Steak tartare, how fancy #monsterdon

This movie is so weird, I am loving it #monsterdon

#Monsterdon fuck yeah i want some bacon, mom

There's a specific type of family trauma being featured in this movie. maybe there should have been a trigger warning for some

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Me at work this year: "All the guys think you're really spaced."

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What's the big deal, your mom's making Tiktok food meme videos. Next she's gonna get the paint scrapers out and mix some nacho cheese on the counter. #Monsterdon

So the aliens like their bacon burned and their hamburger raw and salted.

No wonder why they're invading, they have no sense of culinary taste.

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Mmm carbonized pork products #monsterdon

#monsterdon That bacon has been murdered. That's a culinary atrocity right there! Bake them! Not fry them to cinders, you silly ninny woman!

That's not a hamburguer lady, that's more like tartar beef.
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Always awkward the morning after you've had a hookup with your husband #monsterdon

Awkward Martian hug? Awkward Martian hug. PAT PAT #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

kinda expecting mum to snap his neck except i've seen the original lol

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#Monsterdon THOSE KITCHEN CABINETS

@Taweret The fence, the hill, the path. It’s almost like the same set. #Monsterdon

The mom is hot actually #monsterdon

Martians like hamburger tartare

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Dang, another S-bomb! What a crazy choice for an 80s film.

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So far the movie's doing a good job of showing that the separation between comedy and horror is gossamer thin

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Kid should not be hauling such a giant backpack. It's got to weigh half of what he does!

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Bacons done.
Way done.

Martian possessed humans obviously like burnt bacon and toast. Oh, and raw hamburger.

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Dad is luded to the gills. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎵 my name is luka
my dad is a martian dupe
yeah you've probably seen me before
if you hear something late at night
some kind of alien takeover fright
just don't ask me what it was
just don't ask me what it was
just don't ask me
what it was 🎵

Mmmmmmm yummy raw hamburger and SALT, just like my Martian mom used to make!

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Cheap burger tartare, delish!

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This is so weird, I love it #monsterdon

Will she return as Connie Conehead?

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ugh ugh ugh these actors are champs but ugh. #monsterdon

“After _I_ do the dishes? George, you’re acting very strange.”

I love that this is what makes him seem strange to her.

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#monsterdon It's Nickel night down at the police station! I need pennies! Ed doesn't work for free ya know!

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Cue menacing eating of large plate of burnt bacon

if bacon like that is a sign you are body snatched, then my husband must be an alien...

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OH man, the fortitude of the wife actress eating the raw meat and salt. 😬

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lady i'm not going on any picnic with anyone who chars bacon. #monsterdon

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I like the "no really, I'm human" acting. It's a nice callback to the original.

#Monsterdon Oh boy a picnic! What could go wrong

@YsengrinWolf #TeamPennies

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This kid has a really remarkable ability to keep cool when he KNOWS everything is wrong.

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Extra crunchy #monsterdon

that bacon just needs some tic-tacs #monsterdon

Burnt bacon. Clear sign of alien control. #Monsterdon

Kid puts his savings in a fishbowl and not a piggy bank of some sort? That seems weirdly not 80's?

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lol @ "mom's special dinner'

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Oh that poor pig :/ #Monsterdon

I remember this movie being funnier when I saw it in the theater. 🤔

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it wouldve taken forever to char that much bacon

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This is why I left the suburbs years ago. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I like my bacon crispy, but gawd-damn, that is BURNT.

"Here, human, have some burnt meat."

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@guyjantic not all it's cracked up to be

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oh. nevermind. #monsterdon

BACONBACONBACONBACONBACON!!!!!

Gimme that BACOOON!!!

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Mmm bacon #monsterdon

That toast is looking mighty dark

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ze child being able to identify ze alienation of ze father before ze wife is precisely ze alienation of marriage as property relation. ze ideological exercise of marriage, pay ze bills, mow the lawn, sex only on weekends, where our spouse ees already an invader from mars, "body snatched" from ze fantasmatic projection of the "girlfriend who was beloved," whose presence is ze Lacanian Point de capiton
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aliens want pennies

huh

I think we can help each other

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These motherfuckers never heard of screens? #Monsterdon

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"After you do this dishes."

Martian patriarchy in full effect.

WELP Mom's gone but at least the kid yelled "MOOOOOOOOOOOOM" rather than "NOOOOOOOOOO", so props for that!

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#Monsterdon Maybe he wants to derail a train. I remember an auditorium thing in kindergarten where they told us not to penny tracks because it could derail trains and they had a doodle of a train with little X_X eyes like it was dead.

I mean yes I know they lied to us so we wouldn't like, die pennying tracks, but tbh if I didn't think anyone would get hurt it probably would have made me more likely to penny tracks

Ah, to be embraced by a mother who has the dead eyes of a psychopath

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Someone likes their bacon extra extra extra crispy...

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I think Dad's just Canadian now, that's all #monsterdon

Mom and dad going over the hill. What happened to the fishbowl of pennies, though?

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the martian stole coins from a little boy? that's too low
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The hill was actually one of the best things about the original, how it kind of just has this vanishing point where everything falls off despite not being very far away. Very smart to recreate that #monsterdon

mm, martians still make bacon. maybe they're fine actually. #monsterdon

Aliens neck-fisting everyone over the hill without even buying them a drink #monsterdon

this is fine #monsterdon

“This is Ed. Ed, this is my wife,” he says as if he’s trying to broach the subject of a throuple. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "the new hookup at the base" :neocat_heart:

effective use of smoke machine ... check

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okay i lke that they recreated the fence from the first movie

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@Taweret now I want to try this

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Maybe he's gonna put all those pennies in his coffee!

#Monsterdon WTF?! Just robbed the kid!?

Mars Needs Pennies. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

#Monsterdon *george steps out of the woods with another man* ah this explains a lot

#monsterdon See ya later Ed. Brush the dirt off your knees, Ed. See ya tomorrow... for our *special meeting* .... he's got lips that go for days… ;)

@Taweret Then sculpt them to look like a mountain.

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Ugh we're finally home but i can't find the internet archive link anymore wtf #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986

All Cops Are Aliens #monsterdon

@Taweret Mmm, mint potatoes #Monsterdon

OMG he doesn't know her name

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#Monsterdon Aww a romantic date over the hil-- I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE FACT SHE DID EVERYTHING DO THE DISHES YOU LAZY ALIEN

Putting carpet on curving stairs must have been a pain in the ass #monsterdon

He's come to steal... NO NOT THE PENNIES??!?!?!? ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

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Were there duck curtains in the original?

i was hoping he was gonna pour tic tacs in the mashed potatoes

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Ah. You can tell the evil people in this movie because they all grab kids by the wrist. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon All of these guys went to the Botox School of Acting.

Synchro-head-bob! Bet they paid a pretty penny for that effect!

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Some folks obviously take better to Martian possession than others.

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This is Ed, I just met him over there behind the matte painting of the sky over there #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is why you wear bug spray before you trek outside. Otherwise you get bug bites on your neck.

Huh, the cops got assimilated fast

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"Everything's fine now..." (all nod in synchrony)

"...we had a special meeting..........A hookup..........At the base."

Yep, totally normal. Nothing to see here...

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Movie, I'm gonna be honest with you, the cops were weird and off-putting before they got neck-jacked #monsterdon