#Monsterdon I thought that was a spacesuit our Bee Girl is wearing, but that’s just how they dressed in the 70s.

She doesn’t have bee eyes!!! #monsterdon

And now a film stripe from a 70s classroom.
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Very disappointed that bee girl has regular eyes #monsterdon

Playing classical music is one way to save on your music budget. I’m not complaining, now. Just noting.

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SPIDERS AREN'T INSECTS DAMN IT #monsterdon

Do we finally get to see some bee girl action

I mean if you're going to make a whole movie about it then at least don't make it all happen offscreen

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I don't want to see the hair on his shoulders quite so much thanks

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the sound effects in this scene are also awful - crinkle cellophane for the fire crackle, and EXTRA loud clinks for the metal belt buckle falling to the ground

Bad drone, no touching the queen.

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Can we go back to watching the high school science film about bees please? I am cringing inside out this ballin' got my skin crawlin' #Monsterdon

now, let's move from bees to SPIDERS. #monsterdon

examples of the female killing the male... is something i wish this movie would get on with showing me. #monsterdon

This guy wanted to turn her on and he thought a dirty movie would do it. But he didn't know how to ask for it, so he told the clerk he wanted "a film on the birds and the bees."

Now he's wondering how this could possibly be turning her on....

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As I keep saying - is this porn

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@aprilfollies What gets me is they've added the music to the sinking of the Nautilus from the 20K Leagues Under the Sea movie to this terrible death sex about to happen. #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Smells like rotten lobster trapped in hot leather wrapped with bacon.

[ Herb sighs ]

I don't even know why this is so funny.

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oh no, he fell down.
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SPIDERS ARENT INSECTS YOU FUCKEN DUMBFASS

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#monsterdon I think Kubrick used the same cue in the "Biblical daydreams" sequence in A Clockwork Orange

You are just a half-full open can of sprite to her. #monsterdon

#monsterdon (likely) killer sex ladies' organizer has appeared as a very long legged researcher of entomology!

Let's undo your wait-high pants here and remove your suspenders and cholostomy bag and

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Based on her outfit, I'm assuming they're roleplaying a scenario with an Olympic skiier #monsterdon

#Monsterdon if i had a nickel for every time they watched an instructional film about insects during a monsterdon film i'd have ten cents

which isn't a lot but it's more than i expected

Movie.

Mo. Vie.

You were doing so well.

Make. With. The Deaths.

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So is all this guy does just wandering around letting himself into places he's not supposed to be

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"oh you have a telescope!"

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#doubleentendres

Can we just skip to this guy being dead please?

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Cue the Rimsky-Korsakov #Scheherezade

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I hope Rimsky-Korsakoff got his royalties from the filmmakers #monsterdon

Would it be safer if he did it with her with a veiled hat on?

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Oh man, she's an audiophile, got the reel-to-reel in the early 70s.

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Ooh wait an actual good song in the soundtrack? I like this

I'd like it more on a less terrible movie, but still

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At the very least, I’m on Team Not Those Guys. #monsterdon

I was hoping she had composite eyes
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@RobynGoodfellow You would think she'd have developed sufficient gaydar to know when one is going to take more effort than he's worth.

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The old bee documentary trope, is it..?

Educational content, too, I guess?

Oh no, she fell down.
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Bleugh. Can we just move this along, I can feel my gag reflex already :/ #Monsterdon

Reel to reel next to the fire ... not the best choice.

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#Monsterdon Compound eye vision meets compound mirror reflection. Nice visuals.

@SnoopJ Or at least added a new voiceover to stock footage. #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic i had assumed it was just smoke because you can like, smoke bees to make them sleepy or sommat?

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@Louisa wasn't the other dingus the gay one? couldn't seduce him, therefore vehicular manslaughter.

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Look, nobody wants to see this.

