Er, logical failure here, man burns his hand pulling woman out of steaming pile of sludge, but said woman was unscathed.

#Monsterdon

@fluffy If the wikipedia is to be believed, Axel and Glauben are completely dubbed over, different actors entirely. #Monsterdon

okay giant mushrooms are cool

#monsterdon

I'm sorry, the interior is lit from aurora-style emission lines? wat?
#Monsterdon

Olson seems nonplussed about getting caught sniffing her clothes. #Monsterdon

This is also "Gaslighting Victorian Women: The Movie" #Monsterdon

@trixter Yeah, isn't fossilized wood just a rock? I can't imagine that'd float. #Monsterdon

"I do hope this fossilized wood floats." It doesn't, actually.

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

wow, the orchestra really enjoys this lake. good for them, i guess. #monsterdon

I… don’t think fossilized wood works that way? #monsterdon

Yeah, sure, encourage the man with the head injury to get into the water >_> #Monsterdon

oops we accidentally journeyed to the outside of the earth

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie At the moment it seems like the sea is fucking off around them

#Monsterdon

woman gets pulled to safety by some mysterious person: obviously hallucinated.

boy falls down hill, bumps his head, is surprised by undergorund lake: no problems at all. #monsterdon

If you were Hans, how many times would you figure something out with your mountaineering expertise— "listen, it's water"— and then have the rich idiot push you aside to say "hmm yes, it IS water." before you put a crampon in his skull

#Monsterdon

Oh. So are they fucking of into the sea now? #Monsterdon

People Stumbling Into Pits: The Movie #Monsterdon

retain light from WHERE #monsterdon

Umm...fossilized wood means the wood been replace by minerals. So it means the raft is a witch!! #monsterdon

ah, wonderful, plenty of water... for all of you to drown in! #monsterdon

OH NO! QUICKSAND! The most frightening thing possible from my childhood. From the 70s to the 90s quicksand claimed millions of lives. Thank the gods we are safe from the menace of loose sucking ground in the new millenium.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

"I'm a superior scientist because I refuse to let laws limit my outlook." Historically, illegal and unethical science is shitty science.

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

#Monsterdon Oh, god, they're all libertarians.

@Taweret they found a well, actually #monsterdon

shouldn't it be scary as fuck to them that there is a body of water big enough to make a high perssure water stream above them behind like 3 inches of rock #monsterdon

they found an underground replyguy

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon after hearing what sound like echoing voices we end up shooting a flare gun for some stupid reason and collapsing a cave, I guess trapping them in the underworld forever.

Rock Lady brings up the cave person she saw and Professor Muttonchops continues to not believe her. Then everyone takes a nap except for Whittler Pipe who listens to the walls and hears some water. This makes Whittler Pipe Man the MVP for this expedition so far.

And that's an... expert ignored. ✅ #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm half expecting Batman to apear, where the bats at?

Dude, it's not believable that professors know any of that shit. You should have asked a grad student #monsterdon

Flare gun loaded with explosive rounds. What fun this expedition is. #Monsterdon

the fuck is going on with picking through the cave to get water what is even that #monsterdon

This guy who just shot the ceiling down has ZERO credibility
#monsterdon

*puts his ear to the wall to 'hear' for water.

He's still drunk, isn't he?

Oh look, he's attacking the wall now with an axe

#monsterdon

Who DOES that? I’ll just shoot my flare gun off in the cave. #Monsterdon

"...be vewwwy vewwwy quiet, I'm hunting water"

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

why would you fire a flare gun down here what is wrong with you #monsterdon

D'you hear anything now? D'you hear anything now d'youhearanythingnow

untz untz UNTZ UNTZ

hear anything now HEAR ANYTHING NOW 🚨🚨🚨

#Monsterdon

"Baby shark Do do do do do do do do" #monsterdon

Oh good moves, Professor. When all else fails, shoot something. #Monsterdon

VERY CLEVER PROFESSOR #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I am weirdly extremely angry at the professor shooting a gun off. Just wtf man.

Problem: Echoes. Solution: Gun. Are we sure this guy isn't American?

#Monsterdon

@fluffy It's like he thinks it's axiomatic that she's lying or imagining things 🤦 WTF

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Axels as an axis

"it's only a remote possibility someone found another route into these caves" like dog you do not live there the people who are from there probably know all about that cave system you just didn't ask them #monsterdon

No come back! Little lizard puppet you are the most compelling character! Come baaaaaack!
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

#Monsterdon Quicksand? It was all over TV back in the day.

"What's happened to you?!"

