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oh no not nekkid motorcycle riding that'd ... not be good

#Monsterdon forget the bees

ok just some casual nudity and fucking in a field of tall grass i guess. that's not very safe

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#Monsterdon moar butts and boobs please and thank you.

#Monsterdon ... I'm still worried I've been coerced into watching 1970s porn

Naked motorcycling? #monsterdon

"Lunch"

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He died of male pattern balling #monsterdon

WTF LMAOOOO was not expecting the nudist bikers #monsterdon

Well that explains why the internet archive gave this movie an explicit content warning.

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@Taweret You know, they hit the court! Played a little 3 on 3! Dunked! #Monsterdon

Another 70s porn / mainstream movie crossover. #Monsterdon

Ahhhh 2stroke yay #Monsterdon

um... was she riding that naked??? um. #monsterdon

Oh hey a character actor I sorta recognize. Trapped in the sheriff's office from every 70s movie where nothing happens.
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#monsterdon well that escalated quickly

Twas Beauty killed the ... guy

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well, this is escalating quickly

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Could go either way...

balled or bawled.

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"Playing kneesies"

ಠ_ಠ

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#Monsterdon oh look nekkid people

"Let's go to lunch" seems like kind of a hail mary that he'll get the same treatment.

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straight up thought that was gonna be a geiger counter noise until it wuh

right, it's the early 70s

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What were they playing under the table? And they went back to the hotel to play a ball game?

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@Taweret fuck it, we ball

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is this lady one of the bee girls???? bee girls seem totally fine #monsterdon

#monsterdon Kneesies to balling, playa wanted, playa won. LOL

naked #monsterdon

I'm just waiting for the porn to start

Grabowski

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Oh, that's why this is R

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"And then it happened?"

"...What happened?"

Sir, do you know what movie you're in? #Monsterdon

that's right she FUCKED A MAN TO DEATH #monsterdon

True facts. After copulation, the male bees testicles explode, leaving the endophallus lodged inside the queen bee. Nobody really understands what advantage the bees derive from this.

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-31456502

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#Monsterdon damn that's a lot of balling.

Go ahead, just rifle through her desk drawers. "Just part of the job." #monsterdon

"Dinner" is a euphemism then #monsterdon

Hoop earrings. And she must be a Bee Girl. #Monsterdon

kneesies?

gesundheit!

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waouuu waouuu hoohoohoohoohoo! 🎵 #Monsterdon

Aaand there off come the glasses. See, she’s a pretty book dropping person! #Monsterdon

I thought that was Gene Roddenberry for a second. Seems like his kind of movie, though.

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wow glasses gone already this film moves fast

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I think he said the guy was murdered because he thinks the guy was murdered

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What's this guy's name? #Monsterdon

Music by the Bearstain bears
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okay, so we're speedrunning a murder and a love tangle tonight? #monsterdon

Yeah, it's the 70s, men felt justified in rummaging around a woman's drawers. >_> #Monsterdon

Why do you think it's ok to rifle through people's desks? I bet you don't even have a warrant.

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You're paid to be jerk, Neil?

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This librarian is kinda cute, ngl.

Fucking rude of him to go through her desk like that. 70's asshole man.

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What's this? A man being a creep going through a woman's desk while not being stung to death by bees? A large influx of bees will help! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe can confirm, was born in the 70s straight from a wood panelled womb. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

We do.! He directed two of them.

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Hey, they don’t share files with randos for reasons, buddy.

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@aprilfollies@mastodon.online Held up with a suspension of disbelief!

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red item in the drawer

red highlight on the name badge

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"She must've left her phone number in here somewhere! How else would she remember it?" #Monsterdon

Gene Roddenberry?

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judging from the mistimed captions i just got, there is a cut of the movie that is missing like 10 seconds from the introduction and if they cut even a second of the boingy i'm going to have to speak with the manager #monsterdon

Bro, it's kinda rude to snoop around in her desk #monsterdon

...Jack Hannah? #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter She's one of the Bee Girls, right? #Monsterdon Maybe the glasses hide her enormous compound eyes.

@delProfundo 🎉

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There's more wallet-looking per minute in this movie than we've ever seen before

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If they'd keep playing that music and showing a few more credits each time throughout the entire movie, it would be hilarious!

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@hollie I'm sure that's intentional #monsterdon

GENE RODDENBERY?!

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@JoeWynne So do we have him to thank for even-numbered Star Trek movies famously not sucking?

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That paisley tie tho

MY EYES

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#Monsterdon Isn't that a little personal, ma'am? See my clearance; why don't you ask me what my sign is first?

bright red abstract art poster on the wall.

not sure this guy's tie counts as bright red

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Hmmmm #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The sheriff’s mustache is distracting me. That can’t be real.

#monsterdon hot librarian alert

Initial female character! Camera pan up her so we see her breasts first, and AH YES, hair in tight bun AND glasses.

Countdown to her transformation to Bee Girl in 3...

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So, Agent Agar. I'm assuming that's in reference to all the gel in your hair? #Monsterdon

sir, my security clearance outranks yours, you're gonna have to respect me whether it's 1970 or not. #monsterdon

That woman took anti-phishing training to heart.

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I'm already losing track of how many Bee Girl victims we've got. Is it two, or three? #Monsterdon

She's totally going to lose those glasses, untie her hair and suddenly be a supermodel in act II. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

All of us are gonna have this music in our heads allllll night!

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oh *now* we're checking clearances, that's not how that works #monsterdon

Every time he says "I'm Neil Agar," I picture a talking petri dish

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This song is amazing #monsterdon

oh yeah she'll be taking off her classes and letting out her hair soon

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State secrets? Well OKAY ...

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#Monsterdon I swear if she takes the glasses off and it turns into a good old fashioned porno...

oooo, it's a MEET CUTE

(I bet she has NOTHING to do with any of this...)

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I assume Neil Agar is the guy with all the colonies of bacteria he's been curating personally #monsterdon

#monsterdon, no no no we DEFINITELY need a mic on every piece of office equipment, trust me on this.

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#Monsterdon he's the dead lebowski, you're the big lebowski, i'm the little lebowski

Humming? Old tv sets didn’t hum, they played white noise #monsterdon

Today marks our first foray into #monsterdon while the plumbers plumb. Good times.

#monsterdon a bookish worker. I hope she doesn't become a sex-crazed bee woman!

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🐝 INVASION OF THE BEE TRIVIA 🪐

A young first-time Hollywood screenwriter wrote the script for this film. But when he went to visit his parents, producers made a lot of changes.

He did not like the changes and requested his name be removed from the project. His manager convinced him to stay and get the credit.

This screenwriter, Nicholas Meyer, went on to write scripts for
Star Trek 2
Star Trek 4
Star Trek 6
...and more

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very excited for the librarian to become a bee girl

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I really want to intercut this opening cop stuff with Twin Peaks and Touch of Evil, and maybe Dragnet.

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