very carefully inspect the corners.

How could you not? #monsterdon

Spiders hate country music. #monsterdon

oh no, oh no, you could not pay me enough to be driving down the road with a spider crawling on me. no. #monsterdon

SpiderCam!
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Sorry spiders. His car, his radio. #Monsterdon

That's a bingo square (spider on them but they don't notice)

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The music still undefeated. #Monsterdon

Mr Colby is making a few new friends!

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AAAAAAAAAAAACK! all the spiders are in Mr. Rancher's truck!!!!!

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@JonathanGerlach Venom #monsterdon

This will teach you what happens to you when you betray SPECTRE!

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He's sitting way to close to that steering wheel. When the airbag goes off it's gonna fucking kill him. #monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

"No damn spiders are gonna run us out." I like her energy.
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Sending a child into the untamed desert alone to prepare a picnic banquet is one of the more popular pastimes in Arizona #Monsterdon

BACKSEAT DRIVER #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne @jonny Our unofficial motto

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Movie, please leave the kid alone.

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#Monsterdon smart of the spiders to install an escape pipe in the Spider Hill

okay i'll give that nice view a nice view

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i hope a bunch of spiders don't show up

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Cows know when to run!

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And the music swells in true Wilderness Adventure soundtrack. Blecch.

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But I don't think they're going to end this movie as a couple, somehow #monsterdon

Need the Godmonster to show up right about now.

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uhh ohh

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That whole story about pool was bullshit. They call him "Rack" because he had gynecomastia as a kid, and he decided reclaim that word as his own. #monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

Guess we're about to see how hardcore this movie thinks it is. Will it kill the Cute Child? #Monsterdon

@moira Absolutely. I'm torn by the horror of the creepy vet and the scientist falling for him, and yet liking the capable women, like the capable landlady who was up that fixing something, and the competent entomologist except for her falling for the awful vet. #Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders