I want a giant electric woman from space.

#monsterdon

GENERAL RANK

not even trying

#Monsterdon

@sealawyer you cannot delete it from your mind though, that is the true horror of Monsterdon

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"In the face of fantastic odds..." that this film was actually made?!?!?!??!!

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#monsterdon you gotta be fuckin' kidding me

#ohno #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

@sealawyer Kinda want to symbolically burn my SSD

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

@JoeWynne Joe, it's not easy but we're here

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@paco @neia @JoeWynne I gotta think about this but you might well be right

#Monsterdon

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I am 100% against the death penalty but this film is giving me pause about that.

@Taweret I'm so sorry.

#monsterdon

Where the hell is WARshington? #monsterdon

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We can do it people! We can get to the end of this movie together!

All those who make it will get a special recognition toot!

Before they were dumb. Now they are dumb and drunk #Monsterdon

you know, i didn't think this movie could end worse than it already was, but wowwwwww holy shit.

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Imagine having to speak these lines. #Monsterdon

Nice, some good ole sexism to balance the racism

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@gnomon You're suggesting they haven't already hit rock bottom then? That might be true, but it depresses me to think it #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Captain, it's February #monsterdon

@lytta They deserve it TBH

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i give

UNCLE! UNCLE!!!

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Ah, and a final dollop of misogyny. How nice...🙄

stock footage FINALLY! #monsterdon

Reading the posts, it seems like the Amazon version may be longer. I'm so grateful for Tubi right now #Monsterdon

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ffs

Robot Monster needs to come out and kill EVERYONE. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Now, it's like we're watching F Troop.

#Monsterdon

i hope these gals only take a couple months to learn what a black widow is

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@neia Yeah. This is actually WORSE than the Star Wars Holiday Special. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne @diazona

Oh, hey, they found the other guys

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Wow. Those eyebrows.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#monsterdon Yeah, I've definitely reached one of the parts that necessitated a warning before the movie. Didn't age well...

"In the interest of science, of course..."

We've failed the Bechtel test.

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@gnomon Too bad they didn't expand their backstories #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah i see he's of the "you have to stay drunk to keep from getting hungover to power through" school

Marriage starts with nausea. Sartre #monsterdon

@neia @JoeWynne Oh yeah that's true

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I do not understand giving these irresponsible dudes their weapons.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@mortaine I think I just saw that commercial. They just don't care to stay on topic anymore... #Monsterdon

Be careful with those light meters, guys!

#Monsterdon

"Hey you can't talk to us that way."

She just did buddy.

#Monsterdon

You kiss only me or I'll embrace you good!

OK, I thought that was funny.

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It was the directors poorly hidden fetish this whole time!
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For a hot second I thought Professor Puna was going to demonstrate by kissing Professor Tanga #monsterdon

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OH GROSS

uggg, the old "one kiss from an Earthman and I'll betray my people' routine

do not make a new life on this planet lady, do not.

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@diazona@techhub.social @JoeWynne@mstdn.plus Hey now, the Star Wars Holiday Special had some redeeming qualities! Obviously High Leia was great, and Bea Arthur made the cantina scene good. Somehow.

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #Monsterdon

nothing worse than a failed comedy

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Okay, so after reaching the control room, the main dullards run around messing with all the controls and playing catch with the mysterious control orbs, until they eventually find the launch button and push it, launching it into space.

The space dames appear to yell at them, entering full dommy mommy mode, they angrily explaining that their rocket cannot be recovered and they're stuck on earth now.

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this movie is so bad i have nothing redeemingly funny to say about it. #monsterdon

Lady, while I applaud your beating their asses, you also apparently built a space ship where one dumb ass could sit on a single button and wreck all your plans irrecoverably. #monsterdon

dr.... punani?

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It's not to late. You can still shoot them. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

The giantesses are not supposed to be subs.

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Did you enjoy the film?

The script is still in print! #monsterdon

don't shoot them yet, beat the shit out of them some more please #monsterdon

OMG! Love does conquer all!

#Monsterdon

NOOOO, KILL THEM! PLEASE KILL THEM, I'M BEGGING YOU #Monsterdon

OH GOD I FUCKING CALLED IT

GIANT ALIEN SCIENTISTS GONNA MARRY THE IDIOTS

😩 😭

#Monsterdon

please, dr puna, i also order you to blast these two immediately. #monsterdon

@astroPug @JoeWynne I admire your dedication

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WWE level of fake fighting

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BLAST THEM BOTH INTO ATOMS

@Taweret YouTube too #monsterdon

PLEASE SHOOT

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

Yes blast them both into atoms
#Monsterdon
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She keeps saying that word. I don't think it means what she thinks it means. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#monsterdon "Do you two realize what you've done? Your planet will be ruled by humans through the year 2025"

Oh, please beat them up giant space lady.

They deserve it!

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I hate when I send my spaceship into a fifth magnitude time belt.

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#Monsterdon
It seemed like such a serious title.

To spring this off-brand Abbott and Costello movie on audiences with that title, seems kind of unethical.

@RobynGoodfellow pleeeeeeeease

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The director of this film is roasting in hell right now. #Monsterdon

I mean, yeah, this is a terrible movie. But it still has a more coherent plot than Battle Beyond the Stars did #monsterdon

that spinning arrow is starting to feel like a Fisher-Price Busy Board

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#Monsterdon

A little peace pipe helps this movie.

I'll need to rewatch Reservation Dogs to get over this.

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

So, they're married right? I feel they're married now? #MOnsterDon

#monsterdon You had me at #piranha1978 You lost me at #invasionofthestarcreatures
Ethically, I cannot keep watching. Anthropologically, I cannot look away. #wtfAmericanFilmCulture

So, does that pipe count as coffee? #monsterdon

Can we send the movie into a fifth-magnitude time belt.

#Monsterdon

Again, what other movie did they rip the starship footage from?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

I'll just say there was some mocking laughter in there somewhere

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Damn, they're still alive. #Monsterdon

Then the rocket explodes in space. The End. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#Monsterdon you end and I begin? They are so hot for each other.

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oh thank god here they go

ah yes, the "speed up the film because what we did wasn't actually funny" gambit.

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That was a toilet flush sound.

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#Monsterdon Good Christ, just drag them out by their hair. It would be less humiliating.

yes, please, flush this movie down the commode it so obviously already lives in. #monsterdon

statuesque alien scientists *and* foley artists #monsterdon

There is still 10 minutes left, if it was modern, I could comfort myself knowing most of that would be credits.

#monsterdon

I take it the sound effects board is the funny part?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

The console looks like it was built by the director's kid for a science project. #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Alas, I assume The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera isn't readily-available enough for #monsterdon...