@RufusJCooter @Lazarou Even that was a ripoff of someone else. Let me look it up, but - the comedian is in the original The Producers

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good lord that forum thread is over 100 posts long and spans 14 years #monsterdon

@Lazarou We did get the stereotype of the... army sergeant beatnik?

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@ramsey @davesdogmaggie You mean that domain is available? [checks] It is! #monsterdon

@floatybirb lol...and it went on for so long too! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow @Lazarou Godmonster....good times <sniff> #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie In my defense, there is no "Star Creatures dot Social" website where the movie posts and tells me exactly what to expect when it wins.

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@Zerofactorial @Lazarou @RobynGoodfellow oh I wouldn't go that far

that's some baby with the bathwater right there

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@Lazarou @RobynGoodfellow Let us resolve we shall only pick non-stinkers henceforth #monsterdon

“Total garbage.” - Lloyd Kaufman. #Monsterdon

I can't even write a wrap-up toot, my brain is too broken

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! Never has it been so patently obvious that the quality of the movie and the quality of the viewing experience are not correlated.

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🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this grueling gaffe! I understand that others voted for it.

and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite: The hero is an ass.

And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: We have bonded over the shared trauma of watching this movie, and with the knowledge that there is not a palate cleanser in the world that will help us.

🚨 Reminder: There is cool Monsterdon Gear here!:

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@lytta @Lazarou

And at least, you don't have to show your face, while associating with this production... :kermit:

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This movie just admitted marriage is slavery, it's too woke #monsterdon

O pointy boobs
O pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy nointy

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Apologies to Steve Martin

@eigen @moira

... so we're not all SPACE PALS now? *sob*
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@allanb The Intro music is nice ear bleach #monsterdon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poi-qvJ-9mY

Dr. Puna, the blonde? Still alive

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So they bumbled around and accidentally dispatched the star creatures ship and foiled the plans of the tall ladies and tree men and seduced the ladies and effed off in a fancy car

THE END

Can't say I enjoyed the gratuitous racism (sounds like I picked the worst edit of this #Monsterdon ) but it is certainly a product if it's time. Otherwise it would've been OK I suppose. Don't blame me I voted for the Yeti!

Thanks for hosting again @Taweret I still had some fun riffing on it at moments nonetheless!

This scene is what the inside of my brain looks like #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

@miriamrobern At least somebody had some sense in connection with this whole thing

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IMDB says this was originally part of a double bill with The Brain That Wouldn't Die. You know what that means for #monsterdon , right?

@MCDuncanLab Some #monsterdon movies make me feel dumber in a pleasant way but this was more in an unpleasant way.

@miriamrobern wow....bleak.

Classic Monsterdon!

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#Monsterdon subtitles: "(jolly music)"
"(sizzling)"

"Can I get my money back?" #monsterdon (We watched on tubi for free....)

I wouldn't say that Dolores Reed put in a stellar performance but less awful than the rest of these actors maybe? #monsterdon

@floatybirb Wait, what movie _does_ get a 1?

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@allanb This calls for a palate power-washer

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We're really going to have to pick a better one next week. I think we have paid sufficiently for getting a too-good film with "The Stepford Wives"...

@Taweret Hopefully it is not another ten minutes of extra offensive first nations dancing.

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These guys were just smoking cigars but can't handle pipe tobacco lol #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Well I'm definitely not thinking about any OTHER pain at the moment so.. mission accomplished? Thanks once again to @Taweret for hosting. The flicks can only get better from here... right? #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Wow. Well that #monsterdon was certainly something.

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Well, the good news is I haven't watched "Groundhog Day" yet, and that'll make a good palate cleanser.

The moral of the story is that the #monsterdonalert voting must be rigged or something, and it might make sense not to accept next week's results #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial bah, I'm GenX, my body is already equal parts lead, asbestos, and microplastics. #EatTheRich #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne @Taweret

THE END except for those watching on amazon which has the extended tv cut #monsterdon

@Taweret What happens in the extra sequence if I dare ask?

