Petition for a 2025 Hollywood remake starring Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh fuck no. Kimosabe.

That guy's throwing of arms in the air in exasperation is PRECISELY what the audience is thinking.

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aw if only breaking the fourth wall was on the bingo card

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Oh shoot, I forgot #monsterdon. Uh I'll catch ut when its over so I can read the toots as I go.

What was that accent Penn just tried to do?

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And a 4th wall break.

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Ed Wood would have walked out of this. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

And out comes the goofy space helmet!

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Finally one of the actors said what I was thinking

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Oof, not Peter Lorre

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#Monsterdon Oh God make it stop. You got all that on one box top?

@springdiesel @lytta chilling, like that shoe in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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Peter Lorre accent ✅ #monsterdon

"is he one of us?"
well we did share a cigar earlier in this movie. #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I would say no, but I feel like the time for that question was 35 minutes ago

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@TerryHancock A good director thinks of everything in each scene #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Colonel AWOL

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i like that he wins this guy over with being a fellow fandom nerd

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#Monsterdon now go away or we shall taunt you a second time

I swear it on Cracker Jack Ring

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@jchaven that's not ranked tho

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That ring is supposed to be a SECRET!

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Officer's wall has photo of him saluting in front of a flag with an absurd grin.

@JoeWynne @Taweret Maybe #monsterdon has been infiltrated by billionaires

They shouldn't force dude to switch to James Cagney Mode that's just cruel for everyone involved #Monsterdon

I wonder what the other Monsterdon movies are doing right now.

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This guy reminds me of Bruce McCulloch imitating his dad.

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"Space Women!"

such an absurd thought for the American military....

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@lysdexic "That's not a snake!" "But it looks like a snake!" "Mr Ecklund is going to be very angry!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Thank god mustache guy is back, I missed him so much

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Uh oh. Is this dude in on it?

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#monsterdon Those monster costumes are the best. And the people in them look like they’re having a good time with it.

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Space women poppy cock. There's a line for the ages.
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Gah - the bad teeth

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Space Broads is my ukulele Bananarama cover band

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"We're gonna outsmart them."

That's not going to go as well as you think it will, slugger. #monsterdon

@shig "She can do maaaagic...🎶 " #MonsterDon

Looking at the wikipedia page, I accidentally spoiled myself on why this movie has a content warning on Tubi, and I'm REALLY not looking forward to it. #monsterdon

Authorities were so unbelieving in the 60s. #monsterdon

It's an interesting lens choice and focus point for the post-vegimen dialog scene

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#Monsterdon I bet those 2 alien scientists that managed to survive hidden on Earth for a decade while they fixed their spaceship next to a military base feel like real idiots now. 🤦‍♂️

"I'll pull your weed"?!?! I thought this was a FAMILY channel!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That's no stick, THIS is a stick.

@MylesRyden This is above my pay grade but it depends? #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon ...bounce?

@sean Does that mean they have the power to ruin everything? #monsterdon

Dammit, why isn't there a boulder bingo square? #monsterdon

@LingLass but is sweatshirts and tights really an improvement? :)

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it's hard to imagine that The Great Vegetable Rebellion was an improvement on something, but now we have solid proof that it was

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@Taweret take me with you, I'll help

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@ramsey And they didn't do the make like a tree and bark joke?! --dad #Monsterdon

C- stoogery #monsterdon

We knew papier mache rocks were so heavy?

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#Monsterdon oh to be a vegi-person, secure in one's vegginess. i hope they reclaim their freedom soon

oh jeez the costume literally has carrots hanging off of it, how did i not notice this earlier?

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The noises of the vegetable monsters when they get hit are the highlight of the soundtrack

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At least there are no zippers on these alien costumes ( cf Invaders from Mars) #Monsterdon

Curly Woodpecker there. Augh.

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It's like if Woody Woodpecker was an elaborate form of torture. #Monsterdon

Uh oh. Is he getting broken in half now?

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I'm on team astroid
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Aren't they supposed to be handcuffed together?

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From Bene Gesserit to Benny Hill, this movie has it all. #Monsterdon

The good news is we can understand what they're saying. The bad news is we can understand what they are saying.

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not only was this guy no Curly, he's not even a Curly Joe Besser

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Their strategy was to have them run into a tree?

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Such a dainty monster run!

It's good to see that the actors are enjoying themselves anyway #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i sure hope none of these papier mache boulders start rolling at us

Ignore the clean cut in the log as the carrot monster lifts it up... #Monsterdon

I have never felt so violently angry at a bad actor doing terrible impressions and wished for them a meat grinder type of fate

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Phallic carrot on the head! #monsterdon

I just checked these two actors' imdb pages and, disturbingly, they kept getting work after this.

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I am going to travel back to the 1960s for the purpose of doing violence to these two men

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There's a room at Lumon Industries where severed employees have to watch this movie all day long.

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Who were the They Might be Giants of 1962 because I think they did the soundtrack? #monsterdon

Oh, he's trying to do Capone. Yikes. #Monsterdon

Save those syrofoam boulders boys Captain Kirk needs them to battle that Gorn later #Monsterdon

Slugger!

...please stop.

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@mortaine they're obviously talking about the men though so I still say no #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 "Yeah, see. We'll have to fight 'em, see. Yeah." Ugh.

@steggy Yeah that's fair

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Doc Poona and Prof Tanga need to start a death metal band. #monsterdon

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When you get a chance - which should be at any point in this movie - check out the meld of kink with film appreciation in this single thread.

I love Monsterdon!

@diazona no comparison, GQ is waaaayyy better, but more that it's the same vibe.

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If the women are speaking in Alien Speak and we can't understand them, does it count for the Bechtel Test? #monsterdon terdon

@steggy I'm wrong, rolling those boulders obviously qualifies as balling #monsterdon

@strangefour This week, definitely

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"there's only one thing to do!"
press stop and leave the room?
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@steggy oh noooo it hurts my soul to have this compared to Galaxy Quest

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Really good thing this desert has styrofoam rocks!

It would have been the funniest thing in the movie if he had genuinely tripped pushing that fake bolder down the hill. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

This guy keeps trying to do comedy voices, but none of them are good.
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I keep on wishing the camera gets knocked out by a rock so the movie ends. #monsterdon

big rock, just like in my zelda game

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They called-in a pre-born Patton Oswalt to write all these ADR'd comments.

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