#mastoween i knew Debbie reminded me of someone

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That was a blast everyone! I loved being with you all for #monsterdon #mastoween events! What a fun blast that was. Classic horror movie to start spooky season with! Thank you everyone!

Balloon dog is hysterical, you gotta admit. I mean, he's no Pooh Bear, but still.

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#mastoween uh-oh... we have one Black guy. literally, one.

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BTW

Ken Doll Cop reminds me of...

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#mastoween Ken Doll cop is the second least believable part of this movie. he’s not roided up and emotionally unstable enough to be a cop
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#mastoween now, if they are Killer Klowns from Outer Space, how do they know clownology? have they been studying human cultures and shenanigans? are we clowns and Earth is our clown car? 🤔
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Literally NO ONE (except Deb) thinks randomly appearing pop-up carnival acts isn't creepy and suspicious IMMEDIATELY?

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#mastoween OH NO! POOH GOT GOOGIENAPED! was that a portal? is GLaDOS behind this fuckery?

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OMG Greg and Paul did stick their dick in crazy
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@Zerofactorial @coriander They had SO MUCH FUN making this.

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#mastoween the ice cream truck is the real clown car #Monsterdon
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@jonny An Achilles nose, so to speak

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Shoot 'em in the nose, got it.

It only makes sense.

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#mastoween the skin on these clowns is gross. they totally to not moisturize
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#mastoween please tell me the clowns get Mooney. i hate that asshole.
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i hate fun houses.
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those sacks look awful familiar too...

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#mastoween THEY GOT DEBBIE!
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If you were a clown, where would you hide?

The Amusement Park!

All Right!!!

Oh, this is going to end well.

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New Lysol Outer Space Spray! 70% effective against hamper clowns!

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#mastoween nooooo! not the queer misfits!
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#mastoween my mom had the Simplicity pattern for that jumper she’s wearing

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#mastoween by the way the ❝ kids ❞ that got arrested? a total 1980s reference they’re queer, maybe even *gasp* gay

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Take your not so veiled innuendo and get lost. We've got cases of empty beer cans over here.

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and Ken Doll cop shows how cops don't need guns to destroy the baddies. it's your badge all you need

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Stoned Kids in the 80s: Bro, the tent is ROUND, like a flying saucer, get it?

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#mastoween some guys will just fuck anything
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OMG i literally screamed with this bathroom scene #Mastoween
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#mastoween so their noses are their power source? like Rudolph the Reindeer?

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Oh my GOD, there were clown tracks everywhere!

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#mastoween wait, the ice cream guys are in high school also? that one guy is old enough to be a greatgrandfather
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"But you're in Mooney's jail and you ain't got no rights."

So, pretty much like jail, then.

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#mastoween eeeeeeek the pop corn is alive!
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"It's those KLOWNS you gotta worry about."

Words to live by.

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I don't believe in cheap movie sets, but we're trapped in one right now.

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Never have I ever stumbled upon someone's tent in the the woods and been like "I should fuck my girl in there", but on the other hand I once knew a homeless guy who claimed it had happened to him. He was kind of a killer clown too though.

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If you have "comets" on your #mastoween bingo card, you're off to a good start

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#mastoween cop calling blonde nerdy guy son of a bitch? LMAO this is truly a horror fantasy.

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CLOWNZILLA!
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it's too late for deez nuts
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Another door!?

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#mastoween getting cream pied just got a whole new meaning
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Lead Writer (standing at a flip chart easel with a marker): ok, lets list all the "Bad Cop" tropes.

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@blogdiva clowning is a natural phenomenon like weather that can be derived from natural law. it is as abundant as silicon in the universe #monsterdon #mastoween

Suspicious hole isn't suspicious #ACAB #mastoween #monsterdon

#mastoween was that Eli Weisel‽‽‽
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#mastoween WEIRD SCIENCE! purple static electricity thingy

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That long shot of the great big sparking ball is a much better visual than I'd expect for this film. Hard callback to Star Wars, too, with the two kids on that one open platform. #Mastoween #Monsterdon

#mastoween Deb is smarter than that blonde weave lets on

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#ACAB #monsterdon #mastoween

#mastoween photoshop beta title credits!
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Also, the movie ended as it began -- with a creampie GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY WE HAVE BEEN #Monsterdon TIP YOUR WAITRESSES

