okay, some kinda open phone line for a confession?

also more smoking.

#monsterdon

Merry Godzilla season and a happy old patreon episode for one and all to listen to now.
https://www.iaconunderground.net/podcast/iacon-underground-patreon-episode-63-godzilla-the-beast-of-storm-island/
#Godzilla #Cartoon #podcast #Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is a navy hospital, and they KNEW there was a possibility of a giant squid.

They really handled this poorly.

"Gotta pretty myself up to convince the crazy man he's not crazy". #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

_and_ interrogations

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

@Taweret He means it was rubbery and hollow #monsterdon

wow the audio is bad in this room

#monsterdon

smoking, in a hospital. ✅ #monsterdon

Fun octopus fact: Male octopus have a specialized sex tentacle called a hectocotylus. They give female octopus a "packet" of sperm which she can break open and use (or not), at a time of her choosing.

#monsterdon

if i asked someone else to describe a giant octopus and they said it was like a stethoscope i would be like "what?"

#monsterdon

hey, freud was right, smoking _is_ the key to psychology!

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

@jonny @CactuarJoe Or lack thereof. Someone's kink. First feeding, now this. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

FIRE BILL

That's an awkward way to let Bill know.

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

@davesdogmaggie He's saying they were attacked by a giant primary care physician from beneath the sea #monsterdon

Late in joining #Monsterdon but I'm here!

@SchlocklusterVideo DUCk and COVER isn’t cutting it, Bert!! #Monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

@davesdogmaggie 🤦😂

#Monsterdon

Seaman whispers: Hey this isn't the Instutite for Male Pattern Baldness. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how central casting is completely traumatized by the stethescope earpieces so the doc keeps shoving them at him

Kinda funny seeing some of the #Monsterdon toots, given that my party just fought a kraken in our #Pathfinder game last night.

"It grabbed us. That's all."

#monsterdon

if you asked me to describe a giant octopus i would not say it was like a stethoscope

#monsterdon

Is the idea that this sailor has never seen an octopus? Closest thing he can think of is the stethoscope?
#monsterdon. #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

@CactuarJoe oh my god is this movie actually an allegory about consent #monsterdon

That doctor was a little too interested in that fella's scalp.

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

They kind of jumped to conclusions awfully fast about that one missing boat

#Monsterdon

why should’nt i believe you with that convincing acting performance? #monsterdon

I feel bad for everyone hoping to get from Vancouver to Honolulu unsuccessfully #monsterdon

Why shouldn't I believe in my stethoscope?

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Wonder if those tats are makeup or real ...

#Monsterdon

that's five "anothers," we're staying well within our sfx budget then

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

HOSPITAL!
#monsterdonBingo
#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Pete is the worst #Monsterdon

Let me listen to your heart WHILE YOU TALK. #Monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

Dude is confusing a giant octopus with a stethoscope? #Monsterdon

Time for a HOSPITAL SCENE, is it?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Bert the Turtle never warned us about the radioactive Octopi ...
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#Monsterdon
#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Like she looks drugged lol #monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

THAT'S RIGHT YOU'VE ALL BEEN RESCINDED

for behavior

#monsterdon

All we're watching right now is brainwashing idek what's going on #monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

“He didn’t even ask me.” “That’s hardly relevant.” I disagree. #Monsterdon

I'm liking the cephalopod better than these intrepid actors #monsterdon

"He didn't even ask me."

"That hardly seems relevant—”

THE HELL IT ISN'T.

Scientist Dude AND Square-Jawed Navy Man should now both be octopus bait.

#Monsterdon

She melts like butter on a lobster under his stern masculine ways. Her autonomy and agency stand no chance in the bright fire of his assholishness. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

"I just hope that's the end of it.
BUT THAT WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
This is inches away from being a parody of a 50s movie. But it's not going far enough into innuendo or punchlines.
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Byeeeeeooowwww buuuurrrrllllll the misogyny sirens are red hot. i can barely even tell what's going on in this scene through it #monsterdon

Yeah, consent is for losers, right ma'am?

>_> #Monsterdon

A steak? You fool! The lady is a marine biologist of course the way to her heart is through seafood #Monsterdon

"that's hardly relevant"!!!??? okay, this chump can get tentacled too. #monsterdon

Since when is permission relevant?
#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

speedrun love triangle, apparently? #monsterdon

"He's such a sexist prig! Why did you say yes?"
"Because he is hot and I am weak."

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

"...what's going on here?"
"Pete's being a douche, as usual."
"Oh, right."

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

pete and repeat can both go fuck themselves, ngl

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

I guess I missed the part where this guy was appealing. #monsterdon. #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

They were from different worlds. He was a lonely sub commander. She, a lonely, world class biologist. #Monsterdon

harghargharg peeeete #monsterdon

Jeeze Pete, blowing cigarette smoke across the table while eating

#Monsterdon

The monster looks so damn cool. I love Harryhausen
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

No means No, navy guy #monsterdon

It's not often that one person's work is the only reason to see a film. This is one of those times. #monsterdon

"What kinda stuff?"
"Like a rubber stuff."
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Pete, you're not a man. You're a box turtle. #Monsterdon

GROSS #monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

Oh Pete, I'd never accuse you of being a man.

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Navy gogetter and stuff i believe. #monsterdon

I got three possible bingos and all need two more to hit
#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow hah I see what you did there

#Monsterdon

Pete needs to be introduced to a hungry tentacle.

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

#monsterdon Wow, the captain knew his stuff. I would have thought abandoning ship was the wrong move.

okay what is _with_ these three #monsterdon

i hate these guys and i hope the octopus eats them

#monsterdon

In my day, you had to fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese, not a presumptive attitude and a lobster.

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

I gotta give it to this movie, It did indeed come from beneath the sea, as advertised #monsterdon

#Monsterdon All women can be swayed by offering them lobster in garlic butter.

fucking sexist pigs!!! 🤢

Never pull out with a sub full of seamen. Get in there and get the job done fellas.
So this is another Harryhausen monster movie where it's a shaky script until the monster show up huh? He didn't really have a great movie until color flicks did he?
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

I hate Pete. #Monsterdon

"I'm on a boat!" - The octopus, probably #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

pete has not been swell about everything. #monsterdon

the bong rips and claymation have prepared me for Gromit to show up. #monsterdon

Fantastic Nuclear Squid attack! #Monsterdon

Holy ... those earrings are *huge*

#Monsterdon

@wohali There was even an implication of coffee being served....

#Monsterdon

@yatsu "MY boat!" #monsterdon

Harryhausen making the picture worthwhile as usual :D :D :D #Monsterdon

#monsterdon YES! HERE WE GO!

Nothing like seeing toots about monster activity while an ad plays here #monsterdon

I think the octopus sound is one guy with a microphone in his mouth ASMR. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

This tragedy could have been avoided if only they had had fish geiger counters.

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

#monsterdon Shit, someone actually let Sydney Powell near the kraken enclosure 😞

that was great

#monsterdon

Talking down to a Lady Scientist in a 50s sci-fi movie: DRINK! (heavily...)
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#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
#Monsterdon

indeed very interesting sound design #monsterdon

Listen, are we sure the concept of magnets isn't a lot more scary?
#Monsterdon

my squid brings all the boys to the WATERY DEATH IN THE SEA

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Y-you're jumping INTO the water? Uh... Okay... #Monsterdon

"... giant tentacle rising from the sea! Quick ... jump into the sea!"

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

see, that octopus just wanted to hug a boat. #monsterdon

It’s tentacle o’clock! #monsterdon

Smek smek smek smek smek! #Monsterdon