kong we said stop the ship not kill everyone on board, you big joker! #monsterdon

can King Kong be held responsible for war crimes?
#monsterdon

Maybe.. Just Maaaybe. Next time that mysterious country will just invest in.. I dunno.. mining equipment. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

was one guy just windmilling his arms in kong’s direction? #monsterdon

RIP that ship #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @otheorange_tag oh ... it was probably nothing #Monsterdon

the lighting omfg #monsterdon

i can't imagine how this movie plans on wrapping up in two minutes #monsterdon

"...twenty on him catching the ship?"

"you're on!"

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Her superpower is girlsplaining #monsterdon

you don't get set pieces like this anymore #monsterdon

Keep Firing Assholes! #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

oh yeah there's defniitely some #monstedong in that shot #monsterdon

Kong's back and he's here to even the score! #Monsterdon

go off King
#monsterdon

that's a comin ta getcha run #monsterdon

'twas beast killed the beast #monsterdon

'twas a giant ape that killed the beast #monsterdon

Her dying thought: "The dry cleaner's going to have a hard time getting these blood stains out" #monsterdon

I can only hope someday I get to die as melodramatically as High Fashion Villainess. #Monsterdon

@sean I'm going to guess, and this is just a guess, Ambiance?! #MonsterDon

Mecha-Kong fall down and go boom!

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Back to the scrap heap Robot. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

Good stunt. #monsterdon

I keep looking for Wreck-It Ralph in these shots #monsterdon

So ... what were the ropes for?

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

is there any more of a one man task than descending a ladder? im watching it happen and i still can't imagine what helping someone down a ladder looks like
#monsterdon

Mechani-Kong has Bette Davis eyes #monsterdon

"i need someone to get spotlights on the tower. just like in the movie king kong. you know right?"

#monsterdon

What is Mechanikong’s goal at this point? Does he have goals? Is he still controlled by that one underling from the beginning? #monsterdon

competitive climbing #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @msh Did that dial turn do anything btw? #monsterdon

the monsters OTOH they are on top of their #FastForwardFighting game even at great heights #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @msh ... I'm no psychiatrist... #GetYouAwomanWhoAsksYouToTurnAround? #TurnAroundBrightEyes? #Monsterdon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K64ipl_xwqY

Of all the times to be caught in high heels @_@ #Monsterdon

@Louisa i also don't really think carl has any idea #monsterdon

I thought Watson broke her spine falling fifty feet into a giant ape palm #monsterdon

So ... who's controlling Mecha-Kong?

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

mechanikong has the high ground #monsterdon

The tiny Rockem Sockem toy apes in the long shot are great. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

@hoppet one small addition

#monsterdon

Kong skampering after his robot better looks silly.
Tokyo Tower has never seemed so big. Monkeys are much smaller than a Godzilla or a Gyaos.
#MONSTERDON

I know everyone's talking about the polycule but clearly Susan and Jiro are in love, and Carl's just their dickhead coworker who's slightly above them but not directly in charge, so they treat him like a friend but they hate when he tags along to happy hour

#Monsterdon

He's taking the stairs? ...Okay, sure, see you about twenty minutes after the movie ends, chief. #Monsterdon

kong is just fluent in english and that's valid #monsterdon

@forestine Kong's into it too #monsterdon

climbing a tower holding a girl, reeeaaaal original #monsterdon

i like the mock neck triangle thing on this dress actually (saved it for my sewing folder) #monsterdon

@msh Why tell your enemy to turn around instead of shooting him first? #monsterdon

everybody was Tai Chi fighting definitely not as fast as lightning #Monsterdon

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon Any villain confident enough to wear that cape is definitely confident enough to chuckle to himself. #Monsterdon

This fight is in slow motion #monsterdon

RUDE shooting the fashionable drinks lady D:< #Monsterdon

I love a villain who's confident enough to chuckle to himself #monsterdon

this is still about mining right? his plan is to get some mining done?

#monsterdon

kong just gives a thumbs up to dropping the girl like 'k cool got it' #monsterdon

@Louisa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgdjK4RXpQw #Monsterdon

What's with the constant beeping that is almost Morse code? #monsterdon

oh you KNOW this mf climbing an architectural icon
#monsterdon

i don't come down to where you work and slap the mind control device off your head #monsterdon

Kong's got that dodge roll, that bob and weave :D #Monsterdon

BY GAWD THAT'S MECHANIKONG'S MUSIC!
Why the fuck is he in a random hotel?
Did they use a bigger soundstage on this movie? All the sets look so damn good.
#MONSTERDON

is this the first time small arms fire has been at all effective against a kaiju?
#monsterdon

Poor Kong feeling like when some jackass comes at me on the road at night with his brights on...
#Monsterdon

"Is she crazy?"
"She's alright."

That doesn't answer the question
#Monsterdon

Rifleman must have been practicing at carnival midways #monsterdon

#monsterdon I like they gave the tank models exhausts

Will someone answer that damned phone? #monsterdon

goddamn high-beams #monsterdon

@joewynne well, that is how they identify? #ChecksNotes #MonsterDon

the disco beat... i can't resist the disco beat

kong, probably

#monsterdon

That hypno-cone is an amazing invention.

#monsterdon

yeah. fuck that building! \o/ #monsterdon

The Kongs can fight. I'm going to be looking for Kirin beer signs #monsterdon

@Taweret Playing to their core strengths at the end #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @Taweret #DannyDevitoShakingHisHeadNoGif #MonsterDon

We're your friends. "Friends with bazookas."

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

JUST out of nowhere, Robo Kong snuck in!
#Monsterdon

models looking good tho

#monsterdon

@Taweret It was a magnetic attraction #monsterdon

it's not the hardest! but i feel like i would've hit Russia, maybe Hokkaido first
#monsterdon

"Who are you?"
"Doctor Who!"
Wait no. Actually the Doctor would come in handy right now. He's faced giant robots and dinosaurs.
#MONSTERDON

@Taweret For the sushi? #JustSpitballin #MonsterDon

How did Watson get a new outfit? #monsterdon

i have to say. Tokyo is not the easiest place to swim to from the arctic.
#monsterdon

why did kong go from the arctic to tokyo? did they say?

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe So the "Who's on first" comment was actually accurate foreshadowing #monsterdon

i can't believe this movie is over in twenty minutes barely anything has happened lol

#monsterdon

ya gotta up your wardrobe game Carl #Monsterdon

I mean if I'm being honest I probably couldn't come up with a better plot to set up a King Kong/mechakong battle in Tokyo #monsterdon

You wouldn't like him when he's angry. #Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

"...I'm out of uniform. That's why I'm sweating profusely."

#Monsterdon #KingKongEscapes

#monsterdon The Japanese and their top-rate kaiju fleeing.

Tokyo's like, "What? I was just standing here! I'm not even part of this!" #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Ohnoes! You've fallen for her "Well if you have to ask!" trap! #HidesQuakingUnderDesk #MonsterDon

Let's blow this practical effects budget #monsterdon

She can't come with them, it would take her too long to pack. The hair accessories alone would take hours. #monsterdon