Goon: "He musta slipped."

Other Goon: "Nah, it's not like we're working for Putin."

#MONSTERDON #Hogfather

accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving

#monsterdon #hogfather

Wizards think they’re soooooooo smart. #Monsterdon

Ridcully in a nutshell: *walks up to Death to pull his beard." #Monsterdon #Hogfather

How about these old farts, can you swap some of their sand into that little girl's?

#monsterdon #hogfather

Archchancellor Ridcully is the dog's bollocks. #monsterdon

"We're using socks as training data?"

"Yes, arch chancellor."

#MONSTERDON #Hogfather

Ridcully asking the important questions, eh?
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

@Telstar I agree!

#monsterdon #hogfather

Attend any writers meetup on the west coast and you'll meet a guy or two just like those old wizard professors. They'll tell you about a local fantasy convention you've never heard of before. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon teeth teeth teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH

@trixter Me too. Sniff! #Monsterdon

Okay I’m gonna cry a little tho #Monsterdon

"I KNOW WHAT THE SPIRIT OF HOGSWATCH IS, ALBERT. YOU THINK IT'S NEOLIBERAL TWADDLE."

#MONSTERDON

@sean A long time ago I ran into a... damn, what was it... it was a fake OS of some kind. It included "illegal motion in backfield error" and I laughed so hard I included it as an error in a compiler I wrote

#monsterdon #hogfather

»Redo From Start« :D #monsterdon #basic

I love that Ponder Stibbon's (computer nerd wizard) robe is a hoodie with a pen pocket. #monsterdon

Hex is a better AI than ChatGPT ever will be.

#Monsterdon

@funkula Clearly i should have thought harder about it! 😂 My American self stopped on “frat boy”. #Monsterdon

somebody should build such a printer #monsterdon

@Infoseepage oh! We do have a monster! Yay!

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon women with swords, always a plus

perfect depiction of stupid old farts #monsterdon

Yay, Binky returns! Best horf

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

"Are you any good in a fight?"

"Yes, I could be sick on people."

I mean, it could work. Someone pukes on me, and I'm gonna be highly motivated to run away (towards the nearest sink).
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

oh boo, ads tiems

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

My grandfather is death.

I'm sorry to hear that.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Not-Bacchus is going to try hooking up with the tooth fairy isn't he...

@emma

It’s not going to happen, Gretchen. #Monsterdon

Born to Rune hahaha #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon they have the power of rule 34

Anthill inside is the one thing unique to this adaptation that I really, really like #monsterdon

Anthill Inside!

Bonk baBonk Bonk

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Anthill Inside! :D #monsterdon

glingle glingle gllingle #monsterdon

I had to look up what a verruca was when i was reading the book. #Monsterdon

"He is immortal, isn't he?" #Hogfather #MONSTERDON

Was that song Men of Harlech? I'm pretty sure that was Men of Harlech.

#monsterdon

"Thank PRIME!" [collapses]

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon OSHA does not approve

ouh yeah pure sobriety #monsterdon

#Monsterdon smoking boots

Do remember this is alt-reality Older England so "spicy" implies "has some salt in."

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think that's the stuff they put on the chicken wing I had to sign a waver to eat that one time

There's a recipe for Wow-wow sauce in the Discworld cookbook, and while it might be tasty, it is not spicy at *all* #monsterdon

Wow-Wow Sauce is a condiment known to include mature scumble, pickled cucumbers, capers, mustard, mangoes, figs, grated wahoonie, anchovy essence, asafoetida, sulphur and saltpetre. It is considered appropriate for use on meat, fish, fowl, eggs and many vegetable dishes.

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Wow-Wow_Sauce

I love the wizards' bullshit. Just put everything we can think of into one glass and see what happens.

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Ackland had such a great voice #monsterdon

#monsterdon “And get me a nice MLT … mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. Very tasty.”

Is this how Thank Prime gets invented? #Hogfather #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon holly, jolly... molly? they, uh rollin' dirty?

other things ending in ollie!??!?! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "that's life, innit?" "well i'm not."

ha HAAAAA Teatime met his match xD

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

... if you don't mind the side effects ...
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

hate when the paper sticks to the lip #monsterdon

God I love Albert's story about the horse #monsterdon

Oh hey, it's Terry himself! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *social commentary*

Terry Pratchett had Opinions about social issues. #monsterdon

#monsterdon “…brass monkeys…”? We aren’t going to have the Beastie Boys as special musical guests are we? … whew!

FORESHADOWING
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

What's all this? I'm all paid up with the Thieves Guild.

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

I really love Death - Ian Richardson did an excellent job as the character
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

It IS the "oh god" of hangovers. #monsterdon

@sean I heard that as "the Oh God of hangovers" which I kind of prefer even more ^_^

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

"...the old god of hangovers"

Love it!

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

I find teatime more irritating than menacing, tbh. #Monsterdon

I know Death is voiced by Ian Richardson, but I keep imaginging that it's Ben Burtt instead.

#Monsterdon

@clayknight @blogdiva I like him more as a whimsical murder machine than an all-business-and-serious murder machine

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

GOOOOOOOOO SUSAN! #monsterdon

@athena_rising oh hey no none of that George Lucas Special Edition update shit

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think steampunk is sort of out of vogue now. She should redecorate that door.

#Monsterdon "dental school did *not* prepare me for this"

TAY A TEE MAY #monsterdon

Teatime is stil the guy from THAT ep of dr who. im sorry. i can't unsee it

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "Our story continues" cool cool cool
I was worried I started the wrong one for a second XD

@clayknight Yeah they changed a couple of verb tenses but I was otherwise very confused

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

Remember the tooths!

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Just waiting for people getting excited about things in #Monsterdon explaining to others that's it's eleborated on in one of dozens of books

David Warner. :3 #Monsterdon

BTW RIP Joss Ackland :( november ’23 #monsterdon

but that's just a theory. a game theory. #Monsterdon

Here for the Special Holiday Edition of #Monsterdon ...
#Hogfather (Part2)

Happy New Year!! :blue_balloon_heart: :red_balloon_heart: :yellow_balloon_heart:

We have turtle & elephant sighting!

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

we believe in GA-MER-RA!

which are the names of three of the the elephants of course

#Hogfather #Monsterdon

Monsterdon and an on and on on and on, the flix don't stop til the break of dawn! #monsterdon

now is the point where it begins #monsterdon

And go! In honor of the season, my popcorn tonight is Moose Munch. :3 #Monsterdon

Let's go #monsterdon

I missed the #Monsterdon last week so I went back and watched Part 1 earlier today. Totally ready for Part 2!

#MonsterdonAlert

#monsterdon

GO GO GO!!

Here we go!

#monsterdon