I assume they are going to acknowledge the assistance of the US Army in the making of this movie

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The only reasons i'm not more offended than i am amused are because (1) i knew what i was getting into i was warned by the little box at the beginning; and (2) i am really, really high and every time i remember the plant creatures i giggle uncontrollably

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oh for FU—

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The American merit system.

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Warshington

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[Whistling]

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That was definitely queer. #Monsterdon

Nice, some good ole sexism to balance the racism

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General Rank?

This is literally the laziest movie ever

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oh god

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"this is a proud day for fort nicholson"
the day when it gets nuked from orbit? pretty please??? #monsterdon

Lmao they said the quiet part loud! G'night folks

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I'm just gonna think about better things this reminds me of, like when Cypher from X-Men got a giant wife.

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So, they don't know how humans kiss?

The guys, I mean.

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the USA sucks #monsterdon

Yes! Beat them to death!

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Like slaves?!?!?! #Monsterdon

I could have written this in 1963 (You'd be 2) I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS #MonsterDon

Oof. Al & Tipper had more chemistry than these four. #Monsterdon

oh no oh god

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We are at your mercy... as have we been for one hour nine minutes and thirty-five seconds

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#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

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Did you enjoy the film?

"Three cheers for the crafts department and their fake boulders!" #monsterdon don

NOOOO, KILL THEM! PLEASE KILL THEM, I'M BEGGING YOU #Monsterdon

I'm gonna kill these people. I know they're all dead by now. but Ill bring them back to life just to kill them if I have to

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Oh, please beat them up giant space lady.

They deserve it!

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Make them hurt! #Monsterdon

Yes! Hit them MORE! #Monsterdon

Oh no, I guess Professor Tanga will have to punish me now. #Monsterdon

oh no

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oh no there is racism in the amazon version oh no

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@riedlr @bstacey WHERE IS THE LITTLE TADPOLE BUDDY, WE NEED THEM

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Plot twist is, those controls don't do anything, they're fiddling with the alien equivalent of a busy board for toddlers. #Monsterdon

im going to fucking kill somoene

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At least there's only 10 more minutes... :welp:

Everyone involved in this movie needs to be space-martialed #monsterdon

I wish there were more weird sounding alien languages coming from obviously human mouths, feels like a tribute to dear old David Lynch...

Please, lets move on from those Racial caricatures, please for the love of what's left of this century, please...

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Wow, just when I thought this movie had found its level of badness.

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@Lazarou It's easy to forget nowadays that we have actually managed to make a little social progress in the last sixty years #monsterdon

@SordidAmok I'd say there's plenty of offense to go around, every part of the movie can have some

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its still.... its still going

i dont... i dont think i can do this. i think im too weak.

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the ethnic caricature is out-acting the leads and has significantly better comedic timing. just. we're all seeing this, right?

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I stopped watching, and my soul is lightened to the point where I may be escaping samsara. Good luck to anyone who continues!

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

Seems that the Star Creature language effect was produced by having the actors speak into one end of a vacuum cleaner hose with the mic at the other end #monsterdon

Tell me you've never smoked weed without telling me you've never smoked weed. #monsterdon

I think she is trying to tune in a better movie by moving that pointer around.

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I hope the space women turn this planet into Dippin' Dots. #Monsterdon

Re-arranging the shipping containers on the starship.

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it just keeps cutting to the ladies standing around bored while the racism happens

much like the audience

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It just goes on and on. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Finally, some redeeming intercultural communication

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#InvastionOfTheStarCreatures was the first movie in a double feature that ended with The Brain That Wouldn't Die,
which clearly described anyone who made it through the initial movie.

Quite a date night.

@Lazarou It was made not that long after The Lone Ranger was on TV so... #monsterdon

Please let's move on from the racial stereotypes, please.....

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'Stop that spaceship before it takes off and comes here to destroy the earth."

?
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Look, a little marijuana could only help make the film be over faster.

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@Lazarou @miriamrobern @springdiesel @lytta O Brave New World #monsterdon

Is this even the same movie anymore?

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I'm pining so hard for a movie that is only as bad as Krull.
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y'know i was wrong about the script the real monster was this entire movie all along

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thanks, amazon

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So everyone's in the Space Masons (Spaceons) it turns out

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Philbrimk was Mime #1 in Easy Rider. I can't find a picture.

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may i have a hall pass i'd like to be excused from this planet

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

This is the best holodeck episode ever #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

This is not okay. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@miriamrobern @springdiesel @lytta @Lazarou Dialog generated by AI might even be an improvement #monsterdon

Here comes the racism!

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:/ #Monsterdon

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Indians = Audience #monsterdon

oh buoy, here we fucking go #monsterdon

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Oh no but there are beautiful horsies with these horrifying 'Injun' stereotype!

Everyone who was involved in making this #Monsterdon should be space-martialed

Aaaand there's the racism.
took their sweet time, didn't they?

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Ah here we go. Some refreshing racism.

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Aaaah, NOW the racism. #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai

only if you like DEEP HURTING

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*looks directly into the camera* SPACE HELMET!?!?!? #monsterdon

Breaking the 4th wall...these guys invented EVERYTHING!!!!

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Colonel AWOL's secretary is the only tolerable human in this whole thing

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Colonel AWOL. I love it.

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Space Commander Travis is my favourite Space Commander.

#monsterdon #Blakes7

"I wouldn't mind being conquered by you"

hrm...

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@Newpa_Hasai@mastodon.social I'm a goner, but you have a chance. Save yourself!

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

SPACE PALS TO THE END is as close as they've got to funny.

Sooo close. But such laggy pacing.

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@Lazarou

Yes. It's a very deep film...

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@diazona just as well comedy doesn't rely on.....oh.....

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@Newpa_Hasai Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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@Lazarou No part of this movie understands proper timing

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Well people, this movie has beaten me. I'm gonna sleep.
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Why is the Colonel not concerned about all the other men who are missing?

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GO TEAM FUCKHEADS!

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 This movie is as accurate about the military as Swordfish is about hacking.

If only someone would have a hankering for a coffee #Monsterdon #Coffee

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@Taweret I lost your post in the tootstorm, but I think whoever is distorting the voting is just getting mean now as evidenced by this movie.

What did we ever do to them?

Fun fact!

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was directly inspired by these tree fighting scenes

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