@Lazarou

A Toho film?

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He's going to knife fight the plot? 😀
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this is the slowest torpedo firing on the history of cinema, If you can call this a movie
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#monsterdon Fight choreography by William Shatner

Now, commander, you face… The Porn Stache!

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YUFOS

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dun dun dun dun DA DA dun dun dun DA

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they only use the in-submarine lift when it's not DRAMATIC, y'know.

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You can own that stylish Italian secticon clock if you want it!

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That's right, spend a few minutes wandering around the limited set to give the sense of spaciousness

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I am in the unenviable position of hoping for something I can legitimately call a 'bedroom scene' for bingo purposes

Did they split the party? #Monsterdon

@floatybirb yes what is happening i'm confused

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BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY MOUSTACHE

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@catzilla You mean domed #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

just, so you know

this means they're effectively running around on the studio soundstage and back lots

THOSE LOOK NOTHING LIKE THIS

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@ottaross

Method!

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Oh! The underwater wonders are going to be a DISCOTHEQUE. I can tell by the swirly rainbow lights.

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I stepped away for a bit. Did the plot appear?
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they've gone a bit too far with the role-playing,

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so wait

is 2FA pronounced "two-fuh"?

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That is some high tech You Fo trickery!

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THIS IS WHY WE USE 2FA

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"Should we try to destroy this fake base?"
"nah."

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You know what they say. "It's two o'clock somewhere!"

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They're committing identity fraud at a MINIMUM #Monsterdon

"It's an older code but it checks out"

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"are WE the aliens?"

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If you're going to wander around a nightclub before they open you should have worn your fishnet shirt. #Monsterdon

literally just messaged my boss to ask if the file i've been waiting on is ready yet, that's how boring this movie is

edit: it's not ready yet.

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[uneasy music]

Me too, music, me too

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so these doors open by poking the edge with a dagger?

What's crazy is there are like 5 minutes left and nothing has happened yet.

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They've gone all they way through to the other side of the movie. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

you heard him folks! 53 minutes to go! okay like 20 but it’s gonna feel like 53! #monsterdon

they must have had so much fun building sets for this thing

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I'm pretty sure you shoudn't survive going from a deep dive to what seems a normal atmosphere. Even though it has blinky walls
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@saucerlost

Definitely daft, not very punk

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Nothing stealthier than a wetsuit.
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"Meet you in 45 minutes."

quite a while later:

"53 minutes to go."

:manyQuestions:

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Are they being stalked by a piccolo #Monsterdon

Suddenly it's The Abyss #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

It’s a sphincter

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@_L1vY_ I used https://archive.org/details/invasion-ufo

No commercials. #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

Tonight, on the Prisoner

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I wonder if the uniforms are a rank thing? Like you start with fishnets, but each level of advancement brings a new thread to weave in. With enough advancement comes a full sweater.

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wait I've seen this movie.

Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, and Sam L Jackson gonna come out of that dome with Mind Powers

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which will end sooner: this dreadful movie or my whisky soda?

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This movie doesn't feel like there's only 15 minutes left.

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Pondering the orb underwater #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

"Aliens have built a thing. We could try to blow it up, but let's go swim around it instead."

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Diving sequences are the drum solos of movies. I'm sure it's all very impressive but I'm falling asleep over here. #Monsterdon

@jsadow absolutely nothing has happened in this movie except the vehicles, the costumes, and the wigs. we have to evaluate the movie against the things that the creators thought was important, and plot, setting, and political message are not in that set #monsterdon

Anybody else have those plastic divers that were powered by I think an aspirin?

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Did you know that light can pass through water. #Monsterdon

I thought that girl was an officer, but they still make her serve them coffee.
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I can’t make you wear the wig. But I can still make you get coffee. #Monsterdon

It's like a big underwater zit. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

Her uniform isn’t distracting in the slightest.

They keep crashing into things because submarining is hard, that’s all.

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why does his nehru jacket have so so so so many buttons?

This movie is the longest 97 minutes of my life.
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Nice, send fishnet lady out for coffee.

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underwater action scene made better by cute little models of the divers

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WE HAVE COFFEE SIGN #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ wait- there was a plot? #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

see, it's an egg. i TOLD you, this is how Godzilla got to earth!

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#monsterdon me, joining in: yes I agree I also wonder what Skydiver will find at the end of that cable

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That fishnet shirt on the woman was a choice..

A good choice.. 😱

The UFOs were laying underwater cables to Netflix & chill #Monsterdon

@Lazarou
If you knew what they knew.... 😬

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@Newpa_Hasai we can only hope

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"I've got the island in frame, sir."

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#monsterdon Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you're still saying "Yoofo" #invasionyoofo

Evasive action to avoid the three degree temperature rise!

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So the submarine's "evasive action" is apparently just slowing down? I mean, I get that it's hard, but still....

#monsterdon

“…Evasive action!!”
ship comes to a complete stop
"I said ... oh, never mind."

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Ten seconds of periscope clearing water. THRILLING!

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Oh but what is exactly happening? #monsterdon

Straker has a closet full of those overalls. Different colors, with matching turtlenecks. He’s very fancy, yet utilitarian.

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Where's Godzilla when you need him, geez

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What exactly is everyone trying to accomplish at this point?

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Do you think if the submarine gets stranded they are trained to fish with their net shirts?
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I wonder what the purple hair is up to

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I continue to be Not Okay with these fishnet tops.

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Oh man, hole punch ticker tape, I love it when Space Future Tech uses stuff from sixty years ago :D #Monsterdon

This movie is a test for optimism. If you still think it's going to start making sense, you test positive.
#monsterdon

Hey, some 9 track tapes! I have spent the better part of my spare time the last couple of months dumping a pile of those from an estate sale.

If you'd like to know more, hit me up after #monsterdon !

dude

just because you're in a sub doesn't mean you have to wear fishnet shirts.

It doesn't work for you

#monsterdon

the "I know this guy from somewhere, I'm sure of it" levels are increasing

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Yoofo attacks ship because reasons?
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Who sunk my battleship?
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It has to be said that the models are actually really very good. Like that ship had some actual weight to it. #Monsterdon

So now the aliens are becoming pirates. #Monsterdon

Is that Monster Island?

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the wreck of the you-foe fitzgerald.

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I bet Godzilla gets blamed for this. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

monster of the deep? yongary?! #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket alas!

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Just flying underwater next to a ship because… nm.

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So the aliens just kind of chilled for 10 years while they built out the Shadow infrastructure?

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