I can fold a ping pong table too. #monsterdon

Accurate prediction: Earthlings will destroy their own world in less than 300 years! #monsterdon

I still can't figure out why we don't have a lady president in the US...
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It would be a funny supercut to just pull together every one of these scooby doo cave scenes.
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"Hello, operator?"

"One ringy-dingy.... Two ringy-dingies..."

snort

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@kimlockhartga

😆 This line was specifically called out as bad by critic Michael Medved, but I like it.

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Is Pumbaa checking out their asses?

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#Monsterdon Which one is the dumb one?

My new public access TV show "Goofs on Goofs" where I interview clowns talking about their favorite clowns #monsterdon

Some girls have guns, we don't make the rules. #MonsterDon

They're ... Ronnie Ray-Guns

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@eigen @paco

That's true, the cave set probably cost $15 or so.

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Did they make those costumes in the short, "At your fingertips -- grasses"??

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they can snap plywood in half! wow!

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eat the rich, vegimen #monsterdon

So scientists have to take an oath of not being attracted to idiots? #Monsterdon

the women are much better actors than the main men in this i swear
those guys only have 2 moods: dumbfounded by everything in their path & horny
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Getting in their steps in the cave #Monsterdon

is this guy doing some sort of impression or just decided to deliver his lines with a weird accent for a bit?

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Vegimenicide

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She put the emphasis on the wrong word. “How strong we ARE”. So bad. So very bad. #Monsterdon

NSFW (nudity and battlefield), but an excellent dissection of sexual dimorphism in fantasy.

https://www.oglaf.com/dimorphism/

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A ray that makes characters disappear from this movie. Perfect! #monsterdon

OMG! They destroyed a cardboard table! #Monsterdon

Oh! They used a shot from Rocky Jones!

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So who's on first? #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Those veggie monsters really ate their spinach! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

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@rebeld Jack Kennedy.

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Bad Cagney impression?! These people have no shame! 😆

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OK but these white belts these alien women have to wear look like they're probably leaving bruises.

They must be college boys #MonsterDon

was.....that supposed to impress us. lifting a flimsy folding table?

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#Monsterdon SPACE FEEEEVER!

was that a JFK impression? #monsterdon

two or three hundred years seems optimistic.

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I can see why their planet became overpopulated. 🤔
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James Cagney impersonation?

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Nice music transition

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Did she shoot him? Please say she just shot him.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Cagney impersonations. Never funny. Never. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Hit him again, ma'am. #Monsterdon

Baby Groot's! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

It's so hard to do goofs on goofs, even when the goofs are rancid. #monsterdon

Is... He trying to do some sort of impression? #Monsterdon

James Cagney accent makes an appearance! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon vitameta vegemin

What other film did they rip the "starship" out of?

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"simply because its natives were too stupid to work together"
ma'am, you have no idea.
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so basically they have a vegemin regimen?

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Does the angle of cowl indicate something?

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Why is he suddenly Jimmy Cagney? #Monsterdon

200 to 300 years is overly optimistic #Monsterdon

So what kinda commercials are y'all getting. So far, Martha Stewart, Ford F-150, cookies.. #monsterdon

@paco for the number of times they've gone back to it, I was thinking they'd blown their budget on the cave-set…
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"That is our starship."

(clip of a 1930s RKO picture effect)

(organ music)

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I hope we have 200 years...
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actually can we go back in time and let these gals take over the earth

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Sulu would love these plants!

"Is that you, Beauregard!?"

(Yeah, I know, it was Rand who named it).

#monsterdon I’m sure I’ll be banned from monsterdon forever, but i have to admit that this movie is so ridiculously campy and juvenile, I’m loving it. 😂

"That is our starship."

As you can tell by the ballpark organ music. #Monsterdon

So optimistic. #Monsterdon

@jsadow The whole film is s set up for that line 😄 #Monsterdon

Wonder where they stole that mat shot from. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

no lies detected #monsterdon

You can tell it's a starship because .... fanfare

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@CactuarJoe I mean why not

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My television developed mysterious issues about 10 minutes in, I guess it was struggling too, kudos to anybody who manages this one

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Mrs. Kinney's 8th Grade Theatre Group did the costumes. #monsterdon

We’re gonna conquer your world, but let’s give you a tour of all our technology and assets first.

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@EmptySet 10 #monsterdon

Telepathic carrots. Okay. #Monsterdon

Now it's Little Shop of Horrors

Hamlet next??

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#Monsterdon "that's the first time a salad's ever tossed me" says the straight man

if you're wondering, yes, i do also think puns are fantastic

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Completely infantile and illogical.

Philbrick already watched this #Monsterdon and had it on his mind I guess

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I had to give up posting anything there's nothing I can say

@Taweret It's building character in the #monsterdon audience

poison ivy?

please kill these men

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Damn, I thought I have seem some bad movies in #monsterdon, but they were so bad that got funny. this one is only mildly sad.

The dialog needs a rewrite.

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@Taweret Sometimes when people vote for things, it's disappointing. #monsterdon

@ramsey must be hand-y #MonsterDon

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Huge WELCOME to new participants!! 🎉

I've checked your profiles and you are all very interesting and accomplished and I feel guilty all of a sudden that we distracted you. 😬

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This is increasingly looking like the film that couldn't afford the real Abbott and Costello...

This scene needs doors to slam

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I think this movie is winning. I got nothing. What can we do to this mess that it hasn't already done to itself? #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Audrey 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

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“The first time a salad ever tossed me” #monsterdon #facepalm

"This is our hand-growing lab."

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we could've been watching a pretty fine Yeti movie

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They are GROOT! #Monsterdon

I kinda like the hand and foot plants. Definitely better than the army guys #monsterdon

Feed Me Seymour!

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Again with the cave set.

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They're not even opening and slamming doors to find people coming out of doors they didn't go into in the first place.

C'mon, did Daffy Duck teach us nothing?

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i'm almost disturbed how these women are capable of delivering their lines, in contrast to, well, everything else about this movie.

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Invasion of the scarecrow creatures #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

A recording from their brains of information they desire is going to be awfully short.

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okay, the running gag scooby-doo cave is kind of funny, i will admit i laughed. #monsterdon