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THE SNAKE did not deserve that and this man is correct

(affronted) That rattlesnake didn't hurt anyone!
(disappointed) That rattlesnake didn't hurt anyone...

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“I never killed anything before” except that line. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon its a BIG HOLE
Buy me dinner before you talk about me and my home like that

HOW LONG CAN WE MILK THIS CHA-CHA JOKE

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@otheorange_tag Don't slander them with this! 😄 #monsterdon

Now getting Monty Python vibes

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This guy has a poster on the wall of himself posing in front of an American flag, that's comedy gold compared to everything else that has happened in the past 13 minutes #monsterdon

I believe the snake was a stock footage reptile #monsterdon

This really makes me appreciate Ed Wood's earnestness and attempts at quality and humour.

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Geiger Jazz!

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@bunnyhero It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

those eyebrows need maintenance.

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I've seen this Monty Python skit! #MonsterDon

This film came out less than a year before "The Pink Panther".

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#Monsterdon like wow!

@amyfou I feel for you lol

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@MylesRyden They blew the budget on the talent #monsterdon

@bunnyhero I definitely wouldn't have made it past the first two minutes 🙄

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i mean, i think that's the joke this movie thinks it's making about a hole with a cave at one end, but i also don't wanna give this movie that kind of credit... #monsterdon

Best qualified eyebrows

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Coming into #monsterdon late but I already love this guy's mustache.

I'm imaging the new Sec of Defense is a lot like this character #Monsterdon

yall really picked one to make me question my dedication to comedic acting #monsterdon

He just grabbed that guys balls. Did not see that coming. #Monsterdon

Is he flirting with the men?

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No budget for a smoke bomb, even?

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#monsterdon this is wild

“You’re the backside of the army” harhar!
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5 mile diameter crater. That's a lot of megatons.

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I am reminded of Kliph Nesteroff (in "The Comedians") recounting how post-WWII there was a generation of terrible 'Army comics', often literally in uniform, appearing in the tons of suburban 'lounges' that opened-up.

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#monsterdon he threw that sound effect so hard it made the camera wobble

So there's a little hole in the big hole, is what I took from that full 5 minutes of exposition

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Getting some use out of the ol' foley library

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@hollie Aw man! I don't have one... a mustache square would've been nice too... #monsterdon

@ottaross I may have to channel my inner child then #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Some movies should have been cartoons.

yeah we've already seen the effects of the private's big cave

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"Do you know what that means - it's a huge hole!"

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This is beat for beat list the opening of Idiocracy.... #monsterdon

Kiester shot! #monsterdon

did this movie just send in a bunch of guys to find the clitoris? i... #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe since i was born more than a decade after this movie was made, i'm assuming i personally can't judge whether any of this would have been funny to an audience at the time

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@helianthropy That seems like the most accurate characterization so far

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I just had the most disturbing premonition that this thing is going to end with these two idiots getting Star Creatures to be their wives.

SOMEBODY PLEASE CONVINCE ME I'M WRONG?

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Hooray for Capt Spaulding!

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Is this the Airplane! of invasion movies?

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I'm reminded a bit of Zucker brothers films, Leslie Nielsen (Police Squad), and Monty Python, and this pre-dates all of them.

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Fucking hell, GUN SAFETY ISN'T A JOKE!

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I think I might have gone to high school with a kid who was inspired to be an actor by this officer.

You know what that means, it's a big hole.

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I take it back, let's watch that film I didn't want to watch a few weeks ago.

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this movie is already making me consider taking up drinking, jesus christ

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“You’re the backside of the Army…” #monsterdon

the vegetable vixens can't come soon enough #monsterdon

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I don't know who this actor is playing the commander, but I do not care for him.

Chekov's gun is a sword #monsterdon

He's gonna do a Teddy from ARsenic & Old Lace! #monsterdon

Who knew we needed a bingo square for eyebrows

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Can we put a monster or two in this movie? AI? We have a job for you shut these clowns up! #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon did he say nuke you luhr

Great Grandpas love shit like this #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

#Monsterdon Look, if you want a new door, just fill out the paperwork.

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Maybe this movie can be a brief broadcast.

Everybody feels shame in this picture. No wage is worth this.

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#Monsterdon the colonel reminds me of the guy with the pimp obsession in idiocracy

Ooof. :/

The only thing worse than a film that thinks its super serious and important is one that tries to be funny and fails. #Monsterdon

they're the butt of the army

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You could slice bread with that mustache

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"which war?"
the one this movie is waging on its audience rn.
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'Burnt feathers', you see, because the singed guy's a 'chicken'.

It's funny…trust me on this.

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Those eyebrows are a nuclear weapon #monsterdon

oh boy, now we got a grumpy guy with a big mustache and glasses, this movie is off the chain #monsterdon

#monsterdon He lost the point, right as he was flogging it. Yeah, this is probably going to be fine since it's self-saucing parody.

#Monsterdon dammit. First site wouldn't play and this one has ads.

*Remembering the comparatively subtle and classy humor of Minilla getting bonked in the head* #monsterdon

the subtitles say [intriguing music] and I could not disagree more #monsterdon

I guess they couldn't afford Groucho Marx, either

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#Monsterdon I'm gonna need more drugs for this movie

CW: drugs

No beating around the bush. Only beating the bush.

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group hug!

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Okay this is funny and also the grandbaby is watching lol #monsterdon

@amyfou Probably rethinking their life choices. #monsterdon

ok, at this point, I want the Star Creatures to wipe out the Earth

roll credits

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What is this music???
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No beating around the bush, oh I'm preeety sure not. #MonsterDon

Why is there a beatnik sergeant....? #monsterdon

I also like a brief briefing.

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I wonder what the star creatures are doing right now.

"we didn't do it"
i can already believe that.
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Is that Borat in the photo? #monsterdon

This is basically how every Three Stooges episode starts.

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#monsterdon Wait, this is actually a movie from 1962, and not an overly earnest student film trying to parody a sci-fi movie from 1962 that doesn't stick the landing?

At least he didn't say "upmost"

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In another era, we’d all be laughing like crazy, but now, meh!
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Okay. The woman putting on a gas mask bit was pretty funny.

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#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Secretary: Yep, something stinks.

@akamran For all I can tell you're better off not knowing

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Wake me when they come up with a new gag of some kind...

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