They're seriously not going to explain ANY of this, are they? #Monsterdon

The cave dinosaur moves like it's on wheels

It'd be sweet if underground dinosaurs had evolved wheels

#Monsterdon

What even would they say to Otto? We saw 50 Olsens inside some snow globes? The guy found the idea that someone might have helped his daughter to be a fanciful hallucination. #Monsterdon

Within 60 seconds there we saw a dinosaur boneyard, a giant gorilla, a futuristic city of Olsen clones, an attacking dinosaur, and a whole flock of dinosaurs

Movie, that's too many things

#Monsterdon

All of the bones just outside what appears to be a small cave… killer rabbits? #monsterdon

...Wait that's it??? They're just gonna

IGNORE THE ALIEN BASE

???

#Monsterdon

@ottaross is... is that gonna come back into the plot, or was it just a one-off gag about "don't tell Otto about the interesting thing" #monsterdon

olsen doesn't have to hurry, he knows for a fact he's expendable. jeez. #monsterdon

...Wait. Wait wait wait. Is this a Blavatsky thing? Hollow Earth aliens? Did they piss off the monkey because they were "generating Orgone" so to speak? :3 #Monsterdon

Now this is a real monster parade here #Monsterdon

"dinosaurs!"

But half of them are clearly dimetrodons!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ew babies? Lamo bro chill

The giant ape has such a horny look on his face

#Monsterdon

It's a laboratory filled with Olsen clones!

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

SUDDENLY CLONES!??!?! WHAT???? #Monsterdon

uh-- um-- okay, points. this movie got me. #monsterdon

WTF

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

that ape better get to fight one of the sea monsters

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon because our boat was sunk by fireball weather, we are now stuck on another island that is mostly devoid of vegetation. Is there vegetation in this underground world aside from a few patches of scrub and some giant volcanoes?

Anyway, we lost Cave Aragorn but found his book, which is written in Attic Greek I guess because he's either a weirdo or an immortal. Then Rock Lady and Bellhop Twink wander into a valley full of dinosaur bones, which might not be safe.

"We've come deeper and stayed longer than anyone else in history" *COUGH* #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

the Fire Swamp looks a lot drier these days. #monsterdon

“For heaven’s sake don’t get lost”
“Don’t direction-shame me dad!”
#Monsterdon

No danger here in the dino graveyard. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon LOOOOOL they should be dead already with that monstrous Storm.

“Uncle” Otto. #Monsterdon

i thought they were going to the center, why they heading towards Africa? #monsterdon

Not only do wounds heal faster, fire burns in water and rain. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope it smells like pineapples

I feel like I'm catching a lot of "are we still rolling?" moments during this storm. #Monsterdon

And then they all died. Good night! :D #Monsterdon

LOOK AT HIM LITTLE FACE! So cuuuuute~~
That really doesn't sound like a noise a turtle could make.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

#Monsterdon Ball lightning? Is Nicola Tesla defending his domain?

And after that the art of the kerosene soaked sail vanished from the earth.

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

#monsterdon THEY'RE ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE!!!!

Kugelblitz! #monsterdon

Was that a Bird of Prey decloaking or what the hell is happening?? #Monsterdon

A Gamera graveyard!
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

@CactuarJoe Sunlight, wind, oceans, storms? It's amazing how underneath the Earth's surface is just like above the Earth's surface. #monsterdon

WOAH ROMULAN ATTACK

#monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

Shoutout to the special effects guys offscreen drenching our heroes with huge buckets of water, I bet that was the best part of the whole shoot :D #Monsterdon

Too much rain! Get below decks!

#Monsterdon

An hour into the movie and so far the greatest accomplishment of the expedition is they successfully outran the giant tortoises we never saw move farther than an inch. #Monsterdon

tortoises are looking good now huh

#monsterdon

@ottaross that's not usually what Turtle Island refers to... #monsterdon

Wait, that was it with the turtles? You made all those prop giant turtle shells and they're used for what, thirty seconds?

#Monsterdon

Apparently you can just have a thunderstorm underground? #Monsterdon

You don't need to run. A steady stride will outrun the herd of tortoises. #monsterdon

Are tortoises known to....chitter menacingly?