She doesn’t like cigarette smoke. Reminds me of Bone where Bone tries to shoo away bees with smoke. Actually just one giant bee. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon dang it, I know this music

"Here, the queen has been marked with a scarlet letter" #monsterdon

Why is she wearing a superhero sex outfit and how come that’s not a thing anymore? #Monsterdon

@r343l I felt like that one was kind of overused TBH but it has its moments

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I don't actually know if that *is* stock footage. It's entirely possible they shot it for this, considering what this production has been like so far

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okay I don't want to watch them ball tho

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Will this be on the test?

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This balling to death is taking waaaaaay toooo long. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

How come the bee girls decided this dingus gets the wine & dine sexmurder treatment and that other dingus just got run over by a car?

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Look at this film reel I found, it's labelled "Science Information the Audience May Not Know" #monsterdon

@amyfou That would make a great ice skating outfit.
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#AttackOfTheBeeGirls

honestly pretty tragic there's a documentary on bugs but it's just ALL INSECTS EVER which honestly is the least specific thing on earth.

wait now they're talking about bees but they keep just saying "the insect"

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FAST CUTS. FAST CUTS INSTEAD OF PLOT. #monsterdon

Sigh, what happened to all the balling?

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Is she wearing those ugly sunglasses so they can hide really bad prosthetic bug eyes in the climax?
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Wait, why are they watching sci-edu filmstrips in the bedroom?

Agar, if that's your idea of game...

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hey we finally got bees!
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#Monsterdon We can see Dr. Labcoat is the (whipped) cream of the crop here.

@helianthropy This movie sponsored by Pall Mall. #Monsterdon

I'll admit the fakeout of making a wall of mirrors look like insect eyes was a nice visual effect

but, like, why would you have 16 convex mirrors on your wall

just why

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Such documentation screened with a rattling projector somewhere. I’d pay and sit for hours there #Monsterdon

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wow what is happening with bee grrrl's dress?

She has a faceted mirror. That's not foreshadowing at all.

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@CactuarJoe I hate to say YOU INSULT ENYA but

YOU INSULT ENYA

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oh. he's not dead. yet. #monsterdon

The multiple mirror bit is cute

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Oh. Bees. Smoke. Right. Got it.

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that kettle is sick

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#monsterdon "coming and going at the same time". can't decide if the dialog is bad in a good way or just bad.

She put on some Enya. #Monsterdon

Of course the man scientists call a woman frigid because she won’t have sex with them. #Monsterdon

He turns off the film "So I guess it's true what they say: Bees do have eyes." #monsterdon

That's not whipped cream, that is The Stuff #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “They’re dropping like flies.”

Sorry, wrong insect… 🐝

Looking at a multiple image mirror with bug eyes must be especially confusing. #monsterdon

Why does Susan the Bee Girl not have bee eyes, I am disappointed #Monsterdon

He loves the cocaine ice cream.

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Dropping like flies, huh

As if the flies were being attacked by bees

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"What are you looking for?"

"I don't know. It's just a feeling. The Director said it would have something to do with the plot"

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That much sugar is a dead giveaway she is a bee girl #monsterdon

Mm, pre-digested pollen, yum. #Monsterdon

Yeah, same kind of dudes as in Giant Spider Invasion.

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He has to watch sugar, but can smoke?

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Wow. This movie is bordering on too cringe even for me. #Monsterdon

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🌌 INVASION OF THE BEE TRIVIA 🪐

Why Bee Girls? Audiences of the 70s loved movies about the Africanized honey bees (a.k.a. "killer bees") that were predicted to reach the USA in the 90s.

1974: Killer Bees
1976: The Savage Bees
1978: Terror Out of the Sky; The Bees; The Swarm

okay don't feed him anymore please. its grossing me all out

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very disappointed that sugar eating bee grrl doesn't have obviously compound eyes but glad she just says 'no' to smoking

I feel like "explore below the antarctic" was a flex

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...Morticia? WHAT HAPPENED? #monsterdon

If they wanted to make p*orn, why didn't they just do that... #Monsterdon

And now, our two protagonists are watching a 9th grade science film

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