#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch is disappointed at the lack of coffee so far.
Oh, didn't see the dead guy RIGHT THERE.
friends, that's why you check the room for bodies before getting undressed. #monsterdon
oh no, she has no peripheral vision!
WRITER'S KINK #6: skeezy bar balling?
"If I were positive it would kill you, I'd do it."
birds to it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's ball
@blogdiva Itβs a βany excuse to show boobsβ movie, a genre that thrived in the 70s and 80s. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon
Guy hears the girl was sleeping with the dead guy, and so now he's automatically on the make.
On form for the 70s movie here...
@paco Rolling up a hill is far too strenuous #monsterdon
Damn YouTube for making me 2 minutes late on this #monsterdon
"Fraternity House"
@paco it's how bees do it #monsterdon
Just casually throwing out there that everyone in this town plays sex games for entertainment
...okay
Jesus, this is the... What, third? Fourth sex scene? And we're less than 15 minutes in. #Monsterdon
is he straight. i believe Neil Agar, confirmed bisexual. #monsterdon
The cop clearly wants to understand, intimately, the kind of sex that can kill a man.
@aprilfollies WHERE'S THE MONKEY?!
THANK YOU FOR ASKING IF HE'S STRAIGHT gay people canonically exist in this movie
(sorry but i grew up in the 90s T_T)
At least we don't have to worry about a low body count in this one...
@trixter I mean, at least she was wearing boots??
#monsterdon really curious about the woman in the dark shades indoors during the day
Rolling naked on a hill? Why not on a bed?
#monsterdon
The mojo levels in this #Monsterdon movie aught to be illegal
Woman eating with her sunglasses on
Why
Is that like when you sleep with a pilot and now you know how to fly a plane? #monsterdon
FRATERNIT Y HOUSE #monsterdon
there's some wacky 70s sex science going on here...
#Monsterdon Why does that woman have those dark sunglasses on ... in the lunchroom ... during the day?
Rode up naked on a motorcycle, fucked(?) a guy, killed him, and left without even getting her boots dirty, she's having it all
Sure thing Mr. Dickhead
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
@blue Sure #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π π π π π π π¬ π― π±
this lady in the background in the dark sunglasses is EATING it
A generic fraternity houseβcheaper.
for a movie about bees, they sure cast a lot of WASPs #monsterdon #AFunChuckle
Ahhhh the 70's....Paul informs there's gonna bee a lot of this. π
The huge lesbian in me fighting against the me who was grew up with family in the motorcycle sales business and has seen the results of not wearing proper clothing and a helmet.
#monsterdon Shall we ball and ball and ball?
This noise sounds bad. Whoops. Well, I guess thatβs how it happens. Harsh buzz, man.
I already donβt like Neil and I already hope one of the bee girls kill him #monsterdon
This soundtrack is too 70s for me. Wait are the credits still going on?
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
Damn that had to be itchy.
You can leave your boots ooonnn - this guy
The go-go boots stay ON during sex. #Monsterdon
She kept her boots on, that's a nice touch.
"Scientists aren't really any different than the rest of humanity"
hahahahahaha WTF
#monsterdon they're just rolling down the hill? Gworl
We had a sudden beginning, I fully expect a sudden ending, so why not sudden naked people
don't look like no bee to me
πΆ First of May
First of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or just your favorite BEEEEEE πΆ
AAAAS YOOOOU WISSSSSHHHHH
woah were they making crop circles?
#monsterdon
oh no. he got balled
Lost the plot. Better rewind and make sure I didnβt miss anything #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
#monsterdon hell yeah I love frolicking in fields
Oh, for want of a burdock root right now...
TOLD YOU IT WASNT SAFE
Fuck it, this librarian is giving some genuine librarian energy and hold on, I think this just became Bee Movie #Monsterdon
#monsterdon didn't even take off her boots.
This guy looks like Kirk Douglas's lighting stand in.
"I fucked him to death" is probably what you shouldn't say to a cop during an investigation
did she ride the whole journey naked?!
PICKING UP SPEED OH NO #monsterdon
Leave nothing to the imagination
LIKE THE BEES OF THE FIELD
Ok. Just cut to a random sex in a field scene.
are they balling?
Hung like a tree?
@Violinknitter With a horrible mark in the white of her eye! #Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
WRITER'S KINK #3: BALLS
WRITER'S KINK 4: NAKED ON MOTORCYCLE
WRITER'S KINK 5: OUTDOOR SEX
this is gonna be exhausting
#Monsterdon A professor of bacteriological warfare. Man, the DoD endowed some weird special topics back there. Then again, Iβm expecting further discussion of endowments in the near future.
have we seen titty on #monsterdon before :o
uh naked people #Monsterdon
This is going to turn out to be excessively horny even for a 70s flick, isn't it?
I look away for five seconds and miss nekkid motorcycle riding?
I take it the Hayes code isnβt in effect for this movie anymore
...can this movie choose a direction, or are we speedrunning every possible genre at once? #monsterdon
We be ballin :bloblewd: #Monsterdon
YOU ASKED, BRO #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
Her: We balled till he dropped dead.
Him: ok. Let's go to lunch.
WTF?
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
Is this a ricola commercial?
"Then it happened."
They starting discussing their *intense* mutual love of rail based transportation systems. It went on for *hours*.
Ew, that's your parents, Joel. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon rolling on twigs sex = best sex
#Monsterdon π π π π π π π¬ π― π±
oh no not nekkid motorcycle riding that'd ... not be good
#Monsterdon forget the bees
#Monsterdon moar butts and boobs please and thank you.
#Monsterdon ... I'm still worried I've been coerced into watching 1970s porn
ok just some casual nudity and fucking in a field of tall grass i guess. that's not very safe
Naked motorcycling? #monsterdon
"Lunch"
He died of male pattern balling #monsterdon
WTF LMAOOOO was not expecting the nudist bikers #monsterdon
Well that explains why the internet archive gave this movie an explicit content warning.
@Taweret You know, they hit the court! Played a little 3 on 3! Dunked! #Monsterdon