Marriage starts with nausea. Sartre #monsterdon

@neia @JoeWynne Oh yeah that's true

#Monsterdon

I do not understand giving these irresponsible dudes their weapons.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@mortaine I think I just saw that commercial. They just don't care to stay on topic anymore... #Monsterdon

Be careful with those light meters, guys!

#Monsterdon

"Hey you can't talk to us that way."

She just did buddy.

#Monsterdon

You kiss only me or I'll embrace you good!

OK, I thought that was funny.

#monsterdon

It was the directors poorly hidden fetish this whole time!
#Monsterdon

For a hot second I thought Professor Puna was going to demonstrate by kissing Professor Tanga #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

OH GROSS

@diazona@techhub.social @JoeWynne@mstdn.plus Hey now, the Star Wars Holiday Special had some redeeming qualities! Obviously High Leia was great, and Bea Arthur made the cantina scene good. Somehow.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

nothing worse than a failed comedy

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

this movie is so bad i have nothing redeemingly funny to say about it. #monsterdon

Lady, while I applaud your beating their asses, you also apparently built a space ship where one dumb ass could sit on a single button and wreck all your plans irrecoverably. #monsterdon

dr.... punani?

#monsterdon

It's not to late. You can still shoot them. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

The giantesses are not supposed to be subs.

#Monsterdon

The script is still in print! #monsterdon

don't shoot them yet, beat the shit out of them some more please #monsterdon

OMG! Love does conquer all!

#Monsterdon

OH GOD I FUCKING CALLED IT

GIANT ALIEN SCIENTISTS GONNA MARRY THE IDIOTS

😩 😭

#Monsterdon

please, dr puna, i also order you to blast these two immediately. #monsterdon

@astroPug @JoeWynne I admire your dedication

#Monsterdon

WWE level of fake fighting

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

BLAST THEM BOTH INTO ATOMS

@Taweret YouTube too #monsterdon

PLEASE SHOOT

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Yes blast them both into atoms
#Monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

She keeps saying that word. I don't think it means what she thinks it means. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#monsterdon "Do you two realize what you've done? Your planet will be ruled by humans through the year 2025"

I hate when I send my spaceship into a fifth magnitude time belt.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
It seemed like such a serious title.

To spring this off-brand Abbott and Costello movie on audiences with that title, seems kind of unethical.

@RobynGoodfellow pleeeeeeeease

#Monsterdon

The director of this film is roasting in hell right now. #Monsterdon

I mean, yeah, this is a terrible movie. But it still has a more coherent plot than Battle Beyond the Stars did #monsterdon

that spinning arrow is starting to feel like a Fisher-Price Busy Board

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

A little peace pipe helps this movie.

I'll need to rewatch Reservation Dogs to get over this.

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

So, they're married right? I feel they're married now? #MOnsterDon

#monsterdon You had me at #piranha1978 You lost me at #invasionofthestarcreatures
Ethically, I cannot keep watching. Anthropologically, I cannot look away. #wtfAmericanFilmCulture

So, does that pipe count as coffee? #monsterdon

Can we send the movie into a fifth-magnitude time belt.

#Monsterdon

Again, what other movie did they rip the starship footage from?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Damn, they're still alive. #Monsterdon

I'll just say there was some mocking laughter in there somewhere

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Then the rocket explodes in space. The End. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#Monsterdon you end and I begin? They are so hot for each other.

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oh thank god here they go

ah yes, the "speed up the film because what we did wasn't actually funny" gambit.

#monsterdon

That was a toilet flush sound.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Good Christ, just drag them out by their hair. It would be less humiliating.

yes, please, flush this movie down the commode it so obviously already lives in. #monsterdon

statuesque alien scientists *and* foley artists #monsterdon

There is still 10 minutes left, if it was modern, I could comfort myself knowing most of that would be credits.

#monsterdon

I take it the sound effects board is the funny part?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

The console looks like it was built by the director's kid for a science project. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Alas, I assume The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera isn't readily-available enough for #monsterdon...

Also, these hafta be the lowest-effort sci-fi control surfaces that we've seen to date

I put more work on my cardboard & foil spaceship when I was 8

#monsterdon

I've never been so glad to have the stupid yucks going

#Monsterdon

Are they playing with the ladies knobs? They're going to get it bad! #MonsterDon

@bstacey bees

fire

the watch and ward society of boston

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Alright, well bailed on #monsterdon again. So far my favorite was Invasion of the Bee Girls.

@msh @Taweret Some folks will be wanting a palate cleanser after this feature #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm done watching monsterdons without looking them up. These depictions can die. Any entertainment value has since been fucking stripped
I hate this shit

this might actually be the worst monsterdon movie ever shown

#monsterdon

OMFG.

Yes, the racism definitely merited the warning

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Apparently I tuned right back in in time for the racism!

#Monsterdon

Philbrick needs to share that jug with everyone watching this movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon - sometimes it's about the pain of cinema

i think they just proposed to one another? #monsterdon

"If I was any closer I'd be in back of you!" #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

Just 10 more mins by my count

Is this going to be like a Seth Rogan film (or Breakfast Club), where they smoke up and then suddenly everyone is friends? #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Everyone, we have the two-word reaction summary to this movie. ☝️

Thanks, @brooke !!

i think I prefer listening to the Alien Dr's govreeting, to the guys partaking

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon y'all I do not even know how to pick apart this racism

@Louisa He's making me think a lot of George C. Scott's character from Doctor Strangelove, so I think just a general parody of war hawk army officers. #monsterdon

@Taweret yeah the Tubi version of this #Monsterdon has a very cringe extended sequence with indigenous people and they are smoking a "peace pipe" and dancing around and it is every bit as terrible as you can imagine it is better just to loop that running in the forest scene over and over to be honest

@paco nice #monsterdon

They got ten minutes to suddenly become funny, you think they can pull it off? #Monsterdon

...space mice? what?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon you know what would improve this movie right now?

bees

the 19 month long occupation of alcatraz happened less than a decade after this movie

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😱 🥒 👽 💃 🔥 💥 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

why do we have to stop the star creatures from returning to their planet now?

😬 #monsterdon

No one in this film has ever been in the same room as any drugs ever. #monsterdon

Thankfully, this movie is only 69 minutes long... #monsterdon

yes yes yes, have you ever looked at your hand, i mean really looked at your hand yes yes yes

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Washing produce was more interesting than this movie so I've missed the past 30+ minutes...

#Monsterdon

Vulcan neck pinch? Really? #Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962.

#monsterdon what was the point, I ask you

The #monsterdon this week is just a lot.

needs more drums >_< #monsterdon

#Monsterdon No! Honey, you can do better!

Horses in the background there like, I am gonna have *such an argument* with my agent when I get out of here. #Monsterdon

it sounds like they are speaking....Cookie Monster??

#Monsterdon

Whew... #Monsterdon