I thought Kirk’s move with the Gorn was original. I guess not!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@shig Maybe the square cube law, and it has nothing to do with math? #Monsterdon

Yeah I thought those papier mache boulders were hanging around for some reason. #Monsterdon

I like the fake rocks mixed in with real rocks

#Monsterdon

I've never had a movie about vegetables make me so blood thirsty.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Damn, he's alive.

They really should have taken her gun #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

these men are also doing silly runnings from like 1930s silent films fwiw

I want to see Robot Monster come out of hte cave. #monsterdon

"we did it! we did it!"
yeah, we know, we saw you smoking your cigars earlier. #monsterdon

@msh men of this era seem to go gaga for a dame that is 7 feet tall, wearing a leotard, and with that kind of a bra that shapes the tit into a flat cone shape like those duckbill N95 masks #monsterdon

Do these dudes even know where they’re going?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

“We spent $37.50 on this cave set and we’re going to get our money’s worth! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Please tell me that guy is dead.

#Monsterdon Yeah, but you clearly kinda want your legs to be broken by her. 🤦‍♂️

That's definitely a bingo square!! #monsterdon

and why do the vegemen run like that?

#monsterdon

I'm actually enjoying parts of this.

This film is like the 50's version of Galaxy Quest, where they satirize the Star Trek genre. I just feel so much the piss take here..

#Monsterdon

@steggy I thought this was more painful than any other #Monsterdon in recent memory but on reflection I'm starting to agree with you a little more

"We did it!"

Stop doing it. #Monsterdon

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the alien language is pretty great tbh

@srol NO. NO. TELL ME YOU'RE LYING. NO.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Somebody put the basketball back on it's stand and put the stand back where it was.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

They built that corridor-gag set and they're going to get their money's worth. #Monsterdon

The movie is BARELY halfway over #monsterdon

Attempting the charm offensive. Yeah, that’s going to work. #monsterdon

Okay. This conversation is interesting.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

They're Stinky and The Brain. 🎶

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

All you need is love.

Love is all you need.

#Monsterdon

@foolishowl Yeah. "Challenge accepted!"

#monsterdon

Plumbing sounds OH NO YOU EFFIN didn't movie! #MonsterDon

Ok, back from the phone call. I looked up a few times to the movie & I must say that I appreciate the ... progressive ... gratuitous butt shots when they were going through a tunnel or something.

Guy, Gal, and Monster butts! WOW!

#Monsterdon

It's called consent you asshat. #monsterdon

"There, y'see? All we gotta do is throw ourselves on the open flame and burn alive, ending the movie early! What a plan!" #Monsterdon

The only draft here is the first rough draft.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #🌟

#monsterdon what in the misogyny

Make sure you use a wooden broom to break those two up so you don't get electrocuted

#monsterdon

#monsterdon what

@jammerb woohoo congrats!

I was waiting for a bit more obvious representation of "Alien falls in love" myself, but it does seem like we're creeping up on it

#Monsterdon

ah, yes. time to stop the movie for another """funny scene""" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
I guess that qualifies as "sparkage"...

Still with the sound F/X.

@Taweret DOOO EEET

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 This section is symbolic of the whole script ... LOST!

@wohali not yet. #Monsterdon

That eyeroll was incredible #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Some people can belabor a joke, lingering on it far longer than necessary, and make it work.

Not this crew.

I mean, it would help if the base version worked as a joke...

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

I refuse to believe that man kisses like anything but an epileptic trout. #Monsterdon

The moral of the story is "love conquers all."

#Monsterdon

I have to admit, that "chair" made me laugh more than anything in the movie so far. #monsterdon

Nice throw! #monsterdon #wrestlingmove

I dunno I like these guys they would probably be good if they had...like...a good script and er...some direction...a decent supporting cast and...I dunno proper editing? #Monsterdon

Was there bad racism I missed?

#monsterdon

That poor actress! #Monsterdon

What kind of chair is that?

#Monsterdon

Bleugh. #Monsterdon

@miriamrobern
"Wow!"
"Wow! Wow" -- the credits...

(I assume that must've been for these two)

#Monsterdon

"Invasion of the Star Creatures has never been well reviewed by critics. When it first opened, the film trade magazine Box Office opined: “What a lot of baloney! Such a waste of time, film and effort. The title was good, but was it a spooky film? Nope! A comedy!! Closed the first night”. Film historian Bill Warren, in his 1996 book Keep Watching the Skies!, Vol. 2, called the film "astonishingly bad...so helplessly bad that it's almost unwatchable". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_the_Star_Creatures #Monsterdon

Chair-ish is the wooorrrddd #MonsterDon

DEEP HURTING, #monsterdon . DEEEEEEPPPP HURRRRTIIIIINNGGGG

there better not be rock climbing in this too

#Monsterdon

Something tells me there weren't multiple takes on this set.

Standard #monsterdon movie lesson in heteronormativity.

So, is that the sound he made when he hit the ground or when she hit him? #monsterdon

why are they using the Geiger counter sfx for the kissing?

#monsterdon

Okay, I have to admit that I’m laughing pretty steadily. It’s been a long week😄 #Monsterdon

is this going to wind up as death by snoo-snoo? #monsterdon

Wang Dang sweet Poon Tanga OMFG he saw this movie. #Monsterdon

Cowbells... lol...

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

"It's painful, is that right?"

This is, yes. :/ #Monsterdon

that is without a doubt _the_ worst, most rote Curly imitation I've ever heard

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

@Bluedepth I think they're trying to make him sound like bugs bunny. #monsterdon

"I'm watching you!"

"Likewise!" 😂

#Monsterdon

"That is our star ship" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

Stunt work!

IPPON! #monsterdon

da-ham, she really tossed him! she's great. #monsterdon

we could've been watching Slithis rn

#monsterdon

Vegimen lmao #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

@sean Oh I REALLY hope so, because otherwise, they practiced this?! #MonsterDon

Ooh, Professor Tanga does, at least #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Destroy itself in 2 or 3 hundred years? That's optimistic.

Lady, they're not even the most confused part of this movie!

#monsterdon

@lytta don't hurt me

no more

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

I honestly thought he was about to do "Tune In Tokyo"

#monsterdon

Was the warning about French insults?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "that is our starship" *upbeat music* "(it's only a model)"

baby don't hurt me

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Lady, this whole movie is confused.

Dr. Poona and Tanga are pretty strong.

#Monsterdon

he really does want to be bugs bunny

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Didn’t even hide the pre-broken table in their fear of strength? LOL #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is he doing a Dracula accent?

@Taweret One can dream.

#monsterdon

@paco And loop it

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"She's seven feet tall" "Get up on a chair" is this a drea.... nuthin #MonsterDon

@gnomon Maybe the gun is a transporter #monsterdon

Welp. The space dame's prediction about our world being destroyed by us is not wrong. She was just off by about 200 years. 😩

#Monsterdon

Just straight up murdering a couple of minions to make a point... that's not really encouragement for the carrot-folk staying oppressed.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

Raygun from a cereal box...

#Monsterdon