Invaders from Mars
Bluedepth
Bluedepth
Bluedepth@mastodon.social

#monsterdon Common core educators often times will just pull truant youth right out of a car into their doom bus. It's all part of the new way they do things in education these days.

Cactuar Joe
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Y'know, I was gonna make a joke about how this teacher's most dangerous foe is a ten year old kid, but... I mean, that's not really unusual, is it. #Monsterdon

Fabio! 🐈
Fabio! 🐈
fabio@toot.cat

They’re just band-aids, it’s the latest trend! My grandfather used onions on his belt, as it was the style at the time #monsterdon

Blue
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city

David, you're not just some crazy kid, are you? David, this is all moving too fast. David, you remind me of a Malibu sunset #monsterdon

Sam Levine
Sam Levine
SRLevine@neuromatch.social

"Huge, ugly, slimy, giant Mr Potato heads"

Ok, the movie lost me. You don't insult Mr Potato head.

(says the person who owns two of them for home decor...though they only seem to emerge in certain apartments and somehow never made it to display in my current one)

#Monsterdon

jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social

why couldn't they contain david? well could you tell your intestines to close to keep something inside? the alien probably doesn't have complete control over all the functions of its body #monsterdon

jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social

so the alien is a sort of plant-like creature living in the hillside, slow moving/stationary, so that's why it has to mind control people to do its bidding externally and why it can't contain david even when he is spotted inside the base, which isn't a base so much as the alien's body #monsterdon