Sure wonder what those Star Creatures are up to right now.

#monsterdon

also, the colonel has a groucho mustache

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Okay we're started #monsterdon

"only the facts are distorted" lmao

Woman with the gas mask.... I LOVE HER! #MonsterDon

I am laughing neither WITH these guys nor AT them #monsterdon

"You know you'd never pass the 'sanitary' part" - BURN

#Monsterdon

This is like Gomer Pyle meets femdoms from outer space. #Monsterdon

No caterpillers were injured in the making of this man's eyebrows. #monsterdon

Ah burning ass jokes, I hope there's more

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Imagine being in a theater and people are enjoying this

#Monsterdon

And now time for the comedy stylings of Penn And Philbrick*.

*everyone in the audience got tuberculosis and died. #monsterdon

This is like Gomer Pyle humor.

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BOOBERY

i hate him

#monsterdon

Was that wanting to send him to the moon a Honey Mooners reference? What's the timing on that show vs. this movie?

(also that makes it an vague reference to spousal abuse if so)

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His uh... bottom is on fire... #monsterdon

aha there's the third stooge

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philbrick rocketed off screen, turned into a vampire, turned back, and landed in the boss's arms #monsterdon

Sergeant Hepcat, at your service #monsterdon

Officers these days

#Monsterdon

No, _I_ am your sargent, c'mon man.

#Monsterdon

How much am I gonna have to pay to get this guy to stop doing that high-pitched voice? #Monsterdon

This...is an unexpected level of goofy.

#monsterdon

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oh no

Thank goodness this thing doesn't have a laugh track.

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"Jackie Gleason reference...." #monsterdon

These credits are lol. Strong start tonight.

Meanwhile, while I was at work today, #SplendaDaddy dosed his cocoa with some of my "not for retail sale" strength THC concentrate.

It's, like, a 40mg/mL dropper. And he's a fucking lightweight. He's mostly communicating in cave-man grunts, because words are hard 🤣 I think this movie's humor will be perfect for him. Unless he passes out.

Edit: No, this movie is so unfunny even Stupidly Stoned Man isn't laughing.

#Monsterdon

😩 Man! What’s happening here?!

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The mute button is extremely tempting right now. #monsterdon

i want my own metal trash bin to curl up in. looks cozy.

#monsterdon

It looks like an episode of "El Chavo Del Ocho"
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#monsterdon ack! I'm late! I'm already lost. Why is this guy in a can?

Star Wars laser gun garbage cans! #monsterdon

I'm feeling extremely grateful that this is only 70 minutes long #Monsterdon

Was that a Star Wars sound effect? #Monsterdon

@miriamrobern I'm still not sure on whether that's plural or not (I'm overthinking aren't I?) #Monsterdon

I can tell already it's a serious attempt at science fiction. #monsterdon

Why does this movie need dialogue?

#Monsterdon

honestly didn't know chatGPT was turning out cliched crap in 1962 but I guess I learned something today

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[mario tube sound effect]

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At last, a theme emerges. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sooo bad. Not even bad enough to be good. An office saying hey cats?

#Monsterdon this movie came between laika and yuri gagarin o_O

If someone took something I was eating out of my hands and threw it away, I would have them assassinated. #monsterdon

are these guys married or what #monsterdon

Spe-toon-ick ... kinda like Pir-ahn-ya.

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Gomer Pile, USMC, soon to be of the Space Force.

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"These two guys are 18 but they look fifty." #monsterdon

@SRLevine Sure thing, enjoy the show!
#monsterdon

"Things are happening up there!"

More than here, anyway. #Monsterdon

So this is the first few pages of the script labeled "Idiots Deliver Exposition", amirite?

#Monsterdon

@MylesRyden Oh good I thought it was just ... nuthin. #MonsterDon

To the moon!

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The city dump? JP Patches wouldn't hire these guys if he was paid to!

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

"sanitary engineers"
well there's certainly enough trash around here that needs cleaned up.
#monsterdon

Smoking! Now we just need coffee!

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I'm getting the felling that a bad comedy is worse than a bad terror movie.
#monsterdon

Chicks DO go for intellectual guys

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I do find it refreshing that there was apparently a market for low-rent snark against the military in the US in 1962

"It's like Gomer Pyle....." #monsterdon

These guys are channeling Moe and Curly from the Three Stooges.

#Monsterdon

Abbott and Costello join the army

Only 20 years late

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Chekov's No Smoking Sign

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Is this another one of those '"nudie-movie" company tries sci-fi to get a wider audience' movies, like "The Flesh Eaters" and "Rocket Attack U.S.A."?

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PHILBRICK #monsterdon

...*FILLBRICK*??? #Monsterdon

Mmmm hose-soaked sandwiches

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These Abbot and Costello guys are delightful I already like this #Monsterdon

@wohali Going to piggy back off you tonight if you don't mind! (I'll untag you afte rthis thank you post)

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#Monsterdon Dude how are you breathing

Those eyebrows are his secret weapon.
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They start with a hose gag and it's NOT that kinda movie? #MonsterDon

Look movie, these are NOT scientists. Do you see a white lab coat? No. Do you see any bubbling chemicals? No. Do you see a bunsen burner or an erlenmeyer flask? No. Ergo, these are not scientists. #monsterdon

I also wonder what high-paying civilian job they are preparing me for.

#Monsterdon

i have no practice watching stuff where you need to stay watching for the physical comedy. i feel like i'm going to struggle with this one

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jesus, the eyebrows on this guy!

#monsterdon

Oh, "this is humorous" music theme, that's how we're gonna play it huh?

#monsterdon

In the improv community, this is what we call "aggressive object work" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.

can't wait to hear these characters discuss the unusual nicknames baseball players have these days #monsterdon

I wonder if this film provided inspiration for Gomer Pyle.

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Poor guy can't manage his hose

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When are they doing the "Who's on first" gag?

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Starring David Ferrie. #Monsterdon

"We start with 10 minutes of the hose gag then go right into the mistral show." #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@srol Oh good I thought I got a ruined copy, hmm wait. #Monsterdon

Getting real Wackiest Ship in the Navy vibes here. Oh god. >_<

#Monsterdon

I remember Howdy Doody. This guy's no Howdy Doody #monsterdon

aw we got the musical cues and everything

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"Each man here is a hand-picked expert"

Guy: <fails to operate a hose>

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All good movies start with a good hose gag #monsterdon

@ohiofi haha love it

#Monsterdon

Rizzo, from MASH and Gomer Pyle

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I guess this hose is a sign how things will be?

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"...we have our hand picked men on it Mr. Jones. Our ... hand picked ... men."

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You'd figure a hand picked expert would know how to handle his hose LOL #Monsterdon

"what you are about to see is a fib, but it's short." #monsterdon

So this is a Gomer Pyle movie??
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atomic and hydrogen weapons. nothing can go wrong!

#monsterdon

I CAN'T SHUT IT OFF I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS etc etc etc

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon