So this guy is GIR.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Now it's Red Zone Cubans

#Monsterdon

Am I crazy or is that monster suit a breathable cotton knit? #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Killer Karrots from Outer Space!

They're running because they know their guns would be ineffective on the fearsome monster #monsterdon

#monsterdon that is a really bad costume

#Monsterdon they found treebeard's corpse

WAIT A SECOND! WHAT JUST HAPPENED? DID A FUCKING ALIEN FOLLOW THEM OFF THE SCREEN, WITHOUT NARY AN INDICATION THAT ANYTHING WIERD HAPPENED?

#Monsterdon

you can't smoke wearing a gas mask either, yknow?

#monsterdon

it's like a movie made by toddlers. like they know what's supposed to be funny, but then they can't actually execute any of it.

#monsterdon

Ah, time for postcoital cigars

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

seriously every scene in this movie is unnecessary AND too long

@TerryHancock The cave was available for filming that week.

#monsterdon

@kshernandez TUESDAY! #Monsterdon

I love that they keep peppering the dialog with 60s phrases, ya dig? #Monsterdon

We gotta do the hero thing and check this jazz out.

I'd much rather listen to an hour of jazz. It can be the most experimental jazz noodling ever.

#monsterdon

normally I'd be delighted to see a goofy monster

#monsterdon

... and a non-dead creature!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

An extra-terrestrual! #Monsterdon

"[latin-type music playing]" #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Veggie monster sighting!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #🌟

@floatybirb Yes it is like The Deer Hunter.

#Monsterdon

@mortaine Enough people watch #Monsterdon on Tubi that you'll still be in good company, at least

I dig.

#monsterdon

So: the sergeant's personality is he uses hep cat teenage slang? Is that it?

#Monsterdon

Indigenous rock? Do you mean igneous?

(I'm pretty sure we have a geologist in the house, but it's not me)

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon just like eating in NYC during lockdown

“It’s radioactive.’ *Proceeds to have a meeting right next to it.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

was that a scooby doo gag?
#monsterdon

You know how much this cave set cost? You bet we're going to use it. Again, and again, and again ...

First (dead) creature!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#Monsterdon

Mind you, I'm still unclear on why we're in a cave at all...

Bring on the yackety sax

#Monsterdon

this whole film is radiocative

to careers

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

@wohali my money's on a blooper reel #monsterdon

I wonder what vintage that wine is.. #monsterdon

I AM GROOT

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#Monsterdon did they have sex?

Oh good. Someone finally killed the sorting hat. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

I'm watching on tubi, so I'll be out of sync as ads crop up.... Sigh. #monsterdon

Oh my god, now it's a scooby doo episode.
#monsterdon

I was _almost_ going to give them half a point for the cave floor not being completely flat.

And then it turns out to be a low-grade scooby-doo joke.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

#Monsterdon damn anti-maskers

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why

Bark? Looks like burlap #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is being interrupted by a phone call from an elderly relative seeking tech support for their Kindle.

I'm not pausing, just turning down the volume on the TV.

Indigenous rock. Yanno, first nations. Indian.

actor starts to whoop and holler in a racist way

everyone else pelts them to death with the stones

#monsterdon

...I was JOKING about the whole Scooby Doo cave, guys. Stop that. #Monsterdon

I’ve seen better caves in Star Trek: The Original Series.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

The theremin is kinda nice.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #🌟

#monsterdon Having a joke about removing gas masks immediately followed by a serious scene about ... removing gas masks is a bold choice

"This cave has been here a long time. All kinds of things have been filmed here!"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'd cry if I shot a snake too

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Is there a line of film production crews constantly at this cave?

"The air's okay sergeant!"

I tested it by taking my mask off and taking a deep breath! #Monsterdon

The whole #monsterdon thing is especially amusing to me, as it occurs at Monday lunchtime and I enjoy it vicariously through people bemoaning something different on the TL for a while.

Ummm...guys...It's the chicken that is poison!

#Monsterdon

okay to be fair, you can't eat lunch on your lunch break if you're wearing your gas mask

#monsterdon

@_L1vY_ Oh, you owe _two_ apologies now.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

oh hell no. you are not gonna eat on camera on top of all this

#monsterdon

These aren’t the protagonists, right? #monsterdon

This is like Three Stooges meets early MASH episodes 😂

#Monsterdon

@miriamrobern Yes it is surprisingly sophisticated and the precursor of postmodernism.

#Monsterdon

People still don’t understand how masks work. Very believable.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

The Mandalorian eating method, nice #monsterdon

So much phallic reference: water hose, bent candle, sword, wine bottle. #monsterdon

@kev you have saved yourself a LOT of pain #monsterdon

@jorgaborg A bunch of people watch a terrible movie all at the same time and make snarky comments under the hashtag #monsterdon

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okay I always enjoy when a movie includes a trip to bronson's cave

#monsterdon

...Huh, scooby doo cave interior. #Monsterdon

Jumping into #monsterdon 15 minutes late. I’m sure I can pick up the important bits.

@ohiofi That will seriously endanger your life. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The drunk stumbling in this film is the inspiration for us all to get equally as drunk, so we can enjoy it.

Isn't it hilarious to imagine this on someone's resume?

#Monsterdon

That is the tastiest looking chicken ever.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon is this a date?

#monsterdon where's buster keaton when you need him...

That colonel really loves Gun safety the way he waves the pistol at his guys like that.

#Monsterdon

@miriamrobern All signs point to "No."

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Yeah, the movie keeps going

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow good

maybe it'll kill them with bubbles

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Lots of totally real boulders just laying about. Hmm. Whatever might they be for? #Monsterdon

Is that the cave of the Blood Beast?????

#Monsterdon

We have arrived at the big hole.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

i'm starting to think i'm going to find this movie pretty funny at multiple points, which says absolutely nothing about the objective quality of the humor, only about me

(and maybe how stressed out i've been all week)

#monsterdon

Good ol' gas masks fer radiation

#monsterdon

@srol #monsterdon the subtitles should be saying [stock wacky hijinks music] instead

#Monsterdon
And the cartoonish dialog just keeps coming.

This isn't just "camp", it's a "spoof".

The cave mouth looks familiar somehow #monsterdon

The clown music is my cue to do my taxes #monsterdon

At the risk of sounding too much like current events in the US, I did not vote for this film... #monsterdon

"...and then we'll do the gas mask gag."
"Are you sure that's a thing?"
"No?"

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #🌟

The beatnik sergeant slays me.
#monsterdon

@miriamrobern _Clearly not_.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Remember to put your gas mask on before assisting others.

#Monsterdon

are these... real actors?

#monsterdon

Uh oh.. the music changed... #monsterdon

@trixter The various collections of facial hair are the real stars

#Monsterdon

Whoever originally suggested this movie is on time out.

You know what you did.

#monsterdon

So there's a big hole, with a deeper hole within it.

Huh.

#monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures