“But I still don’t understand what motivated them” #Monsterdon

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so I never imagine I'd recommend any of our movies to others to view but wow this is definitely NOT one I hope to ever see or hear from again.

Nevertheless, thank you @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia and to all of y'all for the fun. Let's all just bee good to the bees in our lives, Monsterdonians!

if there’s one thing #monsterdon has taught me it’s that anyone who says your story needs a beginning, middle, and end to get your movie made has been proven wrong by history

I bet if the Bee Girls had taken over America in the 70s we wouldn't have Climate Change right now....

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as a lesbian, let me say that this movie almost managed to put me off boobs?

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That film was like 75% sex scene by volume and yet it was deeply, deeply unsexy. Remarkable. #Monsterdon

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Wait, alt-universe check:

The actress playing Julie could've had the lead in West Side Story? 👀

"While Vetri was in high school director Robert Wise considered casting her as Maria in the 1961 film West Side Story, but the studio selected Natalie Wood"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Vetri

The big takeaway is that radiation plus spa treatments turns you part insect, part cougar. It's science #monsterdon

okay well

this is the least enjoyable movie we've ever seen here

if you're reading backwards and thinking about watching this movie, don't, also see reply

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And the movie fucked off into the bees. (and fucking?)

That was one of the movies of all time.

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NO WAIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO NOT END WITH ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA #monsterdon

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God that was awful.

We asked for it.

Thanks, @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting as always!

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GIVE THAT THEME MUSIC BACK, IT'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU

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@yatsu *man gets hit by car* LOL!

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welp, that stocking moment felt very Pedro Almodovar

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#monsterdon "Come to my office. You'll be safe!"

Come on, subtitle person, that "be" needed a second letter "e", critical missed opportunity.

There is this inexhaustible supply of professors who get seduced and murdered by bee girls, but I don't understand why

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WRITER'S KINK #15: strangulation/oxygen deprivation

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now who's murderballing #monsterdon

this is like watching your parents conceive you via a 'Time Window"

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The walls and the COUCH match?! #Monsterdon

listen, pastor, i don't think the holy spirit has been anywhere near this movie, and frankly i wish i could join it, wherever it is. #monsterdon

When all the widows show up at the funeral wearing super-sexy mourning dresses, that's pretty sus.

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the blonde scientist woman is going to have to deus ex machina here in these last 10 minutes of the movie, but since she wears sunglasses sometimes, unclear whether or not she will come down on the side of pro or con bee girl #monsterdon

Is this man so gullible that he'd respond to a beautiful topless woman EVEN IF she had evil eyes? Yes

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gamma rays don't interact with biology like that.

The detectors might

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This funeral is a Robert Palmer video

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Obviously, none of this is Science

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BOOBS UNSHEATHED, OPEN FIRE! ACTIVATE MAMMO-RAY #Monsterdon

so cop dude is gay, isn’t he? he’s Joe’s bfriend, isn’t he?

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okay this is fair you don't gotta do much to attract a soldier to sex in the 70s

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So the noise comes from the eyes? #monsterdon

New Halloween costume dropped. #monsterdon

This movie is, uh, pro-HRT? Sort of?

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Just for reference, bees have neither androgens nor estrogens.

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[whew]

At least we're spared the sheriff's back hair

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....did anyone make a les-bee-an joke yet?

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Listen, my husband's death made me super horny. Are you gonna be cool about this

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bee girls don't shave their legs because they can collect more pollen that way

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my prediction is that the movie will end suddenly with no resolution to anything

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Coffee...
Tea.,.

...or me?
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Captain PETERS. #monsterdon

#monsterdon This terrible movie keeps zigging when i expect it to zag.

I didn’t realize there were A24 films in the 70s! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon

None of these bee girls have talked to each other in this entire sequence

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"Set Orgasmotron to level 7!"

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"position those machines carefully. We can show all the boobs and butts we want, but if one pubic hair shows up it's straight to an X rating!" #monsterdon

OK y'all

The marshmallow creme scene overloaded the feed, I can't even scroll fast enough for it

There's ONE scene in every #monsterdon

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I'm honestly relieved to see some real bee actors for once

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This movie is exploring fetishes I had not anticipated

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Aaaaaaaand there we go AAAAAAHHHH I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEES

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that poor actress.....

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takes a lot more complicated steps to make a bee girl than i would have thought - they gotta work on streamlining this

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#monsterdon She's drippy and goopy, juicy and squishy…

I wonder what rehearsals were like

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"Buckets and buckets of cum!"

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#monsterdon Rather thick spooge. Maybe it's time to go to the clinic or maybe so a BBB review of the sperm donor club you used, something is terribly wrong with the homogenizer.

uh, director's fetish number... whatever hundred we're on by now? #monsterdon

i still don’t like cokehead blondie

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"no buts!"

finally, a character in a horror movie figures out how to stay alive!

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lol, finally the Bee Eyes!

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@blogdiva They shoulda got actual Vic Tayback if they were gonna

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@blogdiva deeply unerotic scene #monsterdon

Despite how many naked people we have in this film, I'm not sure anyone who worked on this film has ever had sex. They don't even know how it works. #monsterdon

When will she reveal her ovipositor?

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Ew! Get back to the nature documentary!

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Nice thorax. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm ever so bleh there wasn't a turnabout-fair-play-oral-sex-bit. Typical man.

Sequel .. Invasion of the Praying Mantis Girls

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Death by Scheherazade! Actual culture?

Wasn't expecting that!

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Melania Bee doesnt need the sunglasses at home? but i thought bees got dizzy with the smoke of open fires. why isn’t she getting dizzy?

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#Monsterdon nice touch - the Bee Girls being "allergic" to a natural insect repellent (nicotine from tobacco)

Mulder, this is weird _even for you_.

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#monsterdon She brought the coffee. This serves as the Monsterdon Bechdel Test success. Coffee. Served by a woman. That's it.

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Oh well, I guess no bug eyes behind the sunglasses. A missed opportunity there.

no more eating scenes please

can we go back to running people over with cars

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stupid sexual ice cream. #monsterdon

Does this taste like chloroform to you?

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The librarian can do both "smart lady" 70s hairstyles: Princess Leia and Gibson Girl

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That's kind of clever. Bee's allergic to smoke.

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I found the official poster for this movie. #monsterdon

This is what people had to do before the Internet, look at reel2reel film of Bees.
We'll probably end up back there at this rate though.

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yes, I mind if you smoke. we're indoors and I would like to breathe

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"Don't wait up, I've got a date with coronary thrombosis." #Monsterdon

Melania did lie about her college degrees. no wonder she’s playing a doctor in this movie.

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#monsterdon _Dr. Susan Harris pours six packs of sugar into her black coffee while wearing dark sunglasses in the morning_

I'm sure the implication is that the doctor here is supposed to be one of the titular Bee Girls, but what with dropping that sugar all over the place I'm just getting the impression that she is hung over.

Would you like some instant coffee with that sugar?

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#monsterdon My god, a gay angle... in 1972. Who wouldathunkit.

#Monsterdon now that's a sex room if i ever saw one

Those poor doves! The things they’ve seen! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon

I am *really* rooting for the bee women.

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#TelephoneTrivia

Back when folks just answered ANY phone when it rang, we sometimes said "Mm-yello" instead of "Hello"!

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There's so much crime in this part of town

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202 *is* the correct area code, though #monsterdon

I wish we could do something about the cat-callers, but they have tenure. #monsterdon

what is with that princess leia haircut?

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