This funeral is a Robert Palmer video

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so cop dude is gay, isn’t he? he’s Joe’s bfriend, isn’t he?

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okay this is fair you don't gotta do much to attract a soldier to sex in the 70s

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So the noise comes from the eyes? #monsterdon

This movie is, uh, pro-HRT? Sort of?

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Just for reference, bees have neither androgens nor estrogens.

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[whew]

At least we're spared the sheriff's back hair

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....did anyone make a les-bee-an joke yet?

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Listen, my husband's death made me super horny. Are you gonna be cool about this

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my prediction is that the movie will end suddenly with no resolution to anything

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Coffee...
Tea.,.

...or me?
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#monsterdon This terrible movie keeps zigging when i expect it to zag.

I didn’t realize there were A24 films in the 70s! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon

None of these bee girls have talked to each other in this entire sequence

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"Set Orgasmotron to level 7!"

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"position those machines carefully. We can show all the boobs and butts we want, but if one pubic hair shows up it's straight to an X rating!" #monsterdon

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I'm honestly relieved to see some real bee actors for once

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This movie is exploring fetishes I had not anticipated

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Aaaaaaaand there we go AAAAAAHHHH I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEES

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that poor actress.....

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takes a lot more complicated steps to make a bee girl than i would have thought - they gotta work on streamlining this

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#monsterdon She's drippy and goopy, juicy and squishy…

I wonder what rehearsals were like

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#monsterdon Rather thick spooge. Maybe it's time to go to the clinic or maybe so a BBB review of the sperm donor club you used, something is terribly wrong with the homogenizer.

uh, director's fetish number... whatever hundred we're on by now? #monsterdon

i still don’t like cokehead blondie

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"no buts!"

finally, a character in a horror movie figures out how to stay alive!

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lol, finally the Bee Eyes!

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@blogdiva They shoulda got actual Vic Tayback if they were gonna

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@blogdiva deeply unerotic scene #monsterdon

Despite how many naked people we have in this film, I'm not sure anyone who worked on this film has ever had sex. They don't even know how it works. #monsterdon

When will she reveal her ovipositor?

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Ew! Get back to the nature documentary!

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Nice thorax. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm ever so bleh there wasn't a turnabout-fair-play-oral-sex-bit. Typical man.

Sequel .. Invasion of the Praying Mantis Girls

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#Monsterdon nice touch - the Bee Girls being "allergic" to a natural insect repellent (nicotine from tobacco)

Mulder, this is weird _even for you_.

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#monsterdon She brought the coffee. This serves as the Monsterdon Bechdel Test success. Coffee. Served by a woman. That's it.

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Oh well, I guess no bug eyes behind the sunglasses. A missed opportunity there.

no more eating scenes please

can we go back to running people over with cars

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stupid sexual ice cream. #monsterdon

Does this taste like chloroform to you?

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The librarian can do both "smart lady" 70s hairstyles: Princess Leia and Gibson Girl

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That's kind of clever. Bee's allergic to smoke.

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I found the official poster for this movie. #monsterdon

This is what people had to do before the Internet, look at reel2reel film of Bees.
We'll probably end up back there at this rate though.

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yes, I mind if you smoke. we're indoors and I would like to breathe

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"Don't wait up, I've got a date with coronary thrombosis." #Monsterdon

Melania did lie about her college degrees. no wonder she’s playing a doctor in this movie.

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#monsterdon _Dr. Susan Harris pours six packs of sugar into her black coffee while wearing dark sunglasses in the morning_

I'm sure the implication is that the doctor here is supposed to be one of the titular Bee Girls, but what with dropping that sugar all over the place I'm just getting the impression that she is hung over.

Would you like some instant coffee with that sugar?

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#monsterdon My god, a gay angle... in 1972. Who wouldathunkit.

#Monsterdon now that's a sex room if i ever saw one

Those poor doves! The things they’ve seen! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon

I am *really* rooting for the bee women.

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There's so much crime in this part of town

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202 *is* the correct area code, though #monsterdon

I wish we could do something about the cat-callers, but they have tenure. #monsterdon

what is with that princess leia haircut?

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#monsterdon I love the drive over! AWESOME! Excellent! Funny how a dead main character can really liven up a production!

Ow, ow ow ow ow ow, OW

I can feel my bones

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Okay that was actually a pretty good kill shot, I mean

given that it's a car

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#monsterdon love the music in this hell yeah

Murder Funk! Cheeka-Cheeka-Wah-Wah

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These folks will live to the end of the film. They've never had sex ever. #monsterdon

lol @ couple for whom the love has died

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#monsterdon She applies moisturizer in a remarkably heavy hand. A little goes a long way! Now you look greasy... and slick.

This movie is an exquisite collection of types of community theater guy

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Eight guys are dead from ballin'

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#monsterdon I love the scream of “Louder!" hahahahaah no, we don’t need any editing or any of that shit, we're good!

Should I start wearing sunglasses indoors? #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

You see, when a man loves a woman very much ...
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PECKHAM!?

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State Dept Man's male spread taking up the whole table

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if the bee sound is diegetic then really it's just an evolutionary correction because everyone knows you don't fuck anyone or anything that is a big hollow bag of bees #monsterdon

okay that was a funny cut away to his corpse

I loled

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I suspect that they filmed in an actual school lab, though

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"Hi, I'm the woman who fucked your husband to death. We should meet up!"

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"coming and going at the same time" was the working title #monsterdon

I wonder how much of this movie is going to be the world's slowest investigation proceeding as punctuation between balling scenes

Probably most of it?

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LOL - was she sitting the hand?

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Lighting obscuring the woman's face in favor of... >_> #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You're HORNY! You get bees! bees! EVERYONE GETS BEES! It helps with the small endowments and rigor mortis.

#monsterdon good thing he told her to get undressed. She probably wanted to just sit and read the bible.

we don't know he died from bee girl and not just regular bees and some people are being awfully quick to condemn bee girls before we get the full story #monsterdon

#monsterdon They are flattening the grass! What a mess! She didn't even TAKE OFF HER BOOTS. Her name is Kinky Boots. LOL.

Yelling "Ass you wiiiiiish," as they roll naked down the hill

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We have definitively established that his name is Neil Agar. You can stop introducing yourself now, sir. #monsterdon

Neil Agar to see Patricia Petri

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Did Parliament Funkadelic do this soundtrack?

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I do like the modernist lines of the Brandt building, it also reminds me of a much better thing...Severence

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is that Freddy Muñiz?

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Take a drink every time you see a mustache #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

The conversation on the phone is crossing-over with the in-person one

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#Monsterdon This music is very 70s, but not even The Bee Gees. I’m VERY disappointed. ☹️

GOGOGOGOGOGO

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