I've never been so glad to have the stupid yucks going

#Monsterdon

Also, these hafta be the lowest-effort sci-fi control surfaces that we've seen to date

I put more work on my cardboard & foil spaceship when I was 8

#monsterdon

Are they playing with the ladies knobs? They're going to get it bad! #MonsterDon

@bstacey bees

fire

the watch and ward society of boston

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Alright, well bailed on #monsterdon again. So far my favorite was Invasion of the Bee Girls.

@msh @Taweret Some folks will be wanting a palate cleanser after this feature #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm done watching monsterdons without looking them up. These depictions can die. Any entertainment value has since been fucking stripped
I hate this shit

this might actually be the worst monsterdon movie ever shown

#monsterdon

OMFG.

Yes, the racism definitely merited the warning

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Everyone involved in this movie needs to be space-martialed #monsterdon

Apparently I tuned right back in in time for the racism!

#Monsterdon

Philbrick needs to share that jug with everyone watching this movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon - sometimes it's about the pain of cinema

i think they just proposed to one another? #monsterdon

"If I was any closer I'd be in back of you!" #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

Just 10 more mins by my count

Is this going to be like a Seth Rogan film (or Breakfast Club), where they smoke up and then suddenly everyone is friends? #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Everyone, we have the two-word reaction summary to this movie. ☝️

Thanks, @brooke !!

i think I prefer listening to the Alien Dr's govreeting, to the guys partaking

#Monsterdon

OMG there are still 10 minutes to this movie.

#monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#monsterdon y'all I do not even know how to pick apart this racism

@Louisa He's making me think a lot of George C. Scott's character from Doctor Strangelove, so I think just a general parody of war hawk army officers. #monsterdon

@Taweret yeah the Tubi version of this #Monsterdon has a very cringe extended sequence with indigenous people and they are smoking a "peace pipe" and dancing around and it is every bit as terrible as you can imagine it is better just to loop that running in the forest scene over and over to be honest

@paco nice #monsterdon

They got ten minutes to suddenly become funny, you think they can pull it off? #Monsterdon

...space mice? what?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon you know what would improve this movie right now?

bees

the 19 month long occupation of alcatraz happened less than a decade after this movie

#monsterdon

Back at the spaceship, the one functioning space dame is having her own problems... her favorite scarecrow guy is garbling noises at her while she tries to fix the spaceship or something... I'm not actually sure what's going on here but I'm going to guess that she's having trouble turning the space ship on with her other crew person in a lusty daze.

#monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

why do we have to stop the star creatures from returning to their planet now?

😬 #monsterdon

No one in this film has ever been in the same room as any drugs ever. #monsterdon

Thankfully, this movie is only 69 minutes long... #monsterdon

what’s the name of the tree movie we saw last year? it’s like they saw that movie and thought they could improve on that. especially the racism.

#monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

yes yes yes, have you ever looked at your hand, i mean really looked at your hand yes yes yes

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Washing produce was more interesting than this movie so I've missed the past 30+ minutes...

#Monsterdon

Vulcan neck pinch? Really? #Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962.

#monsterdon what was the point, I ask you

The #monsterdon this week is just a lot.

Puna and Tanga are the space doms last names and that should have been enough to set proper expectations of this movie. If you’re disappointed you have only yourself to blame. #Monsterdon

needs more drums >_< #monsterdon

#Monsterdon No! Honey, you can do better!

Horses in the background there like, I am gonna have *such an argument* with my agent when I get out of here. #Monsterdon

its still.... its still going

i dont... i dont think i can do this. i think im too weak.

#monsterdon

it sounds like they are speaking....Cookie Monster??

#Monsterdon

Whew... #Monsterdon

Please, ladies, just destroy Earth already. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Oh, good, we're back to the Wrestling Women. Oh, wait, no, never mind. We're still in ... this.

everyone who voted for this is required by law to watch to the end. you MUST suffer for your sins.

#monsterdon

My Achy Breaky Heart...

Silly Boy Virus

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I for one welcome our tiny frozen overlords

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

that opening content warning did not adequately prepare me for the level of racism at play here jesus christ

#monsterdon

I'd like to believe this lead Native American is trolling the army dudes for his own amusement

#Monsterdon

Vegiguys sound like they're talking through a snorkel #monsterdon

#monsterdon between the casual misogyny and the casual racism, there's the deeply unfunny comedy routine ripoffs

"That one pony is like 'this is bogus, I just want carrots.'" #monsterdon

I thought I knew the meaning of degradation.

I was wrong.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh dear

#Monsterdon Yes! Kill!

@Zerofactorial ooff, reminds me of those old cartoons.... #monsterdon

So we've just completely abandoned any pretense of a plot. #Monsterdon

please tell me this isn't just the rest of the movie

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow

Imagine the theater scene from "The Producers."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

How is this scene still happening

#Monsterdon "they're obviously indians" oh this is gonna be the racism isn't it

OMG!! "The colonel just left in his space helmet" #monsterdon

#monsterdon After this is done, I have to write a formal apology to the storage medium I used to store this... film. FINE. LOL.

i am quite sure everyone involved in this production blasted off long ago. #monsterdon

Vegiman, I order you to move the giant box of space kleenex. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne This is testing the mettle of our commentary capabilities at Star Wars Holiday Special levels

#Monsterdon

If they start passing gas now, I am losing all respect for Mel Brooks

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh good despite horrible racism we are all space pals
Fucking kill me

#Monsterdon savage? JFC

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

But that little bay with the fuzzy fuzzy mane...

those two horses did all they could and they are great heroes but they couldn't compensate for the horror of everything else

Do you think there was a premier for this? Like, did these people have to sit in a quiet theater filled with people and watch this train wreck wondering if they were going to be shot when it was over? #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

oh thank god they cut away

whew

#Monsterdon

@Taweret they would have to cut a whole lot of this #Monsterdon to get rid of the racism 😬

I looked away for half a second and sweet jebus

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Fellas I did not need that visual.

Is Colonel Awol supposed to be Teddy Roosevelt, or is there another reference I'm not getting

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm gonna freak out

#Monsterdon drink your ovaltine

Maybe the movie thinks it'll be easier to laugh at these guys if we don't care if they live or die.

#monsterdon

Interesting: do we know if the warning box about "disturbing scenes" was the insane racism of the native Americans, the "Space Broads" comment/aesthetic, or is it maybe something even worse we haven't seen yet?
#monsterdon

"This is ridiculous!"

That's... Far more generous than what I was going to say. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 Should they have called this movie Space Circus instead?

I hope Mel Brooks didn't get the dance scene from Blazing Saddles from this...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon ngl what the fuck

we guessed blackface but got brownface.

not sure if this is better or worse than i imagined.

actually, worse, cause its this movie

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @miriamrobern @springdiesel @lytta rare instance of this being a good idea #monsterdon

Soooo…it's all a weirdly-disguised metaphor for Freemasonry?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon wow this is horrible

you, sir, would be outranked by a slug. #monsterdon

I just realized the colonel's name is "Thomas A. Wall."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm writing in my diary! Just a minute!

okay, i actually laughed and the indigenous space commander connor fan.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Custer is already dead.

Gott im Himmel #monsterdon

I feel we need to apologize for this movie, I mean I was only 1 when it came out, but still... #Monsterdon