@moira @Lazarou @RobynGoodfellow Okay okay - only if they stink in a way we can ENJOY #monsterdon

Both the leads in this film were credited as snappy shortened version of their names.

I really get the feeling they were trying to establish themselves as a hilarious comedy duo.

They probably imagined themselves as a beloved act that appeared in dozens of movies like The Three Stooges or Abbot and Costello. #monsterdon

@Taweret What if we need a film to make fascists watch though? #monsterdon

*(or to unwatch #monsterdon)

Wow, that was terrible.

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

I think this may have been the #Monsterdon watch with the least value, at least for me. 😩

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Tubi® next presented us with "Mission Stardust", evidently a _Perry_Rhodan_ movie.

@diazona I support this conclusion

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Oh those blessed words of the end.

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Ok so I think I got bingo? #monsterdon

@miriamrobern I mean, I can't really blame her

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@miriamrobern Bless her heart #monsterdon

It takes a special kind of actor to pull off a zanny comedy film like this one.

Too bad no such actors were involved in this film. #Monsterdon

@starkraving666

Yah, that time's gone I'm afraid. Heheh.

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The space scientists are so smart they immediately mastered the Stepford smile.

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Hold on. Space mice??? #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Ro-Man the Robot Monster hides his head in shame…his canyon has seen better days.

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omg... what!? #Monsterdon

Holy shit how fucking long does this go on for #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

Another #Monsterdon has thankfully to an end. As always thanks to our host for tonight @Taweret.

If you missed-out on tonight's fun you can join us next week by following the hashtag #MonsterdonAlert and voting on the next feature! Sometime tomorrow @Taweret will post a poll to pick the next movie using this hashtag.

Just vote - even if this would be your first time. Then next Sunday watch with us.

They're not all this bad! 😜

@RamenCatholic @JoeWynne @Taweret You'll be fine as long as you can get some of that triple-strand DNA Godzilla's got #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvasionoftheStarCreatures1962 For those continuing with the extra 10 minutes.....

hey ho, shoulda rewatched bee girls! I still appreciate you, co- #monsterdon ers ❤️

@Taweret@octodon.social lol, agreed #monsterdon

@srol Very true although I couldn't bring myself to process what was happening on screen at that point

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Racism reprise.

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And they drive off into the sunset (and hopefully the sea). It's The End

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@bunnyhero poor bastards! #MonsterDon

I have computer trouble so I haven't been posting, but I watched along on my phone. Thanks it was terrible! #monsterdon

@miriamrobern Beat me to it!

"Look guys, we've blown the whole budget. We can only afford a single capital letter in the closing title. Choose wisely...

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ok, i am crawling under the table and not coming out again for several hours

thank you @Taweret and @JoeWynne and others for helping me keep my sanity through this HORROR SHOW

hugs and love, no matter what, next week WIL be better, I have faith.

We'll get through this!

#monsterdon

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Why was 'The' the only capitalized word in 'it's The end'???

We will never get those minutes back, we will never unsee the things we have seen, we will never unhear those terrible voices and sound effects.

the only thing that makes it ok is you #Monsterdonians.

thank god it's over tho

"I'll stick so close to you that you won't know where you end and I begin!"

Whoa, ok. Didn't know it was that kind of film. #Monsterdon

It's not the end. It'll never be the end. I'll hear these obnoxious shitheads in my nightmares for the rest of my life. #Monsterdon

I need to not be for a while #monsterdon

That was actually way more denouement than #monsterdon movies typically have.

SMEAAAAAAAA GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ISSSSSSSS

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

jumps around in circles

#monsterdon

That's an hour of your life you are never getting back!

#monsterdon

Thank you movie for clearly identifying the end

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Before the movie I thought of jokes about women in tubes, from the poster, but uh

That was never actually in the movie

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This is the best acting so far....it's almost like a real movie.... oh , nm

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"It's the End"

Well, that's right.

That was just *stunning*.

