#Monsterdon

Philbrimk was Mime #1 in Easy Rider. I can't find a picture.

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may i have a hall pass i'd like to be excused from this planet

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

This is the best holodeck episode ever #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

This is not okay. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@miriamrobern @springdiesel @lytta @Lazarou Dialog generated by AI might even be an improvement #monsterdon

Here comes the racism!

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:/ #Monsterdon

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Indians = Audience #monsterdon

oh buoy, here we fucking go #monsterdon

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Oh no but there are beautiful horsies with these horrifying 'Injun' stereotype!

Everyone who was involved in making this #Monsterdon should be space-martialed

Ah here we go. Some refreshing racism.

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Aaaah, NOW the racism. #Monsterdon

*looks directly into the camera* SPACE HELMET!?!?!? #monsterdon

Breaking the 4th wall...these guys invented EVERYTHING!!!!

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Colonel AWOL's secretary is the only tolerable human in this whole thing

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Space Commander Travis is my favourite Space Commander.

#monsterdon #Blakes7

"I wouldn't mind being conquered by you"

hrm...

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@Newpa_Hasai@mastodon.social I'm a goner, but you have a chance. Save yourself!

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

SPACE PALS TO THE END is as close as they've got to funny.

Sooo close. But such laggy pacing.

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@Lazarou

Yes. It's a very deep film...

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@diazona just as well comedy doesn't rely on.....oh.....

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@Lazarou No part of this movie understands proper timing

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Well people, this movie has beaten me. I'm gonna sleep.
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Wait.. are Prof Pune and Dr Tanga “Star creatures” or are the vegimen? Or both? #invasionofthestarcreatures #monsterdon

Why is the Colonel not concerned about all the other men who are missing?

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GO TEAM FUCKHEADS!

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 This movie is as accurate about the military as Swordfish is about hacking.

If only someone would have a hankering for a coffee #Monsterdon #Coffee

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@Taweret I lost your post in the tootstorm, but I think whoever is distorting the voting is just getting mean now as evidenced by this movie.

What did we ever do to them?

@Lazarou oh please let it happen #TeamMonster

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It was too much to hope that we were done watching the Colonel #monsterdon

i think Penn got charmed by the Vegimen. #monsterdon

I was gonna be mad about that loud, high-pitched beeping, but it meant a full minute without either of these crackheads speaking, so #Monsterdon

Prancing carrot creatures from space.

I guess that's a thing.

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Even the Stooges would be embarrassed by this

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We could make a funnier, more action-packed movie than this

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Now that we've gotten a closer look at the monsters - they're wearing burlap bags over their heads with what looks like multiple dicks stuck to them.

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Goofass is laughing like Daffy Duck #monsterdon

I just feel sorry for the actors, now. And the crew. And us.

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Woody the Woodpecker laugh LOL

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The woefully unskilled flirting is the only thing I can relate to in this movie

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#monsterdon fuck you, tree branch

that's it i'm dropping this movie
you all are on your own #Monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

I'm going to assume they were discussing quantum physics and say yes. #monsterdon

Wow, this is *amazingly* bad.

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

*carrot monsters pick up suspiciously round, suspiciously papier maché-looking boulders and toss them back uphill at our two idiotic protagonists*

OK this means we get to call our beloved carrot monsters Sisyphus, it's in the rules

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And why did the one guy decide to do his Edward G. Robinson impersonation there?

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I feel like the vegetable monsters are another case of "enemy who can be defeated by a brisk walking pace."

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

@amyfou Mr Kyle, your agonizer please! #MonsterDon

That boulder went "boing"

Oh, I might have laughed. Now I feel dirty.

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Aaaah, splendor in the grass... #Monsterdon

The brief moments of intelligence make the rest of it even worse.

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Anybody else thinking Buster Keaton in 7 Chances?
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demerits to the sound effect guy

Dr. Poona and Tanga's real voices are terrifying

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Ok, the Space Ladies kinda nailed it about us murdering our planet.

Edit: Oh, they have slaves and kill them as an example. I am no longer #TeamMonster

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Gah - those are the fakest looking rocks I've ever seen. Paper-mache over rattan hoops.

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Dude has some eyebrows .

They lost a stooge along the way

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@sealawyer I know, can't it just end abruptly with some rocks rolling down a hill.

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Paper mache boulders!

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I wonder if the rules of the Bechedel Test allow counting a conversation in an alien language where you can't tell what is being discussed 😂

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#monsterdon I don't want to be around when they figure out we're gone. Pbbbbbt.

BINGO!

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“Those lips of yours are gonna be classified as top security!”

Ah, that’s why they say “loose lips sink ships.”

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okay, the creepy alien voices is a concept i do with more movies explored. #monsterdon

Are they wrestlers for real? That throw looked real.

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@riedlr figures #monsterdon

They speak authentic garbage disposal. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Oh, that audio sequence was famously sampled by Einstürzende Neubauten.

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Ugh, the ad breaks are knocking me out of sync.

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Fire gooood

Friend baaaaad

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I will kiss the girl from Venus, for science #monsterdon

@jonny Tall ladies did seem to be some sort of mid-century modern fetish didn't it? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, this one is something special. "Make like Sinatra", "Not THAT Sinatra!"

carrying around a half-smoked cigar loose in a chest pocket all the time would make you the stinkiest motherfucker of all time #monsterdon

it's nice to have a smart boyfriend. #monsterdon

is the other one pinky?

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@jonny I'm assuming the actresses are pro wrestlers, like in the Aztec mummy movies #monsterdon

Like most things in this movie, the comedic reuse of the cave set just comes across as cheap.

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@steggy 0% chance these guys are going to be balling any time soon #monsterdon

"GIR, I feel I now know enough about human affection. I hate it! Especially the part with the beans!"

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Bingo!

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"Terrible kissing", check

(plus everything in this movie is de facto terrible by association)

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Bechtel test - heeeeeeeere we go... #FeminineMystiqueIsAlien #BirthofModernToxicMasculinity
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They totally zapped the wrong clowns.

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That kiss made Ross and Rachael look like siblings. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I finally had to mute. I don't want my headache to come back.

i thought my suspension of disbelief couldn't get any more un-suspended

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yes yes yes

you will kiss the girl from venus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXCpTEwclgk

flowers die and so will you

but not soon enough for me

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

"Crush me giantress, I am scum"

More. Use them like shoes....

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Pvt. Philbrick is embarrassing *everyone* #monsterdon

#monsterdon "If embrace is part of love, then it must be painful"

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lol, that's not 'love', that's sexual assault

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I wonder why Philbrink and Pum didn't go on to have a career in comedy.

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What is love? Baby don't hurt me.. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

"You're confused. We're taking *you* away."

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