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I feel like the Killer Klowns could beat the Joker. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

roll credits!

super fun watch, love the way they use established clown tropes in horror

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Good teeth on the Klowns, tho #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@srol I gotta learn Klown Dialect. Gonna be the next Klingon, I'm sure of it. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

On the whole not a bad movie. I feel like the Klown designs were a little too -- if you'll forgive me -- on the nose, though. Dunno, maybe Sinister Clown wasn't as cliche in the 80s. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

It's no Blob, creeping and seeping, but I do like this theme song. You can HEAR the big 80's hair ^^ #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Revenge of the Killer Klowns (1988): 6/5
Flawless
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Yeah, that's a throuple. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! not Greg & Paul!!!!

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TO PROTECT AND SOFT-SERVE #Monsterdon #Mastoween

when you came into this funhouse without an armload of banana peels and rakes you came in UNARMED #monsterdon #mastoween

"Don't worry, the dialogue will carry it."

-Some producer, probably

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@diazona They can smell the danger on her.

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i am obsessed with this movie how do they nail literally every clown gag so hard. must have had clowns on staff #monsterdon #mastoween

Klown tracks. Three, four minutes old. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

compressing the people with a shadow puppet is their equivalent of a clif bar, highly concentrated nutrients you can store in your popcorn briefcase when you're on the go. cotton candy is more like the preserves you keep in the cellar for a full meal #monsterdon #mastoween

I"m curious what the Klowns are gonna turn out to be weak against. An elemental, like cold or fire? Or is it gonna be something more metaphysical, like you have to refuse to laugh at them. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

cop just arresting the kid for no reason, no rights read, now that's historical accuracy. #monsterdon #mastoween

'YOU DARE LAUGH AT THE CLOWN PATHOS!? DIE!" #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"NOBODY STORES COTTON CANDY LIKE THIS!" These kids haven't met Willy Wonka, have they. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@jonny i'm watching on shudder canada but doing a quick peek at the one on archive the timing is very close #monsterdon #mastoween

not to sound too harsh but I hope Mike dies

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OH NO NOT POOH BEAR! That's dirty pool, Klowns! #Mastoween #Monsterdon

#mastoween there’s an ice cream truck but no smashing pumpkins.... booooooo!

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This cop is trying his very, very best to do a Leslie Nielsen impersonation, isn't he? #Mastoween #Monsterdon

Wait, wait, it's not too late, is it?

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oh lord i found a massive TV on the street and brought it in for #monsterdon #mastoween but it is immediately clear that it is just gonna make me get too spooked

Godzilla pretty much cleans up the other half of the list -- he eats The Giant Claw, Dogora, and the H-Man (H-Men?) for breakfast.

I'd worry about The Stuff as a spoiler, but it and The Blob pretty much cancel each other out.

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I'm sitting here wondering which #monsterdon monsters the Klowns could take down -- they're heavy-hitters, they definitely take down the Brain Eaters, the Vampires (Planet of the), and the Queen of Blood. I feel like they only *really* get stopped by Godzilla, the other heavy-hitter. Clownzilla is tiny compared to Godzilla, and worse, Godzilla knows how to use humor to his advantage.

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> CLUSSY
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That's a wrap! A big thank you to @Taweret for hosting
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rip to punk #1 and #2, you did nothing wrong and should have been left alone

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@brion Y'know, given how the Klowns reproduce, they may have just introduced the concept of sex to Klownkind. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@diazona oh that's fine, I'm just suggersting that the _rule_ doesn't apply, given the #mastoween vs. #monsterdon dichotomy

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@bunnyhero quit your job was all we ever asked #monsterdon #mastoween

...And then they melted? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

and as with all the best #monsterdon / #mastoween movies, it's just suddenly over

ty for joining, everyone!!

no matter what happens at the end, this town has had an absolutely staggering loss of life that can only be mourned by the living pulling out a scarf from their sleeves for every loved one they lost #monsterdon #mastoween

Oh damn, they're alive :/ #Monsterdon #Mastoween

They died as they lived... Really, really goofy. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Remember - ice cream is extremely explosive
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NOW we need the Mazers. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Yeah, that's dumb enough to be believable. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@moira as a clown ship, being frustrated the obvious controls but then having elaborate and preposterous backup controls is just how it works #monsterdon #mastoween

#monsterdon #mastoween Balloon Pupper is back!