"This is the key to my back door."
Um. Phrasing?

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"....a boil?"
"A boil."

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WTF WAS THAT #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986

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Is Karen the school nurse, or is she the child psychologist, or is she both?

#Monsterdon She keeps saying Sister, can't tell if it's:

Yanno if Nurse Ratched came over to my office and told me "You've got a lot of nerve, sister!" I'd be more than a little worried 🤨

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oh right "poleaxe" lol. i wonder if the non-alien cops will just write off everything as a casual case of poleaxing again lol. i didn't realize how much i missed the totally sterile vibe of the 60's until seeing this one where like the after school special soft lit stuff is like "ah yes actually the baseline expectation is for people to care about the child's wellbeing" but the 60's one was like "sure just lock that kid up in the county jail thats normal" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Karen Black has been found. The heroine of the tale. She can’t possibly die, or get sick, or break a nail, or suffer ennui…

Has anyone ever sounded less natural calling someone "sister" than Louise Fletcher

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So many brands in this film #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986

SISTER!!!

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#Monsterdon SEE I KNEW IT SHE'S A MANDATORY REPORTER

Band aid on the back of the neck. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon sorry i have a frog in my throat

“Hey, kid. Want some frog legs?” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cannot verify Mrs. McKeltch actually is possessed by an alien my prediction is she just wanted to be included (and hates Children / David)

@plaidtron3000 Nice reference 😀

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what tf was that cut #monsterdon

#monsterdon This child needs to be severely punished! Sterilized! Given to Gull Dukat! Wait... wrong show…

Smart kid, top marks

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#Monsterdon Uh actually I think even in the 80s they had Mandatory reporting for your position. If he reports abuse it can't stay in this room.

Oh...oh that's why the teacher reminds me of Nurse Ratchet. #monsterdon

whatever happens with counsellor puppets stays with councillor puppets

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Louise's dress is perfect. Louise is perfect. Karen Black is the tiniest bit cross-eyed but that's always been part of her charm

That was so gross. Happy I didn't eat dinner during the movie tonight 🤢

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@Taweret anyone could swallow a whole frog, the alien mind control thing just lets you believe you can #monsterdon

YOU'RE PUSHING IT SISTER!

FIVE MINUTES!

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE!

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FROG TARTARE!!!1! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon field trip with kai winn!

@blogdiva yes, why they always do that on 80s movies?
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"You're pushing it sister!"

Oh go finish your lunch. #Monsterdon

Kai Winn's alien is catching up on playing humans WAY faster than the rest of the Martians

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I've gotta imagine that Louise enjoyed that scene

Hey! As someone who is also a little Snoop, I resent that remark

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#monsterdon The #SuddenStringSection is here, to give us a guide for jumpscares…

im sorry to say that is how i eat what a burger when im really hungry

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Gotta napkin that frog juice up!

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Teach is having a little snack in the back.

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@Louisa I never did dissect a frog. I remember dissecting a worm at one point, and later a sea star. The scalpel was not up to the task of cutting through the sea star and the smell of formaldehyde made me sick.

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#Monsterdon i love all these stories where the kid knows some Existential Horror is going on but they still have to go to school and shit

Everyone runs like they're swimming #monsterdon

"You're pushing it, sister!"

🤨

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wait what was the like medieval weapon that the cops said the little playmate girl was killed with in the 60's version #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Okay this is a genuinely freaky moment that got me to hop in my seat a minute good job movie

I mean yes I know you can eat frogs but they usually cook those

so that's what frog week is all about #monsterdon

“LATER.”

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Yup. That's it. Up it comes. #Monsterdon

@yatsu Why would you leave them on the counter? They would just get dusty!

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#monsterdon so THAT'S what happened to the frogs

IT'S FROG WEEK

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nailed it

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psycho moment
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Why is he sleeping with M&Ms and pennies

Is he like Andy rooney or something #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986

Oh. nevermind.

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Aw man, if she's eating a frog I'm gonna yak #Monsterdon

ah yes, i too keep my pickled specimens in the coat closet. #monsterdon

ooooh, when's pig week?!

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Great. Now we're gonna have aliens from Mars AND Pagh-wraiths.

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Well maybe now that her husband is taken over by aliens... #monsterdon

Aliens like copper, raw hamburger, salt, and Tic-Tacs. #Monsterdon

I also like Invaders from Irken.

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Remember in Terminator 2 when that ginger kid saved John Connor?

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Wait, I thought it was frog week?1? Where did all the frogs go?!?

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#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986 the kid wakes up and sees his dad taking his mom over the hill where the spaceship landed, ostensibly to also turn her into an evil zombie. The next day she is acting weird, scratching her neck where the space parasite is, and preparing the Extremely Long Bacon in an Unsettling manner. She just makes a giant plate of burnt bacon and it is somewhat alarming.

Nothing less suspicious than a kid sneaking around busy school hallways

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#Monsterdon mmm, steak tartare

#monsterdon And that's when Mom showed me her magical trichonosis sores!

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Kid's got a legit case of malaise

@starkraving666 well good news... #monsterdon

The Martians are moving way fast in this one. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

The teacher hasn't been taken over by an alien, she's just French. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The old version had like uncomfortable amounts of like child abuse and violence in it right? I feel like it did but I can't remember

Did they just decide to make up for it with large amounts of cussing?

Like I cuss I just don't normally hear 4th graders cuss this much unless I am subjected to South Park

i mean i already know im an alien and i love burnt bacon,

but apparently my husband is an alien too

if it don't CRONCHHH i don't want it

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No, I don't know Officer Kenny. I make a point not to be friends with any police officers. #monsterdon

School bus! ✅ Woot! A staple of 80s movies.

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I loved it. It's better than Cats.

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“Here, kid. Have some burnt bacon. Breakfast of losers.” #Monsterdon

Okay we finally got started with #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986 and wow what a cool dad who curses and undermines mom's authority at all times super cool

Steak tartare, how fancy #monsterdon

This movie is so weird, I am loving it #monsterdon

#Monsterdon fuck yeah i want some bacon, mom

There's a specific type of family trauma being featured in this movie. maybe there should have been a trigger warning for some

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Me at work this year: "All the guys think you're really spaced."

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What's the big deal, your mom's making Tiktok food meme videos. Next she's gonna get the paint scrapers out and mix some nacho cheese on the counter. #Monsterdon

So the aliens like their bacon burned and their hamburger raw and salted.

No wonder why they're invading, they have no sense of culinary taste.

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#monsterdon That bacon has been murdered. That's a culinary atrocity right there! Bake them! Not fry them to cinders, you silly ninny woman!

Mmm carbonized pork products #monsterdon

That's not a hamburguer lady, that's more like tartar beef.
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Always awkward the morning after you've had a hookup with your husband #monsterdon

Awkward Martian hug? Awkward Martian hug. PAT PAT #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

kinda expecting mum to snap his neck except i've seen the original lol

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#Monsterdon THOSE KITCHEN CABINETS

@Taweret The fence, the hill, the path. It’s almost like the same set. #Monsterdon

The mom is hot actually #monsterdon

Martians like hamburger tartare

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Dang, another S-bomb! What a crazy choice for an 80s film.

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So far the movie's doing a good job of showing that the separation between comedy and horror is gossamer thin

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Kid should not be hauling such a giant backpack. It's got to weigh half of what he does!

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Bacons done.
Way done.

#Monsterdon I'm glad I wasn't eating during this movie because I think all the weird shit the possessed people eat would have spoiled my appetite