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It was though, it does happen on Monsterdon. And it can still be fun!

#Monsterdon

Fine dining tonight on #Monsterdon, fun to watch this one again.

I must stress that if you haven't seen John Carpenter's work before and you liked the cut of this movie's jib, you should *really* go check out his other stuff. He's like no other.

What a fine movie. I'm only gonna dock it half a star for giving Hayden Christensen his start as the paper boy. How could Carpenter have known what evil he would unleash on the world?

★★★★½

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honestly tho' why are so many of these films basically about real estate

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I consider this a special edition of #monsterdon because this movie was way too good for it.

Probable XK-class end of the world event

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And so they fucked off to the lobby to get themselves a snack. I don't think John Carpenter gets enough credit for forecasting the effects of Facebook on society.

That was fun, fam. It's always great fun with you buds ripping on movies, whether they deserve it or not. I know this movie has its fans, but the Owlbear is not among them. I prefer my Carpenter movies to be more The Thing or Big Trouble in Little China - or Assault on Precinct 13, which is... Well, art, really.

Anyway, that'd be it for me. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, watch Robot Monster.

Goodnight.

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Thanks for the movie @Taweret
And a hearty toast finishing my drink to Sam Neill. We miss ya and thanks for a fabulous career of unforgettable movies.
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Now this is 'Meta'.

Not Zuckerberg's peep show

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@ohiofi oh we definitely watched that movie

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Thank you exposition radio wxpl 101.4

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@CactuarJoe several at this point

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@diazona yassss

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@xerozohar what they spread on the scones at Triassic Perk

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Wow people are really crazy for this book. It's like the end of the world out there!

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and we're watching it!

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Totally normal bus passenger reading a book with sunglasses on.

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@yatsu GRR Martin is feeling this now #Monsterdon

It's a monsterdon inside a #monsterdon

So this is a prequel for Event Horizon 🤨

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SUTTER CANE'S
THE MISSED

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This description of the void feels like writing papers in academia.

#monsterdon

That shot through the pages was pretty cool. #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

SUTTER CANE'S
LEMON YELLOW

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Hot scifi hallway.
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what if his book came out and everyone was like "a bit 'meh' "

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Wow watch your fucking language Sam.
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SUTTER CANE'S
PROFESSOR SNOOZE

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time to get out of toon town
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When mom gets crunchy peanut butter by mistake

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I watched a Chinese film last nnight called I Love Maria from the late 80's. A lot of the violence is extra comic book-ey, but some of it is pretty graphic. A lot of slapstick comedy and futuristic sci-fi. Tsui Hark produced/directed/wrote and stars. I liked it, but I can tell it won't be for everyone. #monsterdon

Yup, perfectly normal New Hampshire town. #Monsterdon

He defeated the lock on the steering column so easily, I didn't know they made Hyundai Elantras back then.
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SUTTER CANE'S
MONTH/DAY/YEAR

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yeah well fuck you too!

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A creepily smiling girlfriend with tentacles who could throw me through a door would fix me #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

what in the goddamn

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thank you Mr. Carpenter for the opportunity to exhale

goddamn this movie is good

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Love me, love the demon facing out of my back...

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"Any suggestions" it's a t least two chapters too long and way too talky #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

Girls go crazy for an assface <3 #Monsterdon

ew

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He's got a little guy back there

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That door has hyperhydrosis, it just needs some botox and it will be much more comfortable and not squirming all the time.
#monsterdon

"where's the spell check on this fucking thing?!"

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I hate it when my wooden door is all stretchy and bleeding. Such a hassle.
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ow

i hate it when they do the SHRIEEEEEEEEK noise -_-

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Ideal Writing Room

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A typewriter?

God, he's worse than George RR Martin

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Just so y'all know, full sized torches are more expensive than votive candles, so when the plate passes, make sure to be generous with your coins made from greasy, fishy-smelling iron. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Andy Dick?
You've got an Andy Dick typing in your basement.
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@MatthewTitus88 I think she snorted coke in Airplane! #Monsterdon

OMG, Sutter Cane is in control of the #DobermanGang!

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@paco Yeah... the Directors Cut does NOT have enough plot for 3 hours and 28 minutes

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oh shit the chuch is a real Greek *Catholic cathedral in Ontario, road trip time

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I think the desk lady rapped in some other film that elludes me now. #monsterdon

Frances Bay sells this so well. Everybody is so good in this movie.

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SUTTER CANE'S
CHARTRUSE KILOMETER

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SUTTER CANE'S
DOTTIE CLAYFACE

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🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ IN THE MOUTH OF TRIVIA 👄

🥼 🚑️ It's been 0 days...
The Doberman scene resulted in some pretty serious bites to the stuntmen causing some hospital visits.

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SUTTER CANE'S
THE DARK NAFF

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SUTTER CANE'S
THICKER

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Vigo?

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The SCP Foundation should have closed down this town ages ago....

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BANJO TIME, SAM #Monsterdon

"the view is from the East"

Sam Neil's character loses 5 sanity points

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I swear so many of the #Monsterdon movie plots would turn out better if the Male Main Character just listened to the Pretty Smart Woman when she explains what’s going on in the beginning of the movie

I tried lsd and shrooms once each. On lsd the hallucinations were objects that were there sort of moving/reshaping. On shrooms they were things that weren't there. REAL hallucination. Never tried either again. #monsterdon Sorry for the novel. I'm mega baked.

Mrs. Pickman hmm

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SUTTER CANE'S
CARRY-ON

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It's the old lady from every movie from this era. #monsterdon

Oh I get it, this is like that Studio Ghibli tourist trap town, they built a Sutter Cane amusement park. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne his natural Kiwi accent is better anyway #Monsterdon

You can't park there.

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driving at night in unknown country when you're tired is not fun though...

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Good job Sisko you're in the wormhole again

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Either that or a Communion sequel. #Monsterdon

This is all gonna end with Billy Mummy, isn't it? #Monsterdon

SUTTER CANE'S
THE LIGHT PIT

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What if we like, saw colors differently

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the creepy bicycle child is brilliant though....I think it's coming up....or is it?

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Aaaand person in the road. #Monsterdon

Why exactly does the insurance adjuster have a squeaky horn in the glovebox of his car? That seems a little implausible. A whistle, even a flare gun would make more sense.

#monsterdon

the horror of driving without satnav, how did we live?

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I think Charlton Heston was an odd casting choice...

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oh my god, he went to… NEW HAMPSHIRE?!

…must have gone for ciggies.

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painting your eyes all goth and cutting up books is pretty mad though, as a grown adult man that is.

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SUTTER CANE'S
WATER-ENDER

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It's a good extended bit to have him smear ink on his face and not notice for this long.

This movie REALLY understands the casual horror of hyperfixation.

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This is a very sweaty movie. #Monsterdon

SUTTER CANE'S
SELF-INSERT (also starring Kathy Bates)

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lol, authentic US Cop

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Herbert West, bookstore patron #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

i'll stop at some point

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lol authentic American street theatre

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Flushing our brains down the toilet.

Prescient.

#noai #monsterdon

The cop in the alley must be auditioning for ICE.

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lol, imagine if the crazed, evil author was JK Rowling...

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I have never had a work conversation with a woman in this posture.

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he's a close-leaner
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