#monsterdon

It's raining underground 👍 #monsterdon

Do not go gentle into that orchestral music, creatures.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe to be accurate, realistic for a bunch of Victorian dumbasses. #monsterdon

i love these big chirping turtles #monsterdon

RUN from the turtles! #Monsterdon

Wandering Into Danger And Then Fleeing Like A Dipshit: THE MOVIE! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, appreciate the little Godzilla vs. Zetus interlude there, was hoping the whole film wasn't going to be english people ordering everyone around.

Giant turtles got teeth!

#Monsterdon

HAND PUPPET TIME! Why is Hans shirtless? Why is he so hairy...
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

I would have liked to see Glauben make friends with the dinosaur though

#Monsterdon

Olsen's just sitting there with his book and magic box while the others go all 'Star Trek on an away mission' and get into trouble

#monsterdon

YAY GIANT TURTLES #monsterdon

Everyone's heard of the deep oceans 700km below the surface right? Supposedly more water than in our oceans? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Battling too the death??

That island is a lot bigger than it looks from the water

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Two Dinosaurs??

Fire on rocks on a boat made of logs on an ocean under the earth...
WATER IN THE FIRE WHY!?
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

#monsterdon Lol her screaming is so chaotic LMAO

Looks NOTHING like a giant whale, Axehole. #Monsterdon

Can we just give the special effects guys a round of applause

#Monsterdon

The underwater monster fight is so clearly a pair of arm puppets and it's charming

#Monsterdon #WhereTimeBegan

Are you really gonna tell me that whatever species that is survived that long without evolving aggression and territorial displays that minimize harm to them so they don't just all kill each other off? 🙄 #monsterdon

@amyfou Man or bear?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Puff! Puff! Is that you?!

"A monster!"

Uh, a rubber bath toy, but yeah sure. #Monsterdon

MATANGO II!
The Fungus Amongus
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

a monster! quick! antagonize it!

#monsterdon

@apLundell If they're also walking from Iceland to the Earth's core then stopping by Britain on the way should be no problem 🙄

#Monsterdon

@forestine He’s RIGHT THERE! 😂 #monsterdon

they're all bickering about whether to give Olsen some fish and he's like two feet away #Monsterdon

WE HAVE A MONSTER! #Monsterdon

Mushroom pollen? I'm beginning to doubt the professor's scientific acumen #monsterdon

We've now managed to cover the distance from Iceland to Great Britain by foot and raft in just a few days.

#Monsterdon

"Hans don't like no shirts."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon While Mr Whittle Pipe helpfully builds a raft, Professor Muttonchops explains that the mystery overhead lighting is an underground Aurora Borealis. I guess that makes as much sense as anything else.

We then find a giant mushroom forest, like the ones on the Orc planet in Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal. Professor Muttonchops explains that these are very dangerous mushrooms. Then the ocean explodes and the mushrooms almost kill us I guess.

Tastes a little like rubber. No, a lot like rubber.

#monsterdon

idk much about boats but i do know if you are going out on an ocean on a vessel of that size you want to have a catamaran or outriggers of some kind. #monsterdon

these mushrooms are super dangerous and their spores could kill you instantly, so let's just keep on conferring beneath them, what could go wrong

#monsterdon

"Wounds heal much faster here!"

Average Victorian Military Man: "Sweet, we should kill people here!" #Monsterdon

"Take great care, I'll explain presently"

That's gotta be the worst way to warn someone of danger

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They're discovering the world of desert Alice and Wonderland

I find myself completely uncaring about any of these characters. Except maybe Hans. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

"...gonna need a bigger raft"

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

splendid, Hans, there'll be an extra sheep in your pay packet this week. #monsterdon

Yesterday your brains were falling out

#monsterdon

Olsen retiring to his simple hobbies of amateur radio and ocean loathing. #Monsterdon

This scene is definitely just a scam by Big Mushroom to sell more mushroom #monsterdon

Giant mushrooms with pollen? Were spores not a thing when this movie was made? /s
#giantMushroom
#Monsterdon #journeytothecenteroftheearth

🎞️ 🦖 Where are they getting these trees to make a raft?

🍄 The only forest is made up of giant mushrooms.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Honestly did they even test to see if the water was safe to drink and swim in?

why did we stop when we're still under them?

#monsterdon

@Taweret This is just reminding me that a movie with 100% giant mushrooms is more interesting than a movie with 2% giant mushrooms

#Monsterdon