#monsterdon what in the misogyny

Make sure you use a wooden broom to break those two up so you don't get electrocuted

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#monsterdon what

@jammerb woohoo congrats!

I was waiting for a bit more obvious representation of "Alien falls in love" myself, but it does seem like we're creeping up on it

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ah, yes. time to stop the movie for another """funny scene""" #monsterdon

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I guess that qualifies as "sparkage"...

Still with the sound F/X.

@Taweret DOOO EEET

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#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 This section is symbolic of the whole script ... LOST!

@SordidAmok me, I'm not asexual _enough_ for this

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@wohali not yet. #Monsterdon

That eyeroll was incredible #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Some people can belabor a joke, lingering on it far longer than necessary, and make it work.

Not this crew.

I mean, it would help if the base version worked as a joke...

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

I refuse to believe that man kisses like anything but an epileptic trout. #Monsterdon

The moral of the story is "love conquers all."

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I have to admit, that "chair" made me laugh more than anything in the movie so far. #monsterdon

Nice throw! #monsterdon #wrestlingmove

I dunno I like these guys they would probably be good if they had...like...a good script and er...some direction...a decent supporting cast and...I dunno proper editing? #Monsterdon

Just make out #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Was there bad racism I missed?

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That poor actress! #Monsterdon

What kind of chair is that?

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Bleugh. #Monsterdon

Kill him!

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@miriamrobern
"Wow!"
"Wow! Wow" -- the credits...

(I assume that must've been for these two)

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"Invasion of the Star Creatures has never been well reviewed by critics. When it first opened, the film trade magazine Box Office opined: “What a lot of baloney! Such a waste of time, film and effort. The title was good, but was it a spooky film? Nope! A comedy!! Closed the first night”. Film historian Bill Warren, in his 1996 book Keep Watching the Skies!, Vol. 2, called the film "astonishingly bad...so helplessly bad that it's almost unwatchable". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_the_Star_Creatures #Monsterdon

Chair-ish is the wooorrrddd #MonsterDon

DEEP HURTING, #monsterdon . DEEEEEEPPPP HURRRRTIIIIINNGGGG

there better not be rock climbing in this too

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Something tells me there weren't multiple takes on this set.

"What is love?"

*one idiot tries to tackle Dr. Puna and gets shoulder-tossed*

_stares straight into the camera_ baby don't hurt me / don't hurt me / no more

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Standard #monsterdon movie lesson in heteronormativity.

So, is that the sound he made when he hit the ground or when she hit him? #monsterdon

why are they using the Geiger counter sfx for the kissing?

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is this going to wind up as death by snoo-snoo? #monsterdon

Okay, I have to admit that I’m laughing pretty steadily. It’s been a long week😄 #Monsterdon

Wang Dang sweet Poon Tanga OMFG he saw this movie. #Monsterdon

Cowbells... lol...

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@paco @Bluedepth I do not want to see him in a dress #monsterdon

"It's painful, is that right?"

This is, yes. :/ #Monsterdon

that is without a doubt _the_ worst, most rote Curly imitation I've ever heard

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

@Bluedepth I think they're trying to make him sound like bugs bunny. #monsterdon

"I'm watching you!"

"Likewise!" 😂

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"That is our star ship" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

Stunt work!

IPPON! #monsterdon

da-ham, she really tossed him! she's great. #monsterdon

we could've been watching Slithis rn

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@sean Oh I REALLY hope so, because otherwise, they practiced this?! #MonsterDon

Vegimen lmao #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Ooh, Professor Tanga does, at least #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Destroy itself in 2 or 3 hundred years? That's optimistic.

Lady, they're not even the most confused part of this movie!

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@lytta don't hurt me

no more

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

I honestly thought he was about to do "Tune In Tokyo"

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Was the warning about French insults?
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#Monsterdon "that is our starship" *upbeat music* "(it's only a model)"

baby don't hurt me

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"Grab her..."

Pigs

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#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Lady, this whole movie is confused.

Dr. Poona and Tanga are pretty strong.

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he really does want to be bugs bunny

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Didn’t even hide the pre-broken table in their fear of strength? LOL #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is he doing a Dracula accent?

@Taweret One can dream.

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@paco And loop it

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I just went WHAT and had to remember that tossing salad is not just a sex term #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Maybe we should watch Piranha again

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"She's seven feet tall" "Get up on a chair" is this a drea.... nuthin #MonsterDon

@gnomon Maybe the gun is a transporter #monsterdon

Welp. The space dame's prediction about our world being destroyed by us is not wrong. She was just off by about 200 years. 😩

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Just straight up murdering a couple of minions to make a point... that's not really encouragement for the carrot-folk staying oppressed.

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Raygun from a cereal box...

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Girls just wanna have rayguns

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I can fold a ping pong table too. #monsterdon

Accurate prediction: Earthlings will destroy their own world in less than 300 years! #monsterdon

I still can't figure out why we don't have a lady president in the US...
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It would be a funny supercut to just pull together every one of these scooby doo cave scenes.
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"Hello, operator?"

"One ringy-dingy.... Two ringy-dingies..."

snort

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@kimlockhartga

😆 This line was specifically called out as bad by critic Michael Medved, but I like it.

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Is Pumbaa checking out their asses?

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They hate tables #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

#Monsterdon Which one is the dumb one?

My new public access TV show "Goofs on Goofs" where I interview clowns talking about their favorite clowns #monsterdon

Some girls have guns, we don't make the rules. #MonsterDon

@eigen @paco

That's true, the cave set probably cost $15 or so.

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They're ... Ronnie Ray-Guns

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Did they make those costumes in the short, "At your fingertips -- grasses"??

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they can snap plywood in half! wow!

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eat the rich, vegimen #monsterdon

So scientists have to take an oath of not being attracted to idiots? #Monsterdon

lotta careless weapon handling here

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the women are much better actors than the main men in this i swear
those guys only have 2 moods: dumbfounded by everything in their path & horny
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Getting in their steps in the cave #Monsterdon

is this guy doing some sort of impression or just decided to deliver his lines with a weird accent for a bit?

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Vegimenicide

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She put the emphasis on the wrong word. “How strong we ARE”. So bad. So very bad. #Monsterdon

NSFW (nudity and battlefield), but an excellent dissection of sexual dimorphism in fantasy.

https://www.oglaf.com/dimorphism/

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A ray that makes characters disappear from this movie. Perfect! #monsterdon

OMG! They destroyed a cardboard table! #Monsterdon

Oh! They used a shot from Rocky Jones!

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