"I've been slimed!!!"

#monsterdon

They keep calling him "hands", it's really bugging me

#monsterdon

@Lazarou used one of those James Bond clothes dryers yes #monsterdon

"oh shut up"

definitely her tagline

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

I saw someone!
SHUT UP nerd!
#Monsterdon

Well, on the other hand, the oatmeal in that puddle there should keep you fed for weeks. #Monsterdon

No map? No water? Never mind, we have gas masks. We’ll be fine. #monsterdon

@aburka @blogdiva she was never in danger... but I somewhat mourn for her cute outfit #monsterdon

#monsterdon Honestly these movies are way better than the modern movie Hollywood's been kicking out.

what are monsters but little friends you haven't met yet

#Monsterdon

But...if they went into a volcano, what's the deal with all these limestone cavern formations??

#Monsterdon

hans needs to get some negotiation lessons, you gotta be upping your sheep per week rate when they tell you you're actually going into the center of the earth, and then hold out your vote for more sheep after you lost all your water and the map. staying at the same sheep rate is just not respecting the value of your labor #monsterdon.

#monsterdon lol this is funny

#Monsterdon Oh this was filmed in Carlsbad Caverns. I recognize the formations! Neat!

Oh no, she's splitting the party.

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

Ummm. Why is she alone??

#monsterdon

@brooke

It's Tooms. #XFiles
#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

"A man wearing the uniform of Prussia can have but one answer. Fortunately, I'm not wearing that uniform today."

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

Sleestak? #Monsterdon

Whatever other deficiencies, I do kind of like the location they filmed these subterranean locations in #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow lol this random dude is creepy as fuck.

I propose that we take a vote

"All in favor of taking a vote?"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I say sheep

godzilla pops up to say, Christ, not this again. #monsterdon

#monsterdon WOW lost their water source, clumsy too?

"YOU THREW AWAY THE MAP" #monsterdon

That's two critical pieces of equipment in five minutes! These people are incompetent! #Monsterdon

there are dinosaurs like 20 meters into the center of the earth #monsterdon

Personally I would turn around and go home when I lost the water, RIP these losers but I'm built different #Monsterdon

@blogdiva

"...well, actually, that's a stalag-MITE"
"Oh, shut up Kevin!"

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

THE FIRST MONSTER HAS APPEARED #monsterdon

Perhaps I’m overly cautious, but I would have brought water just in case. #monsterdon

If they had a spaceship with a drill on its nose they could be down to the center of the earth in a week tops #monsterdon

THEY JUST LOSE THE BOOK AND KEEP GOING AND DONT MENTION IT #monsterdon

If I did this I would be thinking of nothing else other than what a pain it will be to climb back up

#monsterdon

@lytta @blogdiva he's foreign, he's expendable

#Monsterdon

@lytta @blogdiva I'm thinking Axel #monsterdon

When does the Balrog show up?

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

There’s always good water inside volcanoes #Monsterdon

And now the low budget Lord of the Rings walking montage. But they were all Merry and Pippin. Mount Sniffles is so... unimpressive.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

Couldn't they have found the cave, mark it and go make preparations to go whenever they wanted to since they knew the cave now?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Some crazy shit just happened I recorded a protester getting arrested by police officers. But I'm back.

@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Oh! Yes, please!

🌋 JOURNEY TO TRIVIA 🌋

The cave looks real because the movie was actually shot in a real cave.

This must be a shock for #Monsterdon denizens.

@yatsu argh, good point, the most annoying team member as well #monsterdon

I think Rick Wakeman is just around this corner

#monsterdon
#JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

it's really too bad this kid's narrating, coz otherwise i might be able to retain the slight hope that he wouldn't make it. #monsterdon

There is alot of RPG shopping in this scene. And they just bought a man. Delightful. Well a surprisingly well trained mountai8neer because non of the party took an Survival Skills and the DM doesn't want them all to die on the first day so forced this NPC on them.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

The #Monsterdon characters must be starving, they haven’t eaten since the soup in scene 3.

#Monsterdon Bellhop Twink, who is no longer dressed as a bellhop, sneezes and Rock lady smiles at him, demonstrating a potential Horny Character Arc.

After more goofy music, we arrive at an upside down smoking chandelier cave that is the entry way to hell and/or a secret dinosaur world.

Also, I think the whittling guy is a party member now. He has nothing to live for and so is fine joining this cave expedition.

weeks means sheep

i'm always saying this

#Monsterdon

"We've had ONE exposition, yes."
"Do you think he knows about second exposition? Elevenses? Character development?" #monsterdon