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

We made it!! We did it together!! 🥳 🎉

Well done, everyone!!!

Current headspace: CANDY BAR! I'M GONNA GET A CANDY BAR!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

@Louisa I've been doing it wrong #monsterdon

Seems like they like this dude's ridiculous dance schtick so much they just tossed it in randomly on the army base. #monsterdon

Whew, Lordy #Monsterdon

Thank Deity. THE END.

#monsterdon

That's right. You just fuck on off down that road and don't ever come back!

#Monsterdon

Watching this movie hurts. #Monsterdon

#mutters I think I have some rum upstairs #MonsterDon

They will pause our funding! #Monsterdon

@aburka #Monsterdon

"it's The end"

THANK YOU GOD
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oh thank fuck it's over #monsterdon

I feel like a need a shower after that one

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Would it help if I told you everyone involved in making this film is -- statistically speaking -- probably dead? #monsterdon

And so ends another #Monsterdon. Thank you, @Taweret, for hosting. Thank you, posters and lurkers, for being a part of these shenanigans. And remember, #Monsterdoners: Stand by for charge, baby!

Pretty sure nobody ascends to the rank of General in the US Army by saluting like this. #monsterdon

And they fucked off into an awkward foursome. #Monsterdon

omg they brought *back* all the worst parts of this for the end

Please let it be the end

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#Monsterdon please kill the guys and let the movie end

I would just like to note that I haven't managed to look at the actual movie for the last 30 minutes. The SOUND was hard enough to handle without actually looking at it too. Gaaaaaaaah.

#Monsterdon

"Me never smoke."

Racist stereotype? Yes, obviously. But that was the first joke in this whole film that was delivered with good comedic timing.
#Monsterdon

It would be easier to take if these "braves" were beatniks reliving summer camp and taking the opportunity to mess around with the "man".

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#monsterdon most horrible movie I have ever watched

Marriage is like slavery haha a funny joke to try and make you forget about the racism I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

GENERAL RANK

not even trying

#Monsterdon

"In the face of fantastic odds..." that this film was actually made?!?!?!??!!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon you gotta be fuckin' kidding me

#ohno #monsterdon #invasionofthestarcreatures

@sealawyer Kinda want to symbolically burn my SSD

#InvasionOfTheStarCreatures #monsterdon

@JoeWynne Joe, it's not easy but we're here

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@paco @neia @JoeWynne I gotta think about this but you might well be right

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I am 100% against the death penalty but this film is giving me pause about that.

@Taweret I'm so sorry.

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Where the hell is WARshington? #monsterdon

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We can do it people! We can get to the end of this movie together!

All those who make it will get a special recognition toot!

Before they were dumb. Now they are dumb and drunk #Monsterdon

you know, i didn't think this movie could end worse than it already was, but wowwwwww holy shit.

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Imagine having to speak these lines. #Monsterdon

@gnomon You're suggesting they haven't already hit rock bottom then? That might be true, but it depresses me to think it #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Captain, it's February #monsterdon

@lytta They deserve it TBH

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i give

UNCLE! UNCLE!!!

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Ah, and a final dollop of misogyny. How nice...🙄

stock footage FINALLY! #monsterdon

Reading the posts, it seems like the Amazon version may be longer. I'm so grateful for Tubi right now #Monsterdon

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ffs

Now, it's like we're watching F Troop.

#Monsterdon

i hope these gals only take a couple months to learn what a black widow is

#monsterdon

@neia Yeah. This is actually WORSE than the Star Wars Holiday Special. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne @diazona

Oh, hey, they found the other guys

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

Wow. Those eyebrows.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheStarCreatures

#monsterdon Yeah, I've definitely reached one of the parts that necessitated a warning before the movie. Didn't age well...

"In the interest of science, of course..."

We've failed the Bechtel test.

#Monsterdon

@gnomon Too bad they didn't expand their backstories #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah i see he's of the "you have to stay drunk to keep from getting hungover to power through" school