damn dr. who that's cold-blooded #monsterdon

Honestly, nurse, I'm sorry, the band's not getting back together again, you can stop wearing the uniform #monsterdon

i love how american all the american names are lol. susan. carl nelson. #monsterdon

@sean Or one of these?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8 #MonsterDon

@Zerofactorial @apLundell Pretty sure that's secretly the Master #monsterdon

"This smells like ether!" [collapses] #monsterdon

smells tree ....

"Kong's opponents were human beings"

"....okkkaaayyyyy"

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

dance, Kong! dance!! #monsterdon

They made a giant prop gorilla foot...
"Yes yes. Kong's mine now."
#MONSTERDON

#monsterdon Old Islander CC: Get your own supply of monkey meat!

"...anybody bring bug spray?"

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

no one else is wearing a band uniform. just her

#monsterdon

@apLundell I'm starting to think this is not the Doctor Who we all know #monsterdon

I demand justice for the extra from The Gods Must Be Crazy >:( #Monsterdon

let's see, one claw on each hand, one on each foot, none on the head... but what's the fifth helicopter lifting?

#monsterdong #monsterdon

where can I get a cape like that #monsterdon

i love that the villain's cronies wear all black except white gloves they're so evil #monsterdon

damn bro why you gotta shoot the old man #monsterdon

watch the tankies ignore he did this
#monsterdon

Dayummmm ... hate to see what he'd to if his food is delivered late.

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

OH HEY! Imperialist bastard shot the old guy! D:< #Monsterdon

Local consultant arrives.

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

@Taweret he was trying to warn you!~!!!!! #monsterdon

Kong has always hated helicopters.
Wait. Did they just carpet bomb him with some thick cotton?
#MONSTERDON

well that seemed uncalled for

#monsterdon

Wienercopters dropping limburger cheesebombs on the beast until it passes out from the stench this movie is GREAT #Monsterdon

Multiple claws is cheating at the crane game. I don't care how many quarters you put in the machine. #Monsterdon

Aw, I'm no good with those claw machine games #monsterdon

WHO WOULD WIN: King Kong or one claw machine boi? Oh wait it's four claw machine bois well that changes everything #monsterdon

sleepy kong

#monsterdon

Kong is proportioned more or less exactly like the Rudolph abominable snowman #rankinbass #monsterdon

The Doctor has epic hair. #Monsterdon

make sure we show the full, safe landing sequence #monsterdon

@Taweret that's easy, just stick im in the magic police box
#monsterdon

NOOOOOO #MONSTERDON

Kong needs a CPAP.

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Let's land, we are totally immune to the massive gas we just dropped on Kong. #Monsterdon

They got Kong with giant vapes #monsterdon

@msh Oh... plumber, good because if it were a director there'd be no Kongs or anything in the title for that matter #ItalianDirectorOfAcertainPerson #MonsterDon

Nap time!

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

hell yeah kong get their ass or whatever #monsterdon

#monsterdon Toei does like that Oscar Meyer weinermobile look on the models

They're spending fifty million dollars a minute to prank King Kong with cherry bombs #Monsterdon

Scaled up bug bomb for Kong

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

kong needs to make with the boulder sniping already he's worthless with these trees #monsterdon

@jonny Maybe it's the "Take him to Detroit!" of not Kentucky Fried Movies? #MonsterDon

this is just like air and water show weekend, poor kong #monsterdon

No! I didn't ORDER from Amazon! You have the wrong island again! #monsterdon

First it's helicopters, then mad scientists and mysterious gov't agents take over your bar. #Monsterdon

NICE CAPE DUDE #monsterdon

the cutest lil helicopter you ever saw

#monsterdon

So evil henchlady talking to Lt. Watson means we may well have Bechdel sign #monsterdon

You think your old socks can stop me!... #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

actually the native japanese speakers on set the syncing is way better lol

#monsterdon

Fuck'n gentrifying mad scientists and their helicopters. #Monsterdon

Kong's all ... "...key you kids, get off my lawn!"

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Getting a strong flying toaster vibe.

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

They're delivering giant hot dogs to monster island! #monsterdon

"I want you to succeed. I should hate to hear that you'd died."

That's how I flirt too

#Monsterdon

having my 20 minute secret agent conversation in front of a public bathroom mirror #monsterdon

this is fun watching in japanese and it makes me wonder what language was spoken on set because both dubs' lip syncing is so bad lol. reading lips i'm p sure it's japanese tho

#monsterdon

Those helicopters are downright adorable. #Monsterdon

@apLundell There have been four monsters so far, probably another half dozen will show up in the remainder of the film #monsterdon

To New York! Quickly! We have to tell everyone about the giant carnosaur and elasmosaur we found on that boring old big monkey's island.
#MONSTERDON

my headcanon is that Mie Hama is playing the same agent from You Only Live Twice #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @RobynGoodfellow Maaaybe, but the Mecha Kong is watching the sub-tittied movie? and frankly... nuthin I didn't say nuthin... #MonsterDon

Dr. Who's hair is epic #monsterdon

phone hat! sinister! #monsterdon

Anyway, esteemed members of the UN science council, Kong wants to fuck our nurse.

#monsterdon

At the UN you've got to science your message up. "Girl's giving off them pheromones like crazy" #monsterdon

@trixter "WHAT'S LONG AND THIN AND FILLED WITH "... What?! What?! WHAT?!... #MonsterDon

"it would be difficult to take care of him in new york" guess we'll have to take him to tokyo instead

#monsterdon

Shouldn't they take a spare Miss Watson? You know, just in case?
#Monsterdon

Good ol' fashioned lipstick radio, they don't make 'em like that anymore. #Monsterdon

wait we’ve established that this is a society that knows about King Kong and has a history with him and their plan is to bring King Kong to New York #monsterdon

Ahhhhh, the classic hat phone!

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Housemate @annathepiper points out that our handsome dashing lead was in the Classic Star Trek Episode Bread and Circuses. I knew he looked familiar. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

"kong was apparently gentle with miss watson" do you read his livejournal or something?
#monsterdon

@jonny New York *specifically*. #Monsterdon

'it's only natural for kong to be horny for, well see for yourselves gentlemen' #monsterdon

WE WILL NOT KINKSHAME HERE SIR #monsterdon

I think we'd need that refresher course in Vienna to figure out that one #MonsterDon

yeah living dinosaur museum famously turned out great #monsterdon

whew that was close for a minute it looked like we'd have to hire an Italian plumber to rescue her #Monsterdon

god the suit looks so bad #monsterdon

is refusing to bring him back to new york like a subtweet of the previous king kong teams #monsterdon

i cried when he watched the submarine go away

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Get in a new uniform, Lt. You smell like wet gorilla.

"Yeah, how high are you and where did you get the drugs?" #monsterdon

You're abandoning your mission to tell the in "we saw Kong" even though everybody already knows about him?

Not even going to take photos?

#monsterdon

"oh no i've been heightmogged by a giant monkey" #monsterdon

"mammoth reptiles"? science again #monsterdon

They're going to sail to New York and *then* make an announcement? #monsterdon

this king kong and susan romance subplot is so engaging

#monsterdon

He's PINING. 😭
#Monsterdon