this narrator sounds like he's about to say "nice space ship ya gots there, would be a shame if anything, ehhh, happened to it" #monsterdon

I like the implication that this guy was hand-picked for his expertise in counting down from 10

#Monsterdon

How many takes d'you think it took to get this shot? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah, a slapstick army comedy. a true americana staple

uhh blinking lights and vacuum tubes! very techie
#monsterdon

Young guys... I won't finish that ... #Monsterdon

"jonathan haze.....a name that will live in Infamy"

#monsterdon

the credits made me laugh a few times, it's too bad the warning message at the start of the film has me completely on edge. #monsterdon

"Hand-picked expert"

"6... 5... 4... what comes next?"

#monsterdon

oh yeah

the pain begins

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

The US is the strongest force for peace in the world?! #Monsterdon

Oh yeah. We're in trouble. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

I love this blast off with the hose! 😆

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#monsterdon

Vacuum cleaner?

Atoms for peace, I guess

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

okay one minute to hose-as-dick joke, i can dig it

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

satire satire satire

We'll have to see whether Dolores Reed deserves two "Wow!"s for her performance in this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm watching you

Credits by Mad Magazine

#Monsterdon

"Working together to build an experiment..."

two men playing air hockey

#monsterdon

Peace, enforced thru boom boom.

#Monsterdon

ASCAB #invasionofthestarcreatures #monsterdon

Bombs for peace!
#Monsterdon

Expert in counting! #monsterdon

A, classic stock footage
#monsterdon

"Man with the Camera"

Ok, don't get technical here buddy

#monsterdon

"This is not those scientists" #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

I think this might be too self-aware for Monsterdon.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

I do enjoy a good Nike Ajax missile farm

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@sean "Man with the Camera: Basil Bradbury" #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures "This is a true story, but the facts have been completely distorted."

I believe (from reading imdb reviews) the content warning is related to stereotypical depictions of Native Americans #monsterdon

ah yes, Ye Olde Film Stock. the best. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "here the world's greatest scientists are hard at work building the world's largest lawn dart"

Not one scientist pictured. #Monsterdon

if there was important text i missed it because of the movie deploying autistic-people-kryptonite

#monsterdon

And we start with a starfield and a very annoying mechanical noise ...

based on "Monsters from Nicholson Mesa"

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Wow—women. And credits for the electronic sounds. (Sounds like a vacuum) #Monsterdon

I can already see that EVERY SCENE is going to be nothing but double entendrés 😂

#Monsterdon

Sorry, no amount of added noise can hoover the suck out of this film

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Never before have I seen "Committed by" in movie credits

Very telling

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Surprising modern credits, actually

what if we just made a grating noise over the opening credits for no reason

#monsterdon

This is a true story.

#Monsterdon

It's that... Apple computer font? From the 90s? Does that make sense

#Monsterdon

(wow!)
(wow! wow!)
#monsterdon

This crew seems self aware... but are they aware that they are self aware?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

This opening credits noise sounds like somebody in the sound crew is just piping in the janitor running the vacuum one office over. 🤔

#Monsterdon

It's #monsterdon time – and we're into ads. Sigh.

@bunnyhero the one that sounds like aircraft engines from far away? Yup

#Monsterdon

"Basil Bradbury" - Ray's cat.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

I see the title audio was recorded live in the hangar of a running L-1011.

#monsterdon

"Man with the camera" Not even going to pretend there was cinematography in this one. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#Monsterdon

This electronic noise guy is the best in the biz.

Ray Bradburry, now that's a name I recognize...

I don't know why.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They got a Bradbury on the crew. (not THAT Bradbury)

@bunnyhero I'm hearing a hair dryer on Tubi too #monsterdon

subtle cold war irony

#Monsterdon

OK this week I am NOT missing out on #Monsterdon !

I for one weclome our Star Creature Overlords! Follow the hashtag if you agree, or filter if you'd rather not I don't mind!

R. I. Diculous 😂

Good start.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Man With The Camera
#Monsterdon

This film is ridiculous! #Monsterdon

binaural beats over the opening credits, an interesting choice #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch is on duty as we begin #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962.

I doubt we’ll be able to outsnark the credits, but god dammit we’re going to try. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Basil Bradbury, the lesser, lesser known cousin of Ray.

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

Oh no it's self-conscious camp!

And yikes, what could these content warnings be about? #Monsterdon

(Wow!)
(Wow! Wow!)

#monsterdon

It took two people to make this AC unit hifi noise? #Monsterdon

"An impossible picture"

yeah just try us

#Monsterdon

Am I listening to electronic noise now?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

wow #monsterdon

"an impossible show" unfortunately not, apparently. #monsterdon

Now we're just going to waiting for the gray box content the entire picture. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Not enough of these people were committed if you ask me

AND I MEAN TO JAIL

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

ok i am HERE for #monsterdon

oh god i need this noise to stop

They should be committed

#monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

R.I. Diculous presents An Impossible Picture.

#Monsterdon

So instead of opening title music, we've got a... vacuum cleaner?

Not auspicious!

#monsterdon

gahhh is that noise on non-youtube copies too?

#monsterdon

yesterday's prejudice is tomorrow's full body retching

#monsterdon

MGM, huh.. #monsterdon

Who's vacuuming during the credits?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #🌟

Is that a pun? #monsterdon

Go Go Go!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

WOOT WOOT, objectionable depictions, here we go.

#monsterdon

Here we go... 🍿🍿🍿
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#MonsterdonAlert

#monsterdon

GO GO GO!!

🥕 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🥕

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon begins!

WE GOT SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEERE SIIIIIIIIIIIIGN

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon