That was a specially designated cliff for killing space monkeys. #Monsterdon

You could get this movie down to a tight 45 minutes if you only included the scenes lit well enough to tell what's going on. #Monsterdon

LEGALLY DISTINCT THE THING CLONE WILL RETURN IN... AVENGERS ENDGAME

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So trains also explode on impact?

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@amyfou Starts drunk singing "Tuuurn around briiighttt eyes!🎶" #monsterdon

A MODEL EXPLODES! We have destruction of a model set! Welcome back to Monsterdon exploding miniatures!
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#monsterdon okay this music is trying _SO HARD_ not to turn into a disco dance for the past 6 minutes at the end.

Throw Monsta From The Train. #Monsterdon

Bad contracting work pays off!
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@starkraving666 There's a whole movie about a war on a train: Snowpiercer.
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Actually kind of tame for a steam engine explosion. #Monsterdon

This day for night is so bad, hard to even see what's going on.

I guess you have to do this sequence at night so the monster's powers work, though.

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Hold on lads - I've got an idea!

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ok so what just happened and why did the train go off the cliff? #monsterdon

"Maybe it's war?" Yeah sure, sounds like a good enough reason to send a train full of people to their death.,
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Moscow declares war on trains! #Monsterdon

Siberian Express!
Siberian Express!
It's only a model.
SHHHH

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#Monsterdon So this guy is waiting for the galactic bus?

Attack of the blind zombies!
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TRAIN WAR #MONSTERDON

Ohhhhh, so this movie is just the trolley problem.

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Suddenly, Western music ♫

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The zombie alien horror express has turned into the trolley problem! #monsterdon

oh christ not the fucking streetcar switch problem again

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trolley problem moment

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Is that... is that a model train? What would you need a model train for movie?
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This dark fight scene has lost me.

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Gotta say spacemonster that's a great zombie army thing you got going on #Monsterdon

This movie is sponsored by Visine #monsterdon

...wat

I see a lot of people dying and it makes no sense

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The train whistle echoing along with the turn the monkey mummy learned to whistle earlier in the film is nice and eerie.
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okay that is _not_ a good model shot xD

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Time for one last hurrah for everyone who died! #monsterdon

That was me who humiliated him in front of the countess, actually.

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See, now I want to play Shadow Hearts again. #Monsterdon

@nhgeek Either tgat or it's like the alien prob... nuthin! #monsterdon

good thing this train is so cramped. #monsterdon

Yeah throw away the sword

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music is so good. sort of like a cross between tchaikovsky and beethoven eroica mvt 2
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christopher lee rolling good on all of his athletics and attack rolls there, gg

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okay that through the front window is a good shot

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smooth brain army rise up #monsterdon

Monster is necromancer/zombie master, too. At least with its own victims.

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What's Peter been up to all this time? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress I’m about half an hour behind. But this mad priest eats every scene! He fully rules!

I can say without hesitation that this is the most bizarre Telly Savalas role I have ever seen #monsterdon

Countess Final Girl #monsterdon

ET don't call home
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#monsterdon …. And now we remember that atoms have MANY electrons. (Except hydrogen, that loser.)

#Monsterdon I look away for 30 seconds and now I'm completely lost. The detective is free now?

Oh crap mass zombification #Monsterdon

oh shit we got zombies! who called for zombies? #monsterdon

Smooth Brains Assemble!

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Left behind by the other aliens? Rasputin just needs a speak-n-spell, a saw blade and cash for the long distance fees. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Oh he's leveled up so the mad monkey can suck brains at high speed now with no refractory time.
And he has a new bonus power. raising an army of zombie minions!
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Space Zombies! Hell Yeah. He's been living in the mind of a common river trout all this time, biding his time...

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This movie clearly formed the basis for Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@Zerofactorial @gnomon Nerds.

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"Time on my Side" by the Rolling Stones starts to play #Monsterdon

Rasputin the space monkey is a force ghost?
He was left behind because his other space travellers thought he was a killjoy.
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"Irina, behind me!"
> proceeds to run to other end of room instead

yeah i wouldn't have much faith in him either

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indiana jones, trying to rescue Marion right here. #monsterdon

I've seen this Star Trek episode #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Fish, Vertabrates" ...protein from the sea

"another galaxy.

super mario galaxy."

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Wait this is Stargate and the monster is one of the Ori

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keep thee in front of me, satan! Where I can see you! #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

No wonder Rasputin was so hard to kill!
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Another $20,000 loud train sounds scene #monsterdon

purjadov is a shitty monk but a great villain

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Huh. Match point for the monster here. It's his game to lose at this point. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000@jorts.horse I guess he's only a quarter half-man, half-ape?

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there's only 9 minutes left so i'm gonna hit a tentative confirm on the "monster allkills train and credits roll" #monsterdon

is this a weird early use of giant red LEDs in costuming?

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Eat the Rich I guess?
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The camerawork and editing in these death scenes is inspiringly bad.

They tried, but man did they not succeed

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@jonny Maybe this monster appreciates a challenge

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@plaidtron3000 are you trying to tell me there's a monk who _didn't_ masturbate?

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woah, his coat's open. watch out everybody. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Spouse: Captain Khazan is a badass!
Me: His brain was already smooth.

Monster (many), Cossack 0.

IF I WAS A MONSTER i would attempt to transfer to the russian king guy who everyone trusts and thinks is cool instead of hanging out in the rasputin guy that everyone thinks is weird and knows he has sworn allegiance to the monster. #monsterdon

dang telly, you left us so soon #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Like a baby's bottom #monsterdon

It really is kind of amazing how much Pujardov as a character is "What if we put Rasputin in our movie"

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telly noooo #monsterdon

nooooo #monsterdon

"He can't play his tricks in the strong light" [citation missing] #Monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social Right? That's why I was itching for him to be a wolf-man. It's a monster movie, he deserves to be the monster!

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OH NO TELLY! #monsterdon

Jokes on you space Rasputin his brain's already smooth. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

oo! what a good shot. Rasputin standing over all the bodies. A+ #monsterdon

Get him Telly!
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WHAT was that kind of candle diffuser lamp!?!??! #monsterdon

holy shit this monk is not fucking around #monsterdon

WELP NOW Rasputin!Monster has the knowledge of HALF A DOZEN COSSACK SOLDIERS however will the rest of the train survive

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If he could just do the eye thing on all of them at any time, why did he need to possess the priest in the first place? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The lights go out and everyone starts firing guns in all directions. What is this, Texas?

Lots of soul sucking going on here.

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All Cops Are Blasphemers #monsterdon

Mebbie it's the parasites we met along the way? #checksnotes #monsterdon