Thats not what the other side of that door looked like! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow @strangefour PRESENTATION!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2zB8bLSpk

#monsterdon

not a #monsterdon without the human mains thrown together in a scifi cell

Filmed inside the Uhaul Storage Facility off I-270. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Kong CC: Unionize! Unionize!

Clearly she has an evil tailor AND stylist on call at all times. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

finally some more band uniforms, but evil this time #monsterdon

@strangefour There's no point in being evil if you can't be fashionably evil. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

@Zerofactorial @hoppet Or it was pink before the smurf mining accident? #tooSoon? #MonsterDon

"Nelson's in the lavatory."
He's in the bathroom?
#MONSTERDON

dr huu's "carl buddy ol pal so happy to see you" is perfect and has no flaws #monsterdon

AND NOT THE SHAVING CREME MOLECULE EITHER don't EVEN start #monsterdon

How many outfits does she have in this movie? And how are all of them so good?
Meahwhile: MONKEY ON THE LAMB!
#MONSTERDON

"...I'm after X Nelson!"

"oh, well ... I'm free tonight if ..."

"No, Element X!"

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

@hoppet I think it's Himalayan pink salt, only blue #monsterdon

No, the letter X. YES, THE ELEMENT jesus #monsterdon

Dr. Who is just being like me when I try playing the ROM of some game but the vibe's wrong so I go buy a legit cartridge
#Monsterdon

Does she bump it?

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

"Only Kong's Muscle" Mmmmm hey. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

so element x is just rocks that screech at you #monsterdon

It is kind of nice to get backstory on a beloved ch... _a robot just like ours? what?!_ #monsterdon

he's not a monkey he's an ape #monsterdon

Like, why bother trying to sell a giant robot monkey to Ambiguously Sinister Nation? Just sell them the mind-control tech! #Monsterdon

well, you gotta admit: this was a bad plan and we could all see it going horribly wrong just like this #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe how dare you question his genius
#Monsterdon

"Kong! I must have Element X to power my evil blue checkmarks!" #monsterdon

Rest is resistance #monsterdon

"damn airpods never stay in my ears" -kong #monsterdon

I feel like Dr. Who is kind of missing his own point here. He wants this mineral to build a machine to overpower Kong... But why does he need a giant mecha-monkey when he can just *mind-control* the big guy? #Monsterdon

@Taweret Yeah. Ow. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Kong got cake?
#MONSTERDON

Poor monkey's fingers are probably numb now, leave him alone
#Monsterdon

Worst manager ever #monsterdon

@Taweret for real #monsterdon

the shrill ringing noise can stop now please

#monsterdon

Isn't Element X that party drug they use at raves? #monsterdon

i have zero idea what the plot of this movie is anymore why is he mining #monsterdon

@jonny Or mime, not sure, he is gesticulating in public... #MonsterDon

Somebody get Kong a contact at a union

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

king kong hypno was seomeone's sexual awakening #monsterdon

Pah! What could *possibly* go wrong? #Monsterdon

"My Kong could never dig like that!"

That's not what you said at the beginning of the movie!

#monsterdon

oh hell it's that stupid island from LOST #monsterdon

Kong's having a bad reaction to those matango they fed him at this rave. I hope he stays hydrated.
#MONSTERDON

so have we established why king Kong is more radiation resistant than a robot, or are we just vibing?
#monsterdon

@apLundell At least he's learned spoken English perfectly #monsterdon

so when dr who keeps saying he needs 'element x' he means weed, right?

#monsterdon

they kidnapped him to mine????? #monsterdon

it genuinely is funny how much better the apt suit looks from the back. #monsterdon

i hope nothing goes wrong now

#monsterdon

Kong gets his very own AirPods.

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

I sure hope that's Kong's ear #monsterdon

just when you thought it couldn't get hornier, there's hypnosis
#monsterdon

"Release him!"
"Is it alright?"
"Fuck if I know man, I just realized I haven't gotten any of my flunkies killed yet. Gotta keep my rep as a supervillain up, y'know?" #Monsterdon

The glowy air freshener smells like ether #monsterdon

"my business is getting liquored up" #monsterdon

Wow, the accessories work with _both_ giant apes? Cool! #monsterdon

got his ass with the trippy dorm lights #monsterdon

"hey babe wanna see my giant ape?" #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial With it's hands!?! :-P -- Dad #MonsterDon

ah well, any excuse to hop in the hovercraft #monsterdon

"We'll find Kong.No matter where they've gone. Anywhere on earth except the North Pole. But they couldn't have taken him to the North Pole... Unless."
#MONSTERDON

#monsterdon Not my Johnny Socko lunch box!!

@strangefour He's called a Judas because he can make one night's worth of lamp oil last for eight nights #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial "You shot me in the 'excitement' you fool!" #WrongThreeStoogesMovie #MonsterDon

@RobynGoodfellow Oh no. Evil Space Nun is _always_ the right look. #LesbiansOf #monsterdon

ape Saw #monsterdon

:bing:​ how to become an international judas #monsterdon

kong locked up by a master lock over here #monsterdon

Don't tell me, Kong's in love again #monsterdon

Dunno that the "Evil Space Nun" look is working here. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Devo saw these henchmen with their hardhats and were like "how can we zuzh this up" #monsterdon

@Taweret Maybe it'd be better for some of us if we pretended it was a cheerleader uni.... nuthin! #MonsterDon

Kong awakes, gazes at Mecha-Kong. It's love at first sight!

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

@Taweret "international judas" goes well with "napoleon of crime" #monsterdon

YES #mechaKong HAS ARRIVED #monsterdon

Sir I cannot recommend any more strongly against a diving bell into King Kong's gullet. Sir. #monsterdon

How's that little watch chain gonna hold the mighty Kong? #monsterdon

this poor unfortunate islander died Very Well :blob_pensive: #Monsterdon

@Taweret I hope that someday I can be described as "that international Judas". :blobcat_blush: #Monsterdon

@moira must be attached to SOMETHING #SideEye #MonsterDon

@Louisa #monsterdon

MEANWHILE, AT THE NORTH POLE #Monsterdon

Dude totally just did a Burt Ward Robin fist slap. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

one guy: "it must be my old friend, that international Judas - Dr Who"

other guy: *nods sagely* Ah...

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Is that Lt Amish?

International Judas!

Drink!

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

He said "I'm pretty sure you hit the kidney. I don't wanna die alone. Do you know any technotronic?" #monsterdon

Captain undestands Mondo?

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

@Taweret The little strappy things double as tourniquets #monsterdon

Not Huh. Who. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

titledrop #monsterdon

"He's been shot!" She really IS a nurse #monsterdon

Kong has interesting facial expressions #Monsterdon

"These shell cases are from ether bombs from ACME Mad Scientist Supply!" #Monsterdon