BEE EYES

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@flowerpot omg yes seriously

I did not come to watch sex scenes without bee killing

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Taps fingers on table, play the buzzing sound effect already!

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waiting for a stinger to show up

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BEE EYES. THERE THEY ARE.

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🐝👀

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finally, jesus. #monsterdon

I didn't expect #monsterdon would be the one to explain the balls and the bees to me

ah good #Monsterdon

such bizarre choices in this scene.....

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@jchaven Which, I’m pretty sure, puts all the dirtbag men in their 90s or 100s now. #monsterdon

This actress is beautiful.
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So no bee costumes? 😕 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon finally, the buzzing

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SERIOUSLY quit it right now

#monsterdon You know it's good when there are sixteen legs and four arms and 5 1/2 buttcheeks.

Oh. She’s a succubee. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's *classical music sex time*

I've heard of double vision, but never bumble vision.

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wheres the BEEEEES! #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ That dude makes the weirdest noises during foreplay.

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#Monsterdon She put his hands up like that so he'll be-hive himself.

How is this sex scene advancing the plot? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon FINALLY THE BEES

whelp i was wrong, the butt did not stop here

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@wrog That explains a lot about the quality of the rest of the soundtrack

(though I'll give them the wub wub wub wub wub wub, that kind of worked)

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okay, that's enough of this scene

thank you

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You think this film had an intimacy coordinator? #Monsterdon

do bee girl spines light up during sex like cylons

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hurry up and Kill Him would ya #monsterdon

Full moon out tonight! #Monsterdon

Cinematography! We tried it for one shot. Didn't like it. Back to boring 70s rooms.
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THIS SCENE NEEDS TO BEE OVER NOW

@RobynGoodfellow yeah but the butt stops here

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@diazona Yes, last movement I think #monsterdon

Now that's a mole of the variety that don't typically get put on film. It had a moat and everything. #monsterdon

Bleugh. This may be a more greasy movie than The Giant Spider Invasion, and that flick had implied incest D: #Monsterdon

That's a lot of butt in that shot. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

Bee girl farts for emphasis

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i mean, i guess go ahead with this scene, i am waaay behind on the #monsterdon timeline, but like, eugh.

"Nnnngghhh?"

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#Monsterdon Apparently she’s a 34B girl.

[wacky noises resume]

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EWWWWW are they gonna porno sex with egghead professor?

nobody needs to see the demon spawn of Kissinger and Greenspan getting it on.

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we got the tape deck next to the fireplace, we got the leather cushions spread out, we're makin' a whole SCENE here for ya! #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow 8 deaths in 3 days!!

I wanna see a sequel to this about parasitic wasp girls

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OK, this sex scene is scaring me. I cannot watch. Please beekill him soon.
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I'm going to be very annoyed if my yellow shirt theory turns out to be false #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

All these hot women are in their 80s now.

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Why aren’t they playing flight of the bum… oh forget it. Stupid movie. #Monsterdon

good thing Rimsky-Korsakov is public domain;

it would suck to have had to pay a composer for this

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FWIW I believe this is Scheherazade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheherazade_(Rimsky-Korsakov)

(which I only know because of that one Leverage episode)

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@blogdiva I think the “I’m allergic to cigarette smoke” line was a nod to that, but, yeah, that fireplace probably would be enough to do the trick, too. #monsterdon

You had to drive out to a research lab and in the middle of the night and interrupt a researcher in the middle of their experiments to ask how many times a bee mates in their lifetime?
Well that's a world without search engines I guess

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Wait she can take the hideous glasses off? Yo go girl. Murder these pervert scientists.
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Someone watched this movie, and then invented Cinemax.

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This is a great movie to watch when you're trying to remember why all us women born in the 70's had a terrible body image

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"I'm allergic to cigarette smoke."

Bees don't like nicotine.

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The 70s were just WOOD PANELING AND BODY HAIR #Monsterdon

@hollie@social.coop This beehavior is positively beestly!

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Among insects, but that's an arachnid.

Educational content FAIL!

Do we get to see her stinger? or at least her ovipositor?

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#monsterdon This back and forth of "Sexy Times with thankfully not Jeffrey Tambour but still" and "Birth of a Queen Bee: by Jam Handy" counts as an additional director's fetish right?

Oh gosh, a reel to reel tape player! nice!
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#Monsterdon I thought that was a spacesuit our Bee Girl is wearing, but that’s just how they dressed in the 70s.

She doesn’t have bee eyes!!! #monsterdon

And now a film stripe from a 70s classroom.
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Very disappointed that bee girl has regular eyes #monsterdon

SPIDERS AREN'T INSECTS DAMN IT #monsterdon

Playing classical music is one way to save on your music budget. I’m not complaining, now. Just noting.

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Do we finally get to see some bee girl action

I mean if you're going to make a whole movie about it then at least don't make it all happen offscreen

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I don't want to see the hair on his shoulders quite so much thanks

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the sound effects in this scene are also awful - crinkle cellophane for the fire crackle, and EXTRA loud clinks for the metal belt buckle falling to the ground

Bad drone, no touching the queen.

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Can we go back to watching the high school science film about bees please? I am cringing inside out this ballin' got my skin crawlin' #Monsterdon

now, let's move from bees to SPIDERS. #monsterdon

examples of the female killing the male... is something i wish this movie would get on with showing me. #monsterdon

Death by Scheherazade! Actual culture?

Wasn't expecting that!

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This guy wanted to turn her on and he thought a dirty movie would do it. But he didn't know how to ask for it, so he told the clerk he wanted "a film on the birds and the bees."

Now he's wondering how this could possibly be turning her on....

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As I keep saying - is this porn

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@aprilfollies What gets me is they've added the music to the sinking of the Nautilus from the 20K Leagues Under the Sea movie to this terrible death sex about to happen. #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Smells like rotten lobster trapped in hot leather wrapped with bacon.

[ Herb sighs ]

I don't even know why this is so funny.

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oh no, he fell down.
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SPIDERS ARENT INSECTS YOU FUCKEN DUMBFASS

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#monsterdon I think Kubrick used the same cue in the "Biblical daydreams" sequence in A Clockwork Orange

You are just a half-full open can of sprite to her. #monsterdon

#monsterdon (likely) killer sex ladies' organizer has appeared as a very long legged researcher of entomology!

Let's undo your wait-high pants here and remove your suspenders and cholostomy bag and

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Based on her outfit, I'm assuming they're roleplaying a scenario with an Olympic skiier #monsterdon

#Monsterdon if i had a nickel for every time they watched an instructional film about insects during a monsterdon film i'd have ten cents

which isn't a lot but it's more than i expected

Movie.

Mo. Vie.

You were doing so well.

Make. With. The Deaths.

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So is all this guy does just wandering around letting himself into places he's not supposed to be

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"oh you have a telescope!"

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Can we just skip to this guy being dead please?

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Cue the Rimsky-Korsakov #Scheherezade

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I hope Rimsky-Korsakoff got his royalties from the filmmakers #monsterdon