firehouse amenity, you know it when you see it. bravo @cheribaker #monsterdon #mastoween

Yeah, this was always gonna end in a funhouse, huh? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

my dogs when you are contending with a slapstick enemy you need to periodically stop short and say "they're right behind me, aren't they" but then shoot backwards before looking as a counter-bit #monsterdon #mastoween

So this is officially a throuple now, right? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

they're krazy strawing him! and then they're going to krazy straw me! oh my gooooooood #monsterdon

OH.

Duh.

They're Hypnotic Space Spiders. We just SEE Killer Klowns because of our species bias and humanoid privilege.

#mastoween #monsterdon

I wanna crazy straw like that!
#Monsterdon #Mastoween

@Zerofactorial i say this right before we get to the huge tiddy clown babes #monsterdon #mastoween

Oh that is... Unpleasant :/ #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@Zerofactorial the one that put the cherry on the ice cream pile was feminine coded for sure, you can tell from the lilt in the clown squeaks #monsterdon #mastoween

Why'd they bring the Doofus Twins along? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

#monsterdon #mastoween Okay this is the one scene I'm a little dissapointed in, besides pooh bear obviously. I feel like they could have legit shoved a few more clowns in there...

Shoutout to whoever painted those cutouts, those are nice #Monsterdon #Mastoween

absolutely screaming at the chariots of fire riff as they get out of the clown car. they LAND. EVERY. BIT #monsterdon #mastoween

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon
"Be slaying you."

#Monsterdon #Mastoween #KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace

Yes, movie, kill one more cop. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Notice he did NOT shout Debbie's name? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Are they konstructing a Kween Klown? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

#monsterdon #mastoween omfg the "Alien" scene with the popcorn bebes this might actually be the best movie ever made

their machines like the centipede/snake clowns did not inherit a respect for the craft, not even bothering with schtick before going for the kill #monsterdon #mastoween

Lady's more resourceful than ANY of the cops and like 90% of the dudes in this movie #Monsterdon #Mastoween

And that's why CFCs were banned. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

the later civilizations of clowns began to use mechanized labor like combine cotton candy harvesters and drifted further from the symbiotic harvesting of earlier clowns #monsterdon #mastoween

Klown technology appears to be largely steam-based #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Clown parade! Bring out your cotton candy!
#Monsterdon #Mastoween

"We would have to be total morons to-" Oh good #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"Okay, calm down buddy, help is on the way!"

.oO (To straightjacket you....)

#Mastoween #Monsterdon

A kaiju spectacularly vulnerable to conventional weapons!?!?!?!?! that would never be on the bingo card #monsterdon #mastoween

Oh, it's the nose. Of course. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Eh, more spine than Moody usually has. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Poor Jorts.horse really struggles during #monsterdon #mastoween

I feel like the rule here is, if Bugs Bunny would spend five minutes taking you apart, you would not survive the Klown invasion. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

oh the zine that those college kids are gonna write after tonight #monsterdon

bingoooo #monsterdon #mastoween #monsterdonBingo

@yatsu SO fucking sad D: #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT AT ANY TIME?"

"Only when it was funny!"

#Mastoween #Monsterdon

OH THANK GODS the Klown is about to take out the asshole cop. GO KLOWN GO! #Mastoween #Monsterdon

Oh thank god, Moody's about to die. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

...Kill them. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@Zerofactorial NOTHING is weak to Masers :/ #Monsterdon #Mastoween

The sexual tension between these two is palpable. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

i should have gone to big top burger for my birthday too #mastoween #monsterdon

The popcorn moving is nice, I like that. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Blinko, the rumrunner. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

#mastoween #ACAB Mooney has a ring to it.
#Monsterdon
#KillerKlowns

I feel like I should take a drink every time Mooney says WAT #Monsterdon #Mastoween

pixar mascot on desk !!!!! #monsterdon #mastoween

He's reading The Rush Limbaugh Magazine. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@paco "You little zipperneck!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Oh man, they got caught by the red version of those bugs from The X-Files. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Ah yes, returning to the precinct by way of Makeout Point, I think Officer Squarejaw here just wanted to make time with a guy in cuffs. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

I'm going to say the clowns didn't bring any mimes? I mean they're not MONSTERS!? #Monsterdon

@Cyannin they are just trying to eat! they are caching food for the galactic winter #monsterdon #mastoween

What was it about the 70s that they even managed to make fast food joints look drab? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

In fairness to the Klown, bully biker dude DID have that coming. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@jonny Ethically harvested?!... 🤔 #monsterdon

