Please, ladies, just destroy Earth already. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Oh, good, we're back to the Wrestling Women. Oh, wait, no, never mind. We're still in ... this.

everyone who voted for this is required by law to watch to the end. you MUST suffer for your sins.

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My Achy Breaky Heart...

Silly Boy Virus

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@CactuarJoe I for one welcome our tiny frozen overlords

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

that opening content warning did not adequately prepare me for the level of racism at play here jesus christ

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I'd like to believe this lead Native American is trolling the army dudes for his own amusement

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Vegiguys sound like they're talking through a snorkel #monsterdon

#monsterdon between the casual misogyny and the casual racism, there's the deeply unfunny comedy routine ripoffs

"That one pony is like 'this is bogus, I just want carrots.'" #monsterdon

I thought I knew the meaning of degradation.

I was wrong.

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#Monsterdon oh dear

#Monsterdon Yes! Kill!

@Zerofactorial ooff, reminds me of those old cartoons.... #monsterdon

So we've just completely abandoned any pretense of a plot. #Monsterdon

please tell me this isn't just the rest of the movie

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How is this scene still happening

@RobynGoodfellow

Imagine the theater scene from "The Producers."

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#Monsterdon "they're obviously indians" oh this is gonna be the racism isn't it

OMG!! "The colonel just left in his space helmet" #monsterdon

i am quite sure everyone involved in this production blasted off long ago. #monsterdon

Vegiman, I order you to move the giant box of space kleenex. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne This is testing the mettle of our commentary capabilities at Star Wars Holiday Special levels

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If they start passing gas now, I am losing all respect for Mel Brooks

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#monsterdon oh good despite horrible racism we are all space pals
Fucking kill me

#Monsterdon savage? JFC

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But that little bay with the fuzzy fuzzy mane...

those two horses did all they could and they are great heroes but they couldn't compensate for the horror of everything else

Do you think there was a premier for this? Like, did these people have to sit in a quiet theater filled with people and watch this train wreck wondering if they were going to be shot when it was over? #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

oh thank god they cut away

whew

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@Taweret they would have to cut a whole lot of this #Monsterdon to get rid of the racism 😬

I looked away for half a second and sweet jebus

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#Monsterdon Fellas I did not need that visual.

Is Colonel Awol supposed to be Teddy Roosevelt, or is there another reference I'm not getting

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#monsterdon I'm gonna freak out

#Monsterdon drink your ovaltine

Maybe the movie thinks it'll be easier to laugh at these guys if we don't care if they live or die.

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Interesting: do we know if the warning box about "disturbing scenes" was the insane racism of the native Americans, the "Space Broads" comment/aesthetic, or is it maybe something even worse we haven't seen yet?
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"This is ridiculous!"

That's... Far more generous than what I was going to say. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Should they have called this movie Space Circus instead?

I hope Mel Brooks didn't get the dance scene from Blazing Saddles from this...

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#monsterdon ngl what the fuck

we guessed blackface but got brownface.

not sure if this is better or worse than i imagined.

actually, worse, cause its this movie

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@Zerofactorial @miriamrobern @springdiesel @lytta rare instance of this being a good idea #monsterdon

Soooo…it's all a weirdly-disguised metaphor for Freemasonry?

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you, sir, would be outranked by a slug. #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow this is horrible

I just realized the colonel's name is "Thomas A. Wall."

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#Monsterdon I'm writing in my diary! Just a minute!

okay, i actually laughed and the indigenous space commander connor fan.

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#Monsterdon Custer is already dead.

Gott im Himmel #monsterdon

I feel we need to apologize for this movie, I mean I was only 1 when it came out, but still... #Monsterdon

I thought the movie was surprisingly light on casual racism.

Oh, not so casual then.

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ok grandpa, enough of this, let's get back to the vegetable men #monsterdon

aight i'm closing out, coming back next week. there are many good monsterdons, and there are some bad monsterdons, this one somehow managed to be a new category of bad monsterdon by trying to be funny #monsterdon

And now we've reached the racial stereotype part. Now we're in real trouble #monsterdon

Democracy has failed us
We could be watching Frogs

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I mean, why would they be discredited if they were drunk, I mean, you can be drunk AND right! #monsterdon

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Now those horses are annoyed too.

Very sensitive portrayal of Native Americans. Although I would have loved it if the colonel had been stabbed #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh my word

#monsterdon This movie is culturally abominable. Also, FINE.

I'm just seeing them run around rocks? does the amazon cut not have the racism?

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“What do you take me for? Don’t you answer that!” #Monsterdon

So, now we've reached the cultural sensitivity warning section.

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Ow. Stop talking. We're in the racial stereotype portion of our movie.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

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I see this is the problematic bit...

god this was in 1961... this movie was made by idiots

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

If the commentary can make *this* movie fun to watch, and it is doing so at least for me, then any movie can be a subject of our event.

A very scary thought.

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That palomino's ears suggest infinite kindness, he didn't bit the idiots yelling right by his face!

OK, here it is...

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I think the kernel's about to get popped. #MonsterDon

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"I'll have you space-martialed!"

Um.... :gonzo:

@heathen_cat Be prepared to lose many brain cells

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oh cool casual racism, awesome #monsterdon

"""for some reason""" this entire movie bugs me. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Thank dog for fast forward.

Oh no oh no

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Ah. Here's the gray box content. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Uh oh. Here comes the racism.

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@RamenCatholic @JoeWynne @Taweret Not me. They're full of toxins #monsterdon

Dude. This is how we all feel. #monsterdon

Indians = Cavalry = Irony #monsterdon

Prepare yourselves. #Monsterdon

ah. #monsterdon

@brooke idk why but I find this especially hilarious 😂

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Fakest rock ever. #Monsterdon

you're making all of us soft in the heads through sheer bludgeonings

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

oh here's the racist part we were warned about at the beginning

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Not that it matters, but I think this is at least the fifth #monsterdon "space helmet" I have seen with a giant hole in it.

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Let's be honest - the secretary has seen weirder.
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I'll have you space-martialed #monsterdon

Just think only an hour left OMG SHUT UP #MonsterDon

“I’ll have you space martialed!”

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

We must find them, and eat them; as an example to the others. #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @JoeWynne @Taweret

Ahh the 'Space Force' connection

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#Monsterdon subtitles: "(ominous beeping continues)"

@paco @Newpa_Hasai

agree to disagree

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