"...we call that the Aztec Mummy Toss!"

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Movie, do you really want us to wish death on these goofballs?

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@gnomon But I still prefer them to the army guys

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Will these two fuck already!!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "we had to enslave the vegi-men so they would not overwhelm our culture" 😬

"I want to think, and you're... disturbing me..."

OH GOD HERE WE GO

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Save me giant star lady. Your take on politics was accurate.

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"I feel like death by snu-snu is coming soon." #monsterdon rdon

She should point the ray gun at the movie! #monsterdon

Dance funky carrot, dance

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@ramsey @Lazarou That would be like five galactic superclusters away

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Ah, Buffalo Bills fans
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@brooke

ok, the vitameta vegemin reference cracked me right up. well done!

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gave him that ray-gun slap

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what are 'Yard Birds', I know they were a band, but were they also a thing 1962 people thought about a lot?
Like we do with memes?

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"The way your world is going it's going to destroy itself in another two or three hundred years."

I mean, they're not wrong.

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#monsterdon 2 or 300 years? They overestimate.

Has the offensive part happened yet?

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"The way your planet is going, it's going to destroy itself in another two or three hundred years." I love the optimism!

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The star creatures are right and should take over our planet & plus they totally want to be giantess slaves.

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Back to the hallway farce again. lol

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Nowadays we refine vegemen into Vegemite

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the hand plant is wearing Lee Press-On Nails

#80s

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just how drunk and/or high am i supposed to be to enjoy this?

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@Lazarou It's way beyond the local group, for sure.

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"These guys are just like us" Unthinking vegetables. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Behold! The entire prop budget in one scene. #monsterdon

oh fuck, more physical comedy with that one stage they have.....

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@Lazarou Žižek always says that film teaches you how to desire.

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@rebeld In russia, salad... nevermind. #monsterdon

Twinkie the soldier isn’t working for the femdom adaptation of this movie going on in my mind right now. #Monsterdon

"That's the first time a salad ever tossed me!"

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cave gag AGAIN #monsterdon

uh... he seems out of place #monsterdon

This is like a whole film full of people who really wanted to be the Three Stooges but couldn't pull it off. #Monsterdon

Continuity was not in the budget.

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The brain scanner gathers all knowledge and converts it into useless information. In other words, early ChatGPT

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It's completely illogical and infantile. That is the subtitle for the whole damn film. #monsterdon

"Completely illogical and infantile" was this movie's tagline #Monsterdon

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"When it first opened, the film trade magazine Box Office opined: 'What a lot of baloney! Such a waste of time, film and effort. The title was good, but was it a spooky film? Nope! A comedy!! Closed the first night.'" #monsterdon

this nasal voice guy is the worst. i haven't even been watching and the hair on the back of my neck stands up every time he drops a line and it falls dead on the ground like a dead salmon
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@Lazarou Plus they are disdainful giantess scientists which is an extra-niche fetish.

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#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Wait! That movie was better. Bring it back!

a 'finger wave', what is that? Sex?

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I sure hope this brain scan technology is fatal. #monsterdon

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brain machine is not gonna have much to work with

"We can completely assimilate all the knowledge you possess."

Yeah, you're gonna hear a sound like a straw trying to pull up the last of a milkshake. #Monsterdon

"only the information we desire"
i desire none of this.
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You learned English from these military guys' brains and didn't pick up on the word "baby"? This strains credulity

As opposed to everything else in this movie which doesn't even approach credulity

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I gotta hand it to the woman who pulled off "electro hoffala moffa electric" or whatever she said there. That was badass. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ummm... they used a real distance... ah, gobbledegook science, It's... yeah. It's fine. Sure, okay. I don't really want the cast to die, I want them to never have been, like the series finale of Dallas. Fweh.

They came 600 million light years for these cunts?

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…jesus, I didn't realize how high-end Star Trek technobabble actually was…
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As soft porn I think this could work. #Monsterdon

those monster looks like some batman's scarecrow costumes
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looks like her voice was overdubbed?

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OH GODS THE STAR CREATURES ARE ALSO SPEAKING HEP 😭

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There is a chance it could pass the Bechdel Test but my gut says it won't

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oh hey, now we know the scientific term for the translation tissue. #monsterdon

is the high-pitched guy supposed to be like a weird gay stereotype? since he's upset about seeing pretty women while strapped to a table?

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I'm not sure a movie leaning into explanations of stuff being complete nonsense helps

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It's terrible, terrible, terri... ble.

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Kill them!

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"What's so terrible about dreaming about dames?" "He's gay, you dumbshit!" "How would I know?!" "YOU LITERALLY JUST FUCKED HIM."

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omg, leave vital equipment behind to pack a heavy lunch. #monsterdon

Paper mache monsters??

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Terrible monster costumes are only funny when it's not on purpose.
When they're trying to be funny, it's not.

Might as well watch Sharknado III or something..

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It's a forest of Groot's! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

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Torpedo Bras loaded!

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Why oh WHY didn't they put a strap over their mouths? #Monsterdon

@sealawyer Maybe there will be an ending...

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The vegetable monster costumes would be embarrassments in a high school production #monsterdon

These two guys smoking like that look more like they just had sex than they just ate a bunch of rations. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon lol monster suit guy just comes up the rear

"phrasing"

@jsadow @floatybirb Do we go for pizza and Math 201 studies after? #Monsterdon

Okay, those *were* in fact monsters

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In 1979, the film was cited by Harry and Michael Medved in their book The Golden Turkey Awards, a tribute to bad films. Invasion of the Star Creatures was nominated in the category for “The Worst Vegetable Movie of All Time”, with the authors noting the monsters controlled by the Kalar aliens were played by actors wearing carrot costumes.

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dude if you don't stop doing that knock off Costello voice, imma kick you in the nuts

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#monsterdon Heavy metal boxes.

If only Metallica was here to save the film. Or AC/DC.

@allanb I kind of think it might be worse if it were trying to take itself seriously

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oh dang, they fucked

didn't expect that

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Oh good, maybe they'll get killed. #Monsterdon

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finally a STAR CREATURE

but it's not doing anything and these guys are still talking in early sixties hepspeak

#Monsterdon Fred! Wilma! Brad! Janet!

If it's a cat, even I can tell you it's not human because... it's a cat.

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"...what a strange lookin' cat. It's not human."
"No cats are, Einstein."

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#Monsterdon if they use any more hepcat talk

#monsterdon This movie is desperate for Abbot and Costello to show up.

This scene wanted yakkity sax. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Giant radioactive catboy?

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Oh no they are anti-maskers! #Monsterdon

Haha these goofballs are removing their masks under dangerous conditions just to eat!! Can you imagine anyone doing such a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ah, the old "corridor chase" gag, but it's a cave...

The theatrical version (currently on DVD) runs 70 minutes. For television syndication, a 10-minute sequence was added, bringing the film's running time to 80 minutes.

Was it a 10 minute apology? Because if not, it's sadism

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pulling your mask aside for a snack, finally the movie that speaks to my personal experience

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Man oh man nothing makes me guffaw harder than someone eating a chicken while wearing a gas mask. #Monsterdon

finally, a theremin! bout to get some scifi!

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