I will not be cowled

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The audio track has a subtle beep which is driving me to distraction. Then the copy I have has film run defects in some scenes. The film defects are better entertainment than... what is being filmed.

"That's the first time a salad ever tossed me!"

um

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Spandex was invented four years before this movie and evidently not quite perfected yet #monsterdon

#Monsterdon You see, we're genocides, too. We have so much in common!

WHAT DID I JUST SAY #Monsterdon

You can tell they are space aliens because they have anti-gravity boobs.

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Dr. Puna & Tanga to appear in a Russ Meyer film in 3..2..1. #monsterdon

Philbrick is a short king #monsterdon

Doctor! Remember who you are! Have some dignity! #monsterdon

That's also the first time a salad ever tossed me!

#Monsterdon

@akamran I read that in Spock's voice

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And again w/ the scooby doo gag!

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Philbrick thinks of a fantasy highlight reel complete with title cards, that's pretty impressive

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#Monsterdon first time a salad tossed me!

#monsterdon "illogical and infantile" describes this movie to a T

bud your pick-up lines suck

#monsterdon

Was waiting for him to pull out a can of spinach in that movie.

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@TerryHancock Best line so far. I am optimistic #monsterdon

Fellas. Hear me. Never go shorts over sweats. #Monsterdon

Kinda late for more credits at this point, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

what the...

wha...

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"completely illogical and infantile"
just like the rest of this movie.
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@Lazarou And titles! #Monsterdon

That'd be my react... nuthin #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon These #Tubi ads are ruthless!

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

I haven't seen a "writer's kink" post yet! Did I miss it?
*scrolling back and forth quickly*

Okay. Time for a silent film insert.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

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OMG, that was hilariously unconvincing technobabble, there.

@diazona If I wrote this in my sleep, I'd be mad at myself for wasting my time in the morning.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

I want to join the Secret Space Patrol. It sounds fun!

#monsterdon

It's ARTY from PETE & PETE! #monsterdon

Okay literally the first half-funny thing is the squeeky faucet noise operating the brain machine on the empty guy.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

"In a few minutes, we will see what is stored in your brain."

BRAIN AND BRAIN, WHAT IS BRAIN???!?!?!

#monsterdon #spocksbrain

You have an electropha-what!? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Tanga? Poona?

@moira lol you totally called it

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I bet you monsters have a very interesting life...hmmm

Stole that from Bug Bunny

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…a "finger-" /what/‽
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THE KNOWLEDGE

IT FILLS ME

IT IS NEAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFfAlBreukQ

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ten years of field work? No wonder they're bored.

This brain drain should be very quick #Monsterdon

Oh they're getting their hair done! Can they do something about those eyebrows? #MonsterDon Oh please kill Mr Eyebrows

the brain machine will find nothing

of course

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

"Bondage dreams come true." #monsterdon

We've got monsters, but they've got a bit of an elementary school costume pageant feel to them.

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Lap dance time!!

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Dames with universal translators!

I'm marking this as "horny subtext" for #MonsterdonBingo, for sure.

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I totally thought the whatsits were going to unmask and end up being the "dames"
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#Monsterdon all the knowledge? Won't take long.

All your homies in there getting killed and they're sleep after a fine meal. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder how many times she had to practice that.

Tanga and Pumba?

With extra technobabble!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Wasn't feeling up to #Monsterdon this week and from the commentary in that feed, it appears that I chose wisely.

#Monsterdon
They're really not trying too hard with those alien costumes. This is basically high school play level.

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

These ladies seem nice at least

they set up the Scooby-Doo-style romp through multiple passages in the cave, and they paid off the Scooby-Doo-style romp through multiple passages in the cave. Brilliant!

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:ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: :ablobcathungry3: #MonsterDon

I bet the Star Creatures wrestle #monsterdon

It's hard to make fun of a movie when it's already trying to make of itself and failing, like I don't want to kick a movie when it's down

#monsterdon

Doctor Pu-what? #Monsterdon

i suspect philbrick is kind of into being strapped to the dames' table.

#Monsterdon

Dames!
Terrible! Terrible!

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#Monsterdon Ladies, dump them in the Well, Actually and find some smart women.

Ladies, just kill them. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon monster reveal has killed me

What are we gonna do?

Please for the love of god, stop talking!

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@paco Let's all watch while imagining a much better film #monsterdon

man, sorry aliens. you've got two of the weirdest runts on the entire planet, but also thank you, and please take them away. #monsterdon

When you wake up next to your buddy strapped down... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Nooo, doctors! You'll just get dumb!

#Monsterdon very scooby doo feels from this scene with the monster chase

Dames have entered the chat

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only army man could sleep through all those shots.
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The monsters killed people, yay! But they didn't kill the protagonists. ​:floofCry:​

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

Time for some sexy space doms. #Monsterdon

apparently the scarecrows WERE monsters but i'm still expecting them to reveal they're dudes in costumes. since they are

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These guys will be too dumb to lie there and take it, won't they?! #MonsterDon

When is it gonna sing “If I only had a brain..”? #monsterdon

"Are they just making up the script as they go along?" #monsterdon

#monsterdon you dig?

This is what the US government will be like when Elon Musk fires all the competent civil servants.

#Monsterdon

pretty sure these alien costumes were made by toddlers, too

#monsterdon

I’m guessing these two have never seen any miltary action.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

It's almost like war is stupid shit or something #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

vegetable monster is person in tights with a big burlap sack head decorated with felt.

I am so rooting for this alien creature who looks like a human with a lawn trash bag over its head.

#Monsterdon

I think I worked on the community theater Wizard of Oz production where they got that scarecrow costume. #monsterdon

It’s a Tardis cave, much bigger than it looks.
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Ooops - monster almost busted his ass on that ramp

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#Monsterdon Please put their eyes out, doctors?

Thank god, they're dead. #Monsterdon

Monster goes "boo"

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#monsterdon I think all the gunshots have been off screen

Did they just do the getting-chased-by-the-monster-through-the-hotel-corridor gag from Scooby Doo?

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the terrifying vegetable monsters! they're walking toward us at a reasonable speed! #monsterdon

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"Like , I'm the sarge, you know what I mean?" 🤭

Oh my God they're Scooby Dooing the cave

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What in the blue fuck from outer space are those creatures supposed to be? #Monsterdon