@jonny silly person- this movie made no attempt at emotional weight!

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Thanks all, didn't love that movie, but you all rock, as always.

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@_m_cubed_ no, in fact I think you have done the opposite of missing anything important

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@peterries

It was made by cutting bits of episodes of the 1970 TV series UFO together.

So made 7 years before Star Wars.

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@_m_cubed_

Nope!

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I'm very grateful that is over.
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@gblues don';t we all?

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I'm trying to imagine that SkyDiver Captain ironing(?) and putting on his mesh uniform shirt in the morning, checking out how hairy he looks in the mirror, and maybe shaving his chest.

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Movies like this are feeded on AI everyday.
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I’m asking myself, was that an abrupt ending? Debatable.
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#monsterdon "keep watching the skies!"

@peterries It is not. The TV series was made in 1970. This edit-together into a fake "movie" was done in 1980.

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I'm staying tuned into @miru@social.miyaku.media for a double feature of #theyCameFromBeyondSpace1967 #Monsterdon

@jonny The speech was extra weird because there was no similar prologue and it related to no theme in the movie.

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1980?!? This was made after Star Wars and still looked like that? How??!?

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OK so "UFO" the series started to autoplay on Tubi after that mess, and the opening credits of the first episode already make more sense and are way cooler than the entirety of what we just watched #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@Newpa_Hasai Sometimes we joke about these movies just being, like, scenes that happen to sit next to each other, but Invasion: UFO *really was* #Monsterdon

Thanks, @Cherizilla.

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That was super fucking......boring. Thanks for the company #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.

@dogwelder even though i was 15 minutes late, you aren't allowed to base the emotional weight of a movie around a character that is only seen in the first 15 minutes and never mentioned again #monsterdon

well. there was sort a plot (or three) if you squinted hard enough, but, uh, i guess the miniature work was cool, and the mesh shirts sure were something. there's a credit for Continuity, but i sure couldn't find any. thanks for a great Monsterdon, everybody!

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That movie was entirely vibes and I think I'm okay with that. No plot, only vibes. But LOTS of vibes. Intense vibes. ...FUNKY vibes.

Goodnight #monsterdon! See you next week and follow @Taweret to vote for the weekly movie if you don't already!

I love how many models and mini sets we got in this one. Different than the kaiju movies, but neat.

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Those tubes look so fun to jump into

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was that a movie? the climax where they just destroyed every UFO without a hint of a challenge had a casualty? but we don't knwo who the hell died anyway, so we get a perfunctory 30 second overlaid speech about uh where does the universe begin??? #monsterdon

Well that ended.

I'd say there was some thinning of interest towards the end there. But were they trying to hint with the closeup on the Commander's eyes that maybe he was the fake? Except the subsequent dialogue does not seem to bear that out. #Monsterdon

Didn’t have the budget for fancy fronted closing credits.

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Does Earth have two moons? What is that planetary body in the foreground?
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@skatem Seriously! #Monsterdon

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The Universe. Where did it come from, where did it go?

And they all fucked off into space with Cotton Eyed Joe...

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Thunderbirds are done. #Monsterdon

10/10 aesthetics
??/10 plot (?)

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@jonny I think his sister was the woman at the very beginning of the film, when her two friend got shot she was left there screaming. #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

"Is this the end, or the beginning… of a new TV series, cuz I've got lots of time and Space 1999 has been off the air for a few years at this point!"

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wait back up where were they retracting that coffin into #monsterdon

well, it's cannonically the end, because the run time is up, but like, what??? did any of this make sense? any of it?

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"Your sister had a good heart, so we kept it after the alien who'd stolen it died" #Monsterdon

Aand with that... we've yeeted Invasion: UFO off into space!

Thanks for coming to #monsterdon everyone! Big thanks to @Taweret who runs the show for us, and also to @cherizilla with out-of-town trivia this week! Hopefully @ryan 's gotten the stream back up for those who were partaking.

Be sure to vote tomorrow, and see you next week for more MoNsTeRdOn!!

#monsterdon I could meditate to the sound of those u-foes

#monsterdon where does the universe end, where does it begin, why do they come #invasionyoofo

Thanks, #Monsterdon friends.

I learned a lot about mesh tonight. #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

is this speech moving?

is this audio mastering TERRIBLE?

does this conclude this weeks' #monsterdon ?

Very Gerry Anderson dorm-room bull-session philosophy riff at the end, too. Space: 1999 was full of these.

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His sister? What are we talking about? Who the hell is Peter?
OH GOSH, they are talking about tha t scene in the beginning?
oh, soooo lame!
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So the alien was an ........ Owner of a Lonely Heart.

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@aburka attn all cast: please refrain from taking extra explosions until everybody has gotten one

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now this nehru jacket of his has ZERO buttons it's like they were trying for the right number of buttons as an average over two nehru jackets?

Long finger, got it

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"you wanted to tell me something."

"yes, i'm in love with you. i couldn't stand the thought of you flying out without knowing how i feel about you."

now kiss!

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That last sequence looked like Atari Laser Blast #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

This is an office building lobby.
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Did the aliens kill the AI? If so, kudos space voyagers!

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#monsterdon how does an underwater fuse blow an island from the top down?

Toy Story 🤝 SID

Movies in which Sid gets it in the neck right before the end of the movie.

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I'm imagining a theater full of kids watching this and squirming with excitement and making kapow kapow pyew pyew noises.

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everything is resolved, in which we Do Not Discuss The Clones.

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remember that Stargate SG-1 episode where Daniel meets (and fights) Vala, but his character canonically is an academic not a fighter and she, like, has her hands tied or something, so it's hilariously clumsy and he still gets his ass kicked? the fight choreo in this movie is like that, but unintentional, and bad

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rooting for the youfoes

Who are you? Who was your sister?

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oh no, don't blow up space butler :(

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[artillery fires]

[explosions boom]

[missile fires] [explosions boom]

[laser gun fires] [explosions boom]

[artillery fires] [explosions boom]

[laser guns fire] [explosions boom]

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Skydiver > Skywalker

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[Explosions boom]
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I will not cry if SID gets it. #monsterdon

i am enjoying the model work, at least

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Whoa, moon based rocket launchers?!
You can 't just introduce that and then explode them all?!

I feel like this scene would have been better as the season ending tv episode it was harvested from

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Yes, that IS how we fought in the late '70s / early '80s.

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Flying, Shooting, Exploding.

The End?

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aliens: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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so are those slidechutes we see engineered to plop the person exactly into the pilot's seat in the airplane like a Wallace and Grommit contraption?

Did they lift that beautiful image of Earth from an Apollo mission?

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RE: https://mastodon.online/@WhiteCatTamer/116592829803134952

She tried to warn us
We didn’t listen
Also lol at myself in the alt text for assuming she was an alien
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That sub has a single plane. Is it necessary to mark the slide door with the number 1?

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explosions on the model moon surface

Don't shoot the model! We need that for Space: 1999!

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I'll betcha the guys in the powder blue suits are the same guys in the alien kink jumpsuits. #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

THUNDERBIRDS! GO!

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heading for earth at attack velocity 127, decay 80, sustain 120, release 16

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Look at all those adorable Mega Mans

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This is what happens when you use too much baking soda in your volcano play set.

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@Lazarou load-bearing "almost"

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"SHODAN control to Moon base, bring the movie to some kind of conclusion"

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…

The aliens left a waterproof fuse to their volcano power plant?

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The third through sixth torpedos were the friends we lost along the way

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Tonight, on Battlestar Galactica

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#monsterdon oh no the volcano was full of bullets!

Fire a second torpedo, just in case, our boss is pretty tough. #Monsterdon

She’s very good at it. Exceptional, really.

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Ah, surely THERE is the discotheque.

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Nearsighted guy stays 6 inches from clock.

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Load the tubes and no cut to two big burly men in those mesh shirts, rippling with muscle, loading in the torpedoes? Missed opportunity.

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Underwater flames. Of course.

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Yeah, like there was ever a chance they were gonna kill that character off 9_9

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Cancel that sir. Unexplode the torpedo.

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and that's how the UFO financial bubble burst

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Why is he fighting some random mustache guy clone instead of his own duplicate???
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this is like

the Guy Fleegman of Invasion: UFO

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@Lazarou

A Toho film?

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He's going to knife fight the plot? 😀
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this is the slowest torpedo firing on the history of cinema, If you can call this a movie
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