YAY CLAYMATION!
Squid Game is a lot tamer than everyone made it out to be ...
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#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
#Monsterdon
Yeah, she should beat it. Where "it" is you, Pete. #Monsterdon
People in swimsuits, and nothing else. On the northern Oregon coast. At the beach. At night. NO. THE OREGON COAST DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea #tooColdForThisShit
@Taweret i can't recall a single thing that happened aside from the men being horrible to joyce and the octopus attack #monsterdon
Pete gets schooled on the beach!!!
Lmfaooooo nobody is on the Oregon coast at night in a fucking bikini #monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea
yeah yeah we all know women and seamen don't mix
So the soundtrack turns into someone dunking a microphone into a fish tank when the octopus appears?
The ship sinking special effects look cool but this audio is not good.
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Elsewhere... #Monsterdon
o/~ sam francisco, open your golden gates o/~
did they just go swimming on duty? #monsterdon
@trixter not at all, counter-ship #monsterdon
i feel like the movie could've just started with the mysterious beach attack
like we could've started here. we didn't need the first forty minutes
@moira Primitive Frisbees #monsterdon
All the romance of a bucket of cold water. :/ #Monsterdon
@wohali We also had a hospital scene!
I donβt ship it. #Monsterdon
One of my moral weaknesses: raven haired beauties. #Monsterdon
I appreciate the opening credits rising out of the sea. #Monsterdon
My god sheβs thirsty. #Monsterdon
eeeugghhh ma'am you'd really be better off with the giant cephalopod. #monsterdon
poor peetee #monsterdon
See! See! Take the fins off *before* walking on dry land.
What the fuck is this camera angle? I think the director of photography is asleep at the wheel.
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she is tranquilized with the sedative of love #monsterdon
I like that they have these pre-painted signs notifying _who_ ordered the road closure. #monsterdon
Car stuck on the beach. They're going to have to blow it up. Call the news. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea
sheriff and navy man pull up for a beach date... #monsterdon
Professor Joyce has quite an extensive wardrobe, I see #monsterdon
Of course , the 50s sci-fi making fun of a creature makes you the next victim trope is going to happen soon. #Monsterdon
Here I go #Monsterdon
@Taweret I DEMAND MORE CLAYMATION OCTOPUS #Monsterdon
@trixter people would probably have "come take me octopus" signs too
@arrjay our only claim to fame aside from portlandia is blowing up that damn carcass and i love it #monsterdon
@Taweret bunch of creepy 50's military dudes using a condom for that demonstration would have been more plausible #Monsterdon
we're halfway through and i feel like we're still waiting for it to get going
@paco Ah ... Chesterfields ... π€£
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#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
#Monsterdon
The Navy scoffs at your giant squid solution. Why those Japanese fishing vessels could have been sunk by any number of giant sea creatures last year.
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That mark? Flying dishplates, chief. #Monsterdon
"What would you say made those marks officer?" I dunno. A dinner plate? #Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
teens been spinning wax on the beach again, we keep shutting 'em down but they keep comin' back
@neia right, now nobody check #monsterdon
@trixter octopus at the weenie roast! #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea
I understand why theyβre focused on the Octopus and all, but thereβs a lot more going on beneath the ocean than theyβre acknowledging. For instance, studies reveal that in addition to the giant octopus, thereβs a flea on the speck on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
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#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
#Monsterdon
"How'd the car get there?"
Well, they've got this thing called an "engine" sir. #Monsterdon
@jonny@neuromatch.social Tbh I'm not sure Oregon actually has a coast
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The obvious question on my mind is not "where is it" but "how many." But if they were going for a bunch of krakens, they would have had the first defeated by now (at great cost) so they could milk the numbers suspense.
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@moira He, too, is a giant sac #monsterdon
@trixter Probably the most serious actor in the film, yeah. #Monsterdon
H bombs make octopodes fish repellent? That poor tentacly bastard.
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
A classified ..... telegram?
@Louisa @Taweret Particularly of this particular (lack of) ethnicity #monsterdon
That message-delivering guy was committing to that role. #Monsterdon
I'm on team Just Shut Pete Up
That wasn't a balloon. That was a condom he keeps around for special occasions. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea
Why don't they try diplomacy with the giant radioactive octopus? #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea
Octopus as tentacle balloon
please pick up your balloon on your way out. don't just leave it there thanks
He keeps a supply of balloons in his suit for explaining cephalopods or cosmic inflation as the situation dictates. #Monsterdon
I'm on Team Giant Sac #monsterdon
Why don't they just have the telepathic giant radioactive crabs from Attack of the Crab Monsters fight off the giant Octopus... the two nuclear disasters can neutralize each other!
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#Monsterdon
#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
"even your best ships are old-fashioned compared to the cephalopod" #monsterdon
"how long will that take?" my video player says about 40 more minutes. #monsterdon
@Taweret heβs a marine biologist, he always has swim bladders in his pocket #monsterdon
"torpedos if we find your #monsterdon the surface" - Misheard lines. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea
@OldRustBucket Still not for lack of trying though
Oh I already didn't like these seamen but now that a woman is nearby, yikes.
Kissing for science! . . .
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
...and voiceover guy conveying faux tension #monsterdon
Man blowing up balloon and letting it go to dumb down explanation for leaders. Also they like farting noise.
#monsterdon *fart sounds* He's _jet propelled_!
"The body of the largest cephalopod is like a giant sac-"
Just like Bob here. #Monsterdon
"...it's like a giant sack"
"let me show you admiral"
"Doctor! Pull up your pants!"
:D balloon demonstration GREAT #monsterdon
Better demonstration if it was a water balloon
"She went down with all hands. Except for all the survivors." #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea
"She went down with all hands. Except for not all the survivors." #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea
Back in the good ol' days when we could tell the rest of the world to mind their beeswax. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I don't think ethics were invented until the 70's
very American to search with depth charges, y'know #monsterdon
...So they used jet planes to look for a deep-water octopus. Great job. #Monsterdon
Time to settle back in for twenty minutes of dialogue zzzzz #monsterdon
bombing with more radioactivity i hope #monsterdon
COLD WET TRIVIA
Most scenes in this movie were completed in one take.
I often search for things by chucking around explosives.
Now broadcasting their conversation? This movie is so bad about consent⦠#Monsterdon
"The Ocean is CLOSED the US said so." #Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
"and so the USA just closed the entire ocean, everyone else wondered why but we were not telling them" #monsterdon
i'm sure the soviets went along with this without question, i mean, why wouldn't they?
Man NONE of this is in the book of medical ethics. #Monsterdon
It was like eight giant stethoscopes!
#Monsterdon
you definitely want to turn off the speaker as soon as you hear the first line of confirmation
Dear Letters to Playboy: I had the strangest conversation with a raven haired beauty. #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @Taweret like the Calamari at the local Red Lobster #Monsterdon
That's recognizably a pack of Chesterfields, carefully shown to the camera. Early product placement?