Kinda late for more credits at this point, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

what the...

wha...

#Monsterdon

"completely illogical and infantile"
just like the rest of this movie.
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@Lazarou And titles! #Monsterdon

That'd be my react... nuthin #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon These #Tubi ads are ruthless!

I like the dialog where the main dullards are like "Well, how do you speak our language?" and the space dames are like "Oh we have a <technobabble> that does <nonsense>." and the audience is like "wowzers they have watched the #monsterdon movies before, this is just like all of them!"

#invasionofthestarcreatures

Okay. Time for a silent film insert.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

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I haven't seen a "writer's kink" post yet! Did I miss it?
*scrolling back and forth quickly*

#Monsterdon

OMG, that was hilariously unconvincing technobabble, there.

@diazona If I wrote this in my sleep, I'd be mad at myself for wasting my time in the morning.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

I want to join the Secret Space Patrol. It sounds fun!

#monsterdon

It's ARTY from PETE & PETE! #monsterdon

Okay literally the first half-funny thing is the squeeky faucet noise operating the brain machine on the empty guy.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

"In a few minutes, we will see what is stored in your brain."

BRAIN AND BRAIN, WHAT IS BRAIN???!?!?!

#monsterdon #spocksbrain

You have an electropha-what!? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Tanga? Poona?

@moira lol you totally called it

#Monsterdon

I bet you monsters have a very interesting life...hmmm

Stole that from Bug Bunny

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…a "finger-" /what/‽
#monsterdon

THE KNOWLEDGE

IT FILLS ME

IT IS NEAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFfAlBreukQ

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ten years of field work? No wonder they're bored.

This brain drain should be very quick #Monsterdon

Oh they're getting their hair done! Can they do something about those eyebrows? #MonsterDon Oh please kill Mr Eyebrows

the brain machine will find nothing

of course

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

"Bondage dreams come true." #monsterdon

We've got monsters, but they've got a bit of an elementary school costume pageant feel to them.

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The opening sentence of the "Reception" section of this film's wikipedia page says "'Invasion of the Star Creatures' has never been well reviewed by critics" which made me laugh more than anything in this film so far. #monsterdon

Lap dance time!!

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Oh an electrocofolfloermetiric--maybe this will turn into a musical and there will be the electrocofolfloermetiric song.

#Monsterdon

Dames with universal translators!

I'm marking this as "horny subtext" for #MonsterdonBingo, for sure.

#Monsterdon

I totally thought the whatsits were going to unmask and end up being the "dames"
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#Monsterdon all the knowledge? Won't take long.

All your homies in there getting killed and they're sleep after a fine meal. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder how many times she had to practice that.

Tanga and Pumba?

With extra technobabble!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Wasn't feeling up to #Monsterdon this week and from the commentary in that feed, it appears that I chose wisely.

#Monsterdon
They're really not trying too hard with those alien costumes. This is basically high school play level.

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These ladies seem nice at least

they set up the Scooby-Doo-style romp through multiple passages in the cave, and they paid off the Scooby-Doo-style romp through multiple passages in the cave. Brilliant!

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:ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: :ablobcathungry3: #MonsterDon

I bet the Star Creatures wrestle #monsterdon

It's hard to make fun of a movie when it's already trying to make of itself and failing, like I don't want to kick a movie when it's down

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i suspect philbrick is kind of into being strapped to the dames' table.

#Monsterdon

Doctor Pu-what? #Monsterdon

Dames!
Terrible! Terrible!

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#Monsterdon Ladies, dump them in the Well, Actually and find some smart women.

Ladies, just kill them. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon monster reveal has killed me

What are we gonna do?

Please for the love of god, stop talking!

#monsterdon

@EmptySet So far this feels like they wanted to write a comedy but ran out of material so they decided to splice on a monster flick.

#monsterdon

@paco Let's all watch while imagining a much better film #monsterdon

#monsterdon yeah, when a dame has you strapped to a table and you can't move, how terrible

man, sorry aliens. you've got two of the weirdest runts on the entire planet, but also thank you, and please take them away. #monsterdon

When you wake up next to your buddy strapped down... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Nooo, doctors! You'll just get dumb!

#Monsterdon very scooby doo feels from this scene with the monster chase

Dames have entered the chat

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only army man could sleep through all those shots.
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The monsters killed people, yay! But they didn't kill the protagonists. ​:floofCry:​

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

Time for some sexy space doms. #Monsterdon

apparently the scarecrows WERE monsters but i'm still expecting them to reveal they're dudes in costumes. since they are

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These guys will be too dumb to lie there and take it, won't they?! #MonsterDon

When is it gonna sing “If I only had a brain..”? #monsterdon

"Are they just making up the script as they go along?" #monsterdon

#monsterdon you dig?

This is what the US government will be like when Elon Musk fires all the competent civil servants.

#Monsterdon

pretty sure these alien costumes were made by toddlers, too

#monsterdon

I’m guessing these two have never seen any miltary action.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

It's almost like war is stupid shit or something #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

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vegetable monster is person in tights with a big burlap sack head decorated with felt.

I am so rooting for this alien creature who looks like a human with a lawn trash bag over its head.

#Monsterdon

Clearly, no expense was spared on the alien costume #Monsterdon

I think I worked on the community theater Wizard of Oz production where they got that scarecrow costume. #monsterdon

It’s a Tardis cave, much bigger than it looks.
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Ooops - monster almost busted his ass on that ramp

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#Monsterdon Please put their eyes out, doctors?

Thank god, they're dead. #Monsterdon

Monster goes "boo"

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#monsterdon I think all the gunshots have been off screen

Did they just do the getting-chased-by-the-monster-through-the-hotel-corridor gag from Scooby Doo?

#monsterdon

the terrifying vegetable monsters! they're walking toward us at a reasonable speed! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
"Like , I'm the sarge, you know what I mean?" 🤭

Oh my God they're Scooby Dooing the cave

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What in the blue fuck from outer space are those creatures supposed to be? #Monsterdon

So this guy is GIR.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Now it's Red Zone Cubans

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Am I crazy or is that monster suit a breathable cotton knit? #Monsterdon

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Killer Karrots from Outer Space!

They're running because they know their guns would be ineffective on the fearsome monster #monsterdon

#monsterdon that is a really bad costume

#Monsterdon they found treebeard's corpse

WAIT A SECOND! WHAT JUST HAPPENED? DID A FUCKING ALIEN FOLLOW THEM OFF THE SCREEN, WITHOUT NARY AN INDICATION THAT ANYTHING WIERD HAPPENED?

#Monsterdon

you can't smoke wearing a gas mask either, yknow?

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it's like a movie made by toddlers. like they know what's supposed to be funny, but then they can't actually execute any of it.

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Ah, time for postcoital cigars

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seriously every scene in this movie is unnecessary AND too long

@TerryHancock The cave was available for filming that week.

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@kshernandez TUESDAY! #Monsterdon