@moira I really liked him and his wife! Argh! #Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

How long till the plane crash? #monsterdon

If the spiders don't kill him the parathion will. #monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

the spiders are in the plane, aren't they?

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Why'd it have to be spiders?!

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CALLED IT aeronautic arachnids! #Monsterdon

this guy must end up with the weirdest tan lines

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<lights cigarette, takes a deep drag, sits back, exhales toward the ceiling>

Parathion. Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

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Wait, now there are no kill stickers on the plane? Continuity, people!

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@CactuarJoe how will he make it to Albuquerque now? #monsterdon

Dude is doing fucking hammerheads while spraying nerve gas.

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He's drawing on his plane that he kills? But that isn't a spider?

Also I looked up parathion (not spelled how you'd think) and it is absolutely vile. Do not recommend using it.

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEE #Monsterdon

Scrawling the word "foreshadowing" on the side of my biplane

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Chekhov’s biplane. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm waiting for it

Spiders, please interrupt the icky romance between the cowboy and doctor.
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"Tell her it was me." (spider likely)
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Gary Busey is the pilot

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@yatsu We can but hope, yeah #Monsterdon

Step 1: Make sure there are no spiders
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Trying to bomb the spiders is pretty close to "guns prove ineffective" on the bingo card, but not close enough...

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so, the whole town's gonna explode by the end of this movie, is what i'm getting from these repeated mentions of how dangerous this stuff is? #monsterdon

please oh please oh please oh please let the spiders be in the duster tank and they all get dusted around the place with little parachutes oh please oh please #monsterdon

Bro can't draw a spider to save his life.
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@diazona Banksy he's not #monsterdon

OK, crop duster drew a large paramecium on his plane.

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I wonder if mayors that have killer animals come to town during big tourist season events have a support group they get into after the movies they are in?
If they survive that is. I guess they have a 50/50 survival rate.
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Aw hell, the spider missed his flight! #Monsterdon

So, why did he draw a moldy peanut with a mouth?

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Is that supposed to be a spider he drew on the airplane

Worst spider drawing ever

It looks like an amoeba

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Parathion? Gonna nerve gas the whole town?

DELIVERING LIBERTY. - Eagle Pilot

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The pilot doesn't know how many legs a spider has #monsterdon

I assume the spiders will kill the pilot. Why else would he get so much screen time? #monsterdon

BYE-PLANE! BYE-PLANE! BYEEEE!

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Real-life bad-ass spider venom woman: Dr. Greta Binford, profiled in The New Yorker: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2007/03/05/spider-woman

archive: http://web.archive.org/web/20141101035846/https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2007/03/05/spider-woman

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This guy drawing on the plane looks like he's one of the kids from Old: The Beach That Makes You Old #Monsterdon

Why did he draw a paramecium on his plane?

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@allanb "belt buckle" maybe? #monsterdon

I heard there's an old lady who swallowed a spider #monsterdon

@cheribaker
Mayor: We can't ruin the county fair! We'll spray the whole countryside with deadly poison instead of admitting to the spider problem! Love how this is turning into Jaws. That was no shark, it was just a propeller blade. #Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

Did he just call him Rank? #monsterdon

The spider’s revenge is now progressing. Creeping from the truck bed.
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@Taweret From our gathering: “I want to see ‘em on the ferris wheel!” #monsterdon

spider crawling out of the fuel tank? spider crawling out of the fuel tank?

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That is not proper take off check list activity
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So! Over-under on the spiders crashing the plane? #Monsterdon

not sure how she thought that conversation was going to go after she called him ignorant, but i'm not sure she had a great chance to begin with. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Cliche cowboy dudes

I saw something similar to this when I lived in New Mexico, except instead of the county fair, it was the National High School Rodeo Finals and instead of hordes of spiders, it was black mold in the county showmobile. #Monsterdon

Who ever is in charge a cis-het white guy is in charge....

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i wanna see spiders fucking the county fair ALL up

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Drop a neutron bomb I say

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He calls the PhD "honey" twice and she's still calling him "sir." She should kick him in the nuts. #Monsterdon

I feel the sky in this scene totally stole the acting. Such a nice blue.
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Probably time to start BURNING them all #monsterdon

You’d like that, wouldn’t ya honey? Get your name in the National Geographic. #Monsterdon

I really was not prepared for this movie to be about DDT.

(apropos of nothing, DDT use was banned in the US in 1972)

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#monsterdon This guy is really proud of bombing a snail?

If he keeps calling her honey, she'll be legally obligated to brain him with a tire iron. #Monsterdon

One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy

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this is like the opposite of jaws. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Well science lady is correct but not very good at effective communications.

I like that the monsters in this aren't mutant spiders or alien spiders or something. They're just spiders that are kinda fed up.

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How are the spiders constructing these hills? they don't look like they could move that much earth by themselves #monsterdon

Some bad movies do some weird foley on creatures like spiders. I kinda wish they did that on this one, too

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Don’t leave her there! That is just calling for the rancher’s wife to get munched. #monsterdon

Wait. They're ignoring the kid during a massive spider killing investigation? WTF.
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What does the B stand for on Shatner's belt buckle?

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I hope the little girl and the spiders can be friends

(it's been a while since her last scene but I'm just saying)

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Yeah, fuck DDT!
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One ringy-dingy! Two ringy-dingy #Monsterdon

"Tryin' like a HOOT" I call bs, this town probably has like 3 phones. #Monsterdon

"I'll kill Colby if you do that."
Um about that...
Oh the hug. Huh the sheriff is as broken up as she is. That's decent little emotional scene there movie. Good job.
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What do we do with these plot points? Just make them phone calls.
Queue em up.

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#Monsterdon "It'll kill Colby..." The irony.

Music here sounds like one for an exploration adventure or something rather than a tame horseback ride. #monsterdon

quick, write some western dialogue

"I've been tryin' like a hoot to get ahold of ya"

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@Taweret "I've been sitting here for an hour waiting for this. WORTH IT" - The spider

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@CactuarJoe biggest mystery in this movie so far
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"It'll kill Colby if you do that." GREAT NEWS

*_Brachypelma smithi_ watches unempathetically*

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Spider: I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE! #monsterdon

"I've got some bad news"

"You're gonna quarantine us? It'll kill Colby if you do that!"

Oh well in that case, I've got some GREAT news

#Monsterdon

Go inside and sit down before you break the news, you animal. #Monsterdon

old style switchboard! #monsterdon

Your husband has been eaten by spiders

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the spider watching smugly

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"It'll kill Coby if you do that"

Too soon

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meanwhile his assassin sits outside the house gloating

i like the assassin's style

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@moira Oh No. I am at this point now. Spider in the face and over the cliff, he gooooooooooooooes.
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“It’ll kill Coby if you do that.” “Well uh then i have some good news!” #monsterdon

No. Not that kinda bad news. #Monsterdon

@moira I just hope Rack doesn't move in on the bereaved widow #monsterdon

ONE RINGY DINGY. #monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders

Did that spider take some speed before getting in the truck? That was fast spinning. #Monsterdon

as a matter of fact, the ranch really is all you got now. #monsterdon

"It'll kill Colby if you do that"

Well, okay, maybe it's good news, actually?

#Monsterdon

Thanks y'all, I missed that

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"It'll KILL Colby--"

BAD CHOICE OF WORDS, MA'AM #Monsterdon

I have a bingo except for "an act of bravery" and so therefore i will never get a bingo because there is no being brave around spiders you either love them or are scared of them #monsterdon