YES! Finally we have creepy bee eyes.
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls

@Taweret i'm treating it like it is, because the bee girls can control when they are in bee mode or not, and if you enter bee mode without sounding like a bunch of bees then that would be a huge ripoff #monsterdon

#monsterdon No butts? But butts are super popular. These days butts are all anyone wants!

no buts
yeah, we've had plenty of that already in this movie. #monsterdon

"No buts!"

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE SCREENWRITER SAID #Monsterdon

"no butts" man i wish, movie.

#monsterdon

"Why don't you go on home?"

"But, we were going to ball!"

#monsterdon

Is it ovipositor time?

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#monsterdon She’s got Bee-tty Davis eyes

She has Stepford Wife eyes! #monsterdon

Then combine gamma rays with bees and you'll have the best bee human wax sculptures you'll ever see!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

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This lady wins the most aggressive pick-up-the-phone in movie history award

"and we've now finished _the other kind_ of biology lesson. goodnight." #monsterdon

#monsterdon the "etymological" department

#Monsterdon I gotta admit, this scene is about as sexy as the previous “science class film”.

#monsterdon if the doctor at this public meeting thinks this might be a "venereal" disease then where the heck is like the CDC or county health department?!

red phone, red wall art, red pillow....

#monsterdon

Nice strings in the score.... building, building....
Black Widow?

#Monsterdon

Reel to reel tape for playing music. Sign of luxury in the old days. #Monsterdon

I'm now scrolling through comments instead of watching the naked people.
#Monsterdon
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#Monsterdon Did I miss something? Why are they watching bee films?

NOW she has compound eyes?

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

every facet of the bee girl's cornea induces another orgasm, which is how the menfolk die.

#monsterdon

They cut away from the documentary right before they explained how male bees die.

Because they're not murdered by the queen. I'm pretty sure They die because of how their male anatomy works.

#Monsterdon

The the blood is being drained from him, HOW exactly?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon ????

Scheherazade deserves better than this

#monsterdon
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Thank god that's over

#Monsterdon

if the bees come out of her cooch i'm gonna be mad

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At the sound of the buzz you will feel a slight thrombosis.

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Dramatic zoom!

#Monsterdon

Finally, an erotic scene with Dorothy's husband from The Golden Girls #Monsterdon

ah good, Enter Bee Mode. #monsterdon

Those contacts look extremely painful. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

#monsterdon she's not gonna have likewings pop out or anything??? Not gonna turn into an actual swarm of bees??

She's hitting him with the Bee Ray! #Monsterdon

BEE EYES

#Monsterdon

@flowerpot omg yes seriously

I did not come to watch sex scenes without bee killing

#Monsterdon

Taps fingers on table, play the buzzing sound effect already!

#monsterdon

waiting for a stinger to show up

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BEE EYES. THERE THEY ARE.

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🐝👀

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finally, jesus. #monsterdon

I didn't expect #monsterdon would be the one to explain the balls and the bees to me

ah good #Monsterdon

such bizarre choices in this scene.....

#monsterdon

@jchaven Which, I’m pretty sure, puts all the dirtbag men in their 90s or 100s now. #monsterdon

This actress is beautiful.
#Monsterdon #BeeGirls

So no bee costumes? 😕 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon finally, the buzzing

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SERIOUSLY quit it right now

#monsterdon You know it's good when there are sixteen legs and four arms and 5 1/2 buttcheeks.

Oh. She’s a succubee. #Monsterdon

I've heard of double vision, but never bumble vision.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's *classical music sex time*

wheres the BEEEEES! #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ That dude makes the weirdest noises during foreplay.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon She put his hands up like that so he'll be-hive himself.

How is this sex scene advancing the plot? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon FINALLY THE BEES

whelp i was wrong, the butt did not stop here

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@wrog That explains a lot about the quality of the rest of the soundtrack

(though I'll give them the wub wub wub wub wub wub, that kind of worked)

#Monsterdon

okay, that's enough of this scene

thank you

#monsterdon

You think this film had an intimacy coordinator? #Monsterdon

do bee girl spines light up during sex like cylons

#monsterdon

hurry up and Kill Him would ya #monsterdon

Cinematography! We tried it for one shot. Didn't like it. Back to boring 70s rooms.
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THIS SCENE NEEDS TO BEE OVER NOW

@RobynGoodfellow yeah but the butt stops here

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Now that's a mole of the variety that don't typically get put on film. It had a moat and everything. #monsterdon

@diazona Yes, last movement I think #monsterdon

Bleugh. This may be a more greasy movie than The Giant Spider Invasion, and that flick had implied incest D: #Monsterdon

That's a lot of butt in that shot. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

Bee girl farts for emphasis

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i mean, i guess go ahead with this scene, i am waaay behind on the #monsterdon timeline, but like, eugh.

"Nnnngghhh?"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Apparently she’s a 34B girl.

[wacky noises resume]

#monsterdon

we got the tape deck next to the fireplace, we got the leather cushions spread out, we're makin' a whole SCENE here for ya! #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow 8 deaths in 3 days!!

I wanna see a sequel to this about parasitic wasp girls

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OK, this sex scene is scaring me. I cannot watch. Please beekill him soon.
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I'm going to be very annoyed if my yellow shirt theory turns out to be false #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

All these hot women are in their 80s now.

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Why aren’t they playing flight of the bum… oh forget it. Stupid movie. #Monsterdon

good thing Rimsky-Korsakov is public domain;

it would suck to have had to pay a composer for this

#monsterdon

FWIW I believe this is Scheherazade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheherazade_(Rimsky-Korsakov)

(which I only know because of that one Leverage episode)

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva I think the “I’m allergic to cigarette smoke” line was a nod to that, but, yeah, that fireplace probably would be enough to do the trick, too. #monsterdon

You had to drive out to a research lab and in the middle of the night and interrupt a researcher in the middle of their experiments to ask how many times a bee mates in their lifetime?
Well that's a world without search engines I guess

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Wait she can take the hideous glasses off? Yo go girl. Murder these pervert scientists.
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Someone watched this movie, and then invented Cinemax.

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This is a great movie to watch when you're trying to remember why all us women born in the 70's had a terrible body image

#monsterdon
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"I'm allergic to cigarette smoke."

Bees don't like nicotine.

#Monsterdon

The 70s were just WOOD PANELING AND BODY HAIR #Monsterdon

@hollie@social.coop This beehavior is positively beestly!

#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

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Among insects, but that's an arachnid.

Educational content FAIL!

Do we get to see her stinger? or at least her ovipositor?

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

#monsterdon This back and forth of "Sexy Times with thankfully not Jeffrey Tambour but still" and "Birth of a Queen Bee: by Jam Handy" counts as an additional director's fetish right?

Oh gosh, a reel to reel tape player! nice!
#monsterdon