Would it be safer if he did it with her with a veiled hat on?

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Oh man, she's an audiophile, got the reel-to-reel in the early 70s.

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Ooh wait an actual good song in the soundtrack? I like this

I'd like it more on a less terrible movie, but still

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At the very least, I’m on Team Not Those Guys. #monsterdon

I was hoping she had composite eyes
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@RobynGoodfellow You would think she'd have developed sufficient gaydar to know when one is going to take more effort than he's worth.

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The old bee documentary trope, is it..?

Educational content, too, I guess?

Oh no, she fell down.
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Bleugh. Can we just move this along, I can feel my gag reflex already :/ #Monsterdon

Reel to reel next to the fire ... not the best choice.

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#Monsterdon Compound eye vision meets compound mirror reflection. Nice visuals.

@SnoopJ Or at least added a new voiceover to stock footage. #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic i had assumed it was just smoke because you can like, smoke bees to make them sleepy or sommat?

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Before the internet you had to bust out the ole projector to have a knowledge montage. We filled our secret sex libraries with hundreds of film reels. And afterward, we'd be ballin' #monsterdon

@Louisa wasn't the other dingus the gay one? couldn't seduce him, therefore vehicular manslaughter.

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Look, nobody wants to see this.

She doesn’t like cigarette smoke. Reminds me of Bone where Bone tries to shoo away bees with smoke. Actually just one giant bee. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon dang it, I know this music

"Here, the queen has been marked with a scarlet letter" #monsterdon

Melania Bee doesnt need the sunglasses at home? but i thought bees got dizzy with the smoke of open fires. why isn’t she getting dizzy?

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Why is she wearing a superhero sex outfit and how come that’s not a thing anymore? #Monsterdon

@r343l I felt like that one was kind of overused TBH but it has its moments

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I don't actually know if that *is* stock footage. It's entirely possible they shot it for this, considering what this production has been like so far

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okay I don't want to watch them ball tho

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Will this be on the test?

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This balling to death is taking waaaaaay toooo long. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

How come the bee girls decided this dingus gets the wine & dine sexmurder treatment and that other dingus just got run over by a car?

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Look at this film reel I found, it's labelled "Science Information the Audience May Not Know" #monsterdon

@amyfou That would make a great ice skating outfit.
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honestly pretty tragic there's a documentary on bugs but it's just ALL INSECTS EVER which honestly is the least specific thing on earth.

wait now they're talking about bees but they keep just saying "the insect"

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FAST CUTS. FAST CUTS INSTEAD OF PLOT. #monsterdon

Sigh, what happened to all the balling?

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Is she wearing those ugly sunglasses so they can hide really bad prosthetic bug eyes in the climax?
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Wait, why are they watching sci-edu filmstrips in the bedroom?

Agar, if that's your idea of game...

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hey we finally got bees!
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#Monsterdon We can see Dr. Labcoat is the (whipped) cream of the crop here.

@helianthropy This movie sponsored by Pall Mall. #Monsterdon

I'll admit the fakeout of making a wall of mirrors look like insect eyes was a nice visual effect

but, like, why would you have 16 convex mirrors on your wall

just why

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Such documentation screened with a rattling projector somewhere. I’d pay and sit for hours there #Monsterdon

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wow what is happening with bee grrrl's dress?

@CactuarJoe I hate to say YOU INSULT ENYA but

YOU INSULT ENYA

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She has a faceted mirror. That's not foreshadowing at all.

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oh. he's not dead. yet. #monsterdon

The multiple mirror bit is cute

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Oh. Bees. Smoke. Right. Got it.

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that kettle is sick

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#monsterdon "coming and going at the same time". can't decide if the dialog is bad in a good way or just bad.

She put on some Enya. #Monsterdon

Of course the man scientists call a woman frigid because she won’t have sex with them. #Monsterdon

He turns off the film "So I guess it's true what they say: Bees do have eyes." #monsterdon

That's not whipped cream, that is The Stuff #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “They’re dropping like flies.”

Sorry, wrong insect… 🐝

Looking at a multiple image mirror with bug eyes must be especially confusing. #monsterdon

Why does Susan the Bee Girl not have bee eyes, I am disappointed #Monsterdon

We are all disappointed she didn't have compound eyes, even though the movie was suggesting she might have

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He loves the cocaine ice cream.

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Dropping like flies, huh

As if the flies were being attacked by bees

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"What are you looking for?"

"I don't know. It's just a feeling. The Director said it would have something to do with the plot"

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That much sugar is a dead giveaway she is a bee girl #monsterdon

Mm, pre-digested pollen, yum. #Monsterdon

Yeah, same kind of dudes as in Giant Spider Invasion.

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He has to watch sugar, but can smoke?

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Wow. This movie is bordering on too cringe even for me. #Monsterdon

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🌌 INVASION OF THE BEE TRIVIA 🪐

Why Bee Girls? Audiences of the 70s loved movies about the Africanized honey bees (a.k.a. "killer bees") that were predicted to reach the USA in the 90s.

1974: Killer Bees
1976: The Savage Bees
1978: Terror Out of the Sky; The Bees; The Swarm

okay don't feed him anymore please. its grossing me all out

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very disappointed that sugar eating bee grrl doesn't have obviously compound eyes but glad she just says 'no' to smoking

I feel like "explore below the antarctic" was a flex

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...Morticia? WHAT HAPPENED? #monsterdon

If they wanted to make p*orn, why didn't they just do that... #Monsterdon

And now, our two protagonists are watching a 9th grade science film

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Coming home late because "I'm gonna be nose down and ass up for another couple of hours" at work

Oh man The 1970s is dialled up to 11 on this #Monsterdon geeeeez

Her eyes are insufficiently bee. 😐

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psychic development?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon chekov's sugar packet

I haven't seen the Hellstrom Chronicles in decades

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#monsterdon Stock footage exposition montage!

(oh actually that was shorter than I figured it would be)

Dr. Harris still looks hung over.

Homosexuality? Herms!? In my horny honey bee girl movie?
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Another man cheating on his wife. #Monsterdon

“…maybe we can find something on this b-roll."

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BUGS ARE PSYCHIC!? #Monsterdon

What? She has normal eyes!?!

Movie ruined.

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WRITER'S KINK #11: INSECT DOCUMENTARIES

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Because vehicular murder has to be connected to the other deaths. #monsterdon

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was 'explore below the antarctic' some kind of double-entendre

@brooke that was my interpretation…
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#Monsterdon *ba-chow ba-chow mamamamamama! mamamamamama! bachow ba-chow chk-a chk-a*

I'M ROOTING FOR THE BEES! #monsterdon

Ugh, every single man in this movie deserves what happens to him

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"Nose Down and Ass Up" is my new DND status message

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@jmjm @brooke lol xD

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Oh Herb, Herb...

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for the record there was a coca cola sign in an earlier scene. i noticed this and the pepsi can because BRIGHT RED.

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70s media really seemed out to convince you that everyone in the world hates being married. #monsterdon

Yeah, I think I'm a little ways ahead of everyone again. At least the sexual assault clip was cut out for this one I guess 🤢

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"nose down and ass up"
is that what his date with Neil is gonna be like? 😬
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Oh no that shag pile carpet is too thick. You lost me again movie.
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convenient picture frames, to tell you who's on the phone. #monsterdon

definitely some intriguing synchronicities between Bee Girls and Liquid Sky. This could be the next "Dark Side of the Rainbow"!

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#intertextuality

#Monsterdon really unsure what that rape scene was for

Nose down and ass up at work is a choice I guess. #Monsterdon