her name is madame piranha btw #monsterdon

no masers? smdh

#monsterdon

"We can't just let you stay here. You're just to fabulously fashionable to die."
#MONSTERDON

AW SHIT Y'ALL IT'S TIME #Monsterdon

It's model stompin' time! #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

smh the lady just said "nor washington nor moscow" 🙄 #monsterdon

yeaahhhh city smashing time #monsterdon

So what do you think "a certain country" is? #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow "Whereas the things I need are in seven hundred garment bags" #monsterdon

But what about the second fight with Gorosaurus? At the pole! Dinosaur on snow! Where was that?
(it only existed in publicity stills and wasn't ever filmed but it haunted monster movie fans for decades)
#MONSTERDON

@Taweret Native dude's being autopsied #monsterdon

dr huu looking quite dashing

#monsterdon

She'd have been there sooner but she had to change her outfit and get her hair done again. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

#monsterdon Mie Hama must have insisted on a lot of costume changes.

@bunnyhero Why? What have you heard? #MonsterDon

Mecha Kong with Tokyo Tower in the background? I mean come on. That rocks. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

"The authorities advise everyone to stand clear of realistic model buildings!" #monsterdon

They're putting the city under High Kong Alert!

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

NOW we're cooking with monkey grease! Time to throw some Tokyo-ites around :D #Monsterdon

i wonder what's going on on Mondo island

#monsterdon

Bro looks really menacing standing there, but even the best "do you even lift bro?" pose is ruined by you not being able to swim.
#MONSTERDON

accomplice lady listening to some groovy tunes

#monsterdon

#MojoMusic #Monsterdon :ablobwobble:

hench lady with 1000 outfits is my favourite. she should have her own movie. #monsterdon

@eviloatmeal ...and then he knew no safe word was going to help him! #MonsterDon

30 Quatloos on Real Kong. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

How many outfits lady? How much did you pack? And how are they still all so stunning over 50 years later?
#MONSTERDON

wait what happened to her band outfit #monsterdon

This counts as a surf rock party

#Monsterdon

@hoppet And auditioning a fourth! #monsterdon #monsterdong

This soundtrack is a land of contrasts #monsterdon

I can totally get behind "Welp guess we're all screwed. Let's get druink" #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

these guys are totally a thruple they can't not be #monsterdon

incoming incidental stomping! #monsterdon

Doctor Who left the keys on the desk?! / Doctor, who left the keys on the desk?! - the importance of commas #monsterdon

There's an ape escape! Send the synthetic simian after him!
#MONSTERDON

Let her go! She's late for marching band practice!

#monsterdon

Villainy 101: Don't leave the keys to the cell on your desk. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

ok mecha kong's arms are on backwards #monsterdon @lazzy

dr huu to his lackeys after jiro and susan escape: why'd you leave the keys up on the table?

#monsterdon

@eviloatmeal Waitwhat? I thought it was Chest Boxing?! well, that makes more sense, then... #DeadPanMode #MonsterDon

FINALLY time for the monkey on monkey violence! The main event! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He invented Beats decades before Dre #monsterdon

Me, 1:10 into the movie:

There's King Kong escaping #monsterdon

"Oh jeez he dug is way out?! Who could've imagined he could dig?!" "Uh."

#monsterdon

if they were really mean, they would make her stick the tip of her tongue to the ice wall as a dare #monsterdon

They just LEFT THE DOOR OPEN? Jeez, the incompetence on display here! #Monsterdon

Stop it, you'll ruin her bob! #monsterdon

@moira chains sounding like some bead curtains #monsterdon

Kong's not having that. You go big guy. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Aurora borealis? At this latitude?
Why that makes perfect sense.
#MONSTERDON

woah, these are really comfy handcuffs! #monsterdon

just saw #monsterdon trending and i dont know why.. but let it be known that if he's a big ass monster im not afraid to wrestle him into submission for my followers. bring it on, Don.

He's been CANCELLED!?

Was it that "Oriental Mata Hari" bit?

#Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket i'm honestly not sure i've seen the Japanese version. i'll have to rectify that #monsterdon

Oh, no, cancel culture #monsterdon

Nelson's been cancelled? Whoa!

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

When do we get to the fireworks factory?
Or monkey robot dino fight factory rather.
#MONSTERDON

chess…the game of kongs #monsterdon

"...check"

"the walls are ice"

"no, I meant the game"

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

that shot of frost forming on the riveted steel is very effective, gj
#monsterdon

She's just saying that from her medical training #monsterdon

#monsterdon This music they're playing in the Japanese version with Madame Piranha and Nelson. 20s style piano music.

king kong escapes is a movie about a polycule that king kong and the evil dr huu desperately want in on

#monsterdon

i mean those boots

#monsterdon

@jonny @trixter That's really why he needs element X - to complete the polycule chemical formula! #monsterdon

MANLY FISTICUFFS! This movie's getting downright Fu Manchu. #Monsterdon

@forestine @Taweret Mine is green and has a hood on it but... #Monsterdon

@trixter the polycule is really being dangled here #monsterdon

@forestine Maybe quarky? #PhysicsJoke #MonsterDon

@Taweret are nonbinary capes a thing? i missed this memo and must remedy it quickly #monsterdon

The straights are not all right. #monsterdon

So are these three a thruple or...
#Monsterdon

"...it can only get better, because it can't get worse"

Worst pep talk ever.

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

you'll get there if you list them all captain kirk #monsterdon

Don't look now. Dr. Who's putting the moves on Chet. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

carl nelson is the most unlikable protagonist ever #monsterdon

imma just say. dr who's outfit is extremely nonbinary

#monsterdon

You forgot Filipino #monsterdon

Ah yes, the traditional exchange of tired cliches #monsterdon

me when i fail a phrenology skill check
#monsterdon

Yeah yeah, Chet Whitey can walk by himself 9_9 #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Hey! #LooksAroundNervously #MonsterDon

is this nelson guy supposed to be charming because... #monsterdon

#monsterdon sponsored by brandy this week

He's trying to imagine what she'd look like in a band uniform #monsterdon

"do you find me attractive" sure is a weird opener #monsterdon

@jonny That's funny it doesn't change their effectiveness at ... uhm... things #MonsterDon

No, you should totally judge a snake by its colors. That's how you identify them. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow true yipes moment #monsterdon

every plan dr. who's had the whole movie so far has been an abject failure and we have no reason not to think he's actually a complete dumbass but he still manages to project evil genius so perfectly, that's the winner's mindset #monsterdon

Ouch. "Oriental Mata Hari" way to be sexist and racist at the same time there Chet. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

I thought he was going to meet Who. Now he's got first base on his mind #monsterdon

I take it back, it's filmed inside the Westinghouse Demonstrator Model from the 1965 World's Fair. #Monsterdon

there sure is a lot of day drinking in this kids movie

#monsterdon

"Hi I'm still in this movie. I'm a robot. Beep. Boop."
#MONSTERDON