Holy racism. Are they gonna bring in more races for mistreatment? Or devote it all to Native Americans?

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#monsterdon you know what would improve this movie right now?

piranhas

Props to @bstacey

I wish there were more weird sounding alien languages coming from obviously human mouths, feels like a tribute to dear old David Lynch...

Please, lets move on from those Racial caricatures, please for the love of what's left of this century, please...

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Puna and Tanga are the space doms last names and that should have been enough to set proper expectations of this movie. If you’re disappointed you have only yourself to blame. #Monsterdon

If they were actually high when they made this movie they would have made a much better movie.

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How is there still 12 minutes‽
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What the fuck is happening?

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what am I watching

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#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

remember: it's too early for hippies, but it's not too early for pot.

(it's never too early for pot)

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

@diazona lol "did we all get high after meeting some lads in the park?"

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@Lazarou Pretty sure the movie also forgot the main plot

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Kill them!

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This movie feels like it was made in the 90s by high schoolers who watched too much Monty Python.

So my friends. What I'm saying is it feels like it was made by my friends, as teenagers.

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the worst thing is they probably thought this depiction of Native Americans was progressive...

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Why do they have to stop the rocket???

Just let them leave! I WISH I COULD LEAVE!

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I was hoping against hope the Native Americans would have the sense to kill the rest of these guys and take over the movie and maybe turn it into something less terrible

but nope

it got worse

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White folk in America, whose the real Invader from Beyond? Hmmmmm

Did the colonel just say "the White man won the west?!"

They have every right to kill the white folk now.

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@Taweret Yeah I think you avoided the racism.

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how much better would this movie be if all these native americans just slaughtered these white guys and then exited stage left. #monsterdon

Oh no. Oh no. #monsterdon

Philbrick, Robert Ball, was also in Easy Rider. Penn, Frank Ray Perilli, was in Dracula's Dog, which wasn't as famous as Easy Rider.

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@springdiesel @lytta @Lazarou I think it was just done by film editing #monsterdon

This is just a Beetle Bailey comic

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@Newpa_Hasai Once you understand that this is the 1962 version of Spaceballs or Galaxy Quest or Airplane, it's not that bad. It's bad. But you gotta put it in context.

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Oh my gods, this scene is the cringiest #TheWritersBarelyDisguisedFetish we've had yet.

#Monsterdon better not awaken something inside me. Again.

Got interrupted, is it worth finishing the movie?

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OMG! They're both members of the cereal box ring club.

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Please stop these men from speaking. #Monsterdon

@jadebees yup—and real unrehearsed #monsterdon

He seems like a Sec Def candidate tbh. #Monsterdon

There's still 20 minutes left #Monsterdon

This movie is a prequel to Veggie Tales? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou honestly i was thinking it looks like it would be fun to be a vegiman

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sluggaaaaa

myaaa seee sluggaaaaa

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This feels like a "one take" movie

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#monsterdon This movie could have been improved by amusing intertextuality with Stepford Wives and Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

The Vegemen are the best part of this movie. I mean, I like the giant women too.

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@Lazarou nothing about this movie rocks ar ar ar ar ar ar help me god help me tell my outie i want to resign

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I still have no idea which one is Penn and which is Teller, er I mean Philbrick #monsterdon

Is that violin or theremin?

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Ya know. Maybe #Monsterdon is better when you don't watch the bad movie and only read the reactions to the horrors human eyes were not meant to see and words no one was meant to hear.

Hahahahahaha! He pushed one of the boulders too easily, and then made a face, bit his fingers, and kept going.

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I feel like the boulder rolling scene is satirizing Star Trek TOS long before that series even aired #monsterdon

one must imagine Sisyphus happy #monsterdon

this scene needs a coyote

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dude shut the fuck up

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So they are Bene Gesserit? #Monsterdon

They speak Klingon!

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their native language is AWESOME #monsterdon

Useless trivia: dude with the eyebrows co-wrote ALLIGATOR (1980) with John Sayles (PIRANHA). #monsterdon

The dialog in Star Creature language is probably a Bechdel pass #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 "Let's go, brain." The best advice so far.

Legitimately shocked that these bozos are working out an idea to get out of this cave

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"I'm gonna try for the Olympics as a marathon runner" *immediately lights cigar* #monsterdon

@msh

They needed to use every inch of film they shot...and it is still only an hour.

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I have news for you, dude. This is not kissing.

Like Cyberpunk 2077 had more realistic kissing.

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I've seen some unsexy screen kisses in my time....

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is men being way shorter than women like very funny in 1962 or something or why are they so gigantic #monsterdon

yeah, jeez dude, you already have a "roommate," and now you're cheating on him right in front of him. how rude. #monsterdon

You all are embarrassing me
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Personally, I'm enjoying this 1,000x more than the Bee Girls.

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Kill him!

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Wow what a great female wrestler you'd make!

Yeah, and then she could fight an Aztec mummy.
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yeah, is there a mummy she could wrestle? that would definitely be a better movie. #monsterdon

Careful, it could be a booby trap

I'll show myself out again...

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Sinatra! I know that reference!

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Were these all first takes?

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Maybe we should watch Piranha again

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the vegetable monsters remind me of David S Pumpkins' backup dancers #monsterdon

....ooff Vegiman oppressors!

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I think this might be a Cagney impersonation?

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#Monsterdon The Starship's fanfare was epic!

Oh no the vegemen broke that pre-broken table!!

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#monsterdon Should we wait for the Vegimen to start threeways and spitroasts? No? Perhaps a cutting, or maybe a graft? Teehee.

Reed was reading her lines.

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#monsterdon the aliens' "we're just saving your planet from itself" case gets better all the time, not gonna lie

They're just gonna keep doing the back and forth in the cave gag.

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If you travelled 600 million light years to find a new planet to live on you're being very picky, that's like many galaxies over...

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Ohhhh!!!!! This is where Futurama got it from!!!

Death by Snu Snu!!!

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"That's the first time a salad ever tossed me."

MAKE IT STOP!

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please kill me

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@jsadow A niche I didn't know I had until Monsterdon.

thanks?

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I love when aliens in these movies refer to "your years".

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#monsterdon see, we know that "the brain scanner fails on an empty brain" joke *can* work because Pinky and the Brain did it, in their homage to The Prisoner

I want her to say the name of their device that transfers knowledge again. That was hilarious!

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Oh an electrocofolfloermetiric--maybe this will turn into a musical and there will be the electrocofolfloermetiric song.

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Waiting for him to show up

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POONTANG DO YOU GET IT

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It was the multi-room hallway scene briefly from the French farce genre. Commendable effort not particularly successful

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so anyway, I started blasting #monsterdon

MONSTER CORPSE

I think? I'm not too keen on trusting anything spouted by any of these characters.

Ah, yes, shambling around like a proper rubber suit monster, definitely not dead. Things are looking up!!

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Is this monster a monster or one of the soldiers goofing?

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Did they just have sex? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch There is a disappointing lack of coffee in this movie. Although, at this point in #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 I think we'd all need an Irish Coffee.

Suddenly - picnic!

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This kind of comedy shoud be banned by the Vienna Convention.
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@ottaross I think you could say that about other classic comedies too - like, someone mentioned Airplane, I was also thinking Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther... it's probably only a matter of time before we see a proto-Mr. Bean (maybe that's the silent parts)

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Ugh, could we please have some kind of threat instead of all this very weak physical comedy!

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I think that snake stock footage was used in a bunch of other movies and possibly Manos, correct me if I’m wrong #monsterdon

oh! are these "actors" actually aliens and this is a whole metatextual thing where the aliens are trying to portray humans?

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