#Monsterdon The old version had like uncomfortable amounts of like child abuse and violence in it right? I feel like it did but I can't remember
Did they just decide to make up for it with large amounts of cussing?
Like I cuss I just don't normally hear 4th graders cuss this much unless I am subjected to South Park
i mean i already know im an alien and i love burnt bacon,
but apparently my husband is an alien too
if it don't CRONCHHH i don't want it
No, I don't know Officer Kenny. I make a point not to be friends with any police officers. #monsterdon
I loved it. It's better than Cats.
School bus! β Woot! A staple of 80s movies.
βHere, kid. Have some burnt bacon. Breakfast of losers.β #Monsterdon
Okay we finally got started with #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986 and wow what a cool dad who curses and undermines mom's authority at all times super cool
Steak tartare, how fancy #monsterdon
This movie is so weird, I am loving it #monsterdon
There's a specific type of family trauma being featured in this movie. maybe there should have been a trigger warning for some
#Monsterdon fuck yeah i want some bacon, mom
Me at work this year: "All the guys think you're really spaced."
What's the big deal, your mom's making Tiktok food meme videos. Next she's gonna get the paint scrapers out and mix some nacho cheese on the counter. #Monsterdon
So the aliens like their bacon burned and their hamburger raw and salted.
No wonder why they're invading, they have no sense of culinary taste.
Mmm carbonized pork products #monsterdon
#monsterdon That bacon has been murdered. That's a culinary atrocity right there! Bake them! Not fry them to cinders, you silly ninny woman!
That's not a hamburguer lady, that's more like tartar beef.
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Always awkward the morning after you've had a hookup with your husband #monsterdon
Awkward Martian hug? Awkward Martian hug. PAT PAT #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986
kinda expecting mum to snap his neck except i've seen the original lol
#Monsterdon THOSE KITCHEN CABINETS
@Taweret The fence, the hill, the path. Itβs almost like the same set. #Monsterdon
Martians like hamburger tartare
The mom is hot actually #monsterdon
Dang, another S-bomb! What a crazy choice for an 80s film.
So far the movie's doing a good job of showing that the separation between comedy and horror is gossamer thin
Kid should not be hauling such a giant backpack. It's got to weigh half of what he does!
#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars
Bacons done.
Way done.
Martian possessed humans obviously like burnt bacon and toast. Oh, and raw hamburger.
Dad is luded to the gills. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π΅ my name is luka
my dad is a martian dupe
yeah you've probably seen me before
if you hear something late at night
some kind of alien takeover fright
just don't ask me what it was
just don't ask me what it was
just don't ask me
what it was π΅
Mmmmmmm yummy raw hamburger and SALT, just like my Martian mom used to make!
Cheap burger tartare, delish!
This is so weird, I love it #monsterdon
Will she return as Connie Conehead?
βAfter _I_ do the dishes? George, youβre acting very strange.β
I love that this is what makes him seem strange to her.
#monsterdon It's Nickel night down at the police station! I need pennies! Ed doesn't work for free ya know!
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Cue menacing eating of large plate of burnt bacon
if bacon like that is a sign you are body snatched, then my husband must be an alien...
OH man, the fortitude of the wife actress eating the raw meat and salt. π¬
I like the "no really, I'm human" acting. It's a nice callback to the original.
#Monsterdon Oh boy a picnic! What could go wrong
This kid has a really remarkable ability to keep cool when he KNOWS everything is wrong.
Extra crunchy #monsterdon
that bacon just needs some tic-tacs #monsterdon
Burnt bacon. Clear sign of alien control. #Monsterdon
Kid puts his savings in a fishbowl and not a piggy bank of some sort? That seems weirdly not 80's?
lol @ "mom's special dinner'
Oh that poor pig :/ #Monsterdon
I remember this movie being funnier when I saw it in the theater. π€
it wouldve taken forever to char that much bacon
This is why I left the suburbs years ago. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I like my bacon crispy, but gawd-damn, that is BURNT.
"Here, human, have some burnt meat."
@guyjantic not all it's cracked up to be
Mmm bacon #monsterdon
That toast is looking mighty dark
ze child being able to identify ze alienation of ze father before ze wife is precisely ze alienation of marriage as property relation. ze ideological exercise of marriage, pay ze bills, mow the lawn, sex only on weekends, where our spouse ees already an invader from mars, "body snatched" from ze fantasmatic projection of the "girlfriend who was beloved," whose presence is ze Lacanian Point de capiton
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These motherfuckers never heard of screens? #Monsterdon
WELP Mom's gone but at least the kid yelled "MOOOOOOOOOOOOM" rather than "NOOOOOOOOOO", so props for that!
#Monsterdon Maybe he wants to derail a train. I remember an auditorium thing in kindergarten where they told us not to penny tracks because it could derail trains and they had a doodle of a train with little X_X eyes like it was dead.
I mean yes I know they lied to us so we wouldn't like, die pennying tracks, but tbh if I didn't think anyone would get hurt it probably would have made me more likely to penny tracks
Ah, to be embraced by a mother who has the dead eyes of a psychopath
Someone likes their bacon extra extra extra crispy...
I think Dad's just Canadian now, that's all #monsterdon
Mom and dad going over the hill. What happened to the fishbowl of pennies, though?
The hill was actually one of the best things about the original, how it kind of just has this vanishing point where everything falls off despite not being very far away. Very smart to recreate that #monsterdon
the martian stole coins from a little boy? that's too low
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Aliens neck-fisting everyone over the hill without even buying them a drink #monsterdon
this is fine #monsterdon
βThis is Ed. Ed, this is my wife,β he says as if heβs trying to broach the subject of a throuple. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "the new hookup at the base" :neocat_heart:
effective use of smoke machine ... check
okay i lke that they recreated the fence from the first movie
@Taweret now I want to try this
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Maybe he's gonna put all those pennies in his coffee!
#Monsterdon WTF?! Just robbed the kid!?
Mars Needs Pennies. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986
#Monsterdon *george steps out of the woods with another man* ah this explains a lot
#monsterdon See ya later Ed. Brush the dirt off your knees, Ed. See ya tomorrow... for our *special meeting* .... he's got lips that go for days⦠;)
@Taweret Then sculpt them to look like a mountain.
Ugh we're finally home but i can't find the internet archive link anymore wtf #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986
All Cops Are Aliens #monsterdon
@Taweret Mmm, mint potatoes #Monsterdon
OMG he doesn't know her name
#Monsterdon Aww a romantic date over the hil-- I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE FACT SHE DID EVERYTHING DO THE DISHES YOU LAZY ALIEN
Putting carpet on curving stairs must have been a pain in the ass #monsterdon
He's come to steal... NO NOT THE PENNIES??!?!?!? ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
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Were there duck curtains in the original?
i was hoping he was gonna pour tic tacs in the mashed potatoes
Ah. You can tell the evil people in this movie because they all grab kids by the wrist. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon All of these guys went to the Botox School of Acting.
Synchro-head-bob! Bet they paid a pretty penny for that effect!
Some folks obviously take better to Martian possession than others.
This is Ed, I just met him over there behind the matte painting of the sky over there #monsterdon
#Monsterdon this is why you wear bug spray before you trek outside. Otherwise you get bug bites on your neck.
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"Everything's fine now..." (all nod in synchrony)