Another 70s porn / mainstream movie crossover. #Monsterdon

Ahhhh 2stroke yay #Monsterdon

um... was she riding that naked??? um. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Unexpected ass.

Oh hey a character actor I sorta recognize. Trapped in the sheriff's office from every 70s movie where nothing happens.
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#monsterdon well that escalated quickly

well, this is escalating quickly

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Twas Beauty killed the ... guy

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"Playing kneesies"

ಠ_ಠ

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Could go either way...

balled or bawled.

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#Monsterdon oh look nekkid people

What were they playing under the table? And they went back to the hotel to play a ball game?

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"Let's go to lunch" seems like kind of a hail mary that he'll get the same treatment.

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straight up thought that was gonna be a geiger counter noise until it wuh

right, it's the early 70s

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Sounds like a ballroom blitz 😎 #monsterdon

is this lady one of the bee girls???? bee girls seem totally fine #monsterdon

@Taweret fuck it, we ball

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#monsterdon Kneesies to balling, playa wanted, playa won. LOL

naked #monsterdon

In the New America, _everyone_ will be this white.

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I'm just waiting for the porn to start

Grabowski

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that's right she FUCKED A MAN TO DEATH #monsterdon

Oh, that's why this is R

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"And then it happened?"

"...What happened?"

Sir, do you know what movie you're in? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon damn that's a lot of balling.

True facts. After copulation, the male bees testicles explode, leaving the endophallus lodged inside the queen bee. Nobody really understands what advantage the bees derive from this.

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-31456502

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Go ahead, just rifle through her desk drawers. "Just part of the job." #monsterdon

"Dinner" is a euphemism then #monsterdon

Hoop earrings. And she must be a Bee Girl. #Monsterdon

kneesies?

gesundheit!

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waouuu waouuu hoohoohoohoohoo! 🎵 #Monsterdon

Aaand there off come the glasses. See, she’s a pretty book dropping person! #Monsterdon

I thought that was Gene Roddenberry for a second. Seems like his kind of movie, though.

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wow glasses gone already this film moves fast

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I think he said the guy was murdered because he thinks the guy was murdered

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What's this guy's name? #Monsterdon

Music by the Bearstain bears
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okay, so we're speedrunning a murder and a love tangle tonight? #monsterdon

Yeah, it's the 70s, men felt justified in rummaging around a woman's drawers. >_> #Monsterdon

You're paid to be jerk, Neil?

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Why do you think it's ok to rifle through people's desks? I bet you don't even have a warrant.

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This librarian is kinda cute, ngl.

Fucking rude of him to go through her desk like that. 70's asshole man.

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What's this? A man being a creep going through a woman's desk while not being stung to death by bees? A large influx of bees will help! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe can confirm, was born in the 70s straight from a wood panelled womb. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

We do.! He directed two of them.

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Hey, they don’t share files with randos for reasons, buddy.

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@aprilfollies@mastodon.online Held up with a suspension of disbelief!

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"She must've left her phone number in here somewhere! How else would she remember it?" #Monsterdon

red item in the drawer

red highlight on the name badge

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Gene Roddenberry?

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judging from the mistimed captions i just got, there is a cut of the movie that is missing like 10 seconds from the introduction and if they cut even a second of the boingy i'm going to have to speak with the manager #monsterdon

Bro, it's kinda rude to snoop around in her desk #monsterdon

...Jack Hannah? #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter She's one of the Bee Girls, right? #Monsterdon Maybe the glasses hide her enormous compound eyes.

@delProfundo 🎉

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There's more wallet-looking per minute in this movie than we've ever seen before

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If they'd keep playing that music and showing a few more credits each time throughout the entire movie, it would be hilarious!

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@hollie I'm sure that's intentional #monsterdon

GENE RODDENBERY?!

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@JoeWynne So do we have him to thank for even-numbered Star Trek movies famously not sucking?

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That paisley tie tho

MY EYES

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#Monsterdon Isn't that a little personal, ma'am? See my clearance; why don't you ask me what my sign is first?

bright red abstract art poster on the wall.

not sure this guy's tie counts as bright red

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#Monsterdon The sheriff’s mustache is distracting me. That can’t be real.

Hmmmm #Monsterdon

#monsterdon hot librarian alert

Initial female character! Camera pan up her so we see her breasts first, and AH YES, hair in tight bun AND glasses.

Countdown to her transformation to Bee Girl in 3...

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So, Agent Agar. I'm assuming that's in reference to all the gel in your hair? #Monsterdon

That woman took anti-phishing training to heart.

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sir, my security clearance outranks yours, you're gonna have to respect me whether it's 1970 or not. #monsterdon

I'm already losing track of how many Bee Girl victims we've got. Is it two, or three? #Monsterdon

She's totally going to lose those glasses, untie her hair and suddenly be a supermodel in act II. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

All of us are gonna have this music in our heads allllll night!

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oh *now* we're checking clearances, that's not how that works #monsterdon

Every time he says "I'm Neil Agar," I picture a talking petri dish

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This song is amazing #monsterdon

oh yeah she'll be taking off her classes and letting out her hair soon

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State secrets? Well OKAY ...

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#Monsterdon I swear if she takes the glasses off and it turns into a good old fashioned porno...

oooo, it's a MEET CUTE

(I bet she has NOTHING to do with any of this...)

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I assume Neil Agar is the guy with all the colonies of bacteria he's been curating personally #monsterdon

#monsterdon, no no no we DEFINITELY need a mic on every piece of office equipment, trust me on this.

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#Monsterdon he's the dead lebowski, you're the big lebowski, i'm the little lebowski

Humming? Old tv sets didn’t hum, they played white noise #monsterdon

Today marks our first foray into #monsterdon while the plumbers plumb. Good times.

#monsterdon a bookish worker. I hope she doesn't become a sex-crazed bee woman!

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🐝 INVASION OF THE BEE TRIVIA 🪐

A young first-time Hollywood screenwriter wrote the script for this film. But when he went to visit his parents, producers made a lot of changes.

He did not like the changes and requested his name be removed from the project. His manager convinced him to stay and get the credit.

This screenwriter, Nicholas Meyer, went on to write scripts for
Star Trek 2
Star Trek 4
Star Trek 6
...and more

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very excited for the librarian to become a bee girl

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I really want to intercut this opening cop stuff with Twin Peaks and Touch of Evil, and maybe Dragnet.

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i wish we could watch the band too #monsterdon

The classic book drop meet-cute

Will she have a glow up by removing her glasses?? Signs point to yes #Monsterdon

"Punch buggy blue!"
"Punch buggy green!"
"Ow!"

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@Lazarou Sent from the "State Department of Security", that is. I don't think he's a real government agent. #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

Her glasses are very 70s #Monsterdon

Just tuning in to #monsterdon with the version on Archive.org. Is the sound quality this terrible for everyone? Volume at 100% and I can't understand half the dialog...

is this a brief venture through The Backrooms? #monsterdon

I WAS JOKING D: D: D: #Monsterdon