#Monsterdon That's no stick, THIS is a stick.

@MylesRyden This is above my pay grade but it depends? #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon ...bounce?

@sean Does that mean they have the power to ruin everything? #monsterdon

Dammit, why isn't there a boulder bingo square? #monsterdon

@LingLass but is sweatshirts and tights really an improvement? :)

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it's hard to imagine that The Great Vegetable Rebellion was an improvement on something, but now we have solid proof that it was

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@Taweret take me with you, I'll help

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@ramsey And they didn't do the make like a tree and bark joke?! --dad #Monsterdon

C- stoogery #monsterdon

We knew papier mache rocks were so heavy?

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#Monsterdon oh to be a vegi-person, secure in one's vegginess. i hope they reclaim their freedom soon

Look, can we just cut to the chase, yeet Philbrick and Penn into a different movie, and let the carrot monsters take on the starring role? They are obviously taking this very seriously, and the audience loves them. Plus they are very nutritious.

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oh jeez the costume literally has carrots hanging off of it, how did i not notice this earlier?

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The noises of the vegetable monsters when they get hit are the highlight of the soundtrack

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At least there are no zippers on these alien costumes ( cf Invaders from Mars) #Monsterdon

Curly Woodpecker there. Augh.

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It's like if Woody Woodpecker was an elaborate form of torture. #Monsterdon

Uh oh. Is he getting broken in half now?

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I'm on team astroid
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Aren't they supposed to be handcuffed together?

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From Bene Gesserit to Benny Hill, this movie has it all. #Monsterdon

The good news is we can understand what they're saying. The bad news is we can understand what they are saying.

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Their strategy was to have them run into a tree?

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not only was this guy no Curly, he's not even a Curly Joe Besser

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It's good to see that the actors are enjoying themselves anyway #monsterdon

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Such a dainty monster run!

#Monsterdon i sure hope none of these papier mache boulders start rolling at us

Ignore the clean cut in the log as the carrot monster lifts it up... #Monsterdon

I have never felt so violently angry at a bad actor doing terrible impressions and wished for them a meat grinder type of fate

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Phallic carrot on the head! #monsterdon

I just checked these two actors' imdb pages and, disturbingly, they kept getting work after this.

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I am going to travel back to the 1960s for the purpose of doing violence to these two men

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There's a room at Lumon Industries where severed employees have to watch this movie all day long.

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Who were the They Might be Giants of 1962 because I think they did the soundtrack? #monsterdon

Oh, he's trying to do Capone. Yikes. #Monsterdon

Save those syrofoam boulders boys Captain Kirk needs them to battle that Gorn later #Monsterdon

Slugger!

...please stop.

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#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 "Yeah, see. We'll have to fight 'em, see. Yeah." Ugh.

@mortaine they're obviously talking about the men though so I still say no #monsterdon

@steggy Yeah that's fair

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When you get a chance - which should be at any point in this movie - check out the meld of kink with film appreciation in this single thread.

I love Monsterdon!

Doc Poona and Prof Tanga need to start a death metal band. #monsterdon

@diazona no comparison, GQ is waaaayyy better, but more that it's the same vibe.

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The Vegemen are the best part of this movie. I mean, I like the giant women too.

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If the women are speaking in Alien Speak and we can't understand them, does it count for the Bechtel Test? #monsterdon terdon

@steggy I'm wrong, rolling those boulders obviously qualifies as balling #monsterdon

Is that violin or theremin?

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@strangefour This week, definitely

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"there's only one thing to do!"
press stop and leave the room?
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Ya know. Maybe #Monsterdon is better when you don't watch the bad movie and only read the reactions to the horrors human eyes were not meant to see and words no one was meant to hear.

@steggy oh noooo it hurts my soul to have this compared to Galaxy Quest

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Really good thing this desert has styrofoam rocks!

It would have been the funniest thing in the movie if he had genuinely tripped pushing that fake bolder down the hill. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

This guy keeps trying to do comedy voices, but none of them are good.
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I keep on wishing the camera gets knocked out by a rock so the movie ends. #monsterdon

big rock, just like in my zelda game

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They called-in a pre-born Patton Oswalt to write all these ADR'd comments.

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I thought Kirk’s move with the Gorn was original. I guess not!

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@shig Maybe the square cube law, and it has nothing to do with math? #Monsterdon

Yeah I thought those papier mache boulders were hanging around for some reason. #Monsterdon

I like the fake rocks mixed in with real rocks

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I've never had a movie about vegetables make me so blood thirsty.

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The ladies speaking in their native language without subtitles is a very Star Wars Christmas Special vibe innit? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Damn, he's alive.

They really should have taken her gun #monsterdon

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these men are also doing silly runnings from like 1930s silent films fwiw

I want to see Robot Monster come out of hte cave. #monsterdon

"we did it! we did it!"
yeah, we know, we saw you smoking your cigars earlier. #monsterdon

@msh men of this era seem to go gaga for a dame that is 7 feet tall, wearing a leotard, and with that kind of a bra that shapes the tit into a flat cone shape like those duckbill N95 masks #monsterdon

Do these dudes even know where they’re going?

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ooo, weird alien language, that's fun

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“We spent $37.50 on this cave set and we’re going to get our money’s worth! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Please tell me that guy is dead.

#Monsterdon Yeah, but you clearly kinda want your legs to be broken by her. 🤦‍♂️

That's definitely a bingo square!! #monsterdon

and why do the vegemen run like that?

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I'm actually enjoying parts of this.

This film is like the 50's version of Galaxy Quest, where they satirize the Star Trek genre. I just feel so much the piss take here..

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@steggy I thought this was more painful than any other #Monsterdon in recent memory but on reflection I'm starting to agree with you a little more

"We did it!"

Stop doing it. #Monsterdon

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the alien language is pretty great tbh

@srol NO. NO. TELL ME YOU'RE LYING. NO.

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Somebody put the basketball back on it's stand and put the stand back where it was.

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They built that corridor-gag set and they're going to get their money's worth. #Monsterdon

The movie is BARELY halfway over #monsterdon

Attempting the charm offensive. Yeah, that’s going to work. #monsterdon

The dialog in Star Creature language is probably a Bechdel pass #monsterdon

Okay. This conversation is interesting.

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They're Stinky and The Brain. 🎶

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Thinking about who the Monster is in this week's movie....and I think the monster is....Comedy

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All you need is love.

Love is all you need.

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Plumbing sounds OH NO YOU EFFIN didn't movie! #MonsterDon

@foolishowl Yeah. "Challenge accepted!"

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Ok, back from the phone call. I looked up a few times to the movie & I must say that I appreciate the ... progressive ... gratuitous butt shots when they were going through a tunnel or something.

Guy, Gal, and Monster butts! WOW!

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It's called consent you asshat. #monsterdon

"There, y'see? All we gotta do is throw ourselves on the open flame and burn alive, ending the movie early! What a plan!" #Monsterdon

"The way you're going, you'll destroy yourselves in two or three hundred years."

Hah! We can do better than that.

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The only draft here is the first rough draft.

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