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@SordidAmok I got here first! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #MonsterDon

Electric wife guy

#invasionofthestarcreatures #monsterdon

it's
The
end

wtf capitalization?

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Kissing is supposed to feel like a bug zapper

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@Taweret oh shit you must have the longer version. i'm so sorry. "For television syndication, a 10-minute sequence was added, bringing the film's running time to 80 minutes" (wikipedia) #monsterdon

I assume they are going to acknowledge the assistance of the US Army in the making of this movie

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oh for FU—

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The American merit system.

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Warshington

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[Whistling]

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That was definitely queer. #Monsterdon

General Rank?

This is literally the laziest movie ever

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oh god

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"this is a proud day for fort nicholson"
the day when it gets nuked from orbit? pretty please??? #monsterdon

Lmao they said the quiet part loud! G'night folks

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I'm just gonna think about better things this reminds me of, like when Cypher from X-Men got a giant wife.

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So, they don't know how humans kiss?

The guys, I mean.

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the USA sucks #monsterdon

Yes! Beat them to death!

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Like slaves?!?!?! #Monsterdon

I could have written this in 1963 (You'd be 2) I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS #MonsterDon

Oof. Al & Tipper had more chemistry than these four. #Monsterdon

oh no oh god

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We are at your mercy... as have we been for one hour nine minutes and thirty-five seconds

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#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

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"Three cheers for the crafts department and their fake boulders!" #monsterdon don

I'm gonna kill these people. I know they're all dead by now. but Ill bring them back to life just to kill them if I have to

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Make them hurt! #Monsterdon

Yes! Hit them MORE! #Monsterdon

Oh no, I guess Professor Tanga will have to punish me now. #Monsterdon

oh no

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oh no there is racism in the amazon version oh no

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@riedlr @bstacey WHERE IS THE LITTLE TADPOLE BUDDY, WE NEED THEM

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Plot twist is, those controls don't do anything, they're fiddling with the alien equivalent of a busy board for toddlers. #Monsterdon

im going to fucking kill somoene

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At least there's only 10 more minutes... :welp:

Wow, just when I thought this movie had found its level of badness.

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@Lazarou It's easy to forget nowadays that we have actually managed to make a little social progress in the last sixty years #monsterdon

@SordidAmok I'd say there's plenty of offense to go around, every part of the movie can have some

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the ethnic caricature is out-acting the leads and has significantly better comedic timing. just. we're all seeing this, right?

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I stopped watching, and my soul is lightened to the point where I may be escaping samsara. Good luck to anyone who continues!

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

Seems that the Star Creature language effect was produced by having the actors speak into one end of a vacuum cleaner hose with the mic at the other end #monsterdon

Tell me you've never smoked weed without telling me you've never smoked weed. #monsterdon

I think she is trying to tune in a better movie by moving that pointer around.

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I hope the space women turn this planet into Dippin' Dots. #Monsterdon

Re-arranging the shipping containers on the starship.

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it just keeps cutting to the ladies standing around bored while the racism happens

much like the audience

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It just goes on and on. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Finally, some redeeming intercultural communication

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#InvastionOfTheStarCreatures was the first movie in a double feature that ended with The Brain That Wouldn't Die,
which clearly described anyone who made it through the initial movie.

Quite a date night.

@Lazarou It was made not that long after The Lone Ranger was on TV so... #monsterdon

Please let's move on from the racial stereotypes, please.....

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'Stop that spaceship before it takes off and comes here to destroy the earth."

?
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Look, a little marijuana could only help make the film be over faster.

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@Lazarou @miriamrobern @springdiesel @lytta O Brave New World #monsterdon

Is this even the same movie anymore?

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I'm pining so hard for a movie that is only as bad as Krull.
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y'know i was wrong about the script the real monster was this entire movie all along

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

thanks, amazon

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So everyone's in the Space Masons (Spaceons) it turns out

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