Goon: "He musta slipped."
Other Goon: "Nah, it's not like we're working for Putin."
Goon: "He musta slipped."
Other Goon: "Nah, it's not like we're working for Putin."
accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving
Wizards think theyโre soooooooo smart. #Monsterdon
Ridcully in a nutshell: *walks up to Death to pull his beard." #Monsterdon #Hogfather
How about these old farts, can you swap some of their sand into that little girl's?
Archchancellor Ridcully is the dog's bollocks. #monsterdon
Ridcully asking the important questions, eh?
#Monsterdon #Hogfather
@Telstar I agree!
Attend any writers meetup on the west coast and you'll meet a guy or two just like those old wizard professors. They'll tell you about a local fantasy convention you've never heard of before. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon teeth teeth teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
@trixter Me too. Sniff! #Monsterdon
Okay Iโm gonna cry a little tho #Monsterdon
"I KNOW WHAT THE SPIRIT OF HOGSWATCH IS, ALBERT. YOU THINK IT'S NEOLIBERAL TWADDLE."
@sean A long time ago I ran into a... damn, what was it... it was a fake OS of some kind. It included "illegal motion in backfield error" and I laughed so hard I included it as an error in a compiler I wrote
ยปRedo From Startยซ :D #monsterdon #basic
I love that Ponder Stibbon's (computer nerd wizard) robe is a hoodie with a pen pocket. #monsterdon
Hex is a better AI than ChatGPT ever will be.
@funkula Clearly i should have thought harder about it! ๐ My American self stopped on โfrat boyโ. #Monsterdon
somebody should build such a printer #monsterdon
@Infoseepage oh! We do have a monster! Yay!
#Monsterdon women with swords, always a plus
perfect depiction of stupid old farts #monsterdon
Yay, Binky returns! Best horf
#Monsterdon #Hogfather
"Are you any good in a fight?"
"Yes, I could be sick on people."
I mean, it could work. Someone pukes on me, and I'm gonna be highly motivated to run away (towards the nearest sink).
#Monsterdon #Hogfather
oh boo, ads tiems
#monsterdon Not-Bacchus is going to try hooking up with the tooth fairy isn't he...
Itโs not going to happen, Gretchen. #Monsterdon
Born to Rune hahaha #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon they have the power of rule 34
Anthill inside is the one thing unique to this adaptation that I really, really like #monsterdon
Anthill Inside! :D #monsterdon
glingle glingle gllingle #monsterdon
I had to look up what a verruca was when i was reading the book. #Monsterdon
"He is immortal, isn't he?" #Hogfather #MONSTERDON
Was that song Men of Harlech? I'm pretty sure that was Men of Harlech.
"Thank PRIME!" [collapses]
#Monsterdon OSHA does not approve
ouh yeah pure sobriety #monsterdon
#Monsterdon smoking boots
Do remember this is alt-reality Older England so "spicy" implies "has some salt in."
#monsterdon I think that's the stuff they put on the chicken wing I had to sign a waver to eat that one time
There's a recipe for Wow-wow sauce in the Discworld cookbook, and while it might be tasty, it is not spicy at *all* #monsterdon
Wow-Wow Sauce is a condiment known to include mature scumble, pickled cucumbers, capers, mustard, mangoes, figs, grated wahoonie, anchovy essence, asafoetida, sulphur and saltpetre. It is considered appropriate for use on meat, fish, fowl, eggs and many vegetable dishes.
I love the wizards' bullshit. Just put everything we can think of into one glass and see what happens.
#Monsterdon #Hogfather
Ackland had such a great voice #monsterdon
#monsterdon โAnd get me a nice MLT โฆ mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. Very tasty.โ
Is this how Thank Prime gets invented? #Hogfather #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon holly, jolly... molly? they, uh rollin' dirty?
other things ending in ollie!??!?! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "that's life, innit?" "well i'm not."
ha HAAAAA Teatime met his match xD
... if you don't mind the side effects ...
#Monsterdon #Hogfather
hate when the paper sticks to the lip #monsterdon
God I love Albert's story about the horse #monsterdon
Oh hey, it's Terry himself! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon *social commentary*
Terry Pratchett had Opinions about social issues. #monsterdon
#monsterdon โโฆbrass monkeysโฆโ? We arenโt going to have the Beastie Boys as special musical guests are we? โฆ whew!
FORESHADOWING
#Monsterdon #Hogfather
What's all this? I'm all paid up with the Thieves Guild.
#Monsterdon #Hogfather
I really love Death - Ian Richardson did an excellent job as the character
#Monsterdon #Hogfather
It IS the "oh god" of hangovers. #monsterdon
@sean I heard that as "the Oh God of hangovers" which I kind of prefer even more ^_^
I find teatime more irritating than menacing, tbh. #Monsterdon
I know Death is voiced by Ian Richardson, but I keep imaginging that it's Ben Burtt instead.
@clayknight @blogdiva I like him more as a whimsical murder machine than an all-business-and-serious murder machine
GOOOOOOOOO SUSAN! #monsterdon
@athena_rising oh hey no none of that George Lucas Special Edition update shit
#monsterdon I think steampunk is sort of out of vogue now. She should redecorate that door.
#Monsterdon "dental school did *not* prepare me for this"
TAY A TEE MAY #monsterdon
Teatime is stil the guy from THAT ep of dr who. im sorry. i can't unsee it
#monsterdon "Our story continues" cool cool cool
I was worried I started the wrong one for a second XD
@clayknight Yeah they changed a couple of verb tenses but I was otherwise very confused
Remember the tooths!
Just waiting for people getting excited about things in #Monsterdon explaining to others that's it's eleborated on in one of dozens of books
David Warner. :3 #Monsterdon
BTW RIP Joss Ackland :( november โ23 #monsterdon
but that's just a theory. a game theory. #Monsterdon
Here for the Special Holiday Edition of #Monsterdon ...
#Hogfather (Part2)
Happy New Year!! :blue_balloon_heart: :red_balloon_heart: :yellow_balloon_heart:
We have turtle & elephant sighting!
we believe in GA-MER-RA!
which are the names of three of the the elephants of course
Monsterdon and an on and on on and on, the flix don't stop til the break of dawn! #monsterdon
now is the point where it begins #monsterdon
And go! In honor of the season, my popcorn tonight is Moose Munch. :3 #Monsterdon
Let's go #monsterdon
I missed the #Monsterdon last week so I went back and watched Part 1 earlier today. Totally ready for Part 2!
Here we go!