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@Taweret I lost your post in the tootstorm, but I think whoever is distorting the voting is just getting mean now as evidenced by this movie.
What did we ever do to them?
Fun fact!
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was directly inspired by these tree fighting scenes
@Lazarou oh please let it happen #TeamMonster
It was too much to hope that we were done watching the Colonel #monsterdon
i think Penn got charmed by the Vegimen. #monsterdon
I was gonna be mad about that loud, high-pitched beeping, but it meant a full minute without either of these crackheads speaking, so #Monsterdon
Even the Stooges would be embarrassed by this
We could make a funnier, more action-packed movie than this
Now that we've gotten a closer look at the monsters - they're wearing burlap bags over their heads with what looks like multiple dicks stuck to them.
Goofass is laughing like Daffy Duck #monsterdon
I just feel sorry for the actors, now. And the crew. And us.
Woody the Woodpecker laugh LOL
The woefully unskilled flirting is the only thing I can relate to in this movie
#monsterdon fuck you, tree branch
that's it i'm dropping this movie
you all are on your own #Monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures
I'm going to assume they were discussing quantum physics and say yes. #monsterdon
Wow, this is *amazingly* bad.
*carrot monsters pick up suspiciously round, suspiciously papier machΓ©-looking boulders and toss them back uphill at our two idiotic protagonists*
OK this means we get to call our beloved carrot monsters Sisyphus, it's in the rules
And why did the one guy decide to do his Edward G. Robinson impersonation there?
I feel like the vegetable monsters are another case of "enemy who can be defeated by a brisk walking pace."
#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon
@amyfou Mr Kyle, your agonizer please! #MonsterDon
Aaaah, splendor in the grass... #Monsterdon
The brief moments of intelligence make the rest of it even worse.
Anybody else thinking Buster Keaton in 7 Chances?
#monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures
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demerits to the sound effect guy
Dr. Poona and Tanga's real voices are terrifying
Ok, the Space Ladies kinda nailed it about us murdering our planet.
Edit: Oh, they have slaves and kill them as an example. I am no longer #TeamMonster
Gah - those are the fakest looking rocks I've ever seen. Paper-mache over rattan hoops.
Dude has some eyebrows .
They lost a stooge along the way
@sealawyer I know, can't it just end abruptly with some rocks rolling down a hill.
Paper mache boulders!
The ladies speaking in their native language without subtitles is a very Star Wars Christmas Special vibe innit? #Monsterdon
I wonder if the rules of the Bechedel Test allow counting a conversation in an alien language where you can't tell what is being discussed π
#monsterdon I don't want to be around when they figure out we're gone. Pbbbbbt.
BINGO!
βThose lips of yours are gonna be classified as top security!β
Ah, thatβs why they say βloose lips sink ships.β
okay, the creepy alien voices is a concept i do with more movies explored. #monsterdon
Are they wrestlers for real? That throw looked real.
@riedlr figures #monsterdon
They speak authentic garbage disposal. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures
Oh, that audio sequence was famously sampled by EinstΓΌrzende Neubauten.
Ugh, the ad breaks are knocking me out of sync.
I will kiss the girl from Venus, for science #monsterdon
@jonny Tall ladies did seem to be some sort of mid-century modern fetish didn't it? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Wow, this one is something special. "Make like Sinatra", "Not THAT Sinatra!"
carrying around a half-smoked cigar loose in a chest pocket all the time would make you the stinkiest motherfucker of all time #monsterdon
it's nice to have a smart boyfriend. #monsterdon
is the other one pinky?
"The way you're going, you'll destroy yourselves in two or three hundred years."
Hah! We can do better than that.
@jonny I'm assuming the actresses are pro wrestlers, like in the Aztec mummy movies #monsterdon
Like most things in this movie, the comedic reuse of the cave set just comes across as cheap.
@SordidAmok me, I'm not asexual _enough_ for this
@steggy 0% chance these guys are going to be balling any time soon #monsterdon
"GIR, I feel I now know enough about human affection. I hate it! Especially the part with the beans!"
"Terrible kissing", check
(plus everything in this movie is de facto terrible by association)
Bechtel test - heeeeeeeere we go... #FeminineMystiqueIsAlien #BirthofModernToxicMasculinity
#monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures
They totally zapped the wrong clowns.
That kiss made Ross and Rachael look like siblings. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I finally had to mute. I don't want my headache to come back.
Just make out #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures
i thought my suspension of disbelief couldn't get any more un-suspended
yes yes yes
you will kiss the girl from venus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXCpTEwclgk
flowers die and so will you
but not soon enough for me
Pvt. Philbrick is embarrassing *everyone* #monsterdon
#monsterdon "If embrace is part of love, then it must be painful"
no comment
lol, that's not 'love', that's sexual assault
I wonder why Philbrink and Pum didn't go on to have a career in comedy.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures
"You're confused. We're taking *you* away."
"...we call that the Aztec Mummy Toss!"
Movie, do you really want us to wish death on these goofballs?
@gnomon But I still prefer them to the army guys
Will these two fuck already!!! #monsterdon
I just went WHAT and had to remember that tossing salad is not just a sex term #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures
#Monsterdon "we had to enslave the vegi-men so they would not overwhelm our culture" π¬
Save me giant star lady. Your take on politics was accurate.
"I feel like death by snu-snu is coming soon." #monsterdon rdon
They hate tables #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures
lotta careless weapon handling here
She should point the ray gun at the movie! #monsterdon
Dance funky carrot, dance
Ah, Buffalo Bills fans
#monsterdon
Itβs βLittle Shop of Horrorsβ.
#monsterdon
gave him that ray-gun slap
what are 'Yard Birds', I know they were a band, but were they also a thing 1962 people thought about a lot?
Like we do with memes?
"The way your world is going it's going to destroy itself in another two or three hundred years."
I mean, they're not wrong.
#monsterdon 2 or 300 years? They overestimate.
Has the offensive part happened yet?
"The way your planet is going, it's going to destroy itself in another two or three hundred years." I love the optimism!
#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon
The star creatures are right and should take over our planet & plus they totally want to be giantess slaves.
The starship fanfare was amusing #monsterdon
Back to the hallway farce again. lol