Y'know, y'gotta figure that for the Klowns this is like... They landed on Boring World. The Land of the Grey. The World of Fussy Bullshit. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

the clowning before cotton candying is actually their ancient ethical hunting ritual as they ensure the food they need to take from this earth is entertained and happy in its last moments #monsterdon #mastoween

So in summary, Deb used to date the least horrible cop in the movie, and now she's dating the racist jerk. Deb, sweetie, when I said you could do better, I meant, "pick somebody from another movie". #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@paco "I've got a pretty good gawddamned idea!" #WrongMovie #RightActor #Monsterdon

Well well, looks like it's martial law in Rat's Ass Missouri. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

as per usual i am sympathizing more with the clowns than the humans and their pastoral life of harvesting cotton candy and slapstick #monsterdon #mastoween

@CactuarJoe Royal Pain different franchise? #monsterdon

What's the over/under on Mooney ending up stuffed and hanging from the rafters? #Monsterdon #Mastoween

name of the movie!!! name of the movie!!!! #monsterdon #mastoween

I was gonna say, Klowns not exactly _stealthy_, but that pausing at the front door of the store and pretending to be an animatronic like the ape was a nice touch. XD #Monsterdon #Mastoween

I genuinely appreciate the context that previous #monsterdon have given me for appreciating the influences here. #Mastoween #KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace

@diazona not sure what you mean, that's just like textbook clown technology #monsterdon #mastoween

"And as Hitler's troops advanced past the Maginot Line..." #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@Zerofactorial
(Balloon Sniffing)
(Balloon Barking)

#Mastoween #Monsterdon
#KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace

Man, those costumes look like they were a royal pain to move in. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Wait, the Klowns sound like _Jawas_? Are they going to start yelling "OOTEENI" and stealing droids? #Mastoween #Monsterdon

CLOWN HORROR SOUNDTRACK IS NOT DISAPPOINTING.

CUE #CLOWNCORE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdA0mW-9jRs

#monsterdon #mastoween

Man, I can't wait for the "trying to explain the monster to the hardass cop" scene. That old cop's gonna beat the shit out of David and Lisa here. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Ah, the warp core is powered by a Slapstick/Anti-Slapstick reaction. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

#Monsterdon not only is Mike racist, he's makes fun of people with eating disorders. Deb, you can do some much better.

C'mon guys, you offed the dog in the first ten minutes, liquefy a Young Horny Couple. Do it! #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@moira sensitivity training bingo square check #monsterdon #mastoween

Deb, let the guy go, do you _really_ want to date a racist jerk? You can do better! #Mastoween #Monsterdon

"Would you like a closer look?"

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

Looking at the #MonsterdonBingo card, and @cheribaker has certainly left some cryptic ones in here.. i guess we will know what a firehouse amenity is if we see it #mastoween #monsterdon

There we go. Thank you. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Oh, he's not dead. Damn. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

OH RIGHT. Not #monsterdon, #mastoween

Funny? I'll let you know, ol' man. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

what version is everyone on? i'm detecting some uh timing anomalies. this is the one i landed on https://archive.org/details/killer.-klowns.-from.-outer.-space.-1988.720p.-blu-ray.x-264-yts.-am #monsterdon #mastoween

#mastoween and bloodhound and a hick’s house for that Ol Yeller, Deliverance feeling

#Monsterdon
#KillerKlowns

This movie is SO 80s. Fucking in an inflatable dingy in the back of a S10 Jimmy? With MALL HAIR? And off-brand Tawny Kitaen? #monsterdon #KillerKlowns

#mastoween the Blob’s asteroid!

#Monsterdon
#KillerKlowns

No it's cool ol' man, just go stick your hands in the meteor blob again, it's all good. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

The dog: "Should I tell my old dude comets don't actually _land_? Naaaaaaah....."

#Mastoween #Monsterdon

@strangefour Inconceivable. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

#Monsterdon wtf is a sky guppy?

Bleugh, Joel that's your parents. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

i adore "parking" as a euphemism for fucking, what an impossibly american linguistic construction #monsterdon #mastoween

Oh this is gonna be right up there with Hobgoblins, huh >_> #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"IT'S A CARNIVAL OF SAVINGS!" Me, as soon as Ice Cream Truck Guy starts in on his spiel. I have never actually played BioShock, but WOW he sounds like that one line in BioShock. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

where's the dang ticket booth??

#Mastoween #Monsterdon

Bubbly in the backseat! How enchante! #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"Stupid bastard, walking in the crosswalk like a jackass." #Monsterdon